What are you cunts playing during quarantine?

the waiting game. whens it going to get into the abo communities and wipe their HIV infested existence from the planet?

pc's been dead for months so now I'm making due and getting into cod and am enjoying the grind, might pick up warthunder again too so I can be angry all the time again

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:

youtube.com/watch?v=ML9h3I5Uktw

Don't worry, it won't be called "The Beginning".
It'll be called "The End"

my roommate and i decided to finish halo 2s campaign that we stopped like a year ago. fucking mission we ended on is called quarantine zone

>I feel the same, I'm getting kind of freaked out.
With things how they seem, I don't think living like this will really be hard, it'll just take some getting used to, and more active video calling my friends.
It's just getting to me a bit tho yeah, doesn't help i've been smoking tonight either

Tempted to also just go back to this, i'm pretty sure there's more to do in my village today.

>might pick up warthunder again
are there Aussie servers for that or do you have to play on asian ones? I played like 6-7 years ago when it was just ww2 stuff so I was keen to give it a gander.

Farming some shit in Ragnarok Online
FUCK renewal

So is it confirmed jobseekers don't have to report?

I don't know. Are people just being retarded and infecting eachother or is this thing so infectious that like a single person infected millions by early march and the death toll is about to go sicko mode?

This recycled single ply TP aint that bad, I'm on track to making one roll last over a week.

Ragnoark online

the people in the apartment complex next to me had a party last night with like 20+ people, people are morons.

I'm playing with matchboxes in the Australian wilderness.

>supposed to be in quarantine
>user go to that coles three suburbs over and see if you can get toiletpaper

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i had to sign an new agreement today. down to 5/month from 20/month

Australians are notorious for not giving a fuck about things when we really should, it's going to hurt us bad.

is the first animal crossing game good?
I don't have a switch, only a shitty computer and an xbox but I've been thinking about emulating it to see what kind of game it really is

you can choose the regions to play from, I think maybe the aussie region might cross over with american region and some others

what private server? is it still an active game? is it p2w like the last time i tried a server

Fuck scomo I am gonna lose all my gains

switching between nioh 2 and animal crossing
probably not I got a call today telling me not to slack off and my friend still has to go in for work for the dole

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>quarantine
I'm in Queensland, we don't really give a fuck. yet
Panic is slowely starting to set in though. kinda sucks, I was really looking forward to doing cozy nightfill at Woollies but now that job's going to the single mums who just lost their careers.
I'm playing Hat in Time again for how chill it is. Things have been a bit exhaustive lately since my sister came to visit from Victoria to get away from things and since then I don't have the energy for things like Halo or Fighting game nights with the boys.
Black Mesa was pretty fuckin nice too.
I dunno mate, grab ESO and convince a friend to as well. It's not the best but it does it's job and I like it's simplicity. and unlike you won't lose all your money on mandatory subs as you're locked in your house with no income for the next half a year.

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I've been playing Ori. was trying to get no damage on the frog boss today but am too worried and distracted.
lost my job and had to sign up with centrelink. basically have no Idea when and if i'll get my first payment I need. the welfare site is broken and you can't contact them over the phone because you'll just be on hold forever.

I can't enjoy quarantine because I'm too worried I'm in a bad position.

just take a shower cunt it's fine.

>Scomo "All wagies are essential"

I wanna die

Don't be scared. Compare yourself to a digger in WW2, with the japs blitzing through Asia onto Asutralias door. All those horror stories about what they did and are doing to your brother your father and even your sister if she was a nurse. Every night fearing a raid would happen and tomorrow you wouldn't have a house.

I'd say I'd prefer getting takeaways and playing videogames, specifically Animal Crossing and Pathfinder

JB better not close, I want Pirate Warriors 4 and we can't even preorder the damn thing on the PSN store.

Yah it’s pretty fun I have a loader for my gamecube so I was playing it for awhile recently it’s kinda like the Sims where you can just do really anything I like it because I don’t like cutscenes and don’t care about story and you can just go on for awhile and mess around

Why aren't the dirty stupid abos getting sick FUCKKKK

>start trying to change my NEET shut-in lifestyle last year
>fucking quarantine ruins my progress
Why is life so intent on me not leaving my house? I'm fucking bored and want to die.

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my housemate worked out a deal with the local gym, hes gonna keep paying his subscription and they're gonna let us borrow a bench + whatever weights we want until they re-open.

sounds like a fun game, I'll definetly check it out then
thanks user

people are fucking retards. they don't get it at all.

>only 30 minute haircuts allowed

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Bros how the fuck do you deal with going to jobseekers places? it's always full of fuckwits or abos

Shut up you stupid faggot

Animal Crossing.
I have nothing to do all day so I log on every now and then and browse /acg/ for dodo codes so I can hang out with Americans, Europeans and other Aussies.

you realize you can exercise at home.

New to cenno? It's soul crushing

You sound assmade because your weren’t invited

i got exemption for like 2 years because i fucked up my legs lmao i forgot how fucking bad it is

invited or not, im wuflu free.

>tfw got out of cenno 6 months ago, and in a salary job with some job security even in this shit fest

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Fuck this 8 pm shit for supermarkets.
Ran out of beer earlier and couldn't fucking restock.

I play single player games exclusively to not overload the network. Currently playing Subnautica and having tons of fun, this game is peak comfy, and I'm running F@H between playtime periods.

Its changrus

nightfiller at coles ama

Replaying Baldur's gate 1 and 2 for the millionth time.
Same I just got a job recently after 3 years of neetdom and now I'm back at square one.
I was so close to being able to afford a new PC too.

rude

>767

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Quarantine?

I just ordered $100 worth of chinese food.

Their grandma even knitted me two face masks.

Hellblade, Forza Horizon 4 and ESO.

lmao same, including getting off frozen food onto fresh.

nope fuck us apparently.

anyone know if disability dipshits are going to see the bonus bux they're handing out soon? it sounded like for unemployed people and NEWSTART.

ATTENTION STAR TREK POSTERS

MAY I REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE NO GOOD STAR TREK GAMES

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>I'm playing Hat in Time again for how chill it is.
Absolutely great game, i'm so glad the modding scene gets the attention that the game deserves.
Such a cute and fun to play game.

>Don't be scared. Compare yourself to
Yeah, I know realistically this is going to be relatively painless, it's just a bit weird to think about and i'm still kinda processing it.

>I'd say I'd prefer getting takeaways and playing videogames, specifically Animal Crossing and Pathfinder
That's likely how i'll spend these times too, with both those series too haha

if you can't wipe your own ass, you don't need extra money for toilet paper

I'm playing the "go to work for 10 hours a day during shutdown order" game, and then I play animal Crossing when I get home. Shame animal Crossing will probably be the last game I ever play I've I get sick at work and die.

Was on holiday already just before all the shit went into lockdown and have now been off work for a month.
How the fuck do NEETs do this every day?

s4 league

It's an abstract kind of feel. I'm actually working decent hours for the first time in months now, I just hope our little shop can keep it going for a week or two so i can replenish my savings a bit before things slow back down. All my mates are playing animal crossing though, hoping I don't get too far behind

they're supposed to be doing phone appointments. there's no reason to do face to face appointments in this situation.
the fucking incompetence and stupidity of the irresponsible and unreasonable retards in this system is infuriating.

I got put with salvo cunts. they're impossible to deal with. you can't just call your local agency. you get put on hold for half an hour before getting some out of touch cunts at head office in queensland or some shit. who will lie to you and refuse to put you through to your actual job agency.

