Hey Anonymous, how are you f-feeling during the crisis?

Hey Anonymous, how are you f-feeling during the crisis?
I've g-got a hot and tasty dish for you t-tonight to keep your spirits up, and a l-lot of love and cheer to boot

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Seen here~

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Here is your ingredients, all v-very simple things to get

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First, w-we need to place the steaks on a b-baking sheet and freeze them for 30 minutes

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Once t-the steaks are nice and cold, we b-brush them with oil s-so they sear nicely

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>give me attention!

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I'm n-not looking for attention and I'm n-not a man

>someone makes OC
>shit all over it
fak off

Hey, Alice. I love you.

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bumpity bump bump

N-now, before cooking, we s-season with kosher salt and black pepper, f-for taste

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this is modern art

Thank you

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bump for alice

Hey alice what do you think of my oc msp art

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brain

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It's fine

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>oc
>trap already posted at least 5 times between Yas Forums and /bant/

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S-sorry, I'm not a trap and also this has been posted less than 5 times. This is the second run

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>RIGHT AFTER YOU ARE DONE SEARING THEM

Why do you have to yell?

Emphasis

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>threads always start with picture of who?
>stuttering style of talking to make who distinct and different?
>constant false humility, fishing for?
>"helping" people with personal issues irregardless of actual dangers of such activities or ethics
Yep, not attention seeking whatsoever.

go attention whore somewhere else faggot

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>add a l-little butter

It seems like you're having a lot of trouble for a little butter.

C-correct

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Looks delicious!

It w-was a bit cold.


Doot do dooo! Dinner is served

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those are literally two different threads posted days apart dude

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Looks great.

>threads start with
they don't always start with a picture of her

>stuttering
from her grandmother, its a long story

>constant false humility
how do you know its false

>ethics
its unethical NOT to help someone in need. good samaritan laws very obviously cover this

get your head checked

I'm n-not, but you are free to believe as you like

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>uses same thread opener
>same avitarfagging
sure sounds like OC to me, but i'm just a dumb newfag that orbits traps

glad to hear you admit it user

>Have a great night everyone!

It's always a great night when I spend it with you.

Hee

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Faggot

Faggot

*hugs with one arm*
*hugs with the other*

G-glad to have you here

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Faggot

who hurt you

I appreciate you, user. Detailed cooking tutorials are a pretty niche market on Yas Forums but most people here could really use the help. Good on you

Also just a personal preference, if your oven has a broil setting, once the steaks are done i like to broil them at 550 for one minute. It really crisps up the outside in a nice way while leaving the inside untouched

I t-try my best

Faggot

WHO HURT YOU FAGGOT

Faggot

>OP is a faggot
Ha

why

yes you are

>he doesn't know

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>HE DOESNT KNOW
TOPKEK

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aight so you guys are just retards got it

Shit thread + OP is a faggot

wheres your great thread bitch-

>this level of faggotry

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samefag

BBC cuck thread

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I said great thread not garbage

>orbiter

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samefag

fuck off aspie with your uwu RP stutter

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Alice has been posting since 2011, before discord even existed. fucking newfag

>he still doesnt get it

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ok boomer

these threads have only been happening a couple years faggot whiteknight

See how it says 2011, newfag?

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tripfags are cancer

Hell, here is the first cooking thread. 2015 retard.
That a "couple of years"?

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I see you walking back your "hurr durr shes new" because youve been proven wrong. what a fucking newfag