Guys who’s girlfriends are out of your league. How’d you do it?

mainly by not being an idiot
being considerate and generous

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Careful balance. When my wife first met me, she thought I was a cocky asshole (I was). After a while, her view shifted to confidence. She's definitely out of my league.

i very openly treat everyone around me like trash, except the woman i'm interested in. it makes them feel really special, and will bag you some 8/10-10/10 puss.

I'm tall.

Same here user. Zero effort. Guess we got lucky.

Severe mental issues. Abused as a child. Total bitch. But looked amazing. Always a trade-off.

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her mom is dying of cancer and she needs someone to help her through this time
also ive got big cock

If you're not post pics of these women you're doing this thread wrong

Yeah right haha. You probably don’t have a big cock haha. If it’s so big why don’t you post it fag lol. Stupid big cock.

I’m attractive but she’s ten years younger and hot enough to get any man she chooses. She loves me. I treat her well, I’m honest as fuck but don’t kiss kiss her ass. I’m dominant as fuck in bed and make her my fuck slave. She knows I’m alpha enough to walk away immediately if she steps out of line.

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nice. post more
what do you consider stepping out of line?

5/10 white chick

She is probably in your league, but w.e.

Any dishonesty or disrespect of any sort. I don’t accept any bullshit. I’m loyal and expect complete loyalty in return. I showed her early on in our relationship that I would throw her out on her ass for stepping out of line at all.

more?
tips on not being an idiot?

Easy. Be 6'4"+, have a big cock and have rich parents. Why can't you do it, user?

She's a solid 9, 12 years younger than me, no kids. I'm a 38 year old divorced OldFag with kids. I have a big cock and a 200k a year salary from working in IT for 20 years. She gets what she needs, I get whatever I want.

Be funny

I have my shit together and 20 year old women are sick of their generations' faggoty beta feminine snowflakes.

money

Don't have one because every girl is out of my league and I have precisely zero redeeming qualities. Being a disgusting, perverted asshole doesn't exactly get you anywhere with anyone, but I'm not going to act any different for a relationship. Tried to before, and it always falls apart because I realize I don't really love anyone.

Spend years making yourself as funny as possible imitating the humor of normies and improving upon it through trial and error. Do this from the ages of 13 until adulthood. By the end of it you can manipulate anyone with humor and they all think you're a great guy. Then, have a big peepee. That's all I had to do.

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Big dick energy and a big dick.

Same here, but she was also batshit crazy and apparently no one in her life ever stuck around long enough to deal with her problems.
Turns out, OP, that even the hottest girls have crippling issues and being able to solve them has more value than being hotter/having a bigger dick.
That being said, the daddy issues aren't fun. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise because that just means they haven't seen that shit all the way through.

RICH PARENTS

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I was kind, considerate and good in bed

the cure-all kek

I dont have the looks but I made up for it with my personality, education, and finding the right chemistry.

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I have a significantly more interesting life than my hot girlfriend. While I grew up all over the world, was well travelled and pretty well versed in culture, she grew up in a boring town in the midwest and was one of the very few to leave.
Go find a small town hottie. Sure, she might outgrow you someday but tbh most people can and will. Till then, enjoy feeling some sense of accomplishment, I guess

I'm a somewhat successfull drugdealer.

Women want men that act like a good dad. That is literally it. Be funny, kind to animals, responsible with money and the way u approach finance. Raise your voice occasionally. Make her fear you, but not in a violent way. Reverence moreso than fear is important.

If you do raise your voice, apologize hours or a day later. Respect and reciprocity is just as important as reverence.

Treat them the way you think their dad treated them.

Samefag kys

The background reminds me of another reason he probably got this chicks interest... MONEY. And by the looks of it, not a small amount..

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Lol at everyone claiming they're good at sex.

Addiction gets the dick in

no

I am not the best looking guy but I have done very well with women in looks. My wife is pic related.

I know what I want in life and have always just done what I want to get it in both long term and short term goals. I never bullshitted about it was always as direct as possible as I felt all my partners deserved to have all the most current information to make a decision to be with me.

I blame this continued effort for why my wife feels chosen, and why I am still close with all exes save 2.

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I don't see anyone claiming they're good at sex. I see a bunch of big dick statements but you'd be false to assume the two are the same.

Her living situation was extremely desperate. She was living at her mom and stepdads house when her stepdad had to move across the country for his job. She had a choice, either go with and abandon her job and all her friends and her hometown that she spent the last 2 decades growing up in, or stay and keep her job and get an apartment. She stayed. She couldn’t afford to pay for a place on her own so she moved in with a male friend. Context, this male friend told her he liked her about a week after meeting, she said I don’t like you back and I never will so don’t expect me to change. However over the course of moving in and hanging out everyday she admitted that he was her best friend, but nothing more.

A few months of summer pass and things seem okay. They both have jobs and are paying the rent easily. Eventually though her male roommate starts to go crazy, because he’s in love with her and wants to have sex with her but she didn’t want any of that with him. They start getting into arguments and one screaming match was so bad she grabbed her things in a backpack and moved to her dad and stepmoms house. Now, here’s the thing. Her dad and stepmom have never treated her as part of the family. They go to Disneyland every year and never invited her. They live in a rural, isolated, one story 2-bedroom house with 4 people. She had to sleep on the couch, no bedroom and no privacy. Her commute to work went from 20 minutes to almost 2 hours. It was an extremely shitty situation that was so shitty she basically feigned an apology to her roommate so she could move back in (which, he begged her to do because she was his only friend and he was about to be evicted from not being able to pay rent). But she hasn’t forgiven him and has to walk on eggshells constantly to avoid another screaming match.

