Most shameful thing Yas Forums has ever done?

Jacked it to a video of a dude getting his dick sucked by a calf, never jerked it to anything of this nature since. I mostly watch granny porn, jerk off to hentai feet pics, reverse cowgirl position videos, dirty ass to mouth porn, anything where a woman is degraded( I dont hate women or anything like that but the disrespecting of a woman gets my dick hard so fuck it),oh yeah and incest shit. I'm degenerate af

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if it makes you feel better I've definitely had questionable thoughts about horse pussy

Yeah man those are all pretty close to jacking it to a dude getting his dick sucked by a calf.

probably jizzing in my cousin's clean panties and putting them back in her drawer. then I did it to my sister, her friends when they'd come over to go swimming. was always scoping out situations where I could blow my load in pairs. fun times, and big loads.

Had sex with the body of someone who had killed themselves with an exit bag. Long story.

what the hell is an exit bag?

>sucked myself off and came into my own mouth when i was a scrawny thin 15 year old
>once went to a craigslist gloryhole where i got sucked off by a trap
>did the 69 with a good friends GF shortly before they broke up
>jerked off under my pants in class while a hot grill had a presentation, she noticed, teacher didnt
>jerked off tons of times in the restrooms at school and work
>i piss in the sink whenever i am at someone elses place. i think i pissed into a hundred sinks at least.
>groped and kissed and fingered a black-out drunk chick
>once did an internship at a kindergarten and jerked off on the couch while they were having a nap

tons more stuff no one should know about. in some other life im in prison as a rapist / sex offender

try googling it newfag

i also once tried jerking off a dog.
also have masturbated to bestiality, CP, necrophilia, torture porn and different variations of combinations of all of the above.
oh, i also regularly came on my GF's roommates toothbrush.
came into my best friends sisters dirty panties.

Fucked a lonely 70 year old lady when I was desperately horny.

>>tons more stuff no one should know about.

Why the hell are you posting it here then?

oh, sorry, i didnt know i was posting on facebook. god damn it i hate when the cyberpolice backtraces my Yas Forums posts
also, if someone actually was hackerman
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

So you were lying about the pissing in other peoples sinks and the CP?

Met up with a sissy fag at a hotel and cross dressed with him sucked his dick with a buttplug in my ass. He tried to fuck me but couldn't stay hard enough to keep it in. I still came hands free like 3 times.

since you triggered my paranoia: it would be embarassingly stupid to give a definitive answer to that.

I hope it was simulated cp then.
and i would kill a nigga who pissed in my sink

Care to elaborate?

Ight so I was a senior, just fresh onto tinder, met some girl from our schools rival in sports and we decided to meet up and smoke but then we realized, we don't have cars. I told my parents I met her at some sports function I forget what season it was and we just wanted to hang out. So my mom drives me up to her place, we talk about random shit, smoke a bit, etc.. we lost track of time and it was 9, I had no way home wasn't gonna call my parents late as fuck and she let me spend the night (her parents let her do anything I guess) so we watch hunger games on her DS and start making out and feeling each other up. I was tired as shit so I passed out cold until like 10am. Side quest: she's still asleep, it's windy as fuck, she's sleeping on my arm and we're on the third story and her mentally challenged cat is just sitting there shaking on the window sill and I was terrified thinking it was gonna jump or fall but didn't wanna wake her up (the cats okay) ight I fall back asleep, she wakes up, I kiss her good morning which turns into a full blown make out session and she ends up down sucking my dick better than anyone ever has. We have no condoms and eventually she's like, ah fuck it you can just finish inside me. I didn't last anywhere near as long as I do now but holy shit best sex ever. I was full aware it was just a hookup and we'd never see each other again likely, but when my parents finally picked me up she fucking introduced herself and got them thinking we were gonna be bf/gf.. fuuuck

Can you greentext this, please? Was she kinky?

Hot, thanks for sharing.

