ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / FETISHES / INCEST / GENERAL DEGENERACY ETC

I like to cum in my coworkers heels. I work with some gorgeous women with the sexiest legs / feet. I was having a lot of fun in a mainly empty office but now im working from home. Feelsbad

I started doing it when I lived in dorms where I had my own sink, but not my own toilet. That was more sitting spread-eagle over it, though. Afterwards I kept it up and moved into sink. It's actually kind of cozy.

One of the managers where I work is a blonde MILF who wears heels all the time. I think you'd enjoy her.

Couldn't you just do it into a tissue or a pair of your boxer shorts before you put them in the wash or something?

I'm really sensitive to the smell, and I don't do the wash and take out the trash every day

I jacked of to Nancy Pelosi as I imagined a MILF scenario with her

i'm a religion fetishist - very tame.

i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender.

essentially, i fantasize about the idea of a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel inferior to them, envious of them, and reverent towards them. i love thinking of real christian churches and flipping them, and i tend to picture people i know in religious scenes/roles.

(love sharing my fetish - open to questions/comments etc!)

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my girlfriend sucks off all her friends on the regular. she gives the most mindblowing orgasms and she doesnt know how to have any sort of interpersonal relationship without servicing them. if she goes out and meets someone new at a bar or party that she is enjoying chatting with she'll offer him a blowie right then and there and she always swallows the load.

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When my nieces stay at my house I let them sunbathe topless/nude

I have propaganda from both sides of the political parties of the U.S and I post threads and incite arguements daily.
When it snowballs into a 300 reply thread I giggle.
I dont care who wins I just like to see everyone be retarded.

when I was 18 I got jebaited by a trap, I was super drunk/stoned and she only told me after sucking my cock
after I'd fucked her doggy she turned around and I was blowing her before I could even think about what I was doing
this then led to her pleading me to let her fuck my ass until I finally agreed and she fucked me missionary until she came

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I've been obsessed with jerking off with other dudes online in the social fap threads and thought it wasn't gay cause we jerk off to women but starting to think it might be big gey

do the same thing but would never act on it irl cause dicks dont turn me on that way and would never suck one either

I loved being fucked by old men when I was 15/16/17, made me feel wanted and useful, even if it was just as a hole. Now maied with kids and my life is just so blah and beige with no passion left in me. I've thought about hooking up with men on grindr etc but I'm probably too old now and the dynamic of old man/ young boy would be lost.

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

Would you jerk off in the same room as other dudes?

i would to a woman tho idc about friendly fire

Why are you okay with being a cuck

Also was she molested by her dad or something why does she suck everyone off

Yeah a room of dudes all jerking off to the same women. You can hear their foreskin rubbing against their slimy cocks as they stroke up and down up and down for the woman of your dreams. Would you do that?

My cousin and I had sex when I was 11 and he was 20 and I loved it

user what are you implying

green

Used to bust loads in her panties, never said a thing

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Found a great stash of porn mags when I was 7, my auntie caught me masturbating, didn’t stop me me from making a mess based

you would love the Dragon Age setting, then

> user what are you implying
> an at are y implg
> a y g

You figure out the puzzle.

I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

that's really weird, but also interesting. Thanks for sharing.

kinda! for it to be best for me it has to be very based in real religion

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glad you find it interesting! the weirdness is a good part to me... happy to share!

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>she
not how it works. You fucked a dude, faggot.

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> At family’s house out of state
> Dad, uncle, and aunt go out to do errands
> Be 11, watching tv next to 20 yo cousin
> He starts teasing me
> I get pouty and playfully hit him
> He starts tickling me
> I kick and wrestle and end up sitting on his lap facing him
> he lets me pin his hands down for a second, then tickles me again and gets on top of me this time
> runs his hand over the outside of my leggings, rubbing my clit
> instantly wet
> he pulls my pants down and asks if I have ever done anything down there
> said I tried to put a banana in once but it didn’t fit
> he says let’s try something, don’t tell or we will both have to never see each other again
> pulls his cock out and rubs it around my wet pussy, starts to try to get it in
> eventually gets all the way inside; hurts at first but eventually feels good
> he cums fast then sits me on his lap to cuddle before fucking me one more time before our parents get home
> felt nervous after so we kind of avoided each other after
> masturbate thinking about it all the time still

it feels like catholicism but with a female priesthood. clothes are similar but not the same, though.

that's right! clothes i like to be as close as possible to real religions ofc! so episcopal vestments are quite beautiful and similar to catholicism.

