If you’re under 25 years old — or an immature 30-plus — I’m about to set your ass straight.
So, listen up.
Your music is fucking GARBAGE.
There, I said it. Mindless sewage. Eardrum-bursting, dagger-in-the-eyes, ass-bagging, blow your fucking brains out — unadulterated dog shit. That pretty much sums up the type of music that’s popular with today’s young people.
Listen, you stupid sons of bitches. I’m talking at you. I’m your elder. And I know MORE than you.
Your music hasn’t got life. It’s fucking dead. Your music is devoid of humanity. It’s as fake as a porn queen’s orgasm. There’s no soul. It’s tripe. It’s a carp in the sea of music. The stuff you listen to was created by fucking machines.
Today’s “artists” — there’s an oxymoron — don’t even need to know how to play musical instruments or sing. In other words, no fucking talent whatsoever is needed to succeed today in music. You heard me. No. Talent. Whatsoever.
And, I’m fucking sick of it because the current generation is taking the gold we gave you and dragging it into a sewer. We gave you the key to the CITY and you FUCKED IT UP. Listen up, you little pricks. I’m not stuck in some kind of classic rock time warp. Fact is, I expose myself to many different kinds of music. I give all music a chance. Even the techno-trash littering the modern music scene is something I’ve tried to digest, which I found to be like choking down a plate of raw oysters laced with salmonella.
It would be nice to enjoy fresh musical acts. I want to hear new songs. I like some young people, especially when they get my order right. But real music is written and performed by humans, not a fucking computer program linked up to a laser show.
Fact: The more fancy gadgets and distractions you need, the more your music just flat out SUCKS.
Alright, listen to me you balding, senile, broken-hipped, saggy-titted, past-his-prime-sack-of-shit, nobody cares about your opinions. Let the kids have their shitty music. Is it shit, even compared to modern acts of the 90s and early 00s? Yes. However, nobody cares. You don't have to listen to what the children produce, just listen to something more refined. Make a Spotify playlist, that shit has millions of songs to choose from. Stop listening to public radio. Just go about your business, nobody has christened you some music aficionado aside from yourself, and as we already established, you're a faggot. So, there. Fuck off, grandpa.
Robert Brooks
That would make you a zoomer that listens to heavy metal and grunge
Jeremiah Price
And your parents said the same about your music. Go cum in a jar and suffocate faggot
Aiden Sanders
Listen here son, I'm 19 years but my mind is old. You caught me just as I was listening to Take me Home Country Roads, talk shit about Country Roads again and I'm going to have to serve a vibe check, required by street law.
your music taste is probably just as horrid. how about you shut the fuck up and appreciate one of the thousands of albums there is to listen to or even better go back to fucking Yas Forums lurk for a few hours and maybe you will find something enjoyable
You know who else has hands? The Devil! And he uses them for holdin'
Austin Miller
Hold on Son, sang a song just for you, it ain't right but serves my point. voca.ro/oSzIyrKRd49
Jackson Russell
I mean I am gen Z and I agree. Mostly lyrics-wise. It all started with Nirvana spouting nonsense, everyone realized how little they had to try. Now everyone just listens to degenerates who aren't even from my generation spout the same shit over and over again.
Not going to say any other music is good, but I will say today's music barely passes as music. Just low effort beats with formulaic repeated lyrics.
Samuel Jones
>be me >33 >listening to monstercat and chucking back oysters in quarantine
you clearly have only scratched the surface of todays music, while rap, hiphop, etc, or as you put it: "techno", isnt exactly the best imo, there are some good songs, you just have to actually look for them.
quit gatekeeping faggot
Lucas Nguyen
tl;dr back to fucking my gf(bf)
Samuel Campbell
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Joshua Watson
I listen to 70s rock, Metallica, AC/DC and mostly 80s music, fuck you boomer, you were probably pissing your pants and eating bugs when Metallica was making their music back in the 70s. If you think they're bad you have no concept of "soul" or "depth".
Humor me. What artists do you listen to, old man?
Cameron Taylor
Why no one listen to jazz? Not that smooth jazz shit - classic jazz or contemporary jazz is what I'm talking about. Like classical music, you can't fake it. Try Vijay Iyer.
Angel Morris
He’s right tho. Music today does suck. I guess this is what my parents thought of my generations music. I’m 43 and I find myself now listening to the 80s/90s rock playlists on Spotify.
Leo Rivera
oki~
Ethan Lee
I'm.old as shit and think that you are a self absorbed prick. There is always shite music, in every decade or generation but there is always really great stuff as well, you just have to find it, like we always have.
>music today does suck >I find myself now listening to the 80s/90s rock playlists on Spotify you’ve clearly never branched out wading through all the shit you don’t like is hard but you’ll be surprised you might actually like a style that isn’t just the same 80’s/90’s rock style also you probably think that way because rock is dead as fuck right now, still some stuff being made but nowhere near the scope it once was
Dude......there was mmmmbop, enie weenie yellow polka dot bikini, that weird mexican song where he just says chakaron...every generation has its shit tier. Its just more commercialized you prick
OP is a faggot. There are magnitudes more diamonds in the rough than there were 20 years ago, you just have to look. Like you did before.
