How're you guys coping with lockdown?

The same reason men get tattoos, attention and signaling to other trash cans.

special wii nunchuck

sure you are. just like the "girl" in op

>girl (male)

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Pics with it in

Why do women think its ok to post their sex toys? Dont they feel kind of whorey?

Pics of mother?

a vibrator

women don't think any of their actions are wrong.

I don't believe it.

wrong

Don't you know when girls solely talk about sex it shows how empowered they are and proves they aren't a sex object

Imagine a guy tweeting that with a pic of his fleshlight.

If I buy a Magic Wand and use it on my balls do you think it'll give me a better orgasm or is it a waste of time?

That's an ass tingler that comes with the switch because everyone who buy a switch are faggots

everyone would call him a giant fag enabler.
Why dont people say the same when its about women?

imagine the smell

Women still believe they're being edgy by publicly discussing their sex life in 2020.

is this the /incel general/?

I unironically hate women.

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Well you are posting in it.

good.

if you shove the rotating part up your ass to massage your prostate you'll explode so hard your cum will punch a hole in the wall trust me.

Dilating dildo, dude keep hiting his frankenvagina for 3 hours a day.

based

No one cares about men especially ugly beta males. Like how no one cares about ugly women

If just chads were posting about fleshlights it would be hot and acceptable

Hello, based department?

I'm still working. Literally nothing has changed for me in the last 2 weeks. I haven't noticed one single change as I never leave my house besides going to work anyways.I think that there is no lock down and this is just a huge troll campaign at this point.

that shit looks like a dildo

I need to get a vibrator. I guess Corona-chan might make that difficult, though.

Some dumb gimmick shit for retards, by the looks of it.

You can not be a chad and also hump a fleshlight.

That sounds dangerous, I don't want to break any bones so you can keep your creepy fetish shit to yourself.

I'm a ruralfag, so I go mountain biking and digging out hills for jumps

definitely not

Just order one from amazon like everyone else faggot.

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based

Yeah but if you posted a pic about it online you would be a creep. A chad would get women all over him for it

>in a helpdesk
>we're overstaffed, there's too many of us and too few queries
>"working" from home
>shitpost on Yas Forums and watch youtube all day
>cunts underpay me compared to everyone else anyway so don't feel bad
Shit's great.

some shitty motion controller thing from the looks of it

>girl (male)

Imagine pretending women are respectable creatures...

>Why do women think its ok to post their sex toys? Dont they feel kind of whorey?

Its socially acceptable. Pretty sure if I posted my fleshlight and my PS4, family and friends would disown me.

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I don't play my games with no
DIL
DOE

I'm fucking pissed because I won't get my collector's edition. Stupid fucking paranoid unhealthy retards ruining my fucking life.

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why are women so socially inept
>DUDE IM LIKE GONNA MASTURBATE LOL HERES A PIC OF MY SEX TOY

The new Stadia controller

You are either insane or retarded. Do you really believe nothing exists outside of your own tiny reality?

ITT: Bitter virgin incels

Aren't they delaying nonessential items?

a magic wand vibrator.

I think it's a joke. Like it's supposed to be funny? Cause the wand and the consoles have a similar colour scheme? Like the post is meant to be humorous or some shit?

>lockdown
lol

Imagine not having an absolute minimum of 200 acres of land to enjoy without other nasty human beings.

Only shit sold and shipped from Amazon ya retard
Find a seller that doesn't ship from Amazon directly
Stupid dumbass fuck
Your prime is pretty much useless right now though

Nah, I dont think so. Women think talking about sex makes them more independent or something but they always just end up soundsing socially awkward.

I work in an "essential" sector so I'm not locked down

>coping
you have an unlimited form of entertainment from whatever device you're looking at this from, i don't know how some people get crazy over this
I've seen people hang out at cafes just to browse facebook alone, just do the fucking same thing at home

Not fine. I’d be good if they didn’t do remote learning.

No but I can't prove that reality exists outside my bubble so why worry about it? All I'm saying is that all my coworkers are still working, my place of employment is still 100% operational and the only thing that is happening is that people are being encouraged to wash their hands.

