>experimental internet gas
Experimental internet gas
This is what happens when out of touch boomers try to connect with da kidz.
Zoomer humour is incomprehensible to them, so they think that it's all just pointless randomness.
Hence the incoherence of "experimental internet gas."
Why not just make it that his body flickers between pure data and ge real world due to experimental VR tech
>boomers
he's a gen xer, I'm sure
Friendly reminder this guy also wrote a kids book about a black gay Santa
If a flamboyantly gay man had done that there might've been some kind of perverse passion behind it, but you just know that this cuck is trying to capitalize on what he thinks is trendy with zoomer kids.
>Those comics were too cool for me
>I was intimidated by Nova’s buff arms
What are the odds this is his hidden fetish?
The result of too many brap threads?
Not just experimental internet gas. Grandpa's experimental internet gas.
Someone needs to gas this guy.
It's almost like they were hired by Disney to RUIN Marvel.
So it would’ve been created in the age of dial-up modems
>hired by Disney to RUIN Marvel.
sounds pretty based if you ask me
Like Fasaud, or more like Stunner?
Or do you mean like the Yologarch?
Why... why does he look like Soijak....
>Someone needs to gas this guy
And give him internet superpowers? No way
>Grampa braaps in modem sounds
Soijak was based on an irl archetype. Crazy, right?
>interracial gay Santa homos
I actually like Screentime's concept, he's the right kind of retarded. The other characters are the wrong kind of retarded, they suck ass.
How will he look back on his body of work in his old age?
>every single time
Yas Forums was right
Old age?
That seems optimistic
Threadly reminder that Trailblazer is waifu material.
Why the fuck is Yas Forums always fucking right
It will never stop being funny
it's what the boomers think the cloud is
>believing losers that blame the Jews for there small dicks are ever right
Fuck off cancer
hey small dick loser see
stfu jew
gib foreskin
stfu teenie weenie incel
>oh my god guys this broken clock tells the time two whole times a day
>how is it always right??
how new can you be?
why the hell are all these wojaks creating life?
>has mental access to the entire internet
>at 14.4k bitrate
A flamboyantly gay man would more than likely have presented a fairly tongue-in-cheek work, Kibblesmith's tweets indicate that he saw it as an important piece of work.
just make a quick research about the history of the Rothschild family and you'll find out all Yas Forums memes about jews are factually right
see
>I can't argue so I say you have a small dick
>HAHAHAHAHA I'M SO SMART YOU GUYS
>wahhhh I have every right to bitch aboot Jews, wahhhhh stop making fun of my small penis
Kill yourself, you castrated jew lover
>one joke
>can't stop talking about dicks
Why are you such a faggot?
t.
I'll stop talking aboot your small dick when you can stop talking aboot Jews
So would experimental internet gas just be.... online farts?
>implying Cap would be on your side
Retarded kike
>internet gas
I can only assume he tried to make his waifu's braps real
How many issues do you think it will last?
will it even reach 12 like Yost's run did?
Dilate, newfag.
Stop posting the Grimace. It's a menace to society.
you will NEVER going to let them live this down do you?
It's a 5-issue mini
Too many Yas Forumstards on my Yas Forums right now. How about you guys go fuck up another board.
It's already been advertised as a 5 issue mini.
Will you stop crying already? This is becoming embarrassing now.
I think you would feel more at home on Tumblr or Reddit.
I think your small white dick will be in better company at Yas Forums
Is there something you're trying to tell us about your dick?
are you trying to make Yas Forums, dare I say, your safe space?
not my dick, your small dick
Go take a shower. And use soap.
Are you under the impression that this website is some leftist haven outside of Yas Forums? The
Yas Forumsmblr thing is starting to seem more and more real to me. Nobody pisses themselves when somebody gets all racist or whatever on any of the other boards, everybody just accepts that it comes with the territory and moves on. Trying to shut down discussions or shame people out of expressing their opinions is reddit-tier behavior. Are you sure you wouldn't be happier there?
cringe
This guy didn't read the original New Warriors because he thought they were "too cool" for him.
