How to deal with violent homeless moon cricket who drinks all day right outside my front gate in my nieghborhood. Police do nothing , they didn’t even show up today when I called them. I’m tired of it but I’m also never been in a fight and a 130# manlet
Any suggestions? I’ve thought of homemade pepper spray , spraying him with the garden hose , throwing a bucket of water on him when he goes to sleep (whenever that is) I was on whisper looking for people to come beat his face in but they all want money or to be paid . I just want the moon cricket to get the message he’s unwanted and I’m tired of being afraid to walk down the streets . He has brandished weapons ,he has beat someone before with a weapon , he is the nieghborhood bully who thinks because he lives outside he owns the outside all of it .
Where do you live? City I mean. No I’m not trying to dox you, but if you say Detroit or something like that, then you should just move. Lol
Joshua Foster
California San Diego
Brandon Fisher
HAHAHahahahahahahah, just move dude, your nigger problem won’t just go away
Christian Stewart
Get a hamburgur, poison it and then pretend it fell out of your bag, without you noticing, as you walk past him. Niggers cant resist a stolen meal.
Jaxson Peterson
Step 1: Buy gun. Step 2: Yell at Nigger to get off propery. Step 3: Bait Nigger to branish weapon. Step 4: Dispose of Nigger with extreme prejudice. Step 5: Call police, and say you feared for your life.
Enjoy being white and getting to kill said Nigger and not serve time.
Dominic James
>CA Well, there's your primary problem. If you do escape CA and come to my state; for fucks sake don't vote for the same shit that cucked your home state.
To the problem at hand: Body cam. Get one and wear it prominently while outside your neighborhood.
Julian Nguyen
It will when they start getting treated as such
Jeremiah Diaz
What the fuck is a body cam gonna do ? Record me getting killed by a rabid moon cricket ?
Colton Thompson
I'm black and I approve this plan.
Thomas Sanchez
I can’t afford or wait to buy a gun this is an immediate threat
Ayden Rogers
You gots to pop off to moon cricket dawg. Stand up for yo shit, he needs pay what he owe! You hit that nigga in the face with a lead pipe and he gawn and took his momma wid him yeah
Aiden Anderson
Him and all his buddies that the cops give two fucks about
>California Sorry bro, can't help you there. Just wait for your governor to ruin things further, then you can have the cricket eliminated.
Chase Sanchez
You want me to come wipe your ass for you too? Quit being such a woman
Nathaniel Hill
i reported the car stolen and said they had guns
John Price
Well when they’re getting piss or shit thrown at them or stomped out in the night they’ll get that they don’t own the sidewalk outside Just look at this shit It’s like a third word country I moved to California to stay to myself and better my life not be harassed and have my life threatened everyday by this lot
>Heat water to a roaring boil >Throw boiling water on him while he is asleep >Run >???? >Profit
Benjamin Thomas
Boiling oil will do a better job
Blake Reed
That's a hate crime but good try
Tyler Edwards
Ya I bet the police just laughed and didn’t even care
Austin Thompson
Get you the evidence needed to have him arrested. You don't go provoking him with it on. Unless you want evidence you you being an asshole. Which maybe you are?
Eli Perez
Drop a cinder block on his head or use a pick axe
Eli Johnson
I don’t want to do it cause they’re black I wanna do it cause they threaten me and my life consistently I called the police and they didn’t do shit They didn’t even show up
Wyatt Scott
You’re either a troll or literally retarded if you think CA is good for any of that. You might as well have been “oh where’s a good country to socialize with people? I know! Antarctica!”
You’re an idiot and a pussy, why aren’t you jacked enough to beat up some porch monkey? They can’t even fight good alone, they need strength in numbers. You just need to do some fucking push-ups. Don’t come to my state
Cooper Davis
I just want this fucker to find somewhere else to sit and drink other than right outside the church and gate that leads to my front door
Brody Nelson
Poke holes in eggs with a thumb tack. Leave unrefrigerated for a week. Throw eggs at where they hang out while they are gone if you are a pussy or at them if not. The smell will get them to leave and drink somewhere else. It will last until rain. Squirting them over the wall with week old piss in a squirt gun is good too.