Based and ruralpilled.
Wish the internet was better out here, though. But that's Burgerland for you.

kek

Got a new job just before the quarentine started and now i work from home. I hope I get the next week too.

I've been mostly playing doom 2016, dokkan battle and trying to 100% the first crash bandicoot. I just need 2 more gold relics.

I also 100%ed Horizon Chase turbo. It was pretty fun.

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Uhhh hello? Is this reddit? Based coom moment
[Big Chungus liked that9
Me: Careful, he's a hero
no one:
not even a soul:
Shaq:
Kobe:
2pac: Damn nigga she a thot!
Yas Forums: COOM MOMENT LMAO
reddit: yeah that's an upvote from me dawg

>noooo, why won't people sacrifice their health and safety during a global pandemic so I can get my bing bing wahoo rerelease :(

I'm a nurse, still going to work. Making fucking bank tho.

Get your mind out of the gutter

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dogbrains

>arguing with Personafags

Because they think its funny/quirky. Amy Schumer type of humor "duuude my vag stinks lmao".

Guys post cringy shit like body pillows or wear those ahego tshirts.

I legit broke up with a nurse because I didn't want to risk getting the turbosniffles.
Fuck going near anyone who has even looked at a hospital.

what the hell went wrong with western women

I don't know but I remember finding one in my mom's room when I was 7

women were a mistake

normal men don't own any of that shit.
Most women do have sex toys though

same here, except I'm a software dev.
Working for an indian contracting company and they pay fuck all so I don't do much work

user I...

fuck off tranny

Im in a old folks home. We are admissions locked and have a ban on visitors.

Not being to meet up with my girlfriend is leading to unparalleled horny levels scarcely battled against by using vidya.
I am seriously considering buying either a butt plug or anal beads because I learned I’m kinda into anal.

Quarantine makes you gay as hell

Animal crossing good though

so do I, fellow frogposter

LET'S GO TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME
WE CAN GET DOPED UP AND THEN ALL GET STONED

As they should. I mean, PS4? Disgusting pervert

>"Look guys, I'm just a gamer like you, but I also have a hole!"
Attentionwhores need to hang.

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Australian internet is crashing left and right. NBN is a complete and utter fuckup.

I'm literally living the exact the same. Looks like wagies are getting anxious to go back to work for shekelberg though

what? is it some new cashgrab garbage that was recently released? seems something what nintendo would do

Tits or gtfo

she's a nurse in neurology nurse.
We went on a few dates, but she understood.
Am unemployed and don't want to risk death on top of it too.

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>2 cases in my town
>Less than 10 in my county
>"LET'S SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN"
Retard

What games let me do this?

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>those visible blood veins and dirt on obviously male feet
I mean cute girl uwu

I was obsessed over a slut like this
I still am actually

based

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Russian roulette.

I think having a job and a social life changes everything. I've seen the OP tweet a few times and it was always in the context of it being a funny meme.
Everyone here's really mad about it though and I think I don't get it anymore. Have I outgrown this place?

Why are adults playing this?

Something about female nurses makes them always date jobless bums. I've never worked with one that had a functional boyfriend /husband

Ill show my boypussy to whoever buys me a vr headset

tranny stick

90% of American women age 18-30

loli and lube

Don't get the virus bros I have it and is fucking sucks. 26 yo btw

What kind of moron would start a family like this.

Talk to us about how you feel right now.

>enjoys anal
>bad

setting an awfully high price on yourself

Yeah. The fucking flu sucks and this is like the flu on Kaioken. I bet it sucks.

See, everyone wants to hate on the gays, but they're eliminating that shit out of the equation. 4D chess.

based

I'm still working, IT is essential regardless how you look at it. And lo and behold, my job somehow requires me to be on-site

It's their job to care for those that are helpless, it very easily shifts into their private life's as well where they feel the need to have a partner they can fix.

Try to see the bigger picture you drooling fucking retard.

So you're gay? Little homo frogposter faggot?

> >1000 swipes on tinder
>20 matches
>19 bots
>1 ghost
Do I just start fucking dudes now

I wish I was smart enough to work in IT. It has always been a far flung dream that I could work with computers, I love using them and building them but I'm fucking retarded and can only get work as a janitor.

