Zoo Discussion Thread with Feral yiff instead of real pics because real pics get ya beaned

Zoo Discussion Thread with Feral yiff instead of real pics because real pics get ya beaned

I really love animals and just want to talk about them, so hop in if this sounds like your type of thing

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you wanna rape animals...

I love dog cock

>real pics get ya beaned
Glad my reports did some good. Sick fucks.
Yiff all you want.

Same with Loli shit, I don't care but do not post real CP.

Nah you let them fuck you

Let us jerk off in peace fag

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>Glad my reports did some good

Nigga you really think you are the almighty user that did something about zoo? Fucking lol, beast isn't even really beanable, it's a completely gray area that it 100% matters on what mod or jannie sees the thread. Niggas try to report zoo and they end up getting the message back "false/misclassified report" and nothing happens

How is letting my 120lb male dog fuck me rape? How is jerking off a stallion rape? How is fucking a mare rape?

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Lol, who doesn't?

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so i caught my brother fucking the family dog a few months ago and we haven't even spoken since. i just don't know what to say to him any advice on what i should say or do? do you think hes just attracted to dogs or possibly just desperate?

Obviously I don't know for sure because I don't know him, but I know most zoos are only attracted to animals and almost all zoos truly love their animals to death. Attraction to animals develops when you're going through puberty and all that jazz, so it's kinda like being a faggot or anything like that, it most likely happened because he already really loved the dog, and once he started getting horny the dog happened to be there and he explored a little which then evolves into full on zoo.


Is the dog male or female and what breed?

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where the fuck can you find man on snake porn

That shit's nasty, but pretty much on any zoo porn site

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>sleeping in a field
>wake up to this

wat do?

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bump for recent stories, I haven't been on one of these threads in a long time

I for one figured out my boyfriend and I are both into this kind of stuff, so that was an interesting life development

I haven't been able to get fucked by Kaiser in a while because of the kung flu, everyone's staying home so there's like no alone time to get knotted. Cuddling, getting licked, and jerking/sucking him off still happens at night, but no getting fucked :(

The plus side to all this is that the riding part of the ranch I work at closed and a lot of the workers don't even want to come in, and I'm using the excuse of "I hate not doing anything and being cooped up all day so I'm gonna spend a lot of time with the horses" which works amazingly. Yesterday I went and I was alone in the stables for like 75% of the time I was there, and today I was alone the entire time. It's fucking amazing

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>Nasty
I don't think anyone itt is in any position to judge
Also, there's like, the same two videos on every site. I refuse to believe that this is all there is

You know what's ironic, we've developed civilization for the past 2000 years and created literal weapons of mass destruction, yet our dicks are still smaller than a dogs.

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Have you guys done anything with that discovery?

(also are you guys m/m or m/f?)

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I don't think you should do anything sexually with an animal that the animal doesn't also get pleasure from

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shes a female and a Doberman Labrador mix.
it happened about 12, i was supposed to leave for work very early but i got a text saying we where closed so stayed in, my brother woke up and was calling my name but i ignored him because i was only half awake and was trying to ignore him. right after he starts playing loud music in his room and so after a while ive had enough and get up to tell him to switch it off but when i walked into his room he was balls deep in the dog, he jumped back and i just left and went back to my room i didnt know what to say.

what do you get up to with the horses?

(m/m, both of us are Bi though) Nah we have a cat, but I am more of a dog/horse person. I do not think we have the type of lifestyle that would be good for a dog (not enough time for walks/high energy activities, not enough space, we are poor as fuck)

About how old is he and how close is your brother and the dog? Like does she sleep in his room all the time and does he take care of her mostly or does he kinda ignore her most of the time?

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more stallion on female needed

Ah understandable, it's good that you know you may not be able to support a good boi and you don't get one vs just getting him because you want sex.