I'm thinking if I have to live in my own filth for the foreseeable future maybe I should spruce up the place.

Currently fishing in OSRS. Sharks are very imminent, or fishing trawler grinding. We shall see, there is plenty of quaratine time left.

What's you're current fishing level?

I wanna play Half Life: Alyx so bad bros. Why the fuck are VR headsets so expensive....

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CDDA

I can't believe no one talks about how good it is, I had to find an obscure recommendation for it

This is a great oppurtunity for us to develop ourselves whilst everyone else is shitting themselves. Exercise, studying, reading about philosophy and of course, improving at video games. Of course, its still 2020 and BloodBorne is STILL PS4 exclusive.

Hilariously Italy compared it to WWII. You know the war where they sided with Hitler and turned a blind eye to the Blitz (Possibly the worst atrocity committed against Britain in recent history)

9

Was waiting for CentreCom to get the last part in to finish building my PC and play Bannerlord but they didn’t finish it before Vic quarantine measures came into place, so now I’m stuck playing Super Metroid which will be followed by either Earthbound or Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.

I'm really torn between getting a VR headset now, or getting switches for 2 of my best friends so we can still all play nintendo games together, and it's really tough to decide

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I feel for you. I had to deal with them for, like, a month back in 2016 before I had to move interstate to look after some family and the Salvos were the worst I've ever had to deal with. I took that as a chance to change my Job Seeker agency and it's the best thing I've ever done. Now I have a small, local job search place and my job coach was a classmate of my older sister which was awkward until I explained that I hadn't lived in the town since I was a little kid and my sister is considered a cunt by the rest of the family, too

Seriously, just google the ones in your area and there might be a better option than the salvos (just remember to read the google reviews. They paint quite a different picture than you'll find on some sites, since they're mostly done by middle aged assholes who don't want to do anything and still want their money, so they're a lot harsher.)

Bite me banana man

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Isn't it funny how effectively things work here if scomo doesn't shove his religious rhetoric into the mix?

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Why the FUCK are people hoarding milk and eggs? I just wanted a single bottle for my fucking cereal you paranoid fucks.

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>get out of cenno soon as they double scomobux and give us $750x2 for free

sorry bro

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doom eternal and swapping to animal crossing when nightmare makes me rage
might chuck on some hyrule warriors and just enjoy some brainless musou killing or some shitty anime RPG

I work at a bank in the american south and I'm fucking losing it. I don't think any region of the Earth has a more retarded population. Obviously banks are not closing at all throughout this pandemic, but I thought at least the incessant warnings to stay home unless it's absolutely necessary to leave the house from literally every public official across the political spectrum have fallen on deaf ears here.

Not only are we somehow busier than ever before, but every goddamn boomer I interact with says something like "This is ridiculous. People are overreacting. When it's your time, the Lord will take you. I'm not worried about some Chinese virus."

I have seen these people lick their hands after touching money as a joke and there are several confirmed cases in my town. It's going to kill fucking everyone here.

I've been playing Hollow Knight

Cause if there's anything you need to hoard, it's milk.

>work from home
Nothing has changed for me. Been playing Blood, Ion Maiden, and Hexen II.

True, but I am earning more money than I used to and actually got something to fall back on

>have to somehow contact centerlink to change you agency.
I'm fucked.

I don't think people are overhoarding, maybe a couple

It's just ridiculous how much people ate out before and are now having to eat in that it created probably 3x the demand for stuff. Not to mention people want to make less trips to the market so they buy twice as much as they normally do.

nice

In the same boat user. Finished my Honours early November last year, took time off until the New Year and then started applying for jobs. Got nearly a dozen interviews since then and had two potential jobs lined up before all this blew up and Dan Andrews enforced quarantine measures and was told most of my applications would be put on indefinite hold.

Interestingly though I’m still having interviews for grad programs and have been told they’re working stuff out do assessments / training can be done online, so hopefully something comes from one of those.

Ok zoomer

I fucked up the last sentence of that first paragraph because I stopped to wipe my ass midway through but you get the point

Is it true that businesses are staying open because they prayed the virus away? I read the story on hobby lobby and my head started hurting.

>it's just a bit scary honestly.
Stupid faggot normalfag. I bet you haven't prepped. No resource stock up. No liquidity for the short term and no bullion for the long term.
I was aware since early jan and geared since mid Feb

How are those shooters? I've heard something interesting about Blood, and wishlisted the Fresh supply version for now.
I've actually been playing some old school shooters, starting with Wolf 3D lately.

Waiting on my $750 Corona Coins.
Supposed to spend it. Gonna save it.
Can't believe Trump wants things to open up again. The US is going to be so fucking fucked.

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>Quarantine
>Have a gardening job that isn't affected by quarantine
>Already been making pre-prep meals from supermarket food for the past year
>Don't go out to pubs or anything like that
>Have a home garden, and pc gaming as hobbies

Literally nothing changed for me. Except now I can't find any fucking toilet paper or cheap oatmeal

Playing cross-code. Severely underrated/played game bros. Highly recommend.

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I know there's a way to do it online, I just can't remember how.
I think it's through the jobactive site?

Milk racks are empty. What the fuck are they even using them for? Will they suddenly just use milk where they weren't before?

Did you not watch the address? Scomo literally said yeah you have to report and he's personally hiring 5k for call centre shit so you better apply now if you want money goy. Either you work when called on by the state or they take your benos

>tfw my right click to scroll is fucked and have to use the arrows
its actually unplayable when you cant move the camera fast, i just want to build hundreds of coal and wood trucks

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They are fun, somewhat chaotic but really relaxing for some reason. Next I'm planning going through doom and Hitman series.

you can't even spoon Bro

Are they even buying the expensive ones like A2 and Farmhouse Gold?

>Are people just being retarded and infecting eachother

You don't even know the have of it. An infected chinese woman was arrested at Chullora for spitting into the fresh produce section. Shit's getting crazy.

>have old school gassy
>have n95
I'll be in the trench coat out front scalping.

We haven't been prepping much until recently, but we've been playing it smart and stocking up on essentials so we won't be impacted too hard by this thankfully.

Nice, i've heard really good things about both the old Hitman games, and the most recent two new ones.

>resource stock up
You're part of the problem.

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>or Fighting game nights with the boys.
Quite literally illegal now and if you make too much noise and a cop comes it's a civil offense from what they implied.

>almost down to last tp roll
>NOT A SINGLE PACK in woolies nearby for TWO WEEKS

jfc people are insane. How much toilet paper can you possibly need?

I haven't seen any doing that but people here are generally very convinced that God will save them from the virus and plan to make no lifestyle changes. And yeah the hobby lobby thing makes me kind of want the world to end

you using ECwolf or dosbox?

You could just buy a bench and a full range of weights at kmart for the price of that subscription.

I played the hell out of Hitman 2 on Xbox when it came out. Probably can still SA the whole thing.

The only ones left were 1L brown's skim, nobody wants that.
I've switched to yoghurt because the panic-buying hivemind just focuses on the product of the day.

that shit was fake as fuck

Not sure what Hobby Lobby is (I presume it’s a US hobby store), but what was the deal with this place?

Been fucking with Dota2 again, not ranked but a new custom game mode called Custom Hero Chaos, fun shit. Also grinding MHW Safi because I need to kill the fucker 10,000 times before I'll have all the weapons I want.

most people haven't encountered a crisis in their lives. they just act like mindless cattle when presented with danger

>you using ECwolf or dosbox?
I tried it with steam's dosbox at first, but ended up using ECwolf when I found out what it was, and enjoyed being able to turn off verticle mouse movement.

