How to easily kill a centipede?

how to easily kill a centipede?
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jizz on it

Why would you kill it

quickly put syrian wrap on the lid several times and put it in the freezer

stick your balls in the cup

If one places a minute amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Try that.

Bull fucking shit

Either suffocating it by plastic wrapping the container from every side(even the bottom) very well, or put them in bleach (make sure they don't escape the container.

You could also burn them, but it'll be messy and imagine the smell

Just don't crush them because a few could escape from you, they also pretend to be dead sometimes so you don't really know if you've crushed them or not. Also, be careful they could climb you in split seconds

Air tight jar & a cotton ball with some acetone/nail polish remover

a little time in the microwave on high kills most things, roaches apparently are a bit resistant, dunno about centipedes

pour them in a blender with some protein powder, water, and some of your favorite frozen fruit. Blend and drink it up

Isn't she fucking sexy, hugging the kids she gave birth to? I'm jealous user

#metoo

Pour it in rubbing alcohol and leave a trail of rubbing alchohol so you can ignite it at a safe distance and watch it burn

stick your finger in the middle of the babies see what happens!

Why did the picture of the soup get deleted?

Wrap the bitch up with some plastic wrap than microwave it

Just give it to some chink and they'll eat it.

Easily? Easiest way to kill something is with a nuke. It's guaranteed to kill it. Easiest method of killing something is to wait. All living things are mortal and their lives finite. I am guessing you want some sort of efficiency delta between those, and it would say that isolating whatever it is in and leaving it there is easiest. Just consider the space quarantined and come back in 2-3 weeks. Probability of survival decreases with time and it takes almost no effort on your part aside the labour to isolate it. If that's too time intensive, then I guess immediate blunt force is best.

Deliver show us pics of you killing it

>syrian wrap
i loled a bit too much

Why would you want to kill a centipede?
Put it outside and let it go?
Are they dangerous or something?

If hell is real, these are the kinds of things I expect to see when I’m sent there

Just add (boiling) water.

Put it in your vagina.

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kek

Are you fucking insane? Look at the picture. Do you want one of those crawling into your ear or another unprotected hole in your body? These creatures should be killed immediately

...are you saying you’re afraid of being raped by centipedes?

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fresh new product from the middle east... its SYRIAN WRAP the cut and dried skin of all the dead victims of war atrocities

Honestly I never was until this moment, but that guy has a pretty valid point.. I'm glueing all my holes shut tonight.

Autism

Aren't they a little big to crawl into your ear?

u have u gun u can use?

Dont?

Fucking kek

Why did this get deleted earlier?

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That’s why they prefer vaginas.
Science.

Bottle of common 3% Hydrogen Peroxide

Fire

aw shit, here we go again.

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>It's more likely than you think

China.
You let them in. You handed them our technologies. You gave them our manufacturing.
This is what happens when you trust brown people.

Yall ignoring this shit?

What are you talking about

I didn't know pussies can fart

Gasoline? But leave it alone, release it user.

A fart is but a gay queef.

It’s called a queef you nigger

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My ex did that shit constantly, when we fucked it sounded like I was fisting a jar of mayonnaise.

How did you come to know of this?

don't kill it, those fuckers kill roaches and other useless shitters.

Seriously user... Please be baiting

jellyfish are immortal

Because fUCK EVERYTHING

Unless you piss on them

That's fucking adorable.

Give it to your pufferfish.
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Hooked on a feeling....

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all that mean is your pulling your dick out all the way when your really fucking hard and fast adjust your thurst and keep that tip in so your dick doesn't get cancer from the toxicity of the queefs or your ex had a gapping lose vagina or both

Pretty common knowledge user

just crush it with anything big and heavy my dude. slap an almanac on that bitch

this

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I actually grew up in a house full of boys (no sister) and went to an only boys school ever since I was 6, so my knowledge on women is piss poor. It's my first year in college and I'm suffering because of it, I'm being treated like a fucking kid