What does my first ever blunt remind you of ?

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We get it, you're a nigger. Type like you have a brain... oh wait, lol. You're a nigger never mind.

I used a pipe with my first. And realized smoking weed is for poor retards. Edibles are the way to go.

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reminds me of a tampon

that aint a blunt kid its a joint

you do not know what a blunt is

wasted a bunch of time trying to make the filter work

It reminds me of Jewish lies

Like a painted toenail of some skeleton who got that shit twisted off.

it reminds me of my first rolled blunt, good job OP youll get better with time as you get more addicted just like me

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kek

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no. sorry. doobie, zip, twister, blunt, joint. idc

Hahahahahahaha
This has to be b8

reminds me that rolling takes practice. use a vap instead.

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That's why yo momma loves to cuck yo dad and suck my dick. Gtfo faggot

stop...... I think its smokeable. but not pretty.

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oh fuck.. yes ive tried that. my throat hurt all day and night. i wonder what i did wrong.

eh, it's not great, reminds me of a turd.

its ok just understand packing, try it out by getting regular paper and putting something in the center and roll it together as tight as you can. And then youll learn from there

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tried it too. Its a crackhead method and fucking sucks.

a tampon

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place wrap with long side vertically on suface in front of you
spread it, don't pile it in the middle
place the filter/roach/crutch at the end and make it stick out just a couple of hairs
grip both ends lightly with thumb, index and middlle finger
bring the sides up to each other, you should be pinching both corners with your indices and thumbs, not right on the corner and don't make the fingers meet in the middle while pinching
actually roll the wrap up and down a few times between your pinched fingers
roll the side facing you down almost all the way down, keep some pressure on the filter to not make it fall apart
use your thumb to try to fold the little bit of wrap facing you around the filter and under the other side of the wrapper
slowly make yourself up to the other end tucking the wrapper

don't smoke til you get it right

>shows pic of joint

that's not even a blunt retard

i know. sorry

A tampon

Just buy a bowl & call it a day

Definitely not bad. Everyone starts here haha I remember learning to roll. Practice many times with tobacco or weed first. Key is to get in to the motion of actually rolling it. Hold the two pieces of paper and slide them up and down against each other causing the ingredients to roll.

Start with the boat technique by closing one end, filling and then rolling. I am about to roll a raw paper and will post it

That's not blunt. A blunt is in a hollowed out cigar /tobacco leaf

That's a joint

you have to clean the bulb completely first, wash the insides, they're coated with paint or laminate to protect the glass or to diffuse the light, then let it dry out dry as fuck later you can cook your herb inside. let it heat up, then let the vapors COOL off. (better to use vinyl hoses like in oxygen tubes/fish tanks than straws because you can pinch rhe straw while your smoke cools.) once it cools, you will see the smoke turn clear; THAT'S when you hit it. Should just taste like your herb smells, you can hold it in WAY longer, and the potency is 30X stronger than with a joint.

You’ll get to this point one day

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beautiful cone shape!

will post mine someday

definitely scared now that you said paint or laminate. Will just cough up $60 for a Dynavap :(

i've rolled joints bigger than that pussy

it looks like a pussy too

Just rolled this OP, silly sloppy. Eventually you get them picture perfect.
Best tip is to drop in your ingredients tothe center of the paper, fold it over so the top and bottom are touching, pinch the two sides with your thumb and index finger and slide them up and down against each other. This will roll the ingredients

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>hurr durr i smoke weed im cool
Dont do it, you will lose interest in everything and will fuck aspects your life up without you even noticing

Speaking from experience

better than my first one

That is a really good tip. my bud kept falling out the sides.

Out of curiosity if you believe in a god, what makes you stay faithful in such existence of one?

and have you ever recovered from such strong doubt? if so then how?

oh sorry. its Charlotte's Web CBD Flower

oh shit

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learned something new :)

Practice makes perfect, good joint rolling comes in time. Raw papers are easier to start with rather than zigzags, as they are wider and easier to work with.

I love God and He loves us. God is the functioning intelligence that lives outside the parameters of the existence. There is Salvation from worldy activity found in this experience. I came to love God through devotion and meditation. I have had doubts He is helping me but not in His existence. I think I may feel unworthy of assistance at times. Faith is required.

this

My thoughts exactly kek

Chimp mode activated

Just buy a clear glass bulb = no coating inside to remove

Yup this guy got it on the first shot.
Looks like a tampon.
OP gets bonus points if he inhales it through his anus.

that sounds better. although it kind of heats unevenly. unless i should shake it around a bit. caca :(

use a pencil or something and pack it more faggot

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+1
now my interests are smoking weed and fucking my fleshlight

life is not good

Holy shit Yas Forums is fucked

Guess im getting old
Was it always like this?

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Not really :(

unless I light it and stick the lit end up my asshole and make someone inhale it strong at the same time i fart..

you call me a faggot. does my joint offend you?. Im sorry if weed is your religion. i meant no disrepect

tampon dipped in pepto bismol

holy fuck... x)

Are you a newfag?