Hi Yas Forums. I'm semi rich and famous. AMA

Shitty newfag using burn tool in Photoshop can't even spell Yas Forums.

Liar and a larper. Commit suicide.
Sage

None

Sour grapes

then you're a valet drive. you're not fooling anyone with those fucking boots, kid.

Congrats on your success, but more importantly congrats on the fact you get to do what you enjoy (hopefully?) for a living

Valet driver wearing dusty black jeans? Lmao, yeah that's a common uniform I'm sure. Diuuumbass

Suck muh dick. I like boots and kamo lol what's wrong with boots

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Okay so dude, you know those people who spend retarded amounts of cash to look homeless? They're me. I am one of those people

those just might be the fattest little hands I've ever seen. Are you a girl op?

Thanks. I do enjoy it, but tours are tiring as FUCK. It doesn't help I'm not a druggie. That's how 90% of stars perform for such long periods of time

just tell us who the fuck you are faggot

Maybe.

Occam's razor says otherwise.

Ignore faggot op he just rented that car and trying to larp like he owns it

Ok I’ll play. You’re Canadian aren’t you?

I'll give you a hint. I live in florida. Had to cancel my tour due to the corona virus, and drive a one of one McLaren MP4-12C. That should be plenty

The what?

Yes. Ignore me. I rented a 4 year old car for the soul purpose of larping. Definitely

>k I’ll play. You’re American aren’t you?

how big are we talking

Actually I've never been

Based non-junkie. While the tours are exhausting is day to day life afterwards really dull in comparison though?

dub dubs confirms that ur telling the truth but .... r u a rapper.. that makes u gay... how much money do u make that only makes u semi rich compared to ur peers

Yes
Not toooo big. I'm no Tom Hanks and I haven't met DT. But if you put in a certain genre on those first 6 or so you get to choose from on spotify's home page I'm on one of those multiple times

country?

Avicii??

You got quite a few semi-trucks or something?

John Popper?

Lol

So have you ever eaten at Dan Tana's?

Actually day to day life is such a surreal break. No managers on my back to makeup team I have to see. No interviews no nothing. Just hang out. It's great. I dont enjoy the tours all the much but I dont like alot of people around me either

Nope not a rapper. We make actual music

Florida

I'm too dark but I've met him at one of my shows a year or so back. Hes ok

One semi and a camper for america lol. Europe we just rented out entire private train cars

What significance do you have on my life and why would I give a shit when you eventually croak. You're as anonymous and as fucking pointless as the rest of us. Gr8 b8 m8. You fucking got me.

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i meant country music

Hello McSkillet

He WAS ok*

if ur a singer not rap then how many groupies did u fuck and have u been tested for coronavirus yet

how many pedos do u know... how many ua groupies u fucked.. kek

op is clearly test driving this mclaren at la jolla motorsports

o'gara in la jolla*

>actual music
What a nerd

>What significance do you have on my life
You tell us you fucking fag, you clicked on the thread

Nope
Wrong
Oh fuck. Just looked he died a year after I met him. Damn dude
No groupies i stay faithful to the wifey....usually. and no I have not because I'm not a little bitch boy. Also none. Fuck hollywood pedos. I dont live there for a reason.

a faggot?

Pablo viveros

At where?

No

No. They're good though

Dude I dont even know who that is. I am not Hispanic

Nice man, good to be grounded like that. How did you get your record deal?

>dark
So you’re black?

I'm sure you do you spineless queer. Get shot in public you worthless faggot.

Family friend of a family friend heard me and my bros horsing around during a dinner party. We had barely played publicly before that. Dude had us play all out songs and we all exchanged numbers and 2 months later we where signed

Half asian half white. But I'm a little tan

Hows it feel to have such massively insignificant genitalia/usable brain function, that you have to post this retard shit on Yas Forums just to proof to yourself

"It's still worth it"

You're a fat smelly retard, you should use your money to fix this first, then worry about trying to impress other fat retards.

How many women have you fucked?

Or men, since you drive a mclaren.

Damn dude, that's an amazing stroke of luck. If you don't like touring, you plan on retiring within a few years?

So you’re unemployed now?

Jesus christ you're really having this conversation. You're as much of a fucked off numb nuts autist as OP.

What style of music. Fyi pablo is a badass drummer for chelsea grin

>Half asian half white. But I'm a little tan

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you look like a rich asshole who makes soundcloud-tier hip hop beats and unironically calls people "nigga"

what do u consider semi rich

Lmao, why are you in this thread then you mongoloid

If thats you in the picture you have awful taste in just about everything

ohhhh you’re vanoss

You daily drive a McLaren?

Nobody is that into self-punishment.

gay boots check out

he rite tho

Check out reviews and horror stories about McLarens and their dealerships. Fucking horrendous. And sort of satisfying if you're a jelly poorfag.

I'll take note of that

Just 4. I married my high school flame. We where dating before I even got signed so I know she's not here for the cash

My record deal runs out in 3 more years I was signed for x amount for 6 years in 2017. I've made a little and invested most of it. But I still think I have a few more years in me. I'm pretty young.

Nah. Just chillin waiting for this shit to blow over.

That's sweet. Sorry but I haven't heard of them. And it's got more guitars a.d drums than bass and mumbles

Nope. My mclaren has red interior. Nice try

Under 5 million net worth

FUCK
Nah I'm just kidding lol...or am i?

Its fairly reliable man. Just service it and dont beat on it and it will be fine like most cars

florida plates confirm it

>dont beat on it and it will be fine like most cars

Yeah, I've seen the sort of forms McLaren dealerships force you to sign that basically say "don't drive it like a supercar"

My main thought would be - what's the fucking point then?

by the look of those dirty shoes, that's someone taking pictures in a customer's car. most likely at a detailing shop

I like the tail lights

You got me lol. I detail my own car. Also at detailing shops customers are right there I did detailing as a summer job when I was like 16. Not much time or chance to take pics

If you zoom just a lil bit the horn, under the McLaren logo you can see his face reflected. He’s an Asian with mushroomshaped hair

>I like the tail lights

Shame not many others will get to see much of them as they overtake your sorry cautious ass.