H-hope everyone is doing well d-during the outbreak <4

H-hope everyone is doing well d-during the outbreak

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How clean is that fucking kitchen.
Almost psychotic.

T-that is a green screen my dear

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Tits or gtfo

Big brain

Nice Alice is back.

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What’s cookin good lookin?

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No t-thank you

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I'm pretty baked, but goddamn that's one nice green screen.
4k smack that shit

I s-spent a lot of time editing it

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Hey, Alice. I love you.

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Seeing that picture in the context of Yas Forums almost made me gag.

that looks like shit lmao

put yourself in the oven cnut

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Strong no.


Okay. So for this super simple dish, all you're going to need is the following:
-1 1lb pork tenderloin
-1 tbsp Brown Sugar
-1 tbsp Yellow Mustard
-1 tsp Salt
-Dash of pepper

Aaaaand that's it! So simple!

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Dis a güd man

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autistic circlejerk

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Alice.... that looks like a glazed donkey penis. You're not trying to get us to eat anything funny right?

The phallic nature of your pork is distressing, Alice.

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J-just pork!

Beat your m-meat, fella

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That's pretty sick you made that.
It's always fun to make things yourself ^^
I made my own pi torrent downloader box
with fans and shit.

S-so the first thing that we add to the glaze is the brown sugar. This is a v-very easy step so I am sure you'll have no trouble following along.

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V-very cool

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>I am sure you'll have no trouble following along.

You overestimate me.

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here we go..

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C-come on, you've got this

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I always like to fantasize who even has those images on their pc. I would not even dare.

Now, given that this recipe includes brown sugar; is the the sauce meant to make the tenderloin sweet and savory or is there something more to it?

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an edgy 19 year old too creepy and shy to go meet girls in college

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We'll f-find out together

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Alright, I know m-my paper is a little cut off and I know I m-mentioned before that you add ONE teaspoon of salt, but it's time to do that.

Add 1 tsp of salt to the m-mix~

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Yay

Yay?~

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Fuck it I guess I’m making pork tenderloin for dinner, Alice. If that is your real name..

Yayaaa~

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It is n-not.


So, now it's time to add the pepper. This one is up to you! Only you know your t-tastebuds and how much pepper you can handle, but I put about a 1/2 - 1 t-teaspoon of pepper into my dish.

I don't like too much because it can be really overpowering.

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It's as real as any of her other names.

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I want to see this slut getting fucked in the ass after this autistic shit every evening. O-Online S-s-stutter i-is r-r-r-r-retarded

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Did you shit on the plate?

That's a weird response there, buddy.

I don't really see what you gain out of that.

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G-glad to have you aboard

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Okay then~ N-now it's time to mix up the sauce that you're gonna pour over the tenderloin! M-mix it up real good so that you combine all the stuff.

You should probably use _not_ a fork like me.

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What are you black?

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Mild sauce

S-sorry, no

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Silly that the gore spammer is still at it, nobody cares. Just seems so pointless.

Also wish I was blacked

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What.


Time to pat the pork! G-give it a little head pat...
Pat the pork dry so that our sauce sticks to it b-better.
It's important to do this step otherwise, your pork won't glaze correctly.

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will you unban me from aneki?

No clue who you even are

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>not fresh ground pepper
wheres the gordon ramsay poster when you need him

you're only making this thread better for me, Alice + gore? I've hit the daily double

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I g-guess he doesn't show up except on Fridays

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