ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / FETISHES / INCEST/ GENERAL DEGENERACY/ ETC

I've stolen so many panties from friends and family

I stole from an art museum and didn't get caught. It wasn't a super valuable piece or from a large museum, but I did it. I accidentally bumped a plastic casing around a sculpture and noticed it lifted without triggering an alarm. Nobody was in the room so I grabbed it and put it down my pants and calmly left.

I looked it up and it was appraised to be worth around 60000 dollars. I'll never sell it, it's just my personal memento proving I can do anything I want to and get away with it.

I sucked a twinks cock like 15 years ago, it was actually really fun, we smoked weed and made out for a while I couldnt get hard because of nerves or whatever but I sucked his little cock and swallowed. He never called me again and I moved on with my regular life

>Be me
>Just turned 18 and for the previous two months had been wanting to go on tinder to try to lose my virginity.
Find this girl on their and it says to message her on snapchat
>I go ahead and add her and immediately notice that she's a hooker.
>Disappointin because I was not about to lose my virginity to a hooker yet.
>I ask her how much it would cost for a blowjob and she says 150.
>I say fuck it might as well cause I had nothing better to do that night and pay half up front and drive 30 minutes out to where she said to meet up at.
>I parked about 5 minutes away and as i was walking she asked for the second half of the payment and that she would be waiting outside.
>Foolishly I sent her the second half without seeing her
>Gets blocked immediately after i send the second payment of 75 bucks.
>mfw

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I can only watch videos with younger studs and not anyone older than millennials (he was born 2001).

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My gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy

you are a tool what you are

>I respect their choices
Got me there, seems like a denial of self, hard to be happy that way

Wy Asian wife and I did a Corona-Chan roleplay

fucking simp
that's what you get for trusting a bitch
Use bumble
GET OFF Yas Forums
Shower
exercise
stop being a piece of shit loser
lower your standards. No woman below an 8 wants you, and you shouldn't expect one to fuck you unless you're rich or a 10 yourself, which I'm guessing you're NOT since you're fucking around on Yas Forums and getting scammed on tinder lol

I'm NOT a transphobe maybe...

>be me 24
>have dog (german shepherd)
>dog humps the shit out everything
>sister force me to babysit kids (14, 15)
>come back to find my niece (15) is fucking my dog
>apparently my nephew dared her to do it
>decide to take advantage inform them bestiality is a crime and I could press charges
>first i made my nephew get his ass fucked by my dog
>then made my niece and nephew fuck each other
>finally forced a threesome my nephew fucked my ass and I fucked my niece
>I came in my niece my nephew came in me
>I continued this for about a year
you can do an AMA if you feel the need

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

What's it like being a deranged idiot?

>ITT: SHARE YOUR RETARDED OPINIONS

1. The Allied campaign devolved into state-sponsored terrorism. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were only different by innovative technology: Tokyo, Dresden, Hamburg, etc. were just as despicable.

2. Do NOT thank soldiers for their service. Granting young men some kind of status for any activity encourages more of that activity. Do NOT give young men encouragement to join the imperial armed forces.

3. Socialism can work where
_a: only necessary goods/services are socialized
_b: private competition is encouraged to keep the gov't svcs under competitive threat
_c: the national character is of intelligence and industriousness

4. The TSA is a useless agency that now functions as a work program to funnel money to people who're not well suited to more useful work.

5. All it would take to bring college costs to heel is for a big name biz leader to publicly say that the costly schools are not worth it and students should stop going there. Watch their applications drop 50% overnight and the admins hurry to reign costs in.

The only reason I still stick around is to see how bad this coronavirus shit goes. Once it's passed I'm probably gonna neck myself.

this has been posted like five times over the last 24 hours

pretty good had great sex and it has been long enough to where they cannot press charges

Had sex with a tranny

that's what this place has become.
reposting the shit out of text for the singular purpose of pissing off regulars because they think it's "trolling"

i think my sister is hot and i want to fuck her

Used to make hot chocolate in a thermos, cum inside, and then shared it with my girl friends in class.
My dick was diamond hard just from watching them drink it.

All throughout my teenage and college years I was attracted to broken birds. I wanted to be a hero and 'save' them because it would make me feel important, trusted, and needed. It wasn't until years later I found out girls like that just use you, but more importantly, you can't help anybody unless they want to be helped.

Just do it.
Remember: what happens in quarantine, stays in quarantine.

>send a dick pic "accidentally"
>see her reaction
>post it here

she doesn’t live at home anymore but i would flash my cock to her when she was living at home

I want to see my gfs selfies and nudes posted on b every day

6. Society uses rape as a deterrent to crime. The threat of prison is not lost time or freedom, but the risk of sexual violence.