No problem man. Wish my current gf sucked dick as good as that girl did, I'm honored to be my gfs first, but tindergirls sluttiness gave her some great talents

“Accidentally” shared with my dad a good number of pics and short videos I made with my gf when we were 15/16. My dad had been making a bunch of comments about me possibly being gay, but he cut that out after the pics and videos. Also kind of fucked up that he was pretty good friends with my gf’s dad.

Big brain moment.

Isn't that like, illegal? Him having that material?

post nao

I waited for my mom to leave for work and i got on grindr and sucked off as many guys that responded till she got home

I don’t care if it’s bait, please give me details

found some vids of my sister sucking some guy's dick. never found out who the guy was but he seemed much older. I jerked to those vids so many times

I regret making this damn post

Bump

Bump again

Page 1, here we go

quit bumping and start sharing

Absolutely it was, but he just needed to borrow my digital camera to take photos of something he was selling on eBay. And oops, I forgot to offload everything from my memory card before loaning it to him. No harm, no foul.
I wouldn’t even if I still had them considering the subject matter.

been a while since i got head so i let a male coworker suck me off in his car at the parking lot.

we still do it once a month.

That's a tough one. The one's that people know about that I could be found out for and would embarrass me most would be my bisexual experiences, and wanting to fuck my mom. There's a lot of darker shit there but not much anyone friends or anything really knows other than those 2.

Also my best friends wife and me having a sextual relationship. Yes sextual, as in nothing ever happened but pics and videos. They just got divorced but that happened before they did. Now I don't talk to her and she's never ratted me.

nice

Did anal with my cousin when i was 16

do you think he fapped to your gf?

male on male or?

I posted my wife pics online and got dozens of tributes.

There’s a very good chance he did. She was not shy in photos or videos.

nice... i wish i could see it.

i accidentally saw a sex tape my cousin made while i was using his cpu. i fapped so many times to his gf cuz of that

Posted this before, let me hear what /b thinks about what i did

>Be me, 19
>Go onto local chatroom
>Find a girl who agrees to fuck for 100€, we exchange numbers
>While chatting she claims she doesn't want to fuck (prob cause she's a virgin and she got called feet) so we agree to a BJ for 50€
>We meet up, she's kinda fat but whatever, we go to an abandoned building
> I drop my pants and tell her to get to sucking
>As soon as she puts my dick in her mouth I started pushing it down her throat hard
>I can see the look in her eyes change from excitement to uncomfortableness
>After like 2 mins she says how she has to get back to school
>I slap her hard and tell her to shut the fuck up
>I keep fucking her throat hard, she gags a lot but doesn't puke, the look in her eyes tells me she's close to crying the whole time
>After 5 or so mins i cum down her throat, she spits it out, I give her 10€ and tell her to fuck off
>A few days later I wanted to abuse her again, but she had changed her number

nah thats normal. Like fr nothing wrong with it

Questionable? Nah fam. Horses in heat have a way to show the males they are horny, and often times they dont care if your human or stallion. They will wink their pussy at you if they want it. Rofl

Once overheard a whore tell her pet nig that she was pregnant. Told 3 other people before the whore found out. Turns out she wasnt pregnant and that I, "misheard". She probably just got a abortion.

Meeting a bi guy on Kik and setting him up with my (oblivious)ex after we broke up. Started off as jerk off buddies. We would meet up jerk off to pics of my ex and cumtrib the pics. I wouldn't be allowed to cum until he was done. Would turn to cuck talk, him saying she belongs to him etc.

The idea of him actually fucking her came up. He met her in a parking lot, got her number, fucked her about a week later, recorded it and I jacked off watching the vid while sitting on his dick and him playing my nipples.

Did the same again while talking on the phone with her(we're still friends). Sitting on his dick while jerking off and trying to hold back a nut and not make too much noise was exhilarating.

Came between the legs of my buddy’s kid sister when I was a dumb, horny 17 year old. Not proud.

how old?

I posted nudes of my girlfriend online with her full name. Then once we broke up, I kept posting her for like a decade. She's a common webslut now, her names Alex. Lots of people have recognized her - I wonder if shes ever been blackmailed.

He said he was 17, dummy.