ITT: irl bosses

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Shut the fuck up, Patrick. Get on your neighbor's wifi already so you can play Minecraft again

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Is this a real life version of the Nier mech?

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based as fuck. what a chad.

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but why

That beetle threw everyone down from his tree

everyone

what a chad

Absolute chad

uhhh

Wow bobo looks great these days. You wouldn't guess from a glance that he's mentally retarded anymore.

>a'ight you nice and inseminated?
>fuck off my tree ho

but did she survive that?

Sometimes I see fantastical versions of this in a video game, and completely forget it's a real machine.

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What a chad.

here's the better version

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These are so neat

Yes, bugs are hardly affected by falls like that. They are too light. Square-cube laws applies.

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Yeah, darwin beetles, and beetles in general, are incredibly tough and can survive impressive amount of force and impact.
The male with the large pincers, fights it's way up the tree against several other males for this opportunity.

Holy kekle

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Makes me think of one of the protagonists from World of Horror.

>its just a flu bro

Didin't know china had the Krieg Death Korps

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What movie?

give it a move set that isn't just "chase down and kill in one hit"

Play monster hunter

Luigi's Mansion 3 had a funny idea.
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>TACS shirt
still profoundly retarded

Look at this fat fuck.

Dead Rising psychopath

>Pump & dump

>american dinosaur
>is literally round

gave her the old pump and dump

Cute

looks a bit tedious but i like the idea

Stomps, headbutts, easy.

DOZER ON THE SCENE

finally its his turn

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How many characters from this piece still aren't in the game?

>I got your corona cure right here

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I really don't like the way their balls are on the wrong side

Why was this thing created? What is the matenience cost on something like that?

I assume it was made to make that crater.

Can we make a Jojo meme please?

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Why'd they make some anime girl version of this machine complete with it's own theme?

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They're used to mine lignite (brown coal).
No idea about the maintenance, but I assume it's enough to still make profit.

These machines are used to earn coal,or other rare materials.Mostly coal I think though.

STANDING HERE

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whoa.... powerful...

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those beetles aren’t even big enough to create a dangerous impact when they fall, beetles are the most based of all insects though

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is that SCP-610?

South Park already did it

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Such a dumb animal.

Sue, my first love

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I'm sure that fellow enjoys logging into reddit.com

Dumb animal that will wreck your car.

Holy shit bro, that's some ancient history, fucking archeological.

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Joke's on the womb, I don't own a car!

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>optional boss fight

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he didn't fly so good

I don't think this is accurate. There is no animal on earth that has two sets of rib cages. How would it get up from laying on its side? Just not possible, since it needs to position its legs under itself.

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The /fa/ guard is just so he doesn't get sick from someone coughing in his face
Those vibrant biohazard suits are the real shit when you gotta go in deep

Maybe it's like a horse and sleeps standing up.

I hate this one

Him losing his cool gets me every time

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what if the first half of the video is real and he's just edited on top after he's been run over

yeah why did he suddenly lose his cool?

Its currently abandoned while they figure out what to do with it since it mined all the stuff.

i love these things

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This is the most appropriate answer for this thread.

Man liberals fucking destroyed him. He just lost in every way imaginable.

SALAD DODGER

Apparently in the video he thought it was a prop or something and he was being pranked until he brushed against it and it moved.

>shopped blood

The Cobra Unit

Is that sam hyde?

so randum xDD

context? Please tell me a bunch of genofags met up

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mommy

Yeah, this was the Yas Forums meetup to celebrate Geno being announced for Smash during a Nintendo Direct. Since that didn't happen, they sperged out so hard two of them ended up getting arrested.

dig BIG hole

we gaan

Funny how this guy has the biggest body count of everything posted ITT

>Xfiles music intensifies

Is she out of jail yet?

Your balls are on the same side. Just hanging further down.

Pretty sure she came out like 10 years ago.

lmao

Was it fair bros?

Well now I feel old.

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IIRC She got released a few years ago secretly.

2013 actually.

This is a tranny, right?

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Being a girl must be so much fun.

Girls are so cute when they're angry

It's a lifeguard.

Manlet BTFO

>They have these in destiny 2
neat

>implying I wouldn't spend the entire time fucking it
Emenius, where are you when you're needed most?

Yeah but said suits are basically the best of the best when it comes to virus protection and whatnot.

t. abandoned in a field

Why

>the closest shelter is the snork's hive

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>YHVH led out his voice!

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Even if it's water there's clearly a propellant, otherwise it wouldn't be coming out of the can.

She's a woman now and she doesn't even know it.

That's the Unipiper. He lives in Portland. He's usually dressed as Darth Vader in a kilt. Somehow he makes his living riding around on his unicycle like a twat.

based Bobo poster

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COME ON A SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

Don't you have a soundboard to abuse, Opie? Go away.

bullshit hahaha

unbeatable if the nookie is on the line

kino setting

>filename

SO HERE I AM

choke on toddler spit you old bovine fag

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I want to FUCK that robot.

Naming files is an art, and great source of (You)s

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>xX_No-Homo-Schlomo-Bro_Xx has collected a Bounty Token

Too many

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thanks mods (?)

>WARNING! EXCAVATOR EPSILON WILL CAUSE DECOMPRESSION TO BIO DOME

mods r gay :)

cringe

Always loved the meat den. Sorry to ruin it for you all.

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banished to the coom dimension