7. The above is despicable and indicative of a society that doesn't deserve to continue.

8. Short men and ugly women are prone to psychological problems. Think twice before entangling alliances with them.

9. America has been more aggressive than Nazi fucking Germany. This makes me sad.

10. Lincoln's great failure was not deporting Blacks. We're now stuck dealing with primitives incapable of contributing to our society and will permanently resent us for that.

i’ve showed it to her before in person

she made fun of my size but she let me see her naked

take this shit to lefty pol/

College prices would crater overnight if the government would stop giving unlimited student loans out

I agree, pornfags need to go, or at least seriously cut down on their faggotry. cut that shit out. find something else to talk about. shit.

Make Yas Forums interesting again

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Your new is showing.
360 and run away has been copy pasta for no less than 10 years
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation has been in circulation longer
90% of what is posted here is all pasta
So what are you getting at m8? You saying there is no original content left?

Sometimes I shitin the shower and stomp it down the drain.

I'm dying to fuck my sister I've lost count of how many times I've cum in her honor.

I have a crazy amount of fantasies about her like fucking her when she's passed out etc. Anyway I'm basically a fucked up pervert

>be me
>college faculty
>riding gravy train with biscuit wheels
>living off retarded college kids for decades
"I'M GOING TO COLLEGE TO BE THE FIRST ONE IN MY FAMILY TO GRADUATE!"
>mfw that stupid goal will cost him nearly a hundred thousand in debt and interest.
>thousands with this goal that isn't a goal
>book prices are insane
>fight creative students trying to save a buck
>prices are so high I could cum

The whole industry is designed to suck money out of students like a vampire. They're doubling down because that stupid dream I mentioned no longer has weight, and because people are rapidly becoming disenchanted with the idea of college being necessary for a good job.

I know what I'm talking about. I used to work as a part-timer, and heard the major faculty meetings. They changed a rule in my college where convicts/ex felons no longer had to be vetted or interviewed to determine if they were a threat to others, in an attempt to attract even more students.

That crater is happening right now, it's just taking a while, but it's going to collapse.

kik me you cuck
s_fisher223

This totally happened and is 100% true

fucking post then faggot

Same here. Found a couple of nudes she took years ago in her PC a couple of months ago and I'm going dry by jerking off to them.

you cannot post "I have nudes" and not post

I`m a girl and I am not posting my tits.

But I can, since she isn't old enough in those pics.

how old is she in pics

> me last night jerking on porn
> finally chat with guys on grindr..
> one asian guy want me to join him and his friend to suck his friends cock
> he wants me to wear my girlfriends thong
> i park my caravan near them
> they jump in
> i suck for a minute or two before...

Continued ?

Let's say she's just off the clock.

I prefer when others post her

why did it end?

I haven't ejaculated in 61 days

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I'll save and post em tomorrow buddy don't worry

You lucky asf I've searched everywhere for my sister's nudes but apparently she has never taken any

I have been meaning to buy an electric nostril hair trimmer for years, yet I pluck with my fingers like a damn caveman

largely ended because my sister moved

thanks for circling, I can't read.

kik?

My record was 82 days. Don't know if it was worth it.

electric trimmers are less painful, but they can be fucking annoying. You have to get your finger in there watered up to get all the shaved hairs out. They don't just fall out freely.

Tweezers pull them at the root which delays growth better but that shit hurts like hell.

They're not too expensive either, honestly. 10 bucks at walmart?

When I was really young my 2nd cousin made out with me and she was older than me and when ever we visited her house she would always get me alone and play with my dick

My girlfriend made an onlyfans with my permission and I pretend to be neutral about it but it secretly turns me on a lot cause I feel cucked.

11. Despite its central place in our secular religious ideology, no one will ever be able to give you a concrete answer to how Diversity, hallowed be its name, benefits us.

12. Jogging is shit exercise: high risk of injury, few physical adaptations, and won't save as many calories as just skipping dessert.

13. Cops are assholes. Most of them joined the force hoping to beat people up and throw their weight around.

14. When Boomers and Xers start talking shit about Millenials, just remember that every one over 35 always thinks the younger generation will FedEx the world to hell-- it's been that way for centuries and will remain so for centuries to come.

15. Marriage is for kids. Unless you're marrying a millionaire broad it's probably a bad idea. A minority of marriages are happy and the remainder that last are mostly out of convenience or a desire to avoid the nightmare of divorce.

I was involved in a masked gangbang with my daughter at the center of it. It was a few months ago at a sex club. She still has no idea it was me. I came inside of her twice.

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If i post her and shes recognized itll ruin me

how far did this go