It's kinda funny seeing people buy items which are perishable and last a few days instead of longer term things like dried beans for instance.

Peak reddit comment

My computer's not doing so hot and I can't afford the upgrade which wont come because component supply's fucked, so I'm playing read Yas Forums and manga.

I didn't panic buy retard. Couple weeks and some non-perishables WAY before panic buying kicked in. Don't hate the player.
Also got masks, goggles ect ect.
Its your fault for being a normalfag who doesn't watch the news or think more than a pay cheque in advanced.

Owner said they won't close because his wife had a vision from God saying not to close.

>working an essential service so even if shit goes on lockdown I'll still have to go to work and get infected by some disgusting member of the public

Shit sucks, I've got a backlog I'd really like to work on.

It's like $10 a week and they're good people with good equipment, I wouldn't want some plastic kmart shit anyway.

>he trusted major news sources
You're. Part. Of. The. Problem.

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This whole thing has made me wonder, what exactly is the point of an office?

Just shower after a shit. I did it once purely to see how things might get. It was pretty shit. Luckily I have a massive load of chux and I'll use that if worst comes to worst. Chux is reusable to boot.

>tfw im at a job provider for disabled except the person i see is a gook cunt who can barely speak english
i asked for a different person last time i went in, fucking hope i dont have to listen to him again
i just nod my head the entire time pretending to listen

>hoarding products that expire after a few days
fucking really?

Literally no need to be "stocking up" in this day and age with how much food gets produced and major grocers doing delivery if you were somehow required to isolate. You are the problem whether you like it or not.

Tradition from before widespread internet. The buildings were already there and the standards were set.
Maybe now we can abolish centralized workspaces and convert them into accommodation.

True but your comment was peak wagie cope so you both look retarded.

>major news source
Corona was obviously fucked from the begginging mate and chink leaks made it clear just how postal things were going to get - justified or otherwise.
Or do you think the entire thing is some hoax/cover up? Let me know what brand of trad I'm talking to so I can best accommodate you.

>Tfw made an order for 62 rolls from Coles online due to living with my dad who has been immune-suppressed since September 2018
>It actually came a few days ago.
>Pic very related

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>can still creampie Asian hookers during quarantine

mum got these massive TP rolls from the chemist. check yours

Work from home is mostly fine but a at least at my work communication is suffering cause no one can be fucked contacting the people they need to talk to.

Coles have 2 item limits on both eggs and milk. Nvm coronavirus please kill 90% of the population so we can start over, this batch is tainted.

Was it?

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>you are the problem
>in before panic buy
>low amount of stock up
>focused primarily on PPE
I am the problem. Masks just make you sicker lads. Ignore the doctors wearing them.

>go to the shops to buy groceries so you don't die
Heh stupid sheeple cattle needing nutrition

stop shilling your website in every thread

quick rundown Australia, been sitting inside playing Doom all day. What did I miss?

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mario galaxy. 90 stars in. incredible game. endless creativity in level design.. so fun and pleasant.

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>tfw labmonkey at a hospital

help

Don't act like you don't watch 7:30 nightly and hanging off every word that comes out of Leigh Sales' lips you gullible pansy.

Started path of exile with a friend, its bretty gud to kill time

just remember guys, even after all this, chinks will still flourish and our own country and the rest of the world will still be spreading their asscheeks to china

See if you can take advantage of the senior hours in the morning.

>I panic bought before it was cool

You are the problem

Been living in Korea and Japan for the last 6 months. Flying back tomorrow night.
How bad is it? Everyone here in Tokyo is acting normal and there are no food/toilet paper shortages. I know Strayans are fucking retards, but are people really just staying home and going to Woolies and buying all the mince meat and bog roll? How many businesses are closed?
Currently going for the platinum on REmake2 before 3 comes out. Cany wait. And the usual Tekken and CoD for multiplayer malarkey.

>country backwater WA
>work is super paranoid, but needs everyone to keep coming in and working harder instead
>get the regular seasonal flu
>too tired to enjoy anything or keep up with the news
Endless Space for autistic empire construction and GW2 for hack and slash grinding

>tfw there's going to be a global backclash to these fuckwits who are now -as we speak- demanding an apology from the world for being mean to them about the virus
This decade is going to get wild in the best of ways.

>watching t.v
Please don't project your pathetic life onto mine.

We're in "Social Isolation", can't leave the house for non essential stuff

Man, I need to replay mario Galaxy, it was a real fun experience

>ears are hurting
>don't want to waste doctors time with my bullshit
>also don't want to lose my hearing

YOU wont be allowed to leave your room for 2 weeks the minute you step off the plane

Supervision, mainly to keep people focused.
It's surprisingly hard to work from home from what I hear.

>order groceries online
>order cancelled because they didn't have 2/3rds of the shit you wanted in stock

our prime minister just went on tv laying out the current state of things. restrictions are tightening, full ban on international and i think interstate travel except for rare circumstances, more social distancing limits, max 10 people at gatherings like funerals/weddings, essential retail staying open and supermarkets. just general step up on response, health minister described it himself as draconian but required which i agree with. too many retards causing more spread

I played all my ps4 games and am on to switch now

>Everyone here in Tokyo is acting normal and there are no food/toilet paper shortages
>Abe was just two days ago demanding everyone come to the Olympics
Japs are coping.
>how many businesses are closed
Tonnes and it will be most of them before mid April

Eggs last ages and you can freeze milk.

Just call them, they'll do a phone one and determine if it's worth you getting swabbed.

why are drug fucked cunts saying its too hard and having house parties already and its only TUESDAY, they couldnt even last 48 fucking hours

i know this is a Yas Forumsidya thread but fuck me bros im pissed

>no social life for 3 years
>only social interactions are coworkers who i pretend to like
>loneliness was reaching peak just before quarantine
i swear lads when we get through this i'm going to change

That's a meme made by government friend. Stocking up is literally the only way you can keep away from people.

If you didn't you'd be exposing yourself by shopping every other day

youtube.com/watch?v=vousU56PVws

scomo sounds so uninspiring.

yeah, because tiktok is a fucking reliable news source. it's clearly not even the same person.
>ohhhh dey arrr rooky da same!

>banning things he cant even pronounce

yeah you're gonna be forced 14 day quarantine with checkups from gubment people my dude.

>How many businesses are closed
Hard to say given Scomo’s contradictory information as to what qualifies as an essential service, but cafes, bars, restaurants, cinemas, and other major places for indoor gathering for the most part

Enjoy your 14 days of isolated quarantine when you get back.

are coppers on the lookout around town for iso breachers?

I miss revs.

>all those degenerate victorians having house parties
>the vic premiers response
Un-fucking-real

No idea. Either I'm at home or at the shop looking at prototypes and discussing modifications with the builders and engineers. Such is life of the mechanical designer.

EDF5, Ori and the Wisps, dabbling in some flashpoint

The coming months will be interesting. It just kinda makes me wonder how we'll continue to behave as a society until a vaccine or cure is found.

I really don't believe most of these cunts even know what the fuck they're hoarding for. The only real excuse for hoarding in this situation is to stay at home for longer periods and limit potential exposure.

Can't access vydia gaems at the moment. But Post Scriptum/Squad and Total War when I'm able with a dash of Halo on the side.

