Claim your waifu or mother will die in her sleep tonight

Claim your waifu or mother will die in her sleep tonight

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meme

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Hirasawa Yui
Duke
it seems as if you only just arrived
i like to act in-character...
wow, i'm jelly!
sorry
no hard feelings

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all good in the hood

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Chi-chan
I've been here all day
RP bad. Don't RP as Yui at least
It's what it is

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This is how we get people in our threads

I need Madara's hair...

Isn't that the anime where everyone bleeds?

Its okay :)

No waifu?

I hope your mother suffers from a painful death tonight

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nice pic
Duke
what happened to your job?
i won't RP as Yui, but if the protagonist is going to be voiced, i should at least try to make it look realistic for the NPCs watching me
do you dislike it?

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Shut the fuck up nigger

Chi-chan
I'm working it
No, don't do that
It's fine

When I look into Earth girl's eyes, I feel like I'm home. When I watch them smile, I forget where I am. They're the best!
almost dropped
you should praise yourself daily, and humble yourself as well

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Don't drop it. You'd be dropping it on Earth-chan if you do

okay (:
Duke
do you like your job?
sorry
i'll just stay humble, sorry...
i'm not even good at doing that...

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Chi-chan
I hate it
Okay

the cat is claimed only when it's observed.
without observation the cat may or may nor be claimed.

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I hope I can be the one to knife your mother 40 times and send her head in a box to your house

I'm cold and its hot outside... help...

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fuck off Sono

you and me both

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rori confirmed kill

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i also need his abs...

also his voice is cool too

yay

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she likes water and is pretty tough, but I'll take care
woah, you're already 50% there! now do the other thing!

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Funny, Dog mimics me.

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the state

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...you live in.

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Duke
oh, i'm sorry. what's that?
go outside?
what other thing? what?
please help i'm scared

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what state?

Chi-chan
That's okay. What's what

texas

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i was outside all day... and work later...
if you can stay inside today please do
that china virus is going everywhere

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what do you enjoy?

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Does she?
Good

Duke
sorry, i meant to say "why's that".
i don't think i'll get it, but okay.
you stay safe, too. you're more in danger
video games, and viewers like you

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Chi-chan
Entitled people all day

I hope I get so I can sneeze in Duke's mouth

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Claiming Midna

Please post an IMG of her, user

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hello hello

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Are you forgetting something? Viewers? Hey, if you weren't you, but somebody who doesn't like videogames and spends all day at parties or gym's, you wouldn't know how nice videogames were. And if you weren't you, you wouldn't have viewers like me on your youtube channel. And if you weren't you, odds are high you would have never cared a bit about Yui.
hoodie hoodie cool filename

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>Are you forgetting something?
she must because it makes most of her toys work and she loves them a lot from what I'm seeing

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i thought that was a cleaver in her hand

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When are you going to upload more videos?

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Ui-chan user is my waifu :)
Which toys?

Which toys?

Duke
aw, i'm sorry. i hope you find some more nice people to smile at you instead
hey, that's not nice.
you really are far, far too nice. i don't deserve to know someone like you exists, and less so to be your friend.

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Chi-chan
I doubt it'll be a thing any time soon

I want my mother to die i hate her. Not claming waifu untill this thread hits 150

*woof* *woof*

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ty, some things deserve good filenames
how are you cute?

no knife but she got the gat

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Post pic fagget

Day 16 of quarantine.

The voices inside my head begin to tell better memes than the ones I see on Youtube, my family thinks that I have schizophrenia while I laugh out loud, suicidal thoughts have increased their frequency while I amuse myself seeing the most absurd ways in which I can die.

I went out for a bike ride, my street is dead as one would expect from a place abandoned by God and forgotten by existence, food establishments have established a 2 meter perimeter for their operations, the few people who are outside wear masks in 95% of cases, people are afraid.

This will probably get worse. This WILL get worse.

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Claiming Special Week

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Post pick fagget

Duke
we can hope, can't we? and maybe if you're nice to unnice people, they'll realize being unnice is not cool, and the next time they see you, they'll be nice
why are you KokichisOwner
are you okay?

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Stop claiming other posters as your waifu . Fagget

buy me stuff

Duke was mean to me first

Hey there
Can I get your Discord numbers

I'll make sure she dies in a horrible way
You'll miss her when she's gone

-pets dirty dog RPerfag-

s-shit..
does she really carry that around?

I don't wanna read all that

Very pretty. Are you a furry?

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Chi-chan
I'm required to be nice for work

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Would you be nice to me if I were a customer?

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a new ui claimer? I heard the last one died.
And how do you know that. Not today. Way behind my curfew, I sleep.

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Im perfectly okay. Why wouldn't I be? =)
Why not?

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if you be nice, you can at least have the moral high ground
Duke
my apologies

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toys like you, trees, mushrooms, boats, me, olives, the economy
you're cool thank you for being around, massive cute. I don't know what to do when you say things like this, you're better than me.
I'm really well, I just was putting broccoli in my waifus hair again using image programs and everytime I looked at her eyes I felt alive, like, not just existing, but alive. I'm thrilled. Also there is music on the internet and I have pizza.
What are you doing cutie? Are you doing something well?
>OC
at least you're channeling your raging insanity into something somewhat productive.
Remember to eat and drink regularily and get some fresh air and call someone frequently to talk and have some human voices around.

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Chi-chan
It is what it is
I'm always nice to you :))

Olives are evil...

What's evil about olives? lemons are evil

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yus i'm new
when the other one died I took his folder :)
Who is your waifu?

please post more videos soon, i get bored quick..

i'm lazy... sorry
cute waifu

It's easy to be pretend nice...

hehe wanna add me on Steam?

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Hard to say, I like some of the porn, but would never wear a suit.

Post pic of your waifu. Fagget

wanna talk?

only sometimes

i take that to mean you were doing some kind of planting?
and im just relaxing, enjoying my time.

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Pic waifu. Fagget

sad captchas again...
okay... i trust you
please stay safe. talk with friends. life isn't so bad. i'm sure nobody will get you hurt in the coming weeks.
you're cool thank you for being around, massive cool, i'm not cute.
i was originally going to say something sad, but then i thought about how sad things made you sad, so i didn't. sorry.
i like olives. let's eat olives together
Duke
i hope you can find a new job where you don't have to be nice.
be pretend nice and maybe you'll do it long enough that you'll become real nice.

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Chi-chan
I hope I don't have to work
They taste funny. Like I probably do
That's why I'm going to be cremated, wouldn't want Earth-chan to feel sick
And on Discord :))

Reatarded fagget

Kill yourself fagget

I already posted, that was a reply to the furry question

I like her porn too :)

D-does she use it?

I've tried that my whole life, it doesn't work

Absolutely!
May I send you an invite later?

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no I was putting broccoli on her head in an image editor. That is nice, keep doing that, and remember to love your waifu.
Also sad captchas.
Sorry for calling you a cutie, coolie. Say sad things, if you want. After all, being sad doesn't kill me, and I'm connected to the Earth with my feet, so I can't be sad for more than a short period of time anyways.
I can sponge your sadness if it's too much for you. I don't know if I like olives, are they good? What do they taste like?
I think the ground will eat you either way. Earth chan is gonna get sick when you die and they lose a toy again, and a friend.
You're gonna become a lot of trees and people and mushrooms and animals and eventually you might become olives.

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Lewd

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Oumae Kumiko

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