Sucks to be you

Sucks to be you.

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You realize they have an expiry date right?

Just saved the photo. Let's see if this picture has any EXIF data with GPS coordinates on it :]

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Nah I'm good

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come get me

good prepping brah

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Hey look! A retarded douche!

Another fucking idiot

there isn't a single god damn website that isn't going to strip exif data

watch that shit catch on fire and burn the house down lol

not sure where the hell you live, but paper towels are not running low.

Why are faggots hoarding toilet paper? Not food? What the fuck is wrong with people? I used to know from statistics that there are autists and lots of people below average IQ but this is just insanely fucking dumb.

I mean of all the things, if bombs started dropping tomorrow and everyone had to stay inside, would fucking toilet paper be on your mind? What kind of idiots are these people? I want to set up a camera at the supermarket and record every one of these dumb fuckwits so I know who they are.

TOILET PAPER. ARE THEY FUCKING TROLLING? ARE BOOMERS THAT FUCKING RETARDED?

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If I find you, OP, I won't need your shit tickets
Your tongue will be my TP

Funny, when the mad rush hit, it was all young couples I saw with the carts full of TP

Enjoy your stockpile while you lay in the hospital dying of corona!

It's going to be real bad when the sewer systems completely block up because of people flushing paper towels and baby wipes and shut the water off. Assholes that hord toilet paper are too stupid to think about the bigger picture.

Why isn't that beer instead?

that's already happening. (people flushing towels/wipes and clogging pipes). Hasn't shut down municpal sewage, but its a very real possbility. I've seen several articles on it.

Just use a fucking showerhead to clean your arse anyway, who needs paper?

Civilized humans

You realise that a bidet or shower is going to leave it cleaner than paper anyway right?

Nobody needs paper but a lot of people are really fucking stupid.

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Civilised people use the seashells

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John Spartan, you are fined 3 credits for violation of the verbal morality act.

Ah fuck

Yas Forums's had upload strippers in place since the days of yore when we used to hide zip archives in image files

So OP....
You gonna wipe your ass with the paper towels when you run outta tp? Lmfao

John Spartan, you are fined 3 credits for violation of the verbal morality act.

I refuse to waste any more paper, so I shall hereby refrain from further profanity

That is wonderful. Tonight, we shall dine at... Taco Bell

It's a good thing I have my bidet prepared

I know you're joking and this is bullshit, but if it comes down to that, people will really come getting you. And you being a big guy won't stop them.

sucks to be YOU

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I keep hearing that. Does anyone seriously think that the people who planned ahead are broadcasting the fact they have toilet paper, where they live, and where it's stored?

Ah c'mon bro, 'tis Yas Forums we're talking about, not only are there mischevous troll, trolling for the hell of it, but retarded ones at that. Surely, you aren't surprised bored neckbeards would find nothing better to do, are you ?

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Dude was literally advertising his shit.
Come find me and my toilet paper.

Imagine being this retard

You faggots need to man up and pay someone to lick your asshole clean.

He donated 2/3 of them to a local church since

Wow you’re an idiot. Just wow

How will you preserve the chili after it is open if shtf?

After the internet justice system started going after him and after local authorities got involved.

Fucking scumbag

Yep, the greedy fucking twat

thank you for that nostalgic chuckle. i'm downloading that movie right now

Surname?
If he's near me, I'm going to pay him a visit at some point. Hopefully the hospitals aren't too full.

I have it somewhere...I need to watch it again, too.

Fun fact- when Demolition man was released in Europe, they digitally changed Taco Bell to Pizza Hut since Europe had NO idea WTF Taco Bell was. Seriously confused me when I watched the copy I downloaded.

Ignore that. I'm drunk and didn't fully see the entire picture. Still, if there's any cunt like that within driving distance, they're getting a fisting.

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I love this picture. So little actual food there. And what IS there seems to be limited to 3 varieties of pasta meals, and peanut butter. Yeah, they're gonna do well with the SHTF,

>not a single firearm
Yeah you are totally good...

Cringe.

Fuck you OP glow nigger

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All those buckets have freeze dried meals.
Check out those Oxygen tanks too.
This guy clearly knows whats up

Is your woman shitting on you ? Are you shitted bro ?

>BOOMERS
So far all I've seen are 20-somethings going nuts over asswipe.

imagine wasting all this money for no reason

Why do you think you need so much tp? How much are you using in a month ? Why do you think you’ll shit more now ?

Found the Retard!

To a zoomer, anyone who shaves more than twice a week is a "boomer"

Kek actually not boomers at least not the majority. Went yesterday to mass buy tp and I’m 20. Saw other people there at my age buying only tp. We need it you fuckers, how else will you wipe your ass when corona makes you shit like crazy ?

You don’t waste money for no reason ?

Exactly what I was thinking!