By spreading AIDS and ending their bloodline? Gays are based for eliminating themselves but mostly cringe for being mentally ill faggots

Very nervous and uneasy at the same time kinda weak and overheated. It has been like this for 4 days now, I contacted my doctor and he said to monitor my breathing. It hurts to breath but I don't feel like I have shortness of breath. Just stay inside and don't go out unless you absolutely have to.

>By spreading AIDS
Virgins tend to forget about condoms. I don't blame you
>Ending their bloodline
Right, that's something you're worried about. Don't worry. I'll fuck a broad or two to make you happy.

It's a classic lever joystick from the 80s, not that you would have any idea about that, zoom zoom.

It's a wiimote.

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Why ya crying faggot?

Yas Forums:
>*all women are whores*
also Yas Forums:
>Why am I a virgin?
*pickachu face*

c*omer please leave

This, but without the faggy reddit falseflagging

>1000 swipes
>5 matches
>2 unmatch
>3 ghost
shit's trash anyways

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BOO HOO FAGGOT
Keep crying

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Because Yas Forums is full of unattractive "failed men". If you're attractive and successful it really doesn't matter if you think all women are whores, there are enough stupid women out there that will look past that and do whatever the female equivalent of simping is for you.
Obsessing over women is retarded either way, develop yourself king.

it is actually for retards who washed out of other computer-related fields and im sure youd fit right in
reach for the stars friend

>WORDWORDSWORDS
And still no funnier than "lmaofags"

HELLO IS THIS THE BASED ORGANIZATION HEADQUARTERS

>Most women do have sex toys though
That's because the vast majority of straight women are not having orgasms from straight sex. Men are fucking awful at pleasing their partners so straight women basically never cum without their sex toys, as opposed to lesbians who have the highest rate of orgasms from sex.

I don't even know how to reach for the door, I have zero awareness and no clue how to live my life. I am in complete shambles right now and cannot even imagine being alive in 1 year. I wish it were as easy as you make it seem. Maybe I won't die in horrible pain that is my only wish right now.

This doesn't exactly gel well with the "lesbian bed death" phenomenon that has been extensively documented.

PS move won't work with a Switch

I hope she enjoys her joycon drift in a week and can't get it replaced lmao

those people arent even men

>Quarantine makes you gay as hell
>Animal crossing good though
I think you got those mixed up

Damn this cum guzzling mentally challenged faggot still seething
Why ya boilin faggot?

>as opposed to lesbians who have the highest rate of orgasms from sex

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I am not gay, I just think you're a faggot.

>he didn't play the wii's best game

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Women have a lower libido than men and as they are together for longer women desire sex less than straight couples do, it doesnt mean they are bad at it user.

also
>The concept is based on 1983 research by social psychologist Philip Blumstein and sociologist Pepper Schwartz, published in American Couples: Money, Work, Sex, which found that lesbian couples reported lower numbers when asked "About how often during the last year have you and your partner had sex relations?"[4] The research has been criticized for its methodology and because sexual activity decreases for all long-term couples regardless of sexual orientation. Analyses of the concept have therefore regarded it as a popular myth

Look at the fag who thinks this is an actual thread to talk about staying home and gaming and not a thinly veiled /incel/ general

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"look at me i am not like other girls"

I liked animal crossing years before I liked sticking finger up my bum though, i was a kid when I played GC AC