If you guys really wanna try it to see if you guys like it, go on craigslsit, search "male", "dog", "boy" or the actual breed you are looking for and you most likely will find a male dog that someone is trying to find an owner for, ask if he's neutered, if he's not, ask if you can take him on a run and or something that makes it so that you have the dog for a little while, take him home, and give him the time of his life lol

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hes 19, i dont think she sleeps in his room but he does look after her a lot like walks and feeding her and shit, hes also home alone with her a lot because hes on a gap year and only works part time

Take a guess lol. There's 10 of them in the riding stables and all the boarded horses are in a whole separate area, 8 them are all types of breeds and are all mares and geldings and used for riding while the two that I love to death and the only two I do anything sexual with are Clydesdales, Nattie and Clyde. The owner got Clyde as a gift or something and since she had a stallion of a pretty expensive breed like a Clydesdale, she bought a mare so she could breed them and all that jazz. Anyways, point is that they are literally just there for show, no rides them and no one really interacts with them much other than when we do carriage rides, that is until I came along a year or so ago. I've kinda become the caretaker for them because: 1.) Since they aren't riding horses, no one else really feels like they are "their horse" like all the other horses 2.) Since they don't get a lot of attention, just me giving them a little bit of petting and kisses on their snouts makes them get super affectionate (especially Nattie) and 3.) Clyde is the only stallion on the ranch that isn't boarded, so that's a huge plus lol

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This might be a stupid question, but Isn't there some kind of training/getting the dog used to you that is required?

From that he honestly sounds like a normal zoo, he probably actually truly loves her and wants the best for her, and if he grew up with her (or another dog) taking super care of her then once his feeling set in, sex just becomes the next step. Trust me when I say she fucking loves it and loves the attention he's giving her. Especially if he's doing it right and doing plenty of foreplay, then it just seems like both of them are getting pleasure out of it, both emotionally and sexually.

I know you're stuck in a hard position, you aren't attracted to animals and you don't really get it, but like I said it sounds like he's doing it because he loves her NOT because he just wants to bust a nut and she's a warm fleshlight. I def would just accept it and try to move on with him. Idk, like I said I obviously don't know the full situation and your guys' history, but I would try to just go back to normal

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love mares how did your first time happen?

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I wonder how many percent of my daily protein intake i get with all this horse semen im drinking.

How are ya'll doing?

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No, not really. Every dog is different so some dogs don't really care about sex and some dogs really love it. From what I've heard from different people and from my experiences there are kinda three different ways your first time with a male dog can go:

1.) The nigga is horny as fuck and knows exactly what to do once you get naked and on all fours in front of him, he knows there's a hole, you're in a submissive position, he knows to mount and fuck. This usually only happens once he gets experienced with sex a little, 99% of the time it's because he's been bred before and knows the jist.

2.) He's horny but confused. Jerking him off makes him thrust and he pops out and nuts a little, but doesn't know what to do when you're on all fours. You do have to be careful with this because if you try to train him and you put him on your back and jerk his sheath against your asshole so that he starts thrusting in you, a lot of the times that can turn into him being super lazy with fuckin because he knows you'll do it for him. I really don't know how to get him to fuck you naturally other than getting him bred so that he learns what to do through pheromones and all that.

3.) He doesn't really care. You'll literally be jerking him off, massaging his sheath in all the right places, jerking him into your mouth, and he just won't care. This usually happens in older dogs, or dogs who have been harshly trained out of humping and all that and have not fucked a female dog before. I'm not sure there is a way for them to enjoy sex anymore since they think it's bad to be horny or they are just too old.

Also matters on the breed, smart, loyal, guard dog breeds are way more likely to want to fuck you than other breeds, and size is a big thing, the bigger they are, the more likely they think it's cool to fuck you because the size difference isn't that big. So I'd go for any breed 70lbs+ but preferably 90lbs+

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Can you share some stories about you and Kaiser?

Doing just the same as yesterday, in fact today has been almost exactly like yesterday lol

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Well atleast things arent awful so thats good.
Yeah i second this i wanna hear more stories about you and Kaiser.

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damn, I haven't been on Yas Forums for years and the first thing I see when I open it again is a zoo thread.

Nice to see that they still exist

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Move so I don't get stepped on?

We aint going nowhere pal.

