Medical researcher here

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Under optimal conditions, I mean.

almost all post op trannies never get proper mental health assessments or counseling beforehand

idk, but it certainly is a rapidly mutating virus, its because it came from an animal and not originally coded for humans

when im on Yas Forums, yes

im not sure, but god damn shes gonna grow hotter with age

because im a fag

ask your dad

Bette Midler's Beaches, do you love it or LOVE it?!?

On a scale of 1 to suicide, how much do you regret your time on Yas Forums?

If we we're negotiating a price for your mom, what are your dealpoints?

How does the fact that I have an unopened pack of Juicy Fruit change things?

considering aa typical woodchuck weighs about 9 lbs, and a cut log can weigh anywhere from 5-12lbs on how i cut them, not very much

checked

love it

suicide

I would take an opened pack of juicyfruit covered in coronavirus sneeze for her

shes a meth addict living in a trailer with her dealer bf, ive tried getting her help, but shes too far gone

You find out a colleague is wearing glasses even though he has no prescription. Do you trust him?

no

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Why aren't you helping the tortoise, Leon?

When I dip do you dip?

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

On a scale of 2 to velociraptor, how is this thread going so far?

Don’t eat it Steve

Why do lesbians masturbate with rubber penises?

Were you around for last night's Diamond Thread? Don't you wish this was the Diamond Thread? Don't you yearn for it?

It really is fucking silly. You don't see gay guys eating pocket pussies.

Gilf porn. Do anti-discrimination laws require its existence?

A man shows up at your door at 6:00 a.m. and wheels in Jeremy Bentham's corpse. How long before you have sex with it?

If Luden Bros. started marketing penis-flavored lozenges who would be the product spokesperson? And why would it be Barack Obama?

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If you cooked your own baby would you serve it rare, medium rare, medium, or well done? Assume you are a Satanist for purposes of this question.

What's this got to do with Jackie Chan?

If you had all the answers, would you still ask questions?

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wat

yes

i tried believing, i just cant convince myself

meteor

because dicks are irreplaceable

nope

i love gilf porn

instantly

because he sucks dick

medium well i guess, you dont want to overcook it, but there are a lot of human germs in a baby

yes

Can the Magic 8 Ball answer every question accurately?

Wait, did you think that last question was about heroin?!?

Andrew Gillum invites you back to his room. So what do you change your name to when you assume a false identity and flee the jurisdiction?

Why doesn't Mongolia get more tourism? I mean, those Mongolian grills in stripmalls are the shit.

You have the opportunity to go back in time and kill one person other than Hitler. Who? And would you consider targeting Terry Gilliam?

why do i get the feeling this is some fucked up bot

You in the jungle, baby. You gonna die?

What does this guy have against fucked up bots anyway?

You are forced to remake Romancing the Stone at gunpoint. Who do you cast as he leads?

If Indian kids do so well in spelling bees, why can't that country figure out indoor plumbing and basic sanitation?

Weresharks. Fact or fiction?

NICE!

You are inducted into the Guinness Book of World Records. What for?

is the reason you are so hairy because of the high estrogen levels of the MREs you eat from the US government.The government has to add hormones to the MRE to keep it people docile and suggestible.and kinda tranny like.

You ever watch that show Ripley's Believe It Or Not as a kid?

Okay. So who the fuck is Ripley anyway?!?

Truly decadent

They still have curiously low confirmed corona infections

the are just severely under reported like most rape cases.

Why isn't duck porn a thing?

Asking for a friend.

Whatever happened to that AIDS quilt?

not hard to have a low official number whne you do no testing

Why does this thread only has 11 posters when it's clearly the best thread on Yas Forums?

Is fapping to traps gay?

What did you major in during college and what path did you choose for your education?

That sounds fowl.

How big is your dong

How big is your penis?

>under-reporting
These are the correct answers