We need to stop this thread until we knoew what the hell is going on

We need to stop this thread until we knoew what the hell is going on

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the chinese threw them all in to a pit and buried them really quick and lowered their infection figures.

no, stop being silly

They went inside?

They got off the boat?

It sailed out of sight and you don't see the people or the boat?

It got dark.

It was already dark, and they were all negros who have stopped smiling?

close but no

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All the people were married.

>
the boat capsized

i went blind

You are the only one left on the boat

TWO BOATS

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Cruise ships are mobile crematoriums they get everyone on bard and them take them ten at a time for a special prize they think they are getting 8000 or another free cruise then they take them set them in chairs take their pictures record and date everything then they all pass around champagne its poison they die once dead they are incinerated.

ma boi

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bookkeeper

How the situation where you are?
Family ok?

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They are in (inside) the boat. You can't see them.

Photography

news reel in reverse

snap snap

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pencil

ok brainy boy. No cheating here

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Silence?

Encyclopedia Brown?

Not him but that's where I knew that riddle from.
Those books were the shit back in the day.

because you are a space flux

you dont see a single person because you see all the people. derp i hate riddles like these

If your parents are not proud of you at least I am and that's what matters

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space flux

im gonna say something about a clock

I wont if you wont. No

Take away half the letters and you're left with IV - Roman Numeral for 4.

Eight. Five letters.

wut

impressive. see me after school.

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computer keyboard

there are 10 numbers at a party, of which 5 are the number 8 and one is the number 4. the others don't matter
4 is half of 8, therefore the 4 is half of 5 of the 10 numbers at the party.

diary

They're swimming :)

no cheating now, not that you would. I trust you

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Towel

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A towel. Jeez, these are all too easy, let me give you a hard one:
>A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls a gun on him. The guys thanks him and walks out.

TowelIts a soda gun

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Good guess but no.

he had the hiccups
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.
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or was it deression

the air

Hiccups is correct. Well done, that one took me months.

A sage to the thread shithead

nice dubs andy, based and logpilled

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hiccups so he wanted water but the gun scared the hiccups away

coffee?

It's a couple's cruise. Nobody is single.

What can travel all the way around the world without ever leaving the corner?

Tiger jumped on the boat, are you gunna stay on a boat with a wild tiger?

Bonus points for album selection. Would have awarded more for replicas but everything to play for going forward

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Nephew. Unless the letters stand for some specific peoples names or something gay like that.

cousin

In black families it hardly matters

D is the nephew/niece

Bullshit. Most keyboards have three locks.

no, pic not related

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because when you get close you realize the boat is full of niggers and niggers aren't people.

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A is the uncle of D

capslock. try again

Aunt

yep yep yep yep

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your name

Your name.

>married.
Lol

All right. This one was very smart.

It's a refugee boat and they got rescued