How the fuck do i smoke cigarettes inside without my mom finding out? this quarantine shit is killing me...

how the fuck do i smoke cigarettes inside without my mom finding out? this quarantine shit is killing me, and i haven't smoked in a few days. i'm wanting to try the method in the bathroom with the steam, window, and fan, with the towel under the door, but i'm wanting to know if there's a foolproof method to doing this (no, i can't go outside)

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Also, mommy gonna whoop that ass

Before pot was legal I rented a basement apartment in an old house - I once used *one shot* of WD-40 and the landlady came down to complain, she smelled it instantly. So I sure couldn't smoke.

A friend of mine took the cardboard tube from a paper towel roll out of my recycling bin. He stuffed 2 -3 scented fabric softener sheets into the tube and we exhaled every hit through that tube, like a filter, and the landlady never caught on.

Cigarettes though - don't know if that rig would work for tobacco. One thing for sure: you need an air-tight jar (huge Mason jar with proper two-part lid & locking ring to cap it) for the butts and ashes, those things create their own robust odor.

i'm 19, smoking age here in texas is 18. parents are both very conservative, they've never even been drunk (or so they say).

That wont work, good luck. Cigs are bad for you anyways

Just get the mail or something.. take the dog for a walk

unless she is a completely naive retard, she's going to know. trust me, she might not say anything, but she's going to know.

use this as an opportunity to quit user. It will improve literally aspect of your life.

So you're an adult, and you're not allowed to go outside? Time to grow up. They don't have a say anymore about what you do with your life.

take a fucking walk and smoke