H-hope everyone is doing well d-during the outbreak
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How clean is that fucking kitchen. Almost psychotic.
March 23, 2020 - 23:03
T-that is a green screen my dear
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March 23, 2020 - 23:04
Nice Alice is back.
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March 23, 2020 - 23:04
What’s cookin good lookin?
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March 23, 2020 - 23:05
No t-thank you
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I'm pretty baked, but goddamn that's one nice green screen. 4k smack that shit
March 23, 2020 - 23:05
I s-spent a lot of time editing it
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March 23, 2020 - 23:06
Hey, Alice. I love you.
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March 23, 2020 - 23:06
Seeing that picture in the context of Yas Forums almost made me gag.
March 23, 2020 - 23:07
that looks like shit lmao
March 23, 2020 - 23:07
put yourself in the oven cnut
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March 23, 2020 - 23:07
Strong no.
Okay. So for this super simple dish, all you're going to need is the following: -1 1lb pork tenderloin -1 tbsp Brown Sugar -1 tbsp Yellow Mustard -1 tsp Salt -Dash of pepper
Aaaaand that's it! So simple!
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March 23, 2020 - 23:07
Dis a güd man
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March 23, 2020 - 23:08
autistic circlejerk
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March 23, 2020 - 23:09
Alice.... that looks like a glazed donkey penis. You're not trying to get us to eat anything funny right?
March 23, 2020 - 23:09
The phallic nature of your pork is distressing, Alice.
March 23, 2020 - 23:09
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March 23, 2020 - 23:09
J-just pork!
Beat your m-meat, fella
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March 23, 2020 - 23:10
That's pretty sick you made that. It's always fun to make things yourself ^^ I made my own pi torrent downloader box with fans and shit.
March 23, 2020 - 23:10
S-so the first thing that we add to the glaze is the brown sugar. This is a v-very easy step so I am sure you'll have no trouble following along.
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V-very cool
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March 23, 2020 - 23:11
>I am sure you'll have no trouble following along.
You overestimate me.
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March 23, 2020 - 23:12
C-come on, you've got this
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March 23, 2020 - 23:13
I always like to fantasize who even has those images on their pc. I would not even dare.
March 23, 2020 - 23:13
Now, given that this recipe includes brown sugar; is the the sauce meant to make the tenderloin sweet and savory or is there something more to it?
March 23, 2020 - 23:13
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an edgy 19 year old too creepy and shy to go meet girls in college
March 23, 2020 - 23:14
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We'll f-find out together
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Alright, I know m-my paper is a little cut off and I know I m-mentioned before that you add ONE teaspoon of salt, but it's time to do that.
Add 1 tsp of salt to the m-mix~
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March 23, 2020 - 23:19
Fuck it I guess I’m making pork tenderloin for dinner, Alice. If that is your real name..
March 23, 2020 - 23:19
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March 23, 2020 - 23:20
It is n-not.
So, now it's time to add the pepper. This one is up to you! Only you know your t-tastebuds and how much pepper you can handle, but I put about a 1/2 - 1 t-teaspoon of pepper into my dish.
I don't like too much because it can be really overpowering.
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March 23, 2020 - 23:20
It's as real as any of her other names.
March 23, 2020 - 23:20
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March 23, 2020 - 23:21
I want to see this slut getting fucked in the ass after this autistic shit every evening. O-Online S-s-stutter i-is r-r-r-r-retarded
March 23, 2020 - 23:21
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March 23, 2020 - 23:22
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March 23, 2020 - 23:22
Did you shit on the plate?
March 23, 2020 - 23:22
That's a weird response there, buddy.
I don't really see what you gain out of that.
March 23, 2020 - 23:22
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March 23, 2020 - 23:23
G-glad to have you aboard
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March 23, 2020 - 23:23
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March 23, 2020 - 23:23
Okay then~ N-now it's time to mix up the sauce that you're gonna pour over the tenderloin! M-mix it up real good so that you combine all the stuff.
You should probably use _not_ a fork like me.
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March 23, 2020 - 23:25
S-sorry, no
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March 23, 2020 - 23:27
Silly that the gore spammer is still at it, nobody cares. Just seems so pointless.
Also wish I was blacked
March 23, 2020 - 23:28
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March 23, 2020 - 23:28
What.
Time to pat the pork! G-give it a little head pat... Pat the pork dry so that our sauce sticks to it b-better. It's important to do this step otherwise, your pork won't glaze correctly.
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March 23, 2020 - 23:28
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March 23, 2020 - 23:28
will you unban me from aneki?
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March 23, 2020 - 23:29
>not fresh ground pepper wheres the gordon ramsay poster when you need him
March 23, 2020 - 23:29
you're only making this thread better for me, Alice + gore? I've hit the daily double
March 23, 2020 - 23:29
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March 23, 2020 - 23:29
I g-guess he doesn't show up except on Fridays
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