Hows everyones quarantine?

Hows everyones quarantine?

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gut

Not bad just wish I didn’t have to deliver pizza. I don’t want to get infected

It's ok. Ate too many peanuts I think, though, so now I'm feeling it.

Also, I'm out of beer, so I'm having to drink a rum-and-lemonade mix. It's going down, but lemme tell ya, it's not doing me any favors.

Not my fault, though, so just another victim of Corona

How about you? Feeling coronal, or still ok?

>wish I didn’t have to deliver pizza
you dont HAVE to...
just don't do it. There ya go, problem solved.

hope you dont get sick either pal

Im alright, not to many cases around me, but its lame that everything is shut the fuck down.
Also low on alchy so im drinking tea

No quarantine for cat burglars.

Your valuables aren't stealing themselves

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Still working

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i'm not on quarantine. still have to work for you'r fat ass

Wish I could my guy. But it is my job and I don’t want to deal with an angry mom. Plus I’m in college so I gotta get money somehow

My cat died and my gf left me for a black guy. Also I don’t have any food in my fridge and there are 2+ hour long lines at the supermarket to even get inside. I can’t stop throwing up and last night I couldn’t sleep and just stared at photos of my ex. I think I literally cried blood. My parents won’t take my phone calls and I think my best friend won’t invite me to his wedding. I’m alcohol dependent too.

So yeah it’s okay.

I'm drinking twisted tea also! Hello from Denver

Salty tacos buddy.
Well, atleast you still have money coming in

well fuck my guy.
I hope you find some happiness

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Fuck the quarantine, I'm walking around and driving just fine

Nice humblebrag there Rockefeller

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>that shirt + nuka cola poster

Looks like you let facebook pick a personality for you

pretty good, just trapped in my monitors. Once a day past midnight i go out, take some fresh air. out of alc, of course. Life is pretty simple right now

Nah its my girlfriends shirt and i happen to like fallout.

>he can fit in his girlfriends shirt

Yeah because she buys dude shirts due to her large breasts

Come see her on stream if you dont believe me
youtu.be/PCvbkxhw6JY

alright now you gotta show em

bro it was REMOVED

hello from PA friend.
This tea is trash

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Well thats some shit.
was gonna show you guys some love

>Im alright, not to many cases around me, but its lame that everything is shut the fuck down.
>Also low on alchy so im drinking tea
It's good that there's few cases around. My area, the coronal activity is definitely increasing. We've had the first death today. (Wow, that really feels weird to type. "The first death". Ominous)

Sorry to hear the booze supply is low too.

I'm working 12 hour days. Busy in other ways for another 6, I'd say. My wife has spent all my money on supplies, which is stupid and my dealers are on lockdown, so they won't tick. Not too happy, but it could be a whole lot worse

welp pretty stocked. got 30 packs of cigarettes, 4/5 a tank of gas and i'm wearing sunglasses inside. the only worrying thing is my brother's wife keeps fearmongering and running out of the house to panic buy more stuff then freak out at me because I can live quite comfortably here for some time and have opted to AVOID just licking the fucking door knobs at Costco. but hey she dies we have bonus 33% food. And we can eat all her cats. got 4 handles of vodak ready to go.

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Who is that man on your bed OP?

non-existent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4emuHOk9Fw
new stream is up for anyone wanting to hang in isolation

Don't lash out at my gf because you dont have one.

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>the face
>the shirt
>the beast in the background that had an allergic reaction to a bee sting
I feel better about myself

He's a nice bloke TBF, you're just a cunt. Fuck off

hope you're trolling someone else bro this is not a wise idea these hyenas are restless now

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I'm in a homeless shelter

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I second showing gf tits

i expect the hyenas.
Im just feeling rather lonely at the moment

well i hope thats going good for you friend-o

Go back to plebbit you disgusting newfag, what the fuck happened to this place? Fatties doxxing themselves, have you no shame?

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load up streamcaptain and just pop into some random twitches. met some nice disposable friends there the last few nights.

this place died long long ago

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I hope that's not your gf in the background. Because I thought she was your sister.

Show cock

I've never been on reddit and I'm not a newfag defo. You're just a bit of a cunt, that's all. I'm sorry

> a black guy

She'll be disappointed I hear most black guys have tiny dicks. Only the retarded apes like to flaunt their big dicks, and there are a lot of retarded African apes

i will at 10 viewers

Hey you remember me? How about you suck his cock?

Where is the girl from last time?

what girl?
my gf is on the bed

Next week trump will tell all cops to shoot non quarantiners on sight.

lets see proof of this girlfriend and her large breasts

Show gf tits

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4emuHOk9Fw
Come look at her

or trump will head to the golf course because he hasnt did shit so far

either way,im sure is supporters would love watching people get shot

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im not going to watch your stupid stream idiot,its not even a quarantine.be like half the country and still walk around because the idiot president has failed on coronavirus and is to stubborn to step down

So you're outta the basement and in with a girlfriend now? Good for you, mate. Glad you hung in there.

Quarantine is no different than my usual NEET life, only now I can't get out to socialize for legitimate reasons. I have more than enough stuff to entertain myself with, but finding the motivation to stay positive is temperamental.

You have a very cute gf :( I want one too

Just spam your nudes you sexy fuck. No point messing around

>only now I can't get out to socialize for legitimate reasons

this is how stupid americans are,you can still go out.its not even a quarantine,which is why your country continues to have coronavirus cases at a alarming rate

I've been isolation with my trans housemate for 11 days now. We both got really drunk last night and made out. I woke up cuddling her in my bed this morning. It felt really comfy until I realised there was dried cum between us and I don't know if it's hers or mine.

Stop relying on everyone's affection faggot.

Maybe i will

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Can you stop making all the bbc threads?

Just had Coffee at McDonalds, saw an employee cough though

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Why you telling that person how to live? Struggle to fathom people may differ from you?

Hey you wanted to show us the tits of your cute gf

Nah, you have to. I need to see you naked. You're too hot. Get that sausage out boi

if true: fucking oof

>you can go out its not even a quarantine
>which is why coronavirus cases are coming it at an alarming

Why would you tell someone to go out its not that bad and then state why that person shouldn't go out and its really bad?

So when you start having sex on cam?

I’m in New Zealand.
Everybody in isolation but it’s pretty soft - just keep your distance from others. It’s retry easy because there is no high rise living here. Just took my son to the park for frisbee and kite session. Out of beer though, will get some tonight. Also everyone is well behaved at supermarkets here. Usual kiwi attitude - “ah well, it is what it is, let’s just make the most of it.”

*really easy

You fucking that chubblet in the back?

Question too long. Edit:
>So when you start having sex?

Thanks buddy, come sub to my youtube and ill show my butt

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Nice nuka cola poster, friend.

What does your GF think of bbc?

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Come on show us the tits ;)

It's OK. I'm working from home and in my spare time I've been cooking a lot. Netflix and chill as well. I was getting bored until today when my flatmate texted me saying that he's caught the virus. Sucks.

her bra is fucking giant

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