cajn we make this the worst thread on Yas Forums?
Cajn we make this the worst thread on Yas Forums?
Jace Baker
Thomas Murphy
Can't be worse than all the cuck threads
Jaxson Lopez
just make a wwyd to my trap sister's bbc thread they're all the worst thread on Yas Forums
Xavier Gray
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Evan Gomez
There it is. It was inevitable.
Christian Baker
kik norules
John Cruz
Dominic Hall
Joshua Edwards
Jose Phillips
Jack Bell
why can't atheists define atheism?
Parker Anderson
Juan Gray
OK.
Jordan Taylor
Thats just any nigger threads
Isaiah Thomas
Pudi pudi pudi pudi
Evan Hernandez
Robert Wright
>cajn we make this the worst thread on Yas Forums?
So a trap thread?
Colton Williams
Adam Powell
Logan Reed
James Martinez
שיט, יאו אחי מה?
Christopher Peterson
How do i leave my small town if im on probation for being black? And god traps me here? FUCK GOD!!!! FUCK GOD!!!! FUCK GOD!!!! FUCK GOD!!!!
>shittiest parents in the god damn world
>just want them to die my hands in a pool of blood
>never travel or do anything
>see 15 year olds that have traveled more than me
>EVERYTHING IS FUCKING MY PARENTS FAULT HAVE TO KILL THEM
>parents are a fucking mess
>in a shit broken down house they just drink and make messes all day
>house fucking leaks when it rains
>probably have deadly mold
>always sick, tired, dying sad, miserable
>fuckig gale force winds EVERY DAY
>fucking 300 year old broken down wooden cracked windows
>wind blows right through them
>always fucking cold smell the cold air always makes me sick
>parents are fucking morons
>60 years old still dont have a single cent to their name
>always fucking cold
>literally fucking 6 months of pure fucking bitter cold
>ice, snow storms, freezing, -30 degrees
>NO fucking people around
>fucking only people are scizophrenic maniacs
>no fucking girls around not a single person
>finally get money
>GOD
>god comes down gets me arrested
>every time i find a way god ruins it
>god follows me around with unlimited power cursing me for no reason
>god gets me a driving while black charge so i cant run
>literally ALLL i wanted was a small room the fuck away from my parents and freezing rednecks
FUCK GOD!!!!! EVERY SINGLE PERSON I HAVE TALKED TO HAS DONE MORE THAN ME AT 15
FUCK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!
Jacob Clark
Colton Peterson
Dominic Morales
I'm bored and depressed. What can I do?
Jacob Long
Tyler Peterson
jerk off lol
Hunter Smith
Christian Phillips
Guys, this thread is shit.
Charles Moore
Filters filter out Lenny face
Kayden Nguyen
Can’t post le Lenny face but actual true story inbound shitpasta is cool
JapMoot sucks
Dominic Garcia
This.
Jack Myers
Benjamin Martinez
Juan Thompson
watch the movie the lovely bones its guaranteed to cheer anyone up
Joseph Richardson
Joshua Perez
Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Carter
Angel Ramirez
Brayden Parker
BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP
A transfer of Andy Sixx' intestinal gas right into my mouth and done my throte
GULP
I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but he won't let me, he reaches behind him and forces the back of my head between his ass cheeks more
BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as he forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to his asshole
BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD
"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your emo daddy? That's right, it's slidding baby! Now it's time for baby throat boi to get his protein in. Open wide"
Andy said to me aggressively, as he forced another one out
BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT
What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of his colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but he kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between his gothcore ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one
"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"
I said with my mouth full of shit
He turned around, gave me a smug grin. And simply shook his head "NO!"
Fearing for my life, I swallowed his bowel movement, and he finally released me from his anus
GASPING FOR AIR
"So hows that for your first Black Veil Brides show?"
He said in a smug and condescending way
Jack Sanders
Wyatt Long
sucked a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass hole backstage at a concert, and then I used that log of shit as a dildo to fuck my pussy with and then the bacteria from the shit fertilized my egg cells and impregnated me with a retarded human shit baby and then I gave birth to that retarded human shit baby and licked its retarded shit baby ass crack and then I sucked on its rock hard retarded human shit baby fucking balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded shit baby fucking emo goth andy sixx sexy emo deathcore hardcore poser rockband cock until it couldn't take it anymore and then came a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over my fucking face, and then I licked all the retarded shit baby cum off and then spit it out in my hands and then used the retarded human shit baby cum as lubricant to finger my ass hole with.
God, andy sixx is so fucking hot.
Wyatt Torres
Jonathan Evans
Evan Allen
Nothing can be worse than the trap, cuck, social media, dick rate, tribute, and political threads.
Jaxson Walker
Colton Ortiz
Landon Wright
Levi Wilson
Yas Forums used to have better threads than this
Oliver Lee
Austin Sullivan
Grayson Martinez
Juan Reyes
Dylan Watson
well done you have won this thread
Jace Diaz
Right in the feels.
Gabriel Myers
Jaxson Anderson
Jayden Campbell
Luke Cooper
you were there ? lot of cats they tell me
Adam Thomas
Nathan Ortiz
Ian Diaz
we've got an army of shills doing that already
Brandon Sanders
Oliver Lee