>live in darwin
>fucking chings everywhere

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Japan was actually the first to start buying up all the toilet roll for some reason, but their government told them to stop because there's plenty and unlike the retarded Aussies and Americans they actually listened and things returned to a fairly normal state.

>but are people really just staying home and going to Woolies and buying all the mince meat and bog roll?
Isolation hasn't really kicked in, they're pushing "social distancing" where you just keep away from people while you're out.

>How many businesses are closed?
Pubs and clubs were the first to go, anywhere large groups could gather, recently cafes and restaurants were next, but they can still do take-out. Schools are still open, but you can keep your kids at home if you can.

Getting close to that midnight Maccas run, mates.
You want some Corona Sauce on your nuggets?

saw a webm last night of a dude sitting on a bench and some old gook bitch started rubbing a tissue she coughed in all over the seat, anyone have it?

Schools are still open though :^)

ALL IS LOST

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Scomo looks like one of those mutts that have some bulldog or pug in them so the face is still squashed.

Normalfags deserve the death they're chasing. You should be pleased at the breakdown of events.

This year will be the rise of the internet fren (but for real). Worry not mate.

Olympics are at the very least going to be delayed whether Abe likes it or not.

it's the least affected city in the country. also pls stop fucking longrassers, it's unsightly, and we can smell it on you

So am I. Will eventually get to the point where if enough people get sick I won’t be able to take my immune-suppressed dad to the hospital for his bi-weekly meetings with the doctors...

Reminder to look at them funny and cross the street as if they were black.

>everyone only buys what they need
>plenty of stock to go around

What a concept.

i am an at risk person, one of them comes near me and im fucking dead
glad i got stocked up on 2 months of medication and priority woolies delivery see yous in 6 months

playing doom eternal btw. hating it.

>This year will be the rise of the internet fren (but for real). Worry not mate.
i hope so. i actually want to meet normies but i'm not on social media and don't really want to be for private reasons

ANIMAL CROSSING

They reduced me to 3 5 hour shifts a week from 5 8 hours.

So Ima work for this tanooki fuck

Yeah they are especially in circumstances like Naturally it's only due to get worse. Look at Italy.

Do Amerifats really...

The only thing on that list that motivated me was the last bit.

I've seen that one but apparently it's 1-2 years old. It's in Canada if that helps you find it.

You had ONE JOB President Madagascar!

You knew what you were getting into. On the other hand you have aboriginals there so the gov will actually make sure to protect you. If the aboriginals get hit hard by this Aus will be internationally condemned

so that parents don't have to take time off to take care of kids or pick them up or whatever i think is the idea. ppl are split on that being a good idea. many people are changing to temporary home schooling regardless

a large part of toilet paper and baby formula etc shortages are from chink scum buying it en masse as a job and shipping it to china. they really are completely immoral and selfish

italians are the sort of people that side with hitler, tho

>there are actually people so fucking mindless they're still worried about the virus
>not the fucking largest depression in history on our doorstep that our incompetent business-dicksucking government won't do anything about
If the Libs of all people handing out money like fucking Rudd doesn't scare you then you're horrifically blind.

And it's only JUST starting. Winter is coming and there's no vaccine until next year.

Pop maths quiz for you, if a lily-pad takes 50 days to go from nothing to covering an entire pond, and it doubles in size every day, on what day will it cover half the pond? Try and work it out first. Answer below.

The 49th day. Exponential growth is so deceptive.

I feel it my nigger. I swore of take out a fortnight ago just before cases hit my area. You're a retard if you go there and live in a city.

Schools are harder to close because where would all the kids go if their parents are still working? Can't send the younger ones to daycare, that's just as bad as being at school. All the highschool kids would end up wandering the streets the minute their parents are out the door, already seeing an increase of them loitering around the shops and in the city.

>stop fucking longrassers, it's unsightly, and we can smell it on you
fuck does this mean

Pokemon Shield
Finally managed to get my first shiny pokemon (Impidimp) and all it took was a pandemic to happen to unstuck my shitty luck

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Since when do you think the government cares about international condemnation? Do you really think nobody noticed the offshore concentration camps?
For that matter, most of the Abos sit in slums with lead in their drinking water regardless, and none of the rest of the world cares. It's literally only inner city australian twats that notices anything to do with them.

People get distracted easily at home. People do way more work at the office

Nice knowing you all anons.

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i wouldn't worry yet, health setvices are no1 priority right now, all the nurses at my mum's work are being trained up to work in the hospitals as extra staff, they're getting as ready as they can be for the wave. you'll be able to get in to see doctors, it's just gonna be a corona chamber

they've had limits on baby powder for years. it's only facebook bogans who are falling for this because they're mostly illiterate and never saw the signs posted on every supermarket checkout

Abbo homeless.

anyone else hate chinks with a burning passion? when did the anti chink-pill first hit you? for me it was when i went to sydney and didn't see a white person for 15 minutes while walking. i wasn't even in chinatown

Are you enjoying it?
I can't say I really did, it was a really disappointing entry to me, but even still it's still "more pokemon" even when mediocre, so it's not truly un-enjoyable.
I just really with the series was more than what it is now.

Fuck social media. Play some console shit and you'll find them all playing cod or someshit. Obviously get into normalfag shit like d*scord or r*ddit if you wanna go the extra mile.
People have literally nothing to do if they didn't plan ahead and move in with people they were happy to get stuck with.

Wtf i love italians now

They closed the airports but it still got in.

bro you would risk it?

Been playing Anarchy Reigns and it's pretty cool but just missing something

Eat shit mate, start pumping money into the ASX 200 in two months and send me a thank you in 5 years. This a great time to take advantage of boomer paranoia

I think that because they're closing of roads to communities and shit you fucking mong. They're getting preferential treatment in this because yes, they very much fear being accused of genocide by proxy.

>Schools are harder to close
And yet basically every other country has already done it.

Really? Is that an essential service?

bro you can smell those fucks from 10 meters distance anyone who fucks an abo is worse than an abo deadass

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Kids aren't wise but they're also not as stupid as entitled adults.

Anyone here have the Coronaids? What's it like?
What does the "pre sickness" phase feel like?
I think I am getting sick, have that feeling, but it's a bit different than normal. Chest feels a little tight some times.

First things first mate and the two events are part of the same phenomena. I hope you bought gold to mitigate banks fucking you out of your savings.

Creampieing an Asian hooker during a pandemic from China is the highest risk highest reward

Fuck China and everything about them. their draconian measures didn't help at all and were borderline barbaric. When they did get it under control they lied about how how many people showed no symptoms by not counting them as infected to lower the number and make Italy look bad. Now they have the ass to blame Americ for it despite America not living in it's own filth.

Next pandemic I hope only affects Asian people and just let every American tourist spit on the first Chinese person they see.

there are companies that hire chinks to spend all day going around to different shops buying as much as they can. tat's part of what scomo was talking about stopping the cunts at the border trying to get out supplies to sell

I think I might have it lads. My throat feels a little weird and my head is a bit headie. How do I know for sure? Going to get tested will probably just end with me getting it from the sick fucks around me.

What did she say?

Apparently your sense of taste and smell get duller.

I know, user. I was explaining it to them.

it's not like you're kissing them or anything

The world post recession will be glorious user. If we make it things will be alllllllll-right.

Schools in other countries are already close to graduations and holiday/end of term periods when they'd be closing anyway and parents are more likely to have planned to be on leave from work to look after them, ours are still a couple of weeks away.