Reply to what I said you fucking pathetic coward

youtube.com/watch?v=B8ez2FUbHUg

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28213723
facts dont care about your feelings
>There is a notable gap between heterosexual men and women in frequency of orgasm during sex. Little is known, however, about sexual orientation differences in orgasm frequency. We examined how over 30 different traits or behaviors were associated with frequency of orgasm when sexually intimate during the past month. We analyzed a large US sample of adults (N = 52,588) who identified as heterosexual men (n = 26,032), gay men (n = 452), bisexual men (n = 550), lesbian women (n = 340), bisexual women (n = 1112), and heterosexual women (n = 24,102). Heterosexual men were most likely to say they usually-always orgasmed when sexually intimate (95%), followed by gay men (89%), bisexual men (88%), lesbian women (86%), bisexual women (66%), and heterosexual women (65%). Compared to women who orgasmed less frequently, women who orgasmed more frequently were more likely to: receive more oral sex, have longer duration of last sex, be more satisfied with their relationship, ask for what they want in bed, praise their partner for something they did in bed, call/email to tease about doing something sexual, wear sexy lingerie, try new sexual positions, anal stimulation, act out fantasies, incorporate sexy talk, and express love during sex. Women were more likely to orgasm if their last sexual encounter included deep kissing, manual genital stimulation, and/or oral sex in addition to vaginal intercourse. We consider sociocultural and evolutionary explanations for these orgasm gaps. The results suggest a variety of behaviors couples can try to increase orgasm frequency.

>.t has never been in a long term, loving relationship with a girl who finds you cumming so hot she climaxes with you almost every time

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Your waifu pillow is not a girl and you are not in a relationship with it user.

your pictures are shit

Did you not stop to think that just maybe it'd be blowing the fuck up like everywhere else if they didn't do that? We honestly should've been doing this shit late Feb instead of now, because now it's fucking horrible you retard.

>tinder
>2020

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hating women is the most hetero thing you can do
fags love women

>straight cis women
Fucking disgusting. Why is Nintendo like this?

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Comfy playing JRPGs and leveling BLU in FFXIV. Too bad this season of anime is complete trash though

This is not true user, most of the gay men i know all hate women (especially on discord and Yas Forums). Hating women is essential fag culture.

Uhh bro that is Microsoft..

legal loli or...?

>i’m a girl btw

no

It's a conspiracy, tv shows are bad and so are anime so that people will be forced to play videogames.

A dude wouldn't even dream of posting a onahole on twitter without expecting to be called an incel.
This annoys me a lot more than it should.
Shameless slut.

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why are you so affraid of sex?
this isn't normal anons

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Yeah dude 10 cases in the last few months
BIG FUCKING WHOOP
I'm sure it would've gotten worse in a week, dipshit. You're a victim of fear mongering. Paranoid, fatass, retard. End your worthless existence.

Nigga the world is ending, let me sell turnips in peace.

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stds and alimony are bad and it's normal to avoid them.

because she's not insecure

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why do incels think they have the right to have an opinion on sex and women? fucking pathetic retards

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but i love sex, just havent had anyone to have it with since last summer.

By working every day for 8 hours, just like before. My work place does not give much of a fuck about us.

Not his actual gf but a publicity stunt to keep him relevant in the streaming business.

Different societal standards, also if you were chad enough you could totally post a tenga on social. You're just not one.

Who fucking cares. My ex use to come multiple times and its kinda cool at first but it gets annoying fast. The clamp is nice but this bitch would wake me up at 630am every day and want to ride my dick for 40 minutes before taking a shower and going to work. Incels think this sounds rad, but it gets old real fucking quick. My wife now has never ever had an orgasm with me and I intend to keep it that way.

Keep your head in the sand and keep weeping about not being able to get your faggy persona game, maybe it'll keep you safe when your hospitals get overwhelmed too you stupid nigger.

God fuck she's ugly

I'm genuinely considering never buying Sony again over this shit. I'm thinking about not getting the new consoles at all, but would consider getting the new xbox if a non pozzed GTA VIce city is released, been sony for many generations

holy shit you're retarded

post face

I'm starting to

Did she get a switch to match her vibe or was it the other way around?

post body

Didnt asmongoloid break up with his big tits whore recently? Also, this one seems to have some mental disability written over the potato face.

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>cheap chink magic wand copy
pathetic

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No he's not insecure at all, he knows his gfs a slut, just look at her face and try to see that as anything but a brainless bimbo face. That face screams attention whore who needs massive amounts of positive feedback from orbiters to feel good about herself.

It gets the job done when the dog is unavailable.

Elaborate then, smart guy. A month of you little babies crying about dying and only 2 fucking people out of thousands supposedly infected. Get fucking real.

this but unironically

don't be a fucking pussy, OP

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Imagine being this much of a cuck. I blame these thot enablers more than the thots at this point.

Is Onlyfans the new cope from females trying to say they are prostitutes but not prostitutes?

