What’s the sluttiest thing your wife/gf/ex has ever done?

How did you talk her in to piss drinking?

Just piss on her face first as she liked getting facials so pissing on her face before we had a shower together wasn't to big of a deal, then after that over the next few times I asked her to open her mouth so I could piss in it and she did it and I asked she to swallow it. Wasn't really that big of a deal.

I want to piss on my girl so bad but I don’t think she’d be down for it

She was OK to do it but it still took a few days of convincing though.

made out with a random guy in front of me and led him to the bar bathroom

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I’ve made some joking comments about it before and she said it was gross

gf fucks her coworker, flashes him on the job sometimes.

Did they go in the bathroom together?

sucked my cock while i drove. she kept going even when we had a cop car next to us. lucky it was dark and i never cummed so much she couldnt swallow all of it.

yeah, she said they didnt have condoms so she just gave him a handjob

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The wife went on a date with a guy. She was feeling up on him the whole time while i watched from the bar.

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Hot

fucked the coworker she's wanted to fuck since she met him, fucked more guys since she met me than she had before we met. We have an open relationship, but obviously it's way easier for her to get dick than it is for me to get NSA pussy

Nice. Continue

Have sex before dating me

Got em

Lol, bro. Chicks want dick. Stop trying to impress them.

it was in this outfit, she got touched the whole time, he wanted to take her home but she didnt want to

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wish she told me how it went

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Ive had so many women want me since i got married. Its easy. If my wife let me have an open relationship, id have dicked down so many puntas

She was drunk and wanted to have a threesome with her roommate so she took me to the roommates bed, got naked, and had me finger her on the bed while the roommate laid beside us

not trying to impress at all. just want the opp to fuck sluts plus i like when she gets pleased in any form

Oof. Nice outfit. She should have worn something more revealing. Plus, its fun for me to shit on hubby. Id want you there too

I knew my wife in HS, but we fell out of touch after junior year for a couple of years. We were only acquaintances back then.

We reconnected shortly after our college graduation.

Over the years, I have found out (without her knowing) that she used to go out every weekend and grind on random guys at the dance floor. She loved teasing them and breaking up relationships.

Ex said she had given head to twins. She thought it was strange and awkward for them but didn’t really mind suckin their cocks.

1000% sure she had wayyyy wayyy worse stories to tell since I always cut her short whenever she started them. This girl was a fucking slut and a half

In her younger days my wife was a receptionist at a dental office and she was short of money and her older married boss offered her some cash if she would suck or fuck him a couple of times a week and she accepted and did it for about 3 mths.

(ex) Wife was a pedo
Didn't find out what she was doing until she had taken a shower and left her phone unlocked and "jason 16" or "riley 17" like named contacts were messaging her. Curiosity got the best of me and yep, two of the dudes had turned 18 and she very obviously lost interest after their "it's my birthday" messages.

We were already filing for divorce, it just gave me all the leverage I needed to keep what I wanted because fuck her.

Had backed up her phone with seconds to spare and collected all the evidence I needed should she delete anything. Thankfully it didn't come to blackmail, more of "i saw that garbage on your phone - looks like I'm keeping the TV, pets and the second car" and she had nothing more to say.

And yes there were pictures and videos of her with these guys, no I don't have them anymore so i have nothing to post. She was 23 at the time.

if she got to his house it would have been a dicking like she never had before im sure

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Get blown out. Lift weights, do body weight exercise.

>Ex got blackout drunk and fucked a friend she'd had since high school
>We were still "friends" at the time and talking
>She confessed to me that she was embarrassed that they made out, never believed her.
>Pressured her later and she admitted they fucked
>Said she's never been that drunk in her life, barely remembers the sex
>Remembers his dick was huge and it hurt
>Said he pulled out and blew all over her
Still doubt to this day he pulled out.
Glad I didn't get cucked though
Don't talk anymore

Hell yeah. I wouldn't take prisoners with her

Should mention she gave head to them at the same time. Like they were sitting next to eachother and she blew them

Show pics, bruh

Went on a girls trip with her friends and ended up having a drunk lesbian threesome

If you really want to pull bitches, be "mysterious".

That quiet guy at a public event whos toned as fuck but keeping to himself? A fucking pussy magnet. I've been to the bar six times this year and without any initial effort myself, just beer in hand watching tv at the bar been approached by absolute babes. Absolutely not relationship quality but a top tier fuck nonetheless.

it would be so hot if she got fucked in that bar bathroom

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Have nudes?

My girlfriend had sex with her ex before we dated. Hoes be hoes I guess.

Do you think I said hey show me pics from past guys you’ve fucked? That’s mad gay and also I smacked this bitch if she ever went against my word, which is why I heard so little about past relationships.

told me to rape her so i did

Hell yeah. My giant 7" long 5.5" jew dick got me many bitches

wwyd to my girl?

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My wife told me when she was 14 she sucked her older brother's dick a few times for favors & other things she wanted.

Nothing, she got a hairy ape ass.

You sir, are a cunt. I want tit pics, homie. Doesnt matter if she's knee deep or not. Don't smack her up, unless you want someone to steal her

Holy shit! I'd cum way up in her pussy

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Nothing. She's so plain jane I'm thinking about leaving her. We name top notch kids but the spark just isn't there.

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Shit nvm she hit asf. Prolly not ur girl tho. You are probably larping

Assfuck her raw in a bar bathroom

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imagine cumming unprotected into suah in the bar bathroom

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I smacked the shit out of her and also punched her. She got beat and she liked it. Also note she had never let a guy take pics or videos during fuck or suck. Besides me of course

Mmmm. I'd put my half babies in her cervix. I'd impregnate her

Show me, bruh.

I would make her suck me clean afterwards

show tittos

She looks such high maintenance man .Like mine man ...Hot but fuck all I get the second we wake up is SO WHAT R WE DOING TODAY? fuck man I feel like a babysitter if I dont throw money her way to go shopping.

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Blew my friend while I fucked her from behind when we were all drunk

how do you rank what's the sluttiest ?

my gf had about 20 guy pee on her, she has done double anal, and a bukkake with 20 guys.

i'm not sure which one is the sluttiest.

that's what i'm thinkin too. i've fucked one of my coworkers but i feel like i'lll get a lot more pussy with a ring on my finger

while we were sexting, she accidentally sent it to a coworker. i was fine with it and had a laugh. during an office party we both asked him how he liked it. he kept looking at her and she said, it's ok, be honest. when he said, he loved it and made his day. she said, wait and went to the bathroom. a few moments later he got a text from her (and im seeing this in real time) and it was a pic of her topless in the bathroom. he almost dropped his phone.

Wet a diaper then rode my cock until we both came (she came twice)... it's my kink, not hers.

She got a piece of pipe and blasted her diarrhea out her anus and into my asshole, I then blasted it out my ass and into her asshole. We did this for about 10 minutes

thanks for the advise anons

Im sure in this fantasy she would of. But in real life she gets one often.