>two months
>my mum and I are getting an inheritance payment in about a month
It's a sign. If only I were the type to gamble.

oh well, not being able to breastfeed is gods way of telling you that you shouldn't be reproducing anyway

I live in a very 'traditional' part of the country. If you had to meet them to hate them then you don't pay any attention to politics or economics

>there are actually people so fucking mindless they're still worried about the virus
>not the fucking largest depression in history on our doorstep that our incompetent business-dicksucking government won't do anything about
I can't do shit about either of them.
What do you want cunt?
I almost want to get fired because dole is looking pretty good right now.

Lads my dad started coughing today..

At what point should i delete my porn?

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>muh scary numbers
Come on, nigger. If nothing else, that really doesn't apply to infections. While they grow exponentially, their growth also slows at an inverse-exponential rate, as the number of people to infect goes down. The theoretical point of 50% infection would be much closer to the centre.

But beyond that, Italy's already got a decline in new cases, on about the same timescale as China did. The virus is far from ending society.

Kind of hard not to worry given circumstances. Doing calls with the doctors over the phone is fine and dandy, but given his health changes very sporadically and the dosages to his quite frankly obscene amount of drugs correspondingly changes as well it means he’s always more or less in a precarious condition.

He caught the flu a year and a half ago and spent nearly six months in and out of rehab and ICU which has permanently put him into a wheelchair. He catches the virus and he’s fucked.

I bought 4 bottles of almond milk. It tastes almost the same as normal milk, has the same calcium percentage, and the shelf life is til 2021. I've had the stuff sitting in my fridge for like a month before and it doesn't ever go off. Next day I went in, the whole aisle was empty.

Difficulty breathing and chest pains, fever, and your senses are heavily dulled. If you think you're sick, stay the fuck home unless you are literally about to start gasping for air, if you are, CALL a doctor, don't go to one, CALL one.

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I don't see the connection.

What mecha anime should I watch during quarantine?

>in two months
No fucking chance. That's when our curve starts to go into residuals but other countries will be peaking and those that aren't will already be in recession. This will be a two year event - one particularly fucked year and one recovery (and years more again of linger issues)

i went into the doctors today and fuck me man it was a mistake so many fucking old people thinking they are dying, was probably good that i did go in because ive got really bad tonsillitis

Nah, I'm going to work tomorrow.

Dad might have to work from home and user has the only computer?

Escaflowne.

>she

That's a bit half arsed. I didn't sign shit, my Mygov simply tells me I don't have to search this month, so I won't.

best of luck, thank god you don't like in some third world shithole. make sure he obeys the quarantine seriously

It's weird, some people don't feel it at all. Some get a mild flu and get winded. One Olympic dude said it was the worst thing he'd ever experienced but there's no reason at all while he would feel this way. It just seems to be a Russian roulette of death.

LOL Are they seriously telling cunts to keep looking for a job?

STAY.
THE.
FUCK.
HOME.
FAGGOT.

What this user has said.

CALL your GP if you think you have it and DO NOT GO until they’ve given you the respective instructions.

Gargantia

Even if you're fairly young and healthy it wildly varies, some people have had barely any symptoms or symptoms so mild they figure they've just got a cold or at the worst a flu. Then you've got the people getting hospitalized needing ventilators to breathe and whatnot they get hit by it so hard. Majority of deaths are still the elderly or people with existing conditions so you don't have that to worry about.

dragon quest xi on the switch
and waiting for Final Fantasy VII on ps4

If I cark it I don't want people finding my copious amounts of porn on my HDD

How do I get laid during lockdown? Don't wanna die a virgin.

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I saw it and it was cute

I'm an apprentice carpenter, am I supposed to still be working. Isn't the only way to beat this virus to have an actual full-on lockdown like china? Seems to me scomo's just playing with his dick here

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Yeh, specifically the jobs that the gov is offering. Either you work for the gov if they want you or you get nothing.
*snort* sound good?

i have quite a bit of money in the bank. if shit goes down with the banks can they take all my money?

Anyone lose their job?

>go to locanto for your city
>look at escorts

same here lad but i guess hookers are our only options unless normies go fuck crazy because of the isolation

Go to an asian neighborhood with a sign that says free white cock

buy monero

i mean thats up to your boss to decide, id honestly say keep working till they dont want you to or you feel sick

I would spit in their faces.
Not yet. Bail-in law says deposits over $250000, but it will change no doubt

I have spend like 100h already on it but yeah I know what you mean I just wish the game had been delayed too so the game could have been better but ever since X/Y, business always take priority with GF now...

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You too user.

He isn’t going anywhere in his wheelchair, but when we do go to the hospitals (even before this shit started) we had full-face masks with oxygen canisters, so it’ll just be a matter of covering ourselves up completely

Rust.

It sucks.

It varies but it's very unlikely to happen. Look up your area's laws regarding your rights if the bank goes tits-up but it's generally "You're covered up to XXXXXX dollars"

Can't believe people are actually trying to protect the abbos from this, this is our fucking chance to smallpox the bastards and shake some of the parasites loose. I'd raid a Chinese hospital for some blankets to donate to the fucks if I could.

old people love going to the docs, because thats literally their social inteaction for a lot of them

t. ex-clinic admin

you fall under unessential sorry lad

t. doesn't know the numbers
Ventilation is normal as fuck. Check the chink numbers
1 - Mild = harsh pnumonia
2 - Severe = Ventilation
3 - Critical = Ecmo (most countries have basically fucking no ecmos you're dead if you hit this point)
Now look up the probability of each and realise that china ONLY counted Corona if it was severe pneumonia.

Great plan assuming you still have a job and can spend serious money on that. It's obviously the best time to invest, but that doesn't mean investing is going to be possible when we hit 25% unemployment by that point.
This was coming without the virus, it merely set off the spark.
>two year event
Not a chance. It's not going to just end and get better. Many, many industries were right on the cusp of far heavier automation as is. You really think businesses will come out the other side of this thinking "oh we should hire more people again"? No, they're going to invest in more self-serve checkouts, in more simple touch-pads to order food in restaurants, in heuristics driven AI to make decisions rather than hiring people. This is the trigger point for the "second industrial revolution" that people have been warning about for a while.

i didnt lose mine but im gonna have a lot less work now all im gonna be able to do is IT work from home

Big O
Votoms
Dai guard (not as good as the other two but it's comfy)

But Asians are white?

"We want to retain our culture."
>Plague
"Help!"
"You wanted your independence, we gave you it. Pound sand."

Investing in the S/P 200 is literally the opposite to gambling; do the tiniest bit of research and you'll see that in the long-term, and we're talking years here, (barring thermonuclear war and the death of mankind) you'll always benefit.

Retards (see this thread) and boomers (despite being most at risk) are urging people to THINK OF THE ECONOMY and would happily see wagies die for their bottom line. It's horrifying that scomo of all people has gone this far. Shits fucked bruh. Be glad we're not in Canada or France.

Under Australian law the banks, of directed by the federal government, can requisition funds in your accounts if the total exceeds AU$250,000.

So everyone here should be fine.

Locanto like said.
Skokka is also fine, but a little sketchier.
You can google local brothels (since they're legal in most states)
And, lastly, there's always things like WhatsApp or looking through the newspaper classifieds.

I was telling you how a virus can go from seeming small to being everywhere in a town in one day.

Ah, that's disappointing to hear, but definitely understandable.
I could easily tolerate something like that if it was to spend time with someone i cared about.

