Pregnant and cant sleep because my baby keeps squirming

you look happy in that reflection, good for you. this your first kid?

How far along are you? What have your hormones been like?

hey can I come over for seconds? I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE PUSSY again while your husband is away or mabye ANAL SeXXX. thanks

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>you look happy in that reflection

..nigga wut

OPs left. dead thread. Everyone move the fuck out. We evacing this shitpost

ya im tired as shit and didn't word that right at all. i just meant to comment that its cute seeing her so happy looking at her kid idk. im a fag, think it's endearing.

justifying and admitting your stupidity. on Yas Forums. nIcE

Well mixed. I'm white. My husbands a bean. A light beam though so my baby isnt gonna be brown thankfully.

Havent had any yet but I do need to pee a fuck ton and its annoying

I do have a loving husband? Its 3am and hes asleep dumbass lol

What am I going to do? Wake him up?

I dont see my reflection in the photo lol

But I am very happy. My baby is no accident. My husband and I were trying for 6 months and I always get giddy when I get a new ultrasound pic. I have one coming up on the 2nd and I can't wait to see how big hes gotten

what will you name the child?

>hes asleep dumbass
how the fuck am I supposed to gather that info? your post is literally 2 lines retard

>what am I going to do?
Literally anything other than Yas Forums thanks now fuck off with this shit thread.

>hey can I come over for seconds? I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE PUSSY again while your husband is away or mabye ANAL SeXXX. thanks

hey can I come over for seconds? I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE PUSSY again while your husband is away or mabye ANAL SeXXX. thanks

hey can I come over for seconds? I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE PUSSY again while your husband is away or mabye ANAL SeXXX. thanks

Send feet

is a 5 inch penis able to satisfy you sexually?

i must be damn tired because i swear i see a smile at the top of the photo. hope it all progresses smoothly

I'm 27 weeks and 4 days currently.

Hormones have been pretty steady. I havent really acted out in a weird way.
I've always been a pretty emotional person so I'd say now I just probably cry even easier.
Last time I cried over something silly was because I was aching to get our room prepared and get all sorts of stuff but my husband was insisting it was too early to go all out yet and it made me cry lol
Other than that I just have blank days sometimes...just feeling a bit "blah" I guess

I didn't leave lol damn give me a moment to reply

Give yourself a falconpunch,that'll teach your demonspawn a lesson.

Jack daniel.

And no it actually has nothing to do with whiskey. It was a name we talked about for a while. We knew the implications but we dont mind. I mean I feel like no matter what a person's name is they will have someone out there able to make fun of it.

I said "I cant sleep" it doesnt take a genius to realize that its night time where I'm at. My husband ain't the one with a baby kicking him so hes sleeping just fine

if you were having a one night stand with a guy, and he pulled out his cock and it was 5 inches hard, what would you do?

Are you the girl from the other guys thread?

>we dont mind

but your child will fucking mind so you maybe wanna overthink that decision

Ew

Sure. It's not about size user. It really isnt. And I'm telling you this as a person who really doesnt give a shit about your feelings. I've had all sorts of dicks and some of the biggest ones were either painful or they just didnt knowbhow to handle it.

Put it this way. Give a baby a hammer. He will probably just hurt himself and others.

Give an experienced carpenter a cheap multitool he could probably get more work done than the baby with a hammer

>I said "I cant sleep" it doesnt take a genius to realize that its night time where I'm at

oh my christ are you braindead? probably. you know I could say "I cant sleep" but be up at 8pm because #babyproblems jesus cringe

>I've had all sorts of dicks
What's your body count?

Lol when you said it I really studied the photo but I cant see anything but I wouldnt be surprised if I was smiling lol

I hope so too user. With all this virus bullshit the docs are laying out some crazy restrictions right now so they're making things a little stressful

Lol his movements are a love/hate thing.
When hes still I fuck with him a lot to get him moving so I basically consider this payback.

Other guys?

I AHVE 10 BILLION INCH COCK

has your sex drive changed while pregnant?

>Name's child Fags McGee
>Says it's ok, kids will find any reason to make fun of someone
Yeah, well.. You're GIVING them a reason. People will be making the same joke at them for the rest of their life.

Nope it's been decided. My kid isnt going to be a little bitch about it. If anyone makes fun of him we already told him all he has to do is just tell kids that his name is way cooler than theirs anyway.

As long as you positively reinforce your child and tell them how to respond to bullies it gets easier.
My name is also something that got teased and it never bothered me much.

Also jack daniel is just a name. It's not just the name of a whiskey. Before that whiskey was made jack Daniel was just an average guy.
We arent name him tequila or svedka or some shit.

>doesnt want to admited hes actually retarded and got too excited to insult a girl online and didnt bother to think his insult thru

Jack Daniel, like the whiskey, eh?

Jack Daniel, like the whiskey, eh?

Jack Daniel, like the whiskey, eh?
Imagine hearing that for the rest of your life. Bet money he'll change his name.
>Walk it off, pussy. We didn't give you a stupid name so you could be a bitch about it.
>Builds character
>just like a kick to the balls.

13 guys. My husbands the 13th

Not really. But just because it hasn't for me doesnt mean it's the same for all women. A lot of them in my pregnancy groups bitch about either being too horny or losing it all together. I'm just utterly the same.

Again. His name has nothing to do with whiskey. That just so happens to be the normal name of a man who ended up making a whiskey.

The name itself is utterly normal.

Plus kids arent (or at least shouldn't) even know jack Daniel's is a whiskey anyway.

