YLYL THREAD
Are you going outside during the quarantine edition?
YLYL THREAD
Much healthier than looking at your pictures?
The Quran
The Torah
Fucking kek
That's not how it works, user
google jiz lee
thanks me later
a few? each person coughs up trillions, you scientifically illiterate, fag
this is why your ylyl sucks
Your autism level is too high to get humour. Sad really...
diogenes is a legend
Many such cases
staged
I haven't left my house since last Thursday a week ago now. I need to go to the shop to grab some fresh fruit and veggies and munchies for weekend.
I really envy anyone who can afford to quarantine effectively. I worry if I stop going to work without being told to, I may not have a job waiting for me after this.
In the meantime, I'm just being the laziest piece of shit I've ever been at work, hiding in various utility rooms and whatnot because I work maintenance.
I am really thinking about limiting my shifts to just barely get my workload done and telling my employers to deal with it. Anyone in a similar situation?
top kek
yeah I think so too, hop in a rocket like rocket man and prove us wrong.
See the Demon invasion map in Doom Eternal, not even demons wanted to fuck with Australia fuck that hellhole.
Is this thread still on?
Is Yas Forums dead?
They don't want people buying moths supplies of food because they know in a few months thousands will be dead. Think about it months and months of food stocked up in dead peoples homes.
Keep the thread alive bois
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
You work in maintenance but weren't already doing this? Your worried about finding another awesome maintenance job if you get fired? I'm confuse
There he is, almost worried he wouldn't show up.
Doesn't make sense. Blunt stupid political opinions aren't "humor"
....what?
Damn would wife and keep inside 24/7
>modern italy can't cremate a few thousand extra people
>Germany got six gorillion in a few years
I'm considering taking up doing this too.
see
Imagine being this rarted
Breaking!!
16 million Spaniards will die!
160 million Turks will die!
PROOF
As if we need more reason to ignore the UN
Reminds me of ATHF with Carl and the hooker.
“They’re Susan B. Anthony coins. Heheheh I’m paying for sex with a feminist icon!!!!”
OH OKEY THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING IM SO HAPPY NOW WHEN I UNDERSTAND THE FUNNY PICTURE MISTER
>A shitty excel doc
PROOF
Wasnt the immigrant-thing in italy? like just a couple of months ago JUST before corona?
Bro see that youtube link. He is classically trained