Except half of the work is already done for you because of the fucking internet, you fucking faggot.
Elijah Watson
more commercialized is still a huge problem. All the personality has been replaced with a product which is manufactured to be sold.
Elijah Hall
That was true since the invention of the radio.
Brandon Hill
Weak b8 m8
Lucas Smith
TL;DR use the internet to find good music you fucking faggot. There is a more diverse pool of music to choose from. The fact that you're hear means you're not part of normie culture like us. Don't blame us for this shit do what we do and fucking find good shit someone made in their basement. It's not that hard.
Dylan Ramirez
we didnt fucking eat tide pods
Jordan Johnson
Fuckers huffed paint, though.
Austin Bailey
Hip hop is sometimes poetry in motion, jackass. What kind of uncultured swine hates poetry?
Nathan James
yeah but were listening to bob seger on our fucking yacht
To this user who just turned me onto Elder. Thanks a fucking ton Yas Forumsro This shit is so cash
Matthew Hughes
Taste in music is entirely subjective. There's no objective way to measure if one song sounds better than another. I hope this is a pasta cause you're seriously stupid for writing this long ass post OP
Noah Gutierrez
remember they ate tide pods. lets take our Geritol and enjoy our money.
Evan Kelly
ok tide pod
David Sanders
Dave Grohl is the best
Jayden Lee
And older generations used asbestos and knew about the risks...same with uranium and other radiological elements...
Bentley Perry
ITT: OP spits absolute truth and the butthurt sheep-minds get butthurt
Jonathan Thomas
OP is a millennial who has a Republican dad who beat all this bullshit into him because he kept getting caught acting too gay.
Lincoln Gomez
Villagers of ioannina city - age of acuarius
Justin Evans
and here you drive your can and know about emissions
Nathan Wood
Hunnybee - unknown mortal orchestra
Landon Gray
boomer is samefagging
Julian Collins
>taking the bait
Jack Howard
OP isn't into music. He's into taking old Boston albums and running the edge of them up his ass like a sex toy.
Evan Torres
look at all the plastic in your life before you call it man
Andrew Hill
im 32 and basically only listen to classic rock and some 90s stuff :/
Henry Adams
Seriously, not going to take the bait from OP because obvious bait, but most of what is actually "popular" i.e. what the record companies have paid most for is less diverse than ever before. Not since the copy/cover-pop of the 50s and 60s has the popular music scene been this stale.
That said, there's a shit ton of great and innovative music being made every day, by people who actually care about it, it just takes more digging to find it.
This is the golden age of TV-series and internet related entertainment and music has taken a back seat. It will be back sooner or later.
James Fisher
naw his enlarged prostate wont let him
Logan Stewart
You just sound like a boring tasteless asshole. Congrats
Grayson Long
Because there wasn't any plastic in your life at all Boomer faggot
Carson Carter
this gets posted every day you faggots
got em
Michael Butler
shut the fuck up retard, go listen to the same old 90’s playlist that you always do and let people enjoy music I can almost guarantee that most millennials and below all have listened to 80’s-90’s music before and enjoyed it we live in the age of Dionysius and all of you are bitter old relics despite the world around you
>Your music is fucking GARBAGE. Barbie Girl by Aqua
That’s YOUR music, diaper wearing faggot
Nicholas Scott
Because you're boring?
Asher Peterson
30 year old musician reporting in. I spent the better part of my youth (18-26) in a nationally touring band where we actually created music. Real shit, festivals, big venues ,etc. Not the crap most bands do.
Here's my input: you're not entirely wrong. A lot of music these days is just bad. Sorry zoomers but its' true. A catchy song doesn't mean it's good, it doesn't mean talent was used to create something artistic.
Now I'm a bit more open minded; like, if you have actual talent in your genre then you're OK by me. Even electronic music if arranged appropriately and thoughtfully can be artistic. What really grinds my gears are electronic "musicians" who get on stage and play a 60 minute back track while they wiggle around. Anyone can learn how to arrange in a DAW and make something cool - if you're an electronic musician you should perform your stuff live. There are guys doing it out there, with different pads, etc - highly talented. It's like the ultimate game of simon says... I mean really, it's freakish how well they remember which buttons to hit to play their song live. That's a type of talent. Is it as talented as playing an instrument? Probably not. There just aren't the same nuances and feeling you can get from each individual playing an instrument in their own way. Pre-recorded sounds being triggered by pads don't have a ton of dynamics in comparison, but none the less, if you can perform live it's a talent.
Every genre has talented people who I would consider musicians, but there is a sea of garbage and it's designed that way on purpose, OP. Record labels know what they are doing, and there is a reason top 40 shit is literal trash... it has to appeal to the lowest common denominators of our world; people with like a third grade level brain which is a lot more people than you may realize. Outside of those people, a lot of people don't take music seriously, and they don't mind bumping to brainless tunes with a good beat. That's all it is.