These words just keep getting more and more sad.

We had a lot of people like you where I live about a month ago.
Now that the hospitals are overwhelmed and doctors are being forced to let patients die to prioritise resources they've shut up.

A guy did exactly that in the replies and he was hailed a king.

it's comfy

Seething simpoid twitternigger.

What does it vibrate?

Yes, during action scenes.

the G-plant

>calls someone twitternigger
>while using twitter lingo
KEK

Proof or just shut the fuck up retard
I could easily pretend to be someone else and say the same
This shit is exaggerated and overblown. Grow the fuck up.

I'm literally being paid for fapping and playing games all day. It's the best.

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Do you just look at the news coming out of places like Italy about doctors not being able to save everyone and having to burn bodies en masse and go "ha fake news"?

gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Do you think this link is just a big prank people are pulling to try and make an epic youtube video?

Say goodbye to your zinc bro

He divorced her, so she's currently single again. Don't know why he'd even marry her in the first place, dude looks well off enough to not settle for a single mom

she should just play rain world on the switch, the fucking thing vibrates like mad when it about to rain

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x2

In my county they have tested 200 people and only 2 have come back positive.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52020060
>Mortuaries, as well as hospitals, are overwhelmed
>The military is helping transport patients, to ease the burden on hospitals where doctors and nurses are worked to exhaustion.
>Spain's latest figures come after soldiers helping to combat the outbreak found retirement home patients abandoned and even dead in their beds on Monday.

>Italy
Don't give a fuck about your stupid third world country
Don't give a fuck about places like New York
I'm nowhere fucking near any of that shit
AGAIN
10 CASES IN THE COUNTY
2 IN MY TOWN
NO NEW CASES SINCE LAST WEEK
EAT A FUCKING DICK
Going outside for 10 seconds to get in your car won't fucking kill you
Being locked up in a store to the JOB YOU'RE STILL BEING PAID FOR is not going to kill you
GROW
UP

I know this is scary, but you honestly don't have to blow up like this to cope with it.

Nigger unless you're not human this disease is just as dangerous to your country as it is to any other.

/asp/ has been using "simp" for like 4 years, and the word has existed for decades prior, and it has a completely different meaning from the the zoomer phrase that has been around for a few months.

That's great, but that just means your country shouldn't get lax right now. If these extreme measures were put in place a month earlier we probably would've immensely slowed the spread by now.

It isn't scary at all fatass.
I'm a vegan and I lift.
I consume every essential vitamin daily, even before this stupid shit.
Can I be infected? Sure. But it'd take a lot more than the average fatass unhealthy loser like you.
Can I be a carrier? Sure. But I don't give a fuck.
If it's your time to die, it's your time to die. Living life in fear is fucking pathetic.

Not him but you are retarded

I wouldn't walk around in NYC right know but wouldn't think twice to go to downtown Portland.

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Literally me

>I'm a vegan and I lift.

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>acting like this much of a retarded child
Shiggy

The US has no idea where the virus has spread because it doesn't have enough test kits, which combined with complete lack of effort in tracing cases means its pretty much guaranteed to be present in every major american city.
It takes at least 5 days for symptoms to appear so you can't look at now, you need to look at 5 days ahead.

>Can I be infected? Sure. But it'd take a lot more than the average fatass unhealthy loser like you.
>Can I be a carrier? Sure. But I don't give a fuck.
That attitude is exactly why we're probably going to end this shit with over several million deaths, because tons of retards like you think you're invincible and don't care if you spread it to other people, even though it's already been hospitalizing tons of people under the age of 40-50.

probably not gonna find someone who wants to fuck during quarantine

There's living life in fear and then there's not being a retard that endangers others lives needlessly.
>Not muh muffugin problem
Literal nigger logic.

Pics of ac or didn't happen

Based S01B01

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I started making youtube videos

>Fell for vegan's are weak meme
Try it before parroting shit around like a drone, retard.
Yes I'll be sure to screenshot this and spam it when it doesn't happen, moron. You're just another mindless drone. The attitude I have doesn't fucking matter, retard. We're in lockdown. I can't fucking leave the house, dipshit.
And why should I care about other people's lives? Why should I care about yours? I don't know you, I don't like you, and I will never give a fuck about you.
>"B-b-b-but what about your family?!?"
Fuck em
If we die, we die
Get over it
Veganism gets such a bad rap
I had bitch tits when I ate nothing but meat and now they're gone. Supposedly söy gives you bitch tits but of course it's just a meme. Never felt better.