And so far all weve gotten is how cool it is.
When hes In college he might have a reputation for being jack fuckin Daniel we dont see it as a name that would be teased as much as probably envied as he gets older.

Plus it was important to us to have a name that could grow with him. Something that could sound cute as a baby (calling him jack Jack) to him transitioning into something more grown up like JD.

thanks. I'm 5 inches and a virgin so I just need a woman to teach me lol

You're actually retarded. YOUR intentions don't matter to everyone else now, do they?
>It's ok, my dumb bitch mom didn't name me after the whiskey
You severely underestimate the stupidity and cruelty of others.
>Kids dont know about bad things
Where the fuck are you from? I swear, women never think rationally. Stuck in some sort of safe space bubble.

not a woman but i also have average dick and my gf is perfectly satisfied you're gonna be fine. dick size is a joke. literally 3 inches is still enough, and anyone who tells you otherwise is a virgin or a troll.

I literally got the same thing I'm a girl.

All I did was laugh and say nah. Not really or how many times I had drunk guys in bars choose karaoke songs that were my name and obnoxiously sing it to me. I had that all my life and I never had a complex. I like my name. If I as an emotionally fragile girl could handle it. He can handle being gifted with a pretty cool name.

I've agreed with you up until
>Plus kids aren't (or at least shouldn't) even know jack Daniel's is a whiskey anyway.
lol they're KIDS. what??? kids love figuring out shit they're not supposed to know about. they will hundred percent know. and jack daniels makes more shit besides whiskey.

>It was fine for me
>Sure, it's not fine for others. But it was fine for me
>Let's roll the dice and see if it's fine for my kid
>It'll be fine. He won't hate it at all, ever.

I am supposed to go for our third ultrasound with my wife on Friday but it was rescheduled and also now I’m not allowed to come because of covid-19 precautions. I am just gutted about it.

I just need to learn how to use it lol. Sucks being a virgo at my age because women all think i'm pathetic

do you know that user? or are you just calling yourself pathetic. stop the latter, cuz that attitude won't get you a woman

I dibt even think you need anyone to teach you. Sex is instinctual for the most part. I mean fucking animals can figure it out and most of them are pretty stupid. Your a superior creature. You can figure out how to fuck I'm sure.

>safe space bubble.

I'm from LA. I grew up being bullied my niggers and Mexicans all my life. Dunno in what way you think I dont understand the cruelty of kids lol.

So I say again. If my pansy ass can grow up being bullied everyday and not just because of my name and not be bothered by it then so can my son. It's simple.
You might see it as "omg hes gonna get teased" but so far everyone we know has said "holy shit that's a badass name. Hes gotta live up to it when hes older though"

well I know a woman who thinks i'm really sweet for 'saving myself for the right woman' but that's' not really how I see it at all. I know another woman who said 'ew'
you're not wrong,

Is the father a Proud Black Man?
Did you let your white husband watch?

Well I dunno kids today but me as a kid I didnt really know much about alcohol till I was about 13 or 14.

Before that though all i knew was beer because I'd like being my dad's beer run girl lol

Well if my sons a little bitch about it then we raised him wrong.
I grew up in a harsh way and his dad ain't gonna coddle him either.
He will know how to deal with this bullshit because hes gonna have 2 of the best teachers to teach him how to.
I wouldnt give my son a name that I truly felt would cause him a lot of mental conflict.

Yea my husbands feeling the same way. I feel lucky that so far my appointment hasn't been rescheduled but when they told me my husband couldn't come I was crying my ass off. The ultrasounds are the appointments my husband looks forward to the most. He loves seeing him move around and although hes taking it ok I know hes super pissed about it.

I'm coming to terms with it because I can at least take a picture back to show him but I've been hearing how some hospitals are trying to deny even the fathers being there during labor and delivery and if my hospital does that I'd rather fucking give birth on my bedroom floor. I cannot do it without my husband there.

Lmfao literally every chick talks about dick size with their friends buddy.
Since bbc has become the fashion, nothing under 7 inches is considered acceptable or normal.

Ew

Your kid looks like it has a massive peen in that pic.
I assume the father is nig?

OP here.

That's bullshit. Maybe teenage girls like to talk about that BS but I cannot even remember the last time I felt it necessary to mention a guys dick size to anyone

>if my sons a little bitch about it we raised him wrong.
feel so bad for this kid LMAO good luck little guy

virgin

found the cuck

My secret fantasy is to have my wife of 2 years get pounded on our marital bed by a big phat black dick and impregnated by him, while I hide, naked, in the closet and jerk off.
Once I’ve blown my load I would try to sneak away, but they pretend to catch me and start calling me names, like ‘little broke dick rich boy’ as I hobble away, hunched over, cold jizz dripping from my flaccid, sticky cock,
Fuck I am diamonds just typing that out.
How would you feel if your husband asked you about something like that?
What’s the best way for me to ask my wife to do this for me?

yeah it's really immature/young women that talk about it. Any woman who has been with a few dicks knows that as long as it's not gigantic and painful or tiny and impossible to feel, it's fine.

No tits and timestamp? What has this place become

His peen is not even shown lol

But heres his peen!
And is it weird that when my husbamd and I saw his peen pic at our gender reveal that we high fived and were like "our kid has A DICK!" like some odd pride swept thru me lol. I can understand my husband feeling that pride but I'm like "wait why am I proud?" Haha

Also I dont fuck niggers.

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Thats not how that works. Beans are beans. Whites are white. Albino niggers arent white people.

Did you get wet thinking about your sons dick inside you?

Exactly, as long as it’s bbc it’s fine.

hehe not OP but that got me to kek