>Are people just being retarded and infecting eachother
This is Australia, so yeah. She'll be apples and all that. That ridiculous positivity is the worst part of our culture and it's gonna fuck millions. Remember, the small numbers you see on the news are because most people are not eligible for testing. Tens of thousands have it by now.

100% they can default. More over it's likely that there'll be a massive recession that will devalue all of it significantly. Buy bullion.

>unless normies go fuck crazy because of the isolation
You're in luck. I hope you're in melbourne

I can't understand infections. Yes something can't grow infinitely if there's finite number of people to infect but what "stops" a virus from infecting everyone until everyone is sick? This thing has only taken a fraction of Italy's population, theoretically shouldn't it just never stop because the incubation period cases far outweigh the critically ill?

my local is flooded with bots, luckily they're easy enough to pick out. funny the chinese girls are cleaner than the local birds posting on there.
almost never get any trannies here though

You don't think the decline in cases has anything to do the county being locked down?

>Buy bullion.
too late cunt. Sold out. Bullion stores are only selling IOUs now. Fuck that.

gundam SEED
both seasons

more like
>"We want to retain our culture."
>gib me dat fo free
also the abos get free plane trips from darwin to their shithole communities and the planes smell like fucking shit when they're onboard

my whole family has. amazing how a couple of bat eating chinks can ruin my whole family

*defaults as an entity*
*devalues from inflation*
You're guaranteed nothing. If you take your cashout to avoid the bank being retarded then you risk your cash being devalued by the government being retarded.
Buy precious metals.

>25%
8.5-9.5% at most (which is still dogshit)

This isn't a 'Greece austerity measures compounded by a shitty economy' scenario, Australia was in a strong position to begin with.

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What is loconto? The Craigslist of Australia?

You literally are essential. To quote scomo verbatim "all workers are essential workers [muh economy]"
Get back in the cagie until we tell you to get out.

It obviously does, but the country also IS locked down. Lockdowns are inevitable in most western countries, but the virus will ultimately come and go.

>this is the power of white society
ruving ebery raff

this. my grandmother talks about her doctor whenever i visit too

pretty much, but its more semi-legal hooking than crazy gays

might be losing mine in the next few weeks but not sure yet. I'm fucked if I am since I'm a pom lite and can't get any financial support

Automation has been coming from awhile and is unrelated. However the same issue is present. If there are too many unemployed without gibs there will be riots. You can't introduce automation to a state industry without a slow and gradual conditioning of the population to accept the new state of things.

>but the country also IS locked down.
Literally everythiing is still open but cafes, clubs and other meeting places. Shops are still open.

Were, they closed some more today. It's pathetic how they do things here.

thanks kojima

Never used craigslist so I don't have a comparison but I've never heard of someone mentioning either site for anything BUT paying for sex, so I dunno?

Well I'm not a boomer and I own property. There's no way I can pay my bills without working so I'm gonna continue working til the banks freeze my mortgage repayments

>Have to deliver products to a place called Kingdom Hall in a town called Greenock
>See that it's a Jehovah's Witnesses outfit
>Hock up some loogies and bring washing-up liquid (dish soap for you Americans) and liquid ass I bought from a paki shop in Glasgow because mace is illegal here in Britain.
>Spit on my hands, spit on the product, give their door handles the handjob of a lifetime after scratching my ass and balls
>Ask to use their bathroom, take a shit, fill bowl with washing-up liquid, splatter liquid ass over the walls and ceiling
>Didn't wash my hands
>Regret not bringing powdered cement to dump into the pipes
>Walk out with a smile and a handshake
I'm so fucking fired.

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>Work for the Federal Government
>literally impossible to get fired
Like being on the dole, but pays better. Work from home (doing essentially fuck all) with nobody checking up on you.

Looking forward to full-fledged Corona-chan over the next couple months

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But I have been in quarantine for three years.

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can't even buy pepper spray in this nanny state country (except WA i think). if the coons come a knocking you're just meant to let them take your shit. so jealous of the burgers

how in the fug are you meant to work for the dole to get ez jobseeker bucks when all but shelf stocking jobs will be avaible

is JB gonna make it another two weeks, or should i cancel my click & collect and organise a delivery from someone?

where are we from boys? im in nsw

Even the fucking LNP is predicting a minimum of 15%, my dude. And any sane person knows by now how conservative they tend to be when it comes to people losing their jobs.
>Australia was in a strong position to begin with.
No, we really weren't. Stock prices were strong but our economy has had many crucial cracks showing. Nobody being able to buy a fucking house just isn't a sustainable economy. Unemployment is on the rise, and our actual export market has been getting weaker.

now THATS something i havent thought of. I wonder what the gobernment is gonna do to protect our precious aborginedoos?

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It doesn't kill that hard, but it sure does put people in hospitals. Something like this hasn't been around since spanish flu, which was over 100 years ago. So our hospitals aren't prepared for that many people. If a lot of people are infected at once, hospitals will have to start conducting triage (literally deciding who lives and dies).

It takes 2 weeks from initial infection for the virus to start giving people symptoms. It's like it came straight out of the Pandemic game. Anyway, this long incubation period, during which a person IS infectious, allows corona cases to explode rapidly out of nowhere. That's why we have to self isolate for 2 weeks. The only way to slow the virus is to shut down a whole country and close the borders.

>warning people in my office for months
>the one other person with a decent triple digit IQ starts to get more and more concerned
>one retarded pom tells me I'm an alarmist retard
>entire business folds
>"I-I just can't believe this is happening"
Don't call it a grave this is the future you chose.

Italy, I meant.
That will happen hear, eventually.

western suburbs nsw

what do you do?

>how a couple of bat eating
Imagine thinking this

errata: it CAN take two weeks to show symptoms.
It doesn't NEED two weeks to do so, however. Some people fall ill very fast.

WHO THE FUCK EATS BATS

Melbourne western suburbs

they aren't expecting people to be looking for jobs in the next couple months. i'm waiting a week or 2 for the people who just lost their jobs to get their centrelink shit sorted then i'll be going in to get some neetbux for a few months. may as well, they're giving the shit away and for once i have an excuse to not have a job

New leaf and pocket camp, I haven’t been excited for any game in a long while though

>being a debt slave
Best of luck lad.

Just keep a metal baseball bat around. Crack one and the rest scatter like roaches. Happens every time, they are cowards

damn boys i dont live in the city i live on the coast, must be full on where you guys are

>and is unrelated
It is extremely intrinsically related to a huge economic depression.
>there will be riots
I agree, there inevitably will be.
>you can't introduce automation to a state industry
The state doesn't employ people, mate. Private industry does, and they'll do whatever looks the best for them individually.

I got it pre ordered from amazon for $75 delivered, JB should still be able to deliver I reckon

adelaide. you fuckers always shit on us and say you don't wanna come here. well who's laughing now, we were already in quarantine

Bunbury, WA.
2 hours south of Perth and there's literally nothing to do. At least it's better than Ballarat

business analyst, designing online transactions (I try and be efficient, I swear, most of the horseshit language and functionality is caused by Legal covering their ass

*laughs in APS6*

should i just try and call cenno instead of going and waiting in line like the rest of these fobs

I heard some minor thing about restricting travel to their regional communities, but not much else so far. Funny enough I've actually seen quite a few with masks lately.

Horse shit. They are falling ill because of something that happened 2 weeks ago. They just don't remember it and think it was because of some coughing lady they walked past yesterday.

Better be having a fucken giggle m8.