Pic related is the number of confirmed cases in italy, charted day by day. It went from 3 people to 47,000 in a month.

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sluts are nasty...

Vegans are weaker than their meat eating coutnerpart and also always fuckin psychotic.

Have fun turning into a tranny and selling your dick to china

That's a tranny right?

Man that tranny's back must be really sore from coughing to need such a strong massage. Prolly from staring down at Animal Crossing too.

Same. If they’re not seeking attention they’re pouting and being absolute edgelords.

>guy uses sex toy
virgin
>girl uses sex toy
slut

???

>And why should I care about other people's lives?
Because you're a human being from an ostensibly civilised society, built by people working together and not being short sighted retards.

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Yeah just like you, me and everybody else

>Italy
This again.. do I look like a fucking Italian to you?
It's the same shit, nigger.
I'm the same person I am now when I was eating meat.
>Tranny
Unironically obsessed
Nice meme.
Still don't care.
Will never care.
Unless """society""" wants to pay my bills every month and suck my dick on command, then I'll contribute. Eat a dick.
I'm done here.
Thread hidden.
As a matter of fact, this thread's offtopic.
Enjoy it.

>I'm going to run away now, you're all being very mean :(
Vegans really are the biggest pussies.

>confronted by dissension
>runs away
like pottery

>also if you were chad enough you could totally post a tenga on social
Not buying this. Normal people don't publicly brag about how they watch porn or masturbate. I mean maybe if you're just as trashy as the slut you're trying to "impress".
>Different societal standards
But i thought men and women were eQuAl? What happened to that? Oh it was just feminist theory, that's what happened.

Think i just got myself worked up over a whore, which is barely acknowledged by normal society. I keep forgetting i'm posting on a gutter trash website. You can call me an idiot now, because i am.

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I'll be collecting those, thank you.
By the way, you never acknowledged anything but the last few lines. Talk about hypocrisy.

You niggers this disease spreads fast. People can take up to 3 weeks to present symptoms. Amount of testing available is limited, they are only testing people who had contact with a confirmed case or traveled to countries with a lot of cases.
Due to HIPPA laws they can't just come out and ask HAVE YOU BEEN NEAR THIS GUY?
Think of all the places a person could go in 3 weeks. I work for my county downtown and eat out 4 out of 5 days a week for lunch. My wife works in an office that shares a building and elevator with a pediatrician. Just the other weekend I went to the bar for my friend's birthday and the place was absolutely packed on Saturday right before the county closed all dine in restaurants to take out only. Everyone using the same pool cues. The Mexican flipping your burger at McDonalds has a 15 person household and all of those people are going out and doing things all day.

2 CONFIRMED cases means there are plenty of undocumented people who have been exposed. Do you think when they found out that person shopped at X grocery store recently they gave the store a ring and broadcast it on the news?
Yeah it isn't going to kill most people, but this is about limiting exposure to the people it can kill. I am sure if you had some immune deficiency you wouldn't be go around saying "oh well if it is really this much trouble for society I don't mind if I die."

>This again.. do I look like a fucking Italian to you?
My brain hurts trying to comprehend someone this stupid

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Because Italy is a first world country with top tier healthcare and if they have problems, your stupid country will too

Me, vegan
>Not afraid of a flu
>Not afraid of death
>Pussy
You, not vegan
>Afraid of flu
>Afraid of death
>"Nooooo please don't infect other people!!!"
>Not a pussy
Retard logic at it's finest

Society does contribute to you, unless you grew up alone in a forest and built your life from scratch you owe your current standard of living to your society.
You are the stupidest person on this board and that is an incredibly impressive achievement.

I'm not the one scared of eating meat.

My town ≠ Italy
Retard
Good for them
If I die, I die
Get over it, seriously.
Cry more faggot
Society did nothing DIRECTLY, retard
People as individuals are useless
I don't care

Ate meat for 2 decades of my life and I'll eat it again if I want, retard. Try again.