This is where I came in.

Over the summer before the screaming match that made her move out,her roommate came home early from work one day and walked in on her...

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... and her FWB (which she had been keeping secret from him) playing GTA on the couch. Her roommate freaked the fuck out, saying “you can’t just bring random people I don’t know over” and “you’ve replaced me already” (I don’t know why he said this, probably because he and her FWB were both light-skinned African Americans, (she’s white) and them playing gta on the couch means she’s gonna move out and move in with him? Idfk) So, it became kinda clear to her that she needs her roommate for her living situation, but will have to hide any boyfriend or FWB from him, which she thought was super shitty.

Now here’s where I come in. I’ve known her since 8th grade but never really hung out with her outside of school until now (4 years after graduating). I was single, had a slave labor job at fedex that paid kinda well, so I was a little (a lot probably) more in shape and confident than I was when she knew me. I didn’t know anything about her living situation or anything, I just randomly one night responded to her Snapchat story and once we started talking we made plans to hang out. I thought it was basically a date cuz we agreed to go see a movie and I thought it would be just me and her. Once I’m DRIVING TO HER she sends me a text saying “is it okay if we just go as friends? My roommate is going to come with us”. So in my head I’m like great I’m not even fucking there yet and I’m already getting friend zoned. I get there, realize she’s living with this dude and immediately assume they’re dating. But over the course of the night I realize I don’t feel like I’m a third wheel, they haven’t done any couple stuff like kissing or anything. The night was pretty fun we were all laughing and smoking and having a good time. I was like okay well I got friend zoned but atleast it was fun. To my surprise, on my way home, she sends me a text basically saying she wants to fuck.

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I agree and the next day I pick her up and we go have sex in the back of my car. Fucking legendary shit. I have a hatchback so I folded the backseats down and laid down some blankets and it was perfect. For context, I’d only ever had sex with one other girl before this and it was trash sex. We were together for only 10 days then she dumped me. I hardly learned anything I needed to about sex but I learned enough to know how to do it. My whole life other than that was intense masturbation addiction, nutting 3 times a day every day easy, each time with probably more than average ball stimulation. When we had sex in the back of my car, we used condoms which I had never used. At first I was worried because I was having trouble getting hard. But once I did and the condom was on I was ready to go. I literally could not cum with the condom on. Not only was there no ball stimulation but the feeling was much different. It was like porn star sex. My dick would get hard and stay hard without cumming. I fucked her until she came and was done, took the condom off, we cuddled and talked until she was ready to go again. We went through all 3 condoms and I never even came. After she came for the third time I asked if I could do it without a condom. Nutted almost instantly. It was definitely the most legendary night of my life.

So anyway, her roommate didn’t know about any of this, and thought she only thought of me as a friend, which is why he was cool with all 3 of us hanging out. On New Year’s Eve, about 2 weeks after the first night where we saw the movie, not only did she kiss me in front of him at midnight, but it was the first time I slept there in their apartment, and me and her slept on the couch together. Her roommate wasn’t phased by this, atleast not in his behavior towards us, so she took that as “omg we don’t have to hide it anymore”. I started staying over more often until I was basically living there, only leaving to go to work

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Lucky bastard

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(I was living at my parents prior). We eventually made the relationship Facebook official and her roommate liked the status. This is the key part that made her want me, she thought “okay great I have my living situation figured out and my roommate actually LIKES my boyfriend and isn’t freaking out like he did over the summer”.

Well, shit goes south pretty quick. She had actually lost her job shortly after moving back in with him, before the first night where we went to the movies, but made a small amount of money through odd jobs to help out. I eventually decided I would rather stay at my girlfriends apartment and fuck her at bedtime then go to my night shift job and miss out on that nightly chance of coochie. So her roommate would go to work and we would have sex in the apartment during the day and at night once we went to bed. This absolutely destroyed him mentally, he was in love with her and the only one going to work while we mooched off him and fucked. He eventually lost it one day when his girlfriend at the time (some ugly fat bitch he was only with to pretend like he wasn’t in love with my gf) broke up with him, and we moved into his ex girlfriends apartment.

Things were rocky between me and her at that point. Her car had broken down too. She had lost her apartment, her best/only friend, her job, her car. But our new roommate worked a pretty good paying ($1800 per paycheck) job that was easy enough for me to do. He hooked me up and within 2 months I had enough for me and my gf to get our own apartment together (with the help of a $1000 bank loan). Once we were settled in she fell completely in love with me. We’re still together.

Moral of the story is, her living situation was super fucked, and right when she lost everything I stepped in and gave her everything.

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Jokes, lots of jokes. A fat cock helps to, but you need the jokes at the beginning.

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Nudes of her or it didn’t happen

What helped me get my cock inside of my ex gf was confidence, making her laugh, and then conveniently have a good cock for her to enjoy when I got her drunk out first time.
Pic related me and her

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>over 6’
>she thinks I’m funny
>bigger than average dick

I literally do nothing but make her laugh and I’m set.

Pics or it didn't happen

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