Michael Phillips
If you're that confident then go speed racer go. But if you're a different color I'd think first about how shit plays
Justin Cruz
I'm telling you, homless niggers eat literal garbage every day. No one will bat an eye at a poisoned jigga boo.
Isaac Bennett
Thats some real bitchassness on your part
Sebastian Gonzalez
go to market and buy 4 or 5 fish, Put in plastic bag, tie up and put in container outside for a week, when he is not there take bag and dump contents around his hangout.
James Butler
Infect them with the Corona virus.
Logan Torres
My front door is literally meters away
Dominic Peterson
In war, you have to make sacrifices
Oliver Gray
Yeah, just make it a worse place to be. Really bad smells, toxic kinda waste, have the sprinkler constantly on and shooting onto the sidewalk, etc. You could go window of life and constantly blast shitty/fucked up music and nazi broadcasts. If you do this, set up a webcam so we can enjoy lulz, though you may get more attention that way.
Nathaniel Young
The church is right here I can’t do that ,
Thomas Howard
You need to quit being a snatch and bring your nubian god a malted liquor, one that the great Billy Dee Williams proclaims "it works every time". Schlitz. Schlitz malted liquor bull. Dont say beer say bull
Zachary Ramirez
This basically war me vs these absolute trogs
I just know the world be a better place without them here in front everyday with nothing to do but sit here
Lucas Garcia
Just stop responding dude, he’s a troll, you could give him a no-effort solution that would work 100% and he’ll make up a reason not to do it.
He’s either a college student trying to “show others how racist the board is” or he’s just trying to gauge some retarded theory of his
Ayden Evans
Get a petition signed by residents in the neighborhood and take it to whatever useless Democrat council person represents your district.
Jaxon Wood
Lure him into your house with the offer of food and booze. Afterward suck his cock, daily. He will be a good friend forever!
John Torres
Why not? Its already awful because of the niggotry. If anything more complaints will get the shitheads 'evicted'
Ryder Roberts
Start throwing shit and piss at that area it won't take long till they stop hanging there
Noah Parker
I guess I just tonight have to spray down the sidewalk with the garden hose or a bucket of water
Jace Clark
wow you really are a fag
John Torres
You could try being poor in a rural neighborhood next time?
Jacob Hall
Relax dylan ficeto
Wyatt Taylor
22 to the back of the head. In most jurisdictions it's not even illegal to shoot feral niggers.
Austin Ward
remember that video of those kids murdering some homeless guy in the woods stabbing into his eye socket with a screwdriver or whatever? try doing something like that.
Luis Lewis
Go the dune-coon route and use acid.
Lincoln Parker
Rat poison the hamburgers was the best idea I’ve read so far
Luis Miller
The Dnepropetrovsk maniacs?
Juan Kelly
where in SD is this?
There's hardly any blacks in SD. It's wetbacks you need to worry about.
Jonathan Garcia
omg the fucking video of the kids murdering the dude in the woods. what the hell even was that? i remember watching that when i was young as hell
Brandon Robinson
Niggers are pests. You have to treat them as such.
Jack Fisher
Whoa, whoa WHOA there is some effort invlolved here. Not practical for your average Yas Forums poster.
HAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO. One nigger has got to be the least of your problems
Hunter Garcia
yeah. check out their wiki page OP, its basically a tutorial
Carson Allen
bruh
Oliver Price
Every once in a while go to the roof of your building and throw fireworks on them. Don't let them see you. Ideally, if you are outside and have someone else do it so they don't suspect you will be best. They will move.
Adrian Bell
Ball bat to the head......or get a tazer and have some fun
Gavin Harris
East village
Josiah Martinez
This. Its as smart as it gets.
Aaron Diaz
Get a pea shooter or a water gun and wake his ass up every 30 minutes throughout the night. It'll suck for you for a while, but he'll leave.
Jayden Mitchell
I’m thinking of getting on the roof with a bucket of plain everyday water
If anything he’ll get sick and be soaked at night and maybe catch this flu going around