>Society did nothing DIRECTLY,
It gave you everything you have, you would literally be unable to survive without it.

"Society" is literally gonna cut everyone a stimulus check so they can get by during the crisis. The least you can do is be a good sport.

I don't give a fuck if you die, what I do give a fuck about is that other innocent people may die because of your dumb ass

>I-I'm n-n-ot scared of meat g-guys I promise
Not fooling anyone

Getting worked up over stupid shit and shitposting is at least half the reason we are here user. Just don't forget why we're here and that we are here forever and you're good.

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Just like every other day in my life.

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Nobody hear is afraid of being killed by this, they just recognise that can be dangerous to those around them and don't want to endanger them if it can easily be avoided.

>My town ≠ Italy
No, but the disease is the same and unless your town is exclusively populated by non humans (which I'm beginning to suspect based on your smooth brain posting may be true) it will be affected in the same way and overwhelmed by the virus in a similar time frame if steps are not taken.

Read I'm under lockdown, retard. I can't leave the house and even if I did I'd get stopped by police officers instantly. Fucking moron. You're not morally superior. You're just a moronic drone.
Okay? Want me to keep playing along so you can feel like you accomplished something?

Good, the state is doing its job and protecting society from those too stupid to follow basic instructions.

>been working from home since two weeks ago (application developer for insurance company)
>work is pretty slow right now
>catching up on my backlog
>trying not to spend too much on food from restaurants that remain open for the sake of both my wallet and my waistline
>gym is closed, so can't do anything for exercise other than go jogging
>mostly just spend time playing vidya or with my cat
Going alright so far.

>I masturbate and play videogames, please donate to my patreon and subscribe to my onlyfans

Yas Forums only seethes about this because she's living the life they wish they had.

No, it won't. No new cases in weeks. Only 10 out of thousands. Those people have been taken care of. They were infected at an island. A bunch of people from different states come to that island. The person who infected them doesn't belong to our county and they only managed to infect a couple people. Word gets around fast. Literally nobody but those handful of people have being diagnosed. Other people who were experiencing symptoms got tested and are not infected. Eat. A. Fucking. Dick..

Fucking furries.

Wah wah wah faggot
I wasn't leaving the house anyway to purposefully catch something, ya paranoid dipshit.
If I so happened to, I wouldn't give a fuck. If I had it, I wouldn't walk around rubbing my cock and balls all over toilet paper. Get fucking real, Mr. 300 IQ and comprehend what the fuck I was saying

>No new cases in weeks. Only 10 out of thousands
Because everything is locked down. This virus is extremely contagious and if you don't take precautionary measures quickly it will spread fast and remains asymptomatic for at least 5 days, during which they can continue to spread the disease. Others also don't present with strong symptoms and can confuse it with a mild cold, others don't show any symptoms at all. It can also survive on surfaces for multiple days and in the air for hours.
Shit is virulent.

I comprehend that you're a retard trying to look hard on the internet.

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it would be mental illness NOT to want to be a woman

I don't understand why anyone would want to be a woman, literally asking to be a shittier version of a man.

Hating women but fucking them anyway is peak hetero. The sooner you realize that women are basically pets to manipulate and train the sooner you can ascend into chadhood. They're not quite as easy to train as dogs, but still not as difficult as cats.

>scroll up
>vegan retard is mad because he can't pick up a shitty weeb game, of all things.
Persona is shit bro, if you lost all that weight going vegan why would you ever want to touch a fatlus game?

pretty much just like that but instead of a wand its a vibrating butt plug my GF can control over the internet

what a great thread

>fat dude with all his hair dyed red a vidya gay parade
I’m shocked. Utterly shocked.

tea, videogame, exeercising in the garden

weather is splendid here, honestly i could go like that for a while.

Because I can?
People like things that you don't.
Is that concept new to you?
Grow the fuck up.

I heard it's the ultimate millennial wet dream of owning a house with a lawn and having friends. Not sure what the game is tbh, but it sounds like something I played on Gameboy way back

You seem very secure in who you are