Cunce are getting bashed over toilet paper, the centrelink line is 3km long etc. etc. :(

>they aren't expecting people to be looking for jobs in the next couple months
They literally are because they will have a steady flow of "essentially" wagie jobs coming from the state.

My only reference of it too

Heretic.
It's, y'know, it's fine.

The first episode was excellent, but then it tries to be Doom and it's not super great at that. Before that I was trying to play the map pack expansions to Wolf3D's Spear of Destiny, but they're some real amateur hour shit.

Before that, a fair bit of Ion Fury. It suffers a lot from just solely taking place in a generic cyberpunk city. Duke Nukem took you to the moon, BLOOD took you everywhere from churches to malls, Ion Fury is taking me to a lot of indistinguishable urban landscapes. Very intricate, well-paced indistinguishable urban landscapes, but boring ones. It needed more than the one theme.
But I just hit Zone 4 and it's starting on a train, so that's something.

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Bunbury is the meth capital of the world, so I guess that explains it.

North Sydney lmao

why didn't we ban international flights 2 months ago to prevent this shit? we saw what it was doing to china and did nothing. fucking dumb government

"The “incubation period” means the time between catching the virus and beginning to have symptoms of the disease. Most estimates of the incubation period for COVID-19 range from 1-14 days, most commonly around five days. These estimates will be updated as more data become available."
hurfdurr
probably gonna go
>WHO
next, right?

JB stock is up. All electrical is. You need to be more worried about Scomo closing them out.

i think that's the plan is they're making or have made changes to allow ppl to sign up without going in to the centres, not 100% sure but that's what one of the milfs on the news said i think

Melbourne, inner east (quinoa belt)

Thank fuck us cobbers have our containment threads... Jesus christ we are bad.

Make sure your phone is charged, and you're plugged into a charger, and you have several days of supplies to tide you over in the phone queue.
Shit's shit at the best of times, now that everything's going to shit, shit's shittier than you can possibly imagine.

State has massive influence in the private sector and visa versa you smooth brained spastic

You know what really pisses me off? People crying about racism when China was finally blocked. How stupid can you be?

Lockdowns are more preemptive though. As sad as it is if Italy just peaks now then that shows us exactly what a worst case scenario is. Bad because all the dead people, good because it could have been much worse it was a the second major place hit after wuhan and Italy honestly did not fucking try.

I mean if Rome quarantined this early then the number shouldn't really be going up right? It's been way more than 14 days.

You really think Scomo is going to put his foot down and stop corporations raping the public?

>People
You mean CCP shills and people who invest in plague empire companies.

They literally said don't fucking wait in line. It's like you people don't listen to ABC news in the car. Online and phone have methods to get your foot in the line for cash and they'll get to you when you're read acknowledging when you first applied and factoring that into the wait.

Melbourne

This shits fucked, we recently just hired a bunch of full-timers at work to cope with high demand a couple weeks ago, now there's rumours circulating about people in other departments being asked to cut back on hours. With one person citing the boss saying "if we have to close, we won't be able to reopen afterwards".
Shit seems like it's gonna hit the fan pretty soon, just a question of how bad it will be.

No plans for if things go too badly, recently I've been playing Vampyre on and off and getting back into fighting games, currently seeing what kinda stuff I can do in BBTAG with Elizabeth + Aegis/Kanji/Hilda. Kanji's a surprising amount of fun despite being pretty slow, but jumping on people from across the screen and hitting them with chairs will never get old.

hell i am racist myselt but agree that china needs to be kept out

The WHO says it has a 3% mortality rate when it's more like 1%.

So,

>WHO

Muh fucking economy
Just a flu bro
Boomers thinking they can't die
Population control

Enjoy your sniffles bruh - hopefully you're in the invisible chink numbers. More likely you'll have hard pneumonia.

So in other words... Cunt's fucked?

>don't wait in line
>can't call
>no clear information from cenno
>site down

>"if we have to close, we won't be able to reopen afterwards".
brainlet here, why is this the case for businesses? why can't they just freeze everything for 2 months or however long, and then resume? is it just rent costs for office buildings or whatever? fucking jew landlords should just chill out for a minute if that's the case.

my boss is stuck overseas basically and im the only one here that works for the business i have no fucking clue whats going on

FF9 for the first time, its pretty good

There are ways to fuck with the cue but like, why help normalfags.

100% Libs need reelecting just like everyone else. Further national order is just as important. Riots won't be pussified empty events unless it's extremely gradual. Any overt and immediate change would be inviting a coup.

can't we just obliterate china at this stage? they keep creating these diseases every 5 years or so and its getting old

Site isn't down. Gov said it isn't and I got in and out in 5 minutes. That's journo spin, cunt.

>is it just rent costs for office buildings or whatever
Not him but yes. Social isolation means you don't work and lose money, but for property owners, the money keeps flowing.

Half tempted.

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Lads, should I defer uni till next semester? Its my last year and I'm taking two piss easy classes, but it's made a little bit harder my moving online

>why didn't we ban international flights 2 months ago to prevent this shit?
because chinese money > Your life
because they want it to spread so they can blame great depression 2.0 on a virus
because our government is extremely incompetent

>journo spin
It just came back then you retard
It was down all day because the government didn't have capacity

Anyone think they have it? Got a slight wheeze Be slight sore throat but I'm 25. Can't tell if asymptomatic or not infected.

We need to elect the libdems and get pocket knives legalised.

same reason they don't wanna call it anything-related-to-China virus, because China will throw a shitfit and won't ever fucking stop until it's not named that

How long do you think they're going to retain people? How fertile do you think the market is gonna be when the virus fucks off and some massive chunk of the entire population hasn't been working? More importantly they all have their debts unfreezed with no way to pay them?
Shit is VERY fucked.

yeah why not, online study is fucking shit

The US government is a group project that spends all its time fighting over a box of crayons.

So many people were trying to use the mygov site they basically ddosed it lmao

Go to sleep anons

>It just came back then you retard
I did all my shit yesterday after they had the interviews about it being DDOS'd you little faggot.

>11:21pm during quarantine
Nope
>seething because of facts
Are you actually scomo

Rumor is that a globally coordinated nuclear bombardment of all chinese cities larger than 1 million will begin next month.

Nah there was over the proper connection amount AND a DDOS
People DDOS the gov regularly.

ringwood cuck here, hoping eastland doesnt shutdown so i can get ff7re physical and not deal with PSNs 20$ more bullshit

I hope it continues so that we break trade agreements with them.
This travesty seems like the perfect opportunity to reignite industries that were outsourced to China, especially since a lot of people will be desperate for jobs.

If nobody has nuked the sandniggers to glass by now for all their shenanigans they're not going to nuke China

>facts
>tell you a thing that happened
>um I read some news that said it didn't fuck you
Killyourself. There's a lot better shit to sling at scomo than literally disinfo. The media didn't even understand the difference between server capacity and a fucking crash

i miss my gym so much bros.

why can't chinks behave like normal humans and stop eating snakes?

REV UP THOSE STEEL MILLS

They kept saying chances of contact infection was low as hell even in restuarnts but some wench in south Korea infected 40 PEOPLE.

I swear they'll just declare it was airborne this entire time.

t. scomo

don't get my hopes up

Throw a few on india while you're at it

literally NOTHING will stop the chink empire sadly. look at how people are coping for them already

>mfw this is an elaborate marketing campaign for Bloodborne 2

bros id be so fucking happy

I'd be on a lot better fucking gibs if I were scomo

>choosing india over america and the mid east
Bad call.

Hey Scott!

