Name an elder scrolls race and their real life counterpart. Let's see how much we can agree on.
First- Nords are Celts, right?
Name an elder scrolls race and their real life counterpart. Let's see how much we can agree on.
First- Nords are Celts, right?
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argonians are niggers
Imperials are clearly Romans
Altmer
I thought that was khajit
Yeah, that one is a little too obvious.
What are the dunmer supposed to be?
khajiit niggers
argonians - poland
russians
Khajit seems more like asians
Bretons are the Anglos. They are a mix of elf and nord
Redguards.....
high elves/altmers = jews
Nords? Celtic? you for reals
>Nords are Celts, right?
Why wouldnt they just be, you know, nords? Ie Scandinavians? Vikings? Germanics?
Redguards turks
Oh yeah no wait you are right. Explains the merchants and caravans.
You right
Redguards are the actual Kangz. Like ancient egyptians.
Why not the actual niggers? You know? The redguards?
As an American I give us the Sload
Is that wrong? Its not like I claim to be an authority.
I was talking about ancient celts. Like the ones who were complete savages before the romans settled there.
I like to think the bretons are the americans. They are mutts too.
Khajit are gypsies
"Septimus is clever among men, but he is but an idiot child compared to the dullest of the Dwemer."
what's the real life counterpart for the Dwemer?
Those would be bretons.
My best guess is the also extinct neanderthal. Most likely way off the mark though.
Bretons are Anglos, a mix of elf and nord.
Also possibly amerimutts.
Hmm this is a good one... dwemer are mythical status like pleadian, altantean, etc
Ie no none equivalent
They are closer to arabs thematically imo, also more advanced culture and weapons
This is a sload. As an American I feel like most of the south fits this image
Argonians are Portuguese
Which in turn are mixed with celt blood so w/e
Also the few white people you will find in the US are largely german, dutch, scandinavian descent. People forget that despite the original colonies being british, most of the white settlers were from these countries.
They were also the only reason the country was functional.
So here is what I've gathered so far, state your disagreements where you have them.
Khajit- Gypsy/Asian Merchants
Bretons- Anglos
Nords- Scandanavians
Altmer- (((Them)))
Imperials- Roman/Latin
Argonian- Native American
Dunmer- (Unknown)
Wood Elf- Slav
Redguard- Ottoman
Fair
Wood elves are romani/gypsies
Imperials are roman
Bretons are medieval Britain
Khajiit are China
Argonians are African
Orcs are native Americans
High elves are German
Dunmer are Russia
Nords are vikings
Redguards are Spain
Nords are nordic obviously
Falmer are clearly the japs
Had a big empire with high culture, got cucked by another race, and now they are blind cavedwellers
Alright, I know this was a race thread, but don't let it go into a downward spiral.
Altmers - jews
Or norse
The Jews
kek
Not unseeing that, thanks.
hmm, swap orcs and argonians. Argonians come from trees.
Orcs are nigs, they live in shitty little tribes and "we wuz" all over the place about breton reparations
Exactly, Argonians are the native americans. They are tree huggers and all live peacefully when left alone, but turn to crime when inducted into society.
plus they are rare as hell
Forsworn
You know what? I am starting to see it.
But wait, the Altmer aren't the problem, its just the Thalmor.
Khajit- Gypsies
Bretons- French
Nords- Swedish
Altmer- German
Imperials- Roman
Argonian- Southeast Asian
Dunmer- Russian
Wood Elf- Irish
Redguard- Arabs
Chinese are Tsaesci, Akivir is Japan and the Jews are actually The Sload.
Why are Germans the Altmer?
Khajits are pajeets
Orcs are niggers. Redguards are clearly Middle Eastern/North African sandniggers.
Racial superiority complex, industrious peoples, wartime powerhouse. I dont agree but I see where hes coming from
Orcs are niggers. Redguards are clearly Middle Eastern/North African sandniggers.
The Altmer are jews. I like what somebody else said ITT that the Dwemer are some mythical race like Atlanteans
>Native Americans
>live peacefully when left alone
Except for all the warring, raping, pillaging and inter-tribal genocide
#NotAllAltmer
That just leaves the dwemer to be the niggers ...wouldn't that be awesome?
Disregard that guy, he's a lying kike
>counterpart for the Dwemer
ancient aliens
nah, it kinda makes sense. Israel makes more sense for a modern perspective though.
Talking about the Iroquois League. They lived completely passively and were the soft cushion that settlers landed on.
Oh calm down. Its not like they don't both fit under Altmer.
I think you mean Ayy Lmao
This more or less. But also what makes the Germans, well, themselves, is unusual intellect/profundity (mastery of magic) combined with a very black and white philosophy that tends toward purist, extremist outlooks even today when it embodies the reverse politic from it's old self. Single nation wants to conquer the world, nearly does so, etc.
But aren't the altmer actually winning in TES?
Khajit are as chinese/mongorian as it gets. Peddling opiate moonsugar.
Argonians most definitely native Americans.
Redguards are middle east/north Africa hence the scimitars, camels and niggadry
Orcs are your African tribals. Incestual, violent, foolhardy.
Bretons are your Brits
Imperials are your Romans
Altmer are definitely (((them)))
Nords are Scandinavian
Bosmer are your South Americans, almost tribal but have infrastructure in their jungles.
Dunmer dislike all the races and keep to themselves as much as possible... Iranians? Lol
I love the little
>wants to erase reality
hidden at the bottom there.
Also am I the only one who think that the altmer I disgusting looking? They have completely fucked eyes.
I think this is the official Yas Forums patented list.
All in favor say aye.