Every American is going to get the same amount of money

>NOOOOO YOU MUST GIVE YOUR MONEY TO MY PETS OR THEY'LL MUG YOU

I have a better idea. How about we lock them the fuck up and let them fucking starve to death, like they deserve?

>Because your pets are demanding more of my fucking money to buy more bullshit, while they refuse to stop spreading their fucking legs and having kids they can't afford. But I'm expected to pay for that chimplet's daycare, despite the fact I'm already paying for your pets' k-12.
Hey, don't like it, feel free to leave :^)

Yes, your pets should leave, and go back to whatever zoo they came from. Which they will not do obviously, because they would have to pay for their own shit if they did that.

All this rent free space, and you think they're MY pets? lel

Yes they are your pets. I am glad you agree.

Whatever you say bud, have fun continually thinking about "my" pets while I live life.

What if you kill yourself?