What sucks is how we used to grow food or meat and sell it to china, providing our country with money. Then china bought all the farms and these farms sell the food to china without any money staying in Australia.

But then who'll drive the ubers?

based if true

True, indians are pretty harmless in the long run desu

My jobseeker profile literally got rid of my application quota today

Wagies. I hope you've made your job applications user ,':^)

and they provide comedy gold when they hit on women

>underestimating the world super power of 2020

>monster hunter iceborne
>tabletop simulator

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the arabs obviously

Good luck applying from home if you dont have a CRN

They seem harmless because they think they'll lose their job if anyone complains. As soon as they hit manager or any position of power they become arrogant assholes. Just look at the shithead who hosts The Project.

You must be in the country then. Scomo straight up said he expected people to keep fucking looking. I'm regional and I got told I had to look today.

I like to end my nights out with a bang but not literally

uber is shit allegedly

>Done basically 2 hours worth of work since I started working from home last week.
Living the neet life while getting paid a fuckload more is pretty sweet.

Now you guys have made me paranoid and check my profile.
I don't have any requirements for this upcoming month.

Nope im a cityfag. As of today jobseeker displays no job quota for me, same as when the bushfires were at their worst.

Maybe this is how they saw their rise to superpower.

going outside

i think im gonna make it, lads

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Based taste

my company going to announce fuckhuge redundancies tomorrow lmao im fucked

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He has a billion games. There's no taste.

>mfw no escorts until this virus faggotry ends
I NEED MY FUKKEN ROOT M8
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS

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>owns ninebreaker
>doesn't own LR
What the fuck user

based

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I can't believe something i was shitposting about on Yas Forums and spreading fake panic actually became a fucking happening that my government is now taking seriously.
Well at least i can laugh at nothingburger fags until im coughing blood

>my brother did a lot of work at his job to show he's worth keeping an eye on(and got away with a few things because of it)
>is not part of the 50% on leave because he's such a good worker
lmao I feel bad for him
and 4 u
sorry user hope you make it

oh shit, i had a phone interview this morning where they reduced it, but now it's changes since then. fkn nice. i was just mass applying to all the mystery shopper/beauty therapist/abo's only postings to hit the quota anyway

Has anyones job agency checked their jobs they fill out?

i'm annoyed that i doubted styx, fucker is always right about everything. even seeing all the corona shit on Yas Forums my boomer mum still started buying shit before i took it seriously. the one time a real happening comes and i miss out on the i told you so

At least you still have a job man, unemployment rate is skyrocketing.

>be in healthcare
>work isn't affected but corona-chan is just around the corner ready to violate my boipussi
g-gotta washy washy hands haha

Very informative thread, don't know why I never thought to look it up but apparently there are 3 Asian brothels right near me. Might have to hit one up when this blows over.

y-you too

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>That spoiler
Fucking based dodgy cunt

is the quarantine almost over? I can't wait to return to my wage cage

hookers openly advertise in the newspapers, user

there's one near me called 'miso honey'

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What the fuck user, mine only cost $60 and I got it last year

give me an example of an abo's only job posting lmao

Something something racist something something

any aboriginal consultant, any job working with aborigines. they literally screech and refuse to talk to any non abo's about anything. they like to keep to their own

I already had a vive 1 since its release, this came out of the blue.
Played around 4 hours straight my back is killing me because I was already standing almost all day at work.
It is not bad, first game that feels like a proper game in VR with the exception of flight sims.

when i was buying stuff up, i tried not to pay more than $40 for anything, unless it was a real must-have. i do have the psp version on standby

They are literally just normal entry level jobs that have [indigenous or torres strait islander only] next to it so they can meet their “diversity quota”.

You ever go to the croydo hotel, bro?

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aboriginal regional councils/LGA are closing their own roads, not the state or other governments

Playing the entire doom franchise while I wait for my corona bucks. Then I'm going to build a new PC and play doom eternal at 1440p 144fps

Well this thread has scared the shit outta me and I'm still employed full time with a decent chunk of cash in the bank. Seems we're all pretty fucked

will the gubmint believe you if you say you are 1/54234582395 abo even if you're a white piggu?

We would have been so much better off to just let the boomers die. This “cure” is about the same as giving chemo to a kid with chicken pox

>Abo only
>Requires a police check

Well then

that's interesting cos I often imagine tokyo becoming a huge burnt field at the end of the war and the best part about it is I can't really blame anyone since I'm jap

If you cant prove ancestry you have to be vouched for by a registered abo

I'm not australian but I heard this song the other day in a gondola video and it's really nice. I guess you're not all bastards.

youtube.com/watch?v=IOBd0PwQouE

yeah just go to a westfield on pension day and look at the whiteys with abo flag shirts

it's racist for them to question it

>the Blitz (Possibly the worst atrocity committed against Britain in recent history)

I've never heard of that.

>FF XIV because one character can do everything
zoomer tranny opinions don't matter.
game is trash, so are you.

do you still have to go to centrelink to get newstart? i don't wanna wait in line for like 5 hours

>zoomer tranny
Can you rewrite your post without buzzwords

i did a tafe course about counseling and it had a required aboriginal class every friday for a term. they taught provable lies and the teacher looked 100% white despite claiming to be an abo. she actually said that it's muh racism to dispute people being abo even if they look completely white and are like 1/500 abo. she even said that aboriginals should be exclusively counseling aboriginals which was basically saying it was pointless for whites to be taking the class despite it being required

>provable lies
>tafe education

Playing divinity 2 for the first time. just hit level 8 and got on my boat. It's been pretty comfy but I'm starting to question the viability of my builds

don't think so. can set it up online or over the phone atm, they said they don't want the centres being packed

You can do it on the phone now.
Except that no one can get through on the phone.

I believe the technical steps are: Get a CRN, get a mygov account, log onto mygov and link centrelink to your account using your CRN, get into the centrelink part and make a claim.
And at every step there's issues. Because of course there are, can't make it too easy for those "damn dole bludgers" to get "xbox and beer money".

hes also harmless.. everyone hates him and he has no self awareness. ipso facto; no power

fkn bundy, so it's not like i was going outside anyway.
AoE2 should get me through until C&C gets released

speaking of white abos. My old principal in HS was married to an abbo (and she looked like the stereotypical ones you see on TV ads), but their son basically inherited all of his dad's genes and looked like a tanned white guy. He came in and gave a presentation similar to what you've posted because he "faced discrimination" from abo groups and communities due to not looking like one. He played on an abo footie team and from a pic I remember being shown, he really was the odd one out.

Whoops. Left my name on from an AC thread.

actual abos are mostly just a mild nuisance. it's the white abos that cry and whine about racials and muh land and stolen generation shit.

Abos call them coconuts. That is, black on the outside, white on the inside.

why is centerlink so busy all of a sudden?
why don't these people try getting a job

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My used copy cost $20 for 2 (also got armored core 2) at cash converters.

When does the increase in cenno start?

we orange board now, post abo tits

Boo mod. It was mostly Yas Forums.

april 27, i think.

>thread about games with occasional current events
Not Yas Forums
>thread blatantly about trans people abd Yas Forumsshit
Yas Forums

Booooooooooo. Bad janny

Mordhau & Minecraft

Lmao it's like just try harder you retards

cleanup has been all over the place the last few weeks, more so than usual

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jesus how can jannies be so shit? do they have the wuflu?

a bomb?!

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Modern Warfare. Its alright.

shits fucked
hope you guys don't need the hospital for any reason for the next 3+ months