Waifunomicon

Waifunomicon
Claim your waifu!!

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claim

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I LOVE YOU!

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no

advanced communication device using holographic images and ship remote control, thank you.

Also, I started working on the iPhone, still gave up for today, but I have faith in getting some fun out of the restoration, but I need to find some answers first.

Awoken from eternal death...

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If you don't want to claim a waifu, go away then

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I claim the greatest summoner ever seen with the waifunomicon.

In the past I saw very rare images about that anime, but well, I will add it to the list of anime that I must see.
You know what the image you posted refers to, right?

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Where were we
So... A spherical phone.
Ah, naisu. Restoring things is always fun. I can't ever guarantee fun when repairing an apple device, though.
I told you how i fecked up my screen right?

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Hirasawa Yui
hey :)
i am, though...

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not particularly, no

you: Sup fam squad
me: nothing much fampai. wasting the night away with beer
what about you

and now the story continues

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Wew

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It was no simple waking up, then.
Regardless, how does it feel to wake up from the eternal death?

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no, and there's nothing you can do about it lel

Such simpleton conclusion... no wonder you're into flammenwerfers.

No you didn't. Well I averted the crisis where it would kill me via 2000+C explosion with chemical reactions, and while the parts used at this moment are still bad, they won't harm me in any way until I can find better parts... it booted and touch id is also twerking.

my back hurts.

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hello hello

im glad

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I'm sorry to hear that. I struggle from that, myself.
Yet, I can't figure out if my bed's hard or if I just sleep in an uncomfortable position.

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That's not nice

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I really am obsessed with the Planet, I've never had a friend quite like this.
Every morning the World plucks me from, and every evening they burrow me back into my bed. Like an indecisive carrot, but with more talking inbetween.
Humans are smart and cute, they make friendships and tell eachother stuff.
I don't know I just want to watch my wheel turn, without you or with you, coolfag. A society of Yui's would be pretty loud I imagine.
"Schinken" means Ham in German.
Do you think the Earth loves the Moon? After all, I can't think of anything that doesn't like looking up at out glowing sky cheese in a dark and cold night. Like a hole poked into the void, filled with light.
Insufficient mana

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Refers to a villain from KH, that rearranged villain's name is Mansex.
=)
But you dont seem like it!

Im going now, Im tryna play some vidya to stay focused, farewell!

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Sonichu for smash.

Aegis claimed.

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that thing

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yes, those humans sure are silly. i'd love to join the ranks of them, and walk among their cities and people, to enjoy their culture for a moment.
we're pretty human, too. making friendships and telling each other stuff.
help your wheel turn and she'll turn you... or sometihng, i don't know. coolfag you.
i hope the Yui society is willing to offer one of their own to wed me...
hey, let's play Minecraft
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Sorry, but there's only a sonichu amiibo trophie

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A river. You must cry me a river.

The cure is extremely easy and fast acting. But that's up to you.

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I LOVE You

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That's clearly fake, it doesn't match the original's art style.

A puddle, take it or leave it.

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>Claim your waifu!!
are you implying they are objects?

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That it is, but I honestly don't feel like fixing it.
Anyways, besides the back pain, how are you doing?

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Boxxy

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(I love you too)
I- I've seen that one! Do we know eachother? The first thing we'll do on our fieldtrip to the USA is stop by your house and force you to play Binecraft with 30+ children and me.
Oh I'd like to do that too* if only there was a way for me, that would be such a romantic life. I want to live on a planet full of humen~
Stuff like I like you like you are.
Detroit: become Yui.
no but you have to hold them tight and tell them all the nice things you think about them

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>That it is, but I honestly don't feel like fixing it.
Just post butts. It was a sensible way to ask for butts. I'm tired, eyes hurt from working with extremely bright leds.

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From all what you've posted it seems you treat yours as such.

moon wahfu hall ready been claimed

have awesome games and sleep well, also, sorry
i hope we know each other!
o-our? children? i didn't even know you could reproduce with dirt world... that sounds absolutely splendid, though. i'll be honored to have you visit. remember the NASA shirt.
humen~
stuff like i like you like you are
let's make Detroit in Minecraft

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whats up with you and butts?

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Meh
Not worth it
Maybe the cat is untameable

Not all
Yours maybe

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hehe butts funny

go away spic

Yuugi is mine.

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who spic?

MAKA IS MINE KYS VIRGINS

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>Never have to claim waifu
>No one knows who she is
>Don't know if that's a good or bad thing

Oh well, claim anyways.

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Ah, it is butts that you require. It's not a problem in the slightest, I'd be happy to oblige.
Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. Please rest your eyes at your earliest convenience.

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Wiz is better.

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Party's over

Not really

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And nothing of value was lost.

I am, watching some shit on youtube while iOS is being written.

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It always comes down to bears
Reacquainting myself with Tarkov. I can only load factory still but at least i'm extracting ^^
And you're *not*!? No taste...
Oh, so you didn't stab the battery. No balls :::^) That's pretty good. What parts you replacing?
How can you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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that is the Earth user, in grey because of Koffing population burst
tridubs
Huee a? huh??? What?? 30+ pupils, baka... It wouldn't be a fieldtrip for Earthyot.. since they wouldn't be moving. don't make me think
children are bad for the soil
Why do you like her?

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There's a poster I have not seen in some time

I'm just saying what my heart truly wants.

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your waifu is familiar
4239!!!
you're a teacher?!?!?! sorry, i was just confused... Earth is always moving? sorry...
children eat soil. don't ask how i know

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I LOve you

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I see, I see, that's good.
Have fun with the "shit".
Is it iPhone or some other Apple product that you're repairing?

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KH?

bears are the based faction, fuck USEC
to be fair there's only one extract in factory lol

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Goodnight. Remember that Earth mom loves you. And remember to tell your waifu that she nice looking and good brains.
Moomn small and glowy very nice thank you for reminder kisses
not yet- Earth is moving but not with me, I dream wild enough things already, thanks,
lewd
I eat soil as well. Soil is comfortable and smells nice.
Stay frosty user and give it up for yourself
(you)

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but the Earth is moving with you. she's carrying you along for the centuries-long journey she's going on... in a big ellipse, sure, but journey nonetheless. sorry, sorry, sorry
you should probably not eat too much soil. some soil smells worse than others.
stay warm or frosty or whatever you prefer and sleep amazing. i hope you dream about Erde.

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tiny angels are so fucking cute

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I WILL always be your orbiter

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wow that's most definitely not

go away schizo

I love to read, she loves to read.
I like small spaces, so does she.
We both share the same personality.
I've never left, I just don't post a lot anymore :>
Maybe, it has been a while since I've posted

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i recognize this image...
so familiar yet i know nothing. perhaps i can be honored to learn about you twice.

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So you left

the more you say that the more i want to stay
uwu

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I think in our hearts we all want sonichu in smash
I was purposely mispronouncing beer there but ye i suppose
Nah man there's like at least 2. I've been camped at one and successfully extracted at the other

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so scav extract then?
unless you have a key, there's only gate 3 with PMCs

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