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Yeah and gorillas have dicks that are one inch long. Nature is fucking weird

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First time I write a gt, sorry
>be me
>13 yo male
>always very horny, jackin off multiple times a day
>Go to uncle's house
>He has a very small male dog that for some reason is intact to this very day
>I don't remember his race, but he is white with black patches, furry, very active, cute and small.
>As soon as I show up he starts humping me. He's always humping things. He was still doing it a couple years ago.
>I don't have too much experience with dogs, certainly not intact ones, and I don't get what he's doing
>Let him hump me, it's sort of fun.
>Until I feel something weird and wet.
>It's his dick.
>Now I get it.jpeg
>Get him away from my leg, do stuff for a while.
>I'm eventually able to be alone with the dog
>Play with him for like an hour
>Doesn't take long till I try to make him hump my leg
>I'm quite amazed by that red dick
>Let him hump my leg for a while, his dick grows, let it go back.
>Decide to mess with his dick with my 13yo feet
>I think I mess a bit with my hands, but give up because his dick has too much fluid.
>put his dick betwen my toes, he starts humping it.
>I'm pretty much masturbating the dog now.
>Keep doing it
>Out of nowhere, dog jizz comes out
>Surprised pikachu face.jpeg
>Freak out
>Try to clean it as fast as possible
>Works out, no one notices
>There were a lot of people in the house too, I have no idea how I managed to do it all and everyone just thinks I'm playing with the dog.
>Goes to the bathroom at night and cum buckets.
>I'm totally not gay just because I liked playing with dog dick
>I actually very gay, but that's a stpry for another day
>Watched zoo porn for a while after that, I even did things with another dog later, but I think I got over the zoo thing as puberty went on
>The fact I liked it when I was so young makes me sometimes remeber it foundly. But I still try to avoid it because it seems wrong, idk.
>still share this so you can masturbate to it.

Would you?

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Hey thats kinda neat too bad you didnt blow him dog dick is delicious.

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My first time happened by huge chance, basically there's this hiking path that's at the end of my street that I always take Kaiser for walks on and it splits into a few other trails, and I just decided to go down a new trail and after a while of walking, I found the main pasture for the horses and my heart pretty much stopped. I've always wanted to be with horses but I was always nervous a car would pass by or someone would see me at night or something like that, but this area was completely open, no cars, no street lights, and at 1 am no one would.

Anyways, I spent a lot of time hanging out around there and petting all the horses that would come up, went back home to put all of Kaiser's stuff away and then went back by myself, spent a lot of time petting them and letting them get to know me, but the most affectionate one and the one that kept shoving all the other horses away so I could pay attention to her was Nattie. Two things attracted me to her at that point, 1.) How she was super friendly made me pretty happy and 2.) Her size was fucking intimidating, but everything about her was big and that was a massive plus

I spent a really long time there, went back home and drove to the store to get carrots, got back and fed them to the horses, that's when I started exploring a little and started massaging their vulvas and fingering them. Out of the few that were there, some didn't like it and moved away but Nattie was fine with it and seemed to enjoy it. At the time I knew nothing about horses but she was in heat so that's why lol.

Came back at night, got onto her side of the fence, and long story short it was a lot of fingering, eating her out, and trying to figure out how to fuck her with the height difference, but I ended up just jerking off while I was giving her oral

After I few days I asked for a job at the ranch and ended up getting a volunteer position, got to know the horses really well, and now I'm living the dream lol

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I don't really have anything that's recent because of the Chinese virus and everyone's home all the time now.

I can answer any questions you have though

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I like that story, hell i LOVE first time stories as a whole.

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This message is for the Kaiser owner, others feel free to reply too if you seem to have the same experience.

I'm very curious and want to let my dog mount me but am not sure how to start.
I've been using dog dildos for the longest time now and really want to feel the real thing, but my dog only gets turned on by other dogs and I have no real clue on how to turn him on to mount me.
I went on all fours before and spread my ass and vagina for him but he just licked it a few times and then lost interest.

How do I make him understand that he needs to mount me? I'm afraid to touch his penis too much because he seems to get uncomfortable, and I've seen him bite in anger before and I wish to not get shredded apart by him so.. Any ways to train him to understand or to touch his penis without him being uncomfortable?

Dont remember if it was you or Knotty i asked this but whats the closest you ever got to being caught?

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Eww that's way to gay, at that age I only liked to put my fingers in my ass to cum faster, I was a totally straight kid, don't call me gay.

Wait a couple years and I could try it.

How the fuck do you even meet someone that is interested in that stuff?

>and I've seen him bite in anger before
Yikes if your dog is that undisciplined i wouldnt risk it without training that behaviour out of him and thats gonna take years.
What breed is he?

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My dog was like that for a bit but when i got naked and started jarking off infront of him he start getting into it just dont force him

>I was a totally straight kid, don't call me gay.
> I only liked to put my fingers in my ass to cum faster,

Sure thing Shirley.

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