Jealous that I'm more prepared than you are?

Jealous that I'm more prepared than you are?

Don't hate me just because you're incapable of preparing for emergency.

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Ok. I’ll just hate you because you’re a raging faggot, OP.

It's a virus, not a fucking meteor storm aimed separately at every store that sells paper you tard.

Nah me and my gun will repossess it real soon.

Doubt it. Unless you want lead salad for dinner.

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Get some shelves and bins, that is a fucking mess.

This isn't an emergency, I can still goto the store and get whatever I need

I hate you because your walls are the color of baby shit.

Hey op where do you live so I can come and take some.

This is true with a couple exceptions where I live: toilet paper and 9mm ammo. Both I've been to over 5 stores each several times this week, every time completely out. Everything else is available, and frankly TP and 9MM isn't a necessity, so yeah you're right.

I didn't see any guns so you mean someone else's shit

Scared little nigga needs his toilet paper from mommy boo hoo

smart water? is this a thing in USA?
You won't be smarter user...

Preppers are remarkably quiet. Good for them.

Imagine walking around your house like this and setting this pic up and editing it as ""joke"" that nobody on Yas Forums laughs at.
Also imagine being a virgin. Must not be hard for this fellow

Legit, why all the toilet roll? If the idea of going straight into the shower/bath is so much of an issue for you then you're too much of a pussy to survive the pandemic anyway.

quiet? they are gloating like crazy online everywhere. if they were smart they'd shut up so they aren't a target.

You plan on eating TP? I don't see much for food there scooter. Jenny Craig would be proud.

Sorry you're so afraid.
Don't forget the aluminum foil.

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Are you planning on just shitting and drinking water for the next three months?

Where's your FOOD dumbass? You gonna eat your cleaning supplies?

What's that black bucket 1 week food supply thing? I want to see inside take a pic of its contents nigger

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oh nevermind it's in the boxes

prepared for what dumb ass? this isnt a hurricane... they can still ship that shit to my local store.

bingo, and ~90% of TP/Paper towel production is in the damn US, so any international supply chain disruptions won't effect these at all.

I had a toilet paper literally dropped off at my doorstep yesterday and a few more supplies coming in about an hour or two, the fuck are you talking about

this describes most of the internet though, does it not?

Ya know I just had the thought.. if businesses are shutting down, who's making more toilet paper, etc?

Last two digits of your post = how many days you'll go without toilet paper during this pandemic
(dubs = you won't run out)
(trips = you'll die)
(quads = we all die)

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Industry isn’t shutting down.

non-essential businesses are shutting down, the companies making these products aren't shutting down, heck they are making record profits.

The businesses that are shutting down in Australia are tourist related due to travel restrictions. Now it's clubs, bars, casinos, restaurants etc. Business for most companies will go on obviously because it has to, otherwise the world will literally collapse.

rolling for harsh reality

Lol

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hope you get raided by niggers

>9mm ammo

How much are you sitting on right now? Everyone's freaking out and panic buying but, honestly, if you have at least 200 rounds and five mags, you're probably good.

I have plenty, I'm simply saying you can't get it at any store, at this point online order only, and those will dry up real fast.

Jeez what a fucking mess... And you call that being prepared? I'm sure you don't even have a proper planning to use everything in the most efficient way. Give everything away and kys faggot, you're a fucking failure.

The really prepared people have rationing plans, where you don't need to stockpile, just have a reasonable plan of how much (of anything) you need to survive. And it's not just about comfort, in a real apocalypse, the last thing you give a shit about (haha) is toilet paper. Use newspaper or any pages from useless books like the bible or koran. A gun and ammo is what you need for the most apocalyptic scenario. You don't need to hoard, you just need to find, kill and scavenge from the fat cunts that are hoarding.

Do u own a gun?

Nice pile of carboard and plastic.

>mfw no guns 'cos britbong and best thing i have is a butter knife

If you live in a city, stock up on tinned goods, lock/barricade your doors. Once the niggers have done looting and dying, the whites will still be alive and carry on. There may be rations and quarantines, but no threat of being stabbed to death for a tin of beans and/or your trainers.

Imagine getting your Airsoft gear out just to play pretend on Yas Forums

Where's all your food?

Prepared? You miss a plenty of essential things...

you're gonna feel like a fucking retard in a month

When I run out I simply go to the store and buy more. The fuck are you doing?

I've been prepping since January. I have lots of non-perishable foods, some battery backups in case of brown-outs or shit, Cleaned my home top to bottom and organized everything so it doesn't look like a bunker... and oddly, I only bought 1 24-roll jumbo pack of toilet paper. Strange how the panickers thinks a ton of paper products are the answer to surviving a quarantine.

>has load of TP
>hurr durr I prepared
Meanwhile I stockpiled ammo and arms
Over the years for easy pickings once shit really hits the fan

Essential services are going into overdrive

I don't see a respirator in your inventory...good luck choking on your tp

I didn't know niggers used Yas Forums.

I can't imagine how a typical nigger would prep for this...or if any prepped at all. No, not all black people, but the urban basketball rat. The one that put all his money into a shiny old Lexus that he can't afford to drive.

>OP is a fag

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>nigger
>prep
Choose only one

Exactly my point. I think they get some dull, clouded thought that they need to get something, steal someone's money and buy 500 Swisher Sweet flavored cigars.

I also want to know about the bucket.

youll never see or hear it coming

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You must shit a lot.

All the niggers are filling for unemployment trying to make a quick buck off the corona scare

You would have had to had actually worked to qualify for unemployment. Niggers don't work.

But wheres the food?

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They don't know that, i never said they will get approved

>dust mask and science class goggles

Bruh you already got it

lol... point taken

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And not one fire extinguisher

That's how its been in my area too (Near Seattle) have to go either right when stores open up.

wottled bater

>Not just shooting the fire out with your gun.
Never gonna make it.

I hate you because apparently you have never heard of shelving.

Your ability to organize is shit tier.

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>Liberté, égalité, faggotré
My frail ass is covered by a stockpile of everything built to last till Sept. The whole point of it is to avoid exposure, not because I'm afraid stores will run out. Take the piece back to Sears and let the professionals do their work.

Prepared? For what? 1 week without utilities?

>more prepared than you are
Good job. None of that shit is medicine for a flu.
If waiting for SHTF, none of that shit is gasoline, butane, bullets, or medical knowledge.
Either way you dun goofed.

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Sounds like america is the worst of shitholes

But I though that was socialism.