You YLYL You Loose
You YLYL You Loose
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Colostomy bags are funny
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Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
R I P P E N
did this really happen
I've read this before, it is a pasta. Please kys Redditor.
When you realize you’re retarded and don’t know why or what you’re holding but you continue to do it because it make hot dog mommy feed good
Damn the poor lil dood at least he wasn't like that other white bitch who lied to half you motherfucking simps
i'm dead
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10 year old nigger* That is not a kid.
the world hates american tourists
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lmao monkey suicide
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have yet to laugh
m-meow
source
this thread failed harder than my grandma's pacemaker
also
Except for Japanese women.
NEVER bully somebody who has a bag of shit with them at all times... that may end poorly for you.
Ever?
Hey Faggots,
My name is Banana, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Kek
nah, just this thread.
That child will have mental scars later.
No u
F
rip lil nigga
Does anyone have the greentext of the American visiting another country, and he keeps doing asinine shit like forcing tips on everyone? Idk why, it just always makes me laugh
if you posted this you will get coronavirus and no reply can give you immunities, you'll just die.
what makes you think this man is a redditor?
>Being this new
You're the one that needs to go back.
Kys
If only
steady on
Russia sends virus experts, medics to Italy Mar 22, 2020 youtube.com
RIP VIRUS
8=D
kek
He is pretty much up there. I am not even an American and all i ever see is people shitting on him.
No thx
It's not gonna lick itself
And that's the closest that cunt ever got to combat.
Checked and chuckled
PLS NO
ping pong
I need to see a live action performance of this
this shit isn't funny dumbass
Already have it
Is that Mark?
finally. thread status: saved!
fuck you
my last GF had one. we usually had sex without her wearing a bag.
Sometimes I kissed and tongue-fuck her extra hole as a part of the foreplay. but usually we covered it. she wore some of those bodys often used fat or old women have to cover their flabby belly
>HHOHOHE HII
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can't risk it
How is this funny? Just trying to understand western "culture".
is this some A.I. bullshit going on here?
god damn, the left can't meme
this post was made by a nigger so its actually african culture
I cannot believe Jokker did that omg
It's not western culture, it's just a bunch of stupid kids who thing being "edgy" is the new cool.