A Yas Forums love story: a couple weeks ago I started spamming a thread. An user asked to talk to me more, and after a few days I added user on social media. After a few days of talking, it was revealed that user was a Femanon in a polyamorous relationship.
We began calling each other, sexting, and masturbating together.
We are best friends, and I love her, and she loves me.
Questions, comments, discussion, lurkers, and shitposts will be accepted.
>I added user on social media
>We are best friends, and I love her, and she loves me.
kek
bye
/thread
lmao get catfished while some fat asshole masturbaits to you.
>and she loves me.
hahahahahahahaha what a fukin good kek
She's actually sexy as fuck
>lonely and jealous
/thread
>polyamorous
Enjoy getting cucked by Tyrone
He's*
lol fagit
sage
he has seen videos of me :)
thanks sexy
Hey babe ;)
We have filmed ourselves for each other.
except i'm fucking both of them so i dont think thats how a cuck works
cuck faggot
sage
imagine making this thread to brag and inflate your ego only to get torn down because you're a retarded newfaggot who doesn't realize where he is top fucking KEKERONI
>a couple weeks, best friend
>polyamorous
wow, and I thought my life was sad
I mean, I'm the new guy showing up in this relationship.
She wanted a girl, but met me.
I never even considered a polyamorous relationship, but it just feels so natural.
I love her
My life is actually happier now than it has been in a long time.
My life is so much more beautiful with her in it.
hot shit tip: it feels "natural" because you are a lonely fucking faggot top fucking kek
this relationship isn't natural, you are a lonely fuck top lel
You're so amazing. I'm so lucky. Now we just need to get another bitch and make this shit a foursome.
We're both love the same tv show and movie, we both share a lot of the same kinks, we both have a similar sense of humor, and we both are Yas Forums tards
She will want blacked next, she's a slut that figured out how to manipulate her beta orbiters for maximum attention and financial stability, enjoy cleaning Tyrone's cum with your tounge
YOU'RE amazing
I love you. I just want to focus on you for a while, and give you all the attention you deserve, but maybe eventually you can find me a redhead, or a slender place girl with a pixie cut and small tits...
and we're both sexy as fuck
i'm definitely a slut. not really into black guys tho.
that's sexy as fuck. i love you too
He's actually roleplaying as his fake gf, no this is not a drill, he is actually fucking roleplaying his fake as fuck doesn't exist girlfriend, the absolute madman
She can have what she wants, and she would let me have what I wanted.
But we don't like niggers, so that one is probably off the table.
Right darling?
figured that would happen lol but it doesnt matter. we both know its not roleplaying or whatever.
i mean a cute subby black girl doesnt sound toooo baaddd if you think about it
OP here
ACTUALLY... This started out as roleplaying between her and I, and then we started dropping the roleplaying and it started to get real.
No, I'm really not attracted to black girls. They're actually a major turn off for me.
And you know I like a girl who can switch between submissive and dominant
OP just come out as a dick smoker then come out as a regular fag smoker.
She'll be too shocked at you being a faggot to even care you smoke.
thats fair i guess it DID technically start as roleplaying, but you're not roleplaying as me, we are genuinely two different posters. lol thats what i meant
and thats fair but i also want a plaything
this is only going to end in heartbreak for you
too bad you're too stupid to listen to people
dumbfuck enjoy your cuckoldry
sage
You're telling making this sound like samefagging, my love
And you've been on Yas Forums longer than me
>OP wakes up, empty mountain dew bottles falling off of his bed as his frame cries under his body shifting
>tries to sit up, to no avail
>tries again, grabbing onto his desk next to his bed
>success
>repositions the anime and mlp figurines that had fallen over
>slumps out of bed, the tears already starting
>remembers elementary school when he wasn’t so overweight and he socialized
>the crushing reality of his steady decline in mental health is only outweighed by his stomach
>no
>OP knows what’ll help drown the truth out
>a larp on Yas Forums
>what does he do? Celebrity larp? Wincest?
>no
>in his wildest fantasies, he meets a girl on Yas Forums who actively has sex with another person
>that’ll show em
And here we are boys
sage my love
dont get cocky with me
cocky with the SAGE, my love
holy fuck
>this is only going to end in heartbreak for you
Maybe, but I love her, and trust her
>too bad you're too stupid to listen to people
Well, that's kind of what I made this post for, for some good ole Yas Forums feedback from the Yas Forumsros, but also because I knew she'd be on here and it turns us on to talk about it in front of other people
>dumbfuck enjoy your cuckoldry
It's a poly relationship. We do talk often to see how my feelings are about it. I am. Her boyfriend is okay with it as well.
Kek
yall make it sound so tragic, he's getting pussy
cringey faggot
the cringe turns me on
>he's getting pussy
I'm tired of hearing this shit, as if all pussy is made equal
it's not
some pussy is not worth having
OP's pussy is such an example
also sage
I'll get cocky with you later tonight
wasted trips
sage
beggers cant be choosers
yeah they sure as hell can
when they do they stop being beggars
sage
>sage my love
ok
sage
sage
sage
S A G E
s a g e
sage
I volunteer at the special needs program at my school, yet this thread is the most autistic thing I’ve ever seen. OP, you need serious, serious help.
sage
put me in the screencap
sage
I'm actually in therapy for some other stuff right now.
She knows. That's another thing we relate on.
sage
sage, sage, sage, sage
sage
and im so proud of you
sage
sage
Thanks babe
I love you
I'm proud you for how you've come too
Fukken SAGED
i love you too
Look at all these sages, and poster count hasn't increased.
Fag who's sageing is samefagging
We'll be by each other's side to support each other
sage
When did I ever claim to be another poster? You don't understand how calling a samefag works because you are an absolute cancerfaggot
that is why shit like this is up on this board right now
hey i guess it's a slight break from the porn but how much of a break is it really when I'd rather be looking at porn?
also only half of those are mine meaning at least one other person is participating in the SAGEFEST
SAGE btw
If you'd rather be looking at porn there's this cool new thing called pornhub, coombrain
It's Yas Forums, not xvideos, you triggered incel coomer faggot