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More stories please
Did this lead to you acting out in your own age group?
Do you feel like a victim or have you been robbed of anything?
Do you blame hyper sexualism on the incident.
Or do you think you are fine and would have turned out the same?

Any impact on how you now view sex/relationships looking back at that moment?

It did. I kinda was hyper sexual with girls my age for a while.

I do feel victimized in the sense that he clearly did something super wrong, but I was so horny and it’s been seared in my memory. Now I really like daddy Dom role play stuff

I'm a college chemistry professor with a tiny dick and one ball.

I lick piss off of the urinals at school after my students have pissed in them.

I’m racist, and yet I fucking love BBC porn. Something about a pure, blonde little white girl getting her pussy annihilated by a strong, muscular black man is just so hot to me. I hate myself for it

Came in her shampoo, body wash, hand cream, skin lotion, even toothpaste, mouthwash and lube. For a few months

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Post dick

What happened to the other testicle?

What satisfaction do you get from licking up piss?

...not you AGAIN!

Oh look, it's you again too.

Story time

imagine a horse instead of a black man and see if it still feels the same for you. maybe you consider bbc as a form of bestiality.

Nothing different from watching a gang-bang porn really.

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eh it does bother me when i want attention but shes hella annoying so its nice to be abe to get away from her. i get to fuck other women too. and yeah she was super abused as a child. sex slavery is brutal as fuck. she has so many problems. sometimes she sucks and lets people fuck her for dope money. shes pretty much free for the world to use. servicing men is the only gratification she has in her life. its kinda sad but its nice to just be able to pull down her pants and use her pussy or mouth whenever i feel like it. shes doing the lords work though. shes made alot of people feel really good

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I was born with only one testicle.

I like the humiliation of knowing I'm tasting my students' piss.

sometimes when I'm having trouble shitting or my stomach hurts and I finally shit, I'll wipe and smell the paper a little to kinda gauge how wrecked my insides are. so sometimes it smells like regular shit, sometimes it smells like morning breath, sometimes it smells like baby shit. used to smell like smoke when i smoked cigarettes. IDC eat my dick, ill never stop.

>Recently had girlfriend move in she has a kid
>Eleven year old daughter thinks she is 18
>Parades around in thongs and panties
>Lately she has been in bathing suit all day
>Yesterday she had some friends over
>Told my girlfriend I would watch them she had to work
>Often I had dreamed about this
>Two girls about her same age
>Having them over was kind of my idea
>I noticed her one friend had a great body before
>So I told her she could have two friends over
>Prayed it would be the one with the body
>Of course she did not invite that girl
>Summer is almost over so we broke out the slip and slide
>The girls acted like they were too cool for it
>Only thing they wanted to do was "lay out"
>Right when I thought my plan for lolis was totally ruined
>You would think someone died the way i felt
>Outside i heard the girls talking
>Under the patio I saw them all in little bikinis
>Right then i was diamonds
>Moments later they are wetting each other with the garden hose
>Once they got nice and wet they laid down on a blanket
>My dumbass thought "lay out" ment to lay on couch all day
>When girls are young they let their bottoms ride up
>It looked like they all had thongs on
>Laying face down their little asses in the air
>Lucky for me the sliding glass door is tinted
>During the day you can see out of it but not in
>I stood right in front of the door just looking
>Every now and then they would flip over
>I could almost see up their bottoms
>Now and then they would lay on back with legs spread
>Hours went by and I just stood at the door
>Every now and then they would go play in the hose
>Right when I thought It could not get better
>Suddenly one girl says she has to pee
>Like it was no big deal she started to pull her bottoms to the side
>Excitedly I leaned closer to the door to see better
>Exactly when she squated all the way down my gf daughter jumped up
>Pushing the door open she said "Read the first letter of every line"

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