This was a project offered to him.
I don't think this could have been anything other than a disaster.
The character designs are just icing on the cake.
You have no power here—or anywhere else, for that matter.
This is garbage. Faggots on here truly are retards with no gift of gab. Waste of time.
How many chromosomes do you have?
are you guys sure it will make it that far?
Kek
I heard /hist/ is full of commies, he should try fitting in over there
I'm sure they've all already been written and drawn.
just like Gabby
3 Issues are already solicited, so probably.
and this fellas
>BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP.html
>This guy didn't read the original New Warriors because he thought they were "too cool" for him.
>This was a project offered to him.
When will the big 2 learn to stop operating like that, and get writers to pitch books to them instead? That way we'd get people passionate about a book, with an actual vision, instead of editors offering their friends work, whether they're going to be good for it or not.
>Latinx
Why do you Americans insist on finding up the most retarded, nonsensical words to describe things?
>Basedboi Prime: I never read it because The New Warriors were a little too..."cool" for me.
>Ethan Van Sciver: Well, you were the only one.
Imagine having such little self-esteem you won't read a book because you think you aren't cool enough for it
Literally every time. Do they have some special summer camp for jews were they indoctrinate them into this shit or is it simply genetic ?
The world will have collapsed into ruin and the future he dreamed of will be ashes long before he reaches old age.
the thalmud explicitly states that all goym are fated to be the servants of the god-chosen people
Wouldn't it just be because of the fact that the entertainment industry pushes this shit and it's mostly made up of jews anyway?
The plot of this shit involves a law that makes it illegal for anyone 21 and under to be a vigilante? This whole fucking thing is a shit show
When it was it fucking legal for anyone above the age of 21
I guess in the Marvel universe they eventually legalized vigilantism for grown-ups since it is way more common there than irl
It's basically racism masquerading as anti-sexism. English is a gender-neutral language, so we have to make Spanish more like English by coming up with moronic "gender-neutral" terms. It's idiots who grew up speaking English and exhibit a fundamental misunderstanding of Spanish grammar, that they interpret as sexism. I despise them.
>2070
>exploring a ruined city
>find a library
>most books are ruined
>find one that is remarkably intact
>hopefully its a survival guide or a cook book
>instead find a book about a gay black santa
>can't even use if to wipe my ass
I guess one of the main reasons why SJW PC culture never got off in latin america is the lack of gender neutral terms in spanish and portuguese, so using inclusive language sounds a thousand times more retarded than it is in english
>All this SJW shit is written by Millennials and Gen Xers trying to pander to each other to see who's the most virtuous.
>Zoomers don't care because it's usually boring and lame as fuck and they'll just go play vidya or watch anime instead
>MUH ZOOMERS REE
How the fuck is this shit anywhere near the fault of zoomers?
I think what's funniest about this guy is that admitted that the New Warriors was too scary for him.
Makes sense. That generation was raised on Zim and other things of pointless random humor.
Such a shame since it seems like a few years back we were wanting things to be more serious.
not even Anthony Burch is a bigger stereotype of a sjw numale söyboy than this guy
That would have required an additional two more minutes than what he was required to think of a concept.
Does this guy ever read a comic?
Isn't it kinda misogynist to just snub Mrs. Claus like that?
KIND OF HARD TO KEEP THE JAPS OUT OF THE MARKET WHEN YOU WRITE SHIT LIKE THIS.
Straight women are near the bottom of the SJW pillar. Gay men are at the top. Above lesbians, unless the lesbians pretend they're trans.
I've been trying to leave weeb shit behind on my life because I'm done with waifufaggotry fanservice and spineless generic MCs made for beta teens (and adults with the minds of a beta teens) to self-insert, but I must admit the japs have no real competition anymore
>t.
I don't think that's right. White women are higher than gay men because women are automatically higher than men.
No, it's all about jealousy. Black women (who are in charge) are far more jealous of white women than gay men. So gays get treated better.