H-how are you doing today, Anonymous?
Anything on your chest t-that you need to get off?
Just n-need a kind word?
Or d-do you want to talk about a problem you have?
I'm here for you Anonymous; don't s-suffer in s-silence!
H-how are you doing today, Anonymous?
Anything on your chest t-that you need to get off?
Just n-need a kind word?
Or d-do you want to talk about a problem you have?
I'm here for you Anonymous; don't s-suffer in s-silence!
My city is on lockdown, McDonald's are closed and I wanna fuck some boipussy for the first time.
Could really do with a fem boy that loves to eat McDonald's and get fucked by a mediocre sized dick.
S-sorry, I don't know anyone who f-fits the bill.
tired but can’t sleep. gotta love insomnia
H-have you tried an antihistamine like Benadryl or Unisom? Always knock m-me right out
yea i just took a benadryl but doesn’t help much
Hmm! R-really, even with benadryl you aren't able t-to go to sleep? That could indicate s-some serious problems, have you b-been to a doctor?
I got no motivation for work today and get nothing done. Just want it to be over already.
I f-feel that. My w-work day hasn't even started and I'm tired!
What s-sort of work do you do, Anonymous?
I'm in love OP
Got a call from my aunt last night. My cousin was just diagnosed with corona virus. He's up Washington at the moment.
yeah i have, used to take melatonin. it didn’t really work
G-good to hear it
I'm so lonely I want to die
Programmer, doing web stuff. With the gym gone my will to live also decreased.
How about you?
Actually I do need advice.
What's the correct way for a man to trim his pubes and shave his balls?
No pics plz im not an gayfag.
*wraps her arms tightly around you* N-no need to fear, I am here for you
I don't know, but he's relatively young and healthy so he'll probably be fine.
Whew. T-that's good to hear!
thanks Alice
It's m-my honor, Anonymous
Basically full stack, mostly php/mysql and a custom frontend. Can you tell me what keeps you motivated?
Oh, you h-have motivation backwards, that's all
this is some good advice
It's h-how I stay so productive
This honestly is good advice. Problem is some days I even have to force myself to do a little chunk, maybe this isn't the right place for me to work.
It m-might be helpful to have a personal project t-to help you get started
nothing is more nice to read about than a productive user, keep it up you wholesome motherfucker
can d-do
Thanks Alice, I will try that next time.
camomile tea is best
nice to meet you Alice, I'm user
come hug me in person
T-the pleasure is all mine
I lost my job to the most bullshit circumstances ever and now with my declining health i feel like all hope is waning slowly since its unlikely anyone will be hiring amid this corona crisis. I have a four year old son whom looks up to me and a one year old daughter whom is the spitting image of her mother. My wife has been strong with me but now i just feel like I was able to do so great till shit hit the fan and now everything is fucked...
W-what were the circumstances, Anonymous?
I know, I've been through some of the timeline on /bant/
never understood the hatred maybe I missed something.
I guess it makes sense you wouldn't meet up, kind of unreal having you come to Sweden for a hug anyways. probably not even possible with the covid 19 around
Do you have many people you can rely on?
P-probably not
Turning hypochondric. All the bits of being an out of shape alive person now suddenly feel like killer virus symptoms.
I t-told you you n-needed to work out!
I told you dawg!
Listening to you, helping you out whenever you need help without wanting to gain something from it.
first time I'm posting in a thread though, glad to see you're still going.
Yeah but that sounds exhausting.
tbh I kind of expect to get the damn thing anyways sooner or later, because my coworkers are morons and I share a workplace with them.
Y-yes, aren't those just good friends?
Who are you?
How do you get this energy to be positive and cheerful?
The whole point of my job is to be on site and see if anything goes wrong there, so we notice it before all the server rooms overheat and everyone else can't work from home anymore. So working from home isn't really an option, if it was we'd have been fired long ago.
I'm Alice and I've b-been doing this for nearly a decade
Yeah, I guess they are. Then do you have a lot of good friends?
S-sad! That's n-not great!
I've g-got too many t-to keep up with
Hey Alice, can you xray this for me?
I c-can
Well I'm still young and it seems that our efforts to flatten the courve are showing first results here. So I'll probably survive either way.
Thanks for showing up, and stay healthy.
>I've been doing this for a decade
Why? What's in it for you?
is it ok for me to whine for a bit?
I'll d-do my best
That sounds great, I feel like I got noone like that. I always seem to turn people away from me.
Oh?
Thank you, I've been looking to talking to someone.
Basically I was brainwashed by anime and movies and motivational talks that I should follow my dream, and achieve some great things.
The problem is that I've never had a dream, whenever someone asks me what I want to be when I grow up, I never had an answer.
I had a complete altered vision of reality that made me believe that I'll find a dream someday and work hard to achieve it.
Still today I have no dream, I dropped out of college because I was not getting anything and. A neet for a bit.
I think my life is already ruined because of this autism and I don't know how to proceede further
I realized that the best future is having a home and a family but I'm afraid that I'm wrong again
if you believe that you can achieve dreams, but you don't have a dream, then how about making it your mission to help others achieve their dreams?
F-first, let's just toss aside the term brainwashing; it's n-not real and thoroughly disproven.
I d-don't think that you have autism n-nor that the desire to have a dream, or the inability to achieve it, w-will ruin your life. N-nor is the best future necessarily any particular future.
The lesson those stories were trying to impart onto you is that you need to walk your own path and discover for yourself that which makes you want to get up in the morning, and not let others step on it.
It doesn't mean it just happens. You have to put the effort in.
Sounds good.
How do I do that?
No, at least not 100%, maybe my dad.
That s-sounds like the cause of your issue then
What is my problem then?
I have searched for a dream for a long time but it never feels sincere, I'm beginning to think that I'm just a side character
W-who said you have a problem! Your problem is t-that you believe you have one, t-that a dream will just come naturally and you'll b-be extra motivated and boom! Everything w-will work out
You are probably right.
I have a final question.
Does God exist?
Well, when I realize I have no direction to go, I max out my possibilities and ressources. I've shaped my current path of life to to give me time, money, place, and most importantly personal skills I might be able to work with later. You could plan your life similar to that, have a stable basis, and use it to help others who you think have life goals that are worth supporting.
become speedwagon
No god w-worthy of worship, at least
Well yes, this is what I'm planning to do now.
it will be few years of hard works but it will work out later hopefully.
im not going to call you out as a dude or atrap or whatever, but i'm sorry alice your advice are shit.
most of the anons are not really getting help, maybe youre just making things worse with that larp.
you are not the good person you think you are.
C-can you please point to specific advice I've g-given that is shit?
Who said I think I'm a good person?
strong disagree
as seen here, she gives good advice