I KID YOU NOT

>Did he consent?
based on the fact that he's crying, I would say not

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Look how they massacred by boy.

I didn't get the point of the scene as his guard was already low. They were jumping on him and holding hands and other shit, they could've killed him at any point if they really wanted to.

Also, they were way too comfortable, I wouldn't be surprised if their vampire lord made them fuck for her enjoyment.

Dude is crying from pleasure cause he's a hoe, he did consent but turns out the crazy japs were just seducing him to get a chance to kill him

(You)

If it was born with a penis, then it's by definition a male.

>there are people who actually want Netflix to make a DMC animation
Tameem's game would look like a masterpiece by comparison

Jews.

Keep in mind that Alucard was mentally damaged. The dude had been completely isolated from human contact for several months, and he was basically forced into having sex.

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>he unironically believes gender = sex

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How can a man live with himself after being fucked in the ass like a little bitch?

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More proof that anime makes you gay.

>it's not gay if I redefine words lol

He immediately cut the guy’s head off after he tried fucking him. Did no one actually watch the show?

He's also way younger than he looks because of half vampire biology and shit, maybe it's even statutory rape

Why is Yas Forums seething about a dumb scene in a stupid series this much?

that webm reeks of tumblr
leave

>being isolated for months causes mental damage
Shit Yas Forumsros should I be worried?

Don't pin this on Japan, it was all mutts and anglos. Even nip fujos hated it

So? He still destroyed his bootyhole. Alucard literally had to fart this mans cum out of his ass, you can't comeback from that.

it was nowhere near "immediately". He basically waiting until their hands were coming down to stab him before he actually slit their throats

>I cried bloody tears

Seethe more delusional faggot. Males will never be a females.

KWAB

Literally what

If you’re on this site, it already means you have mental damage

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>anal sex is hilarious
With the writing of the show it was impossible to forget the target audience consisted of literal preteens but this is a fucking 18+ website

This shows writing and voice acting is so bad, there is no proof whatsoever they thought that deep.

The underage vampire girl turning Hector into a literal sex slave was pretty hot though

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>Alucard got fucked in the ass
>Hector turned into dumb ass weak bitch
what did they ever do to deserve this

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no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on Yas Forums: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: *slaps roof of car* luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: *is retarded*
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: *flies past in a spaceship* ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Some faggot on Yas Forums:

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>accents from almost every corner of the globe
>have to turn up the volume and/or turn on the caption for the main character
I really hate Trevor's voice. It's like a deep, low, monotone version of Nolan's Batman.

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at least they didn't fuck up Issac in this season

I finally saw this and man I thought Yas Forums was overreacting before, but god damn the level of tendie reeing that this meme is made the butthurt way more sad, but also waaay more funny.

Those two actually had some of the worst voice acting I've ever heard

Listen to the guy with your eyes closed, you'll think its fucking tommy wiseau

because most burgers are low key puritans some will go full sjw and champion it while others (Yas Forums) will always lose their shit at the thought of a man fucking another man ass.

normal people just don't give a fuck.

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>implying they are ever gonna fuck up the non whites or the stronk women
Only white males get emasculated here

Purge

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I'm waiting for hector's redemption arc after either trevor and sypha or isaac and his horde come and kill the vampire bitches, where hector finds a way to escape now that the ones who bound him are dead and he renounces his forgemaster powers and settles down with an actually nice woman before isaac comes to punish him even more for betraying drac by killing said nice woman, and then leading him on a wild goose chase through an old castle n shit in a ploy to ressurect dracula. Also Trevor is involved in that last part a bit.

tl;dr: I want to see the plot of Curse of Darkness.

>falling for the most obvious bait ever
>so obvious that it probably was a joke to begin with and not even bait
>still get triggered
Oh sweet quarantine children, may your autism soothe your poor seething hearts for bringing me such a hearty laugh at work. Never change.

>underage vampire girl
I was about to abandon this thread but you'll have to elaborate that point

I dont share your disdain, but I can understand it.

What the fuck did Isaac even do this season?
>maybe humans aren’t so bad after all
>actually nvm I still hate humans
>I’m going to kill this mind control guy who’s just here randomly because it’ll make my army stronger I guess
Seriously, nothing fucking happened this season. It’s all setup for season 4.

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Is it really bait though? Woman being trapped in mens body is becoming a widely accepted thing.

Not that dude but she kinda looks like a young girl, but she's most likely ancient and the chick who voices her is like 40

I really hate the Castlevania show
I wanted a show with lots of cool action and campy dialogue but instead I got an edgy shitfest.

I dont think she's underage, young maybe, but she seems of age to me, you have proofs? Also no pity for that idiot, hes a dumb dumb through and through and falls for everything.

Just lurk some more new friend, it will become obvious in time.

Technically she’s immortal and can’t age, but she looks like she can’t be much older than 16

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Isaac is gonna be the protagonist of the CoD like arc, he's clearly favored by both the staff and now the audience

What were they thinking when they animated this?

>tried
He was pretty successful at it.

This but unironically. Retards on here cling to "science and logic", which has since made great strides, but they're afraid to face it. We just saw two common chromosome combinations and arbitrarily named them ages ago, but we're discovering things aren't so simple. What do you virgins care anyway? Not like a person of any gender will let you within handshaking distance voluntarily. And it's not your looks, it's your Yas Forums views that are repugnant to anyone who's not from this cesspool. I want to say "stay perpetually mad and joyless", but I don't want them to. Being happy and accepting will benefit everyone more.

>"let's rape one of the most iconic characters in the series"

White hands typed this post

Fujos schliking hard

All vampires are bisexual. Can't be picky with those necks.

Self inserting your jailbait fantasy doesnt make it canon though.

>Did no one actually watch the show?
Why do I need to actually pay attention to what I'm angry about? I don't give a fuck about context or story or whatever, all I need is something to be upset over.

at least the action scenes have been kinda cool, the only redeeming factor in this shitshow

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Holy yikerinos, image being this much of a newfaggot hahahah

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Hot

>"Wallachia just got attacked by Dracula and his demons and we don't know if Dracula is still alive or not" t. simple city guard
>"Hey let my army of literal demons through the city to the port bro, we don't mean no harm I swears it" t. Issac
>"No"
>"Okay"
He then murders everyone in town for not wanting walking death nightmares waltzing through town.

>chromosomes
It’s called being born with either a penis or a vagina. If gender and sex aren’t even related, what the fuck does gender even mean?

>T. Didn't watch the show

>he unironically believes gender =/= sex

That’s hot
That’s a hot way to live

Here, you forgot this^

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My boy... his fucking my boy :(

When you die and some scientist in 500 years digs up your worthless bones, they will say "This was a man", regardless of how much you bolt-on or lop off or hormones you ingest or really literally anything you do.

Gender is what you do and how you act. Sex is the chromosomes you have

Born with dick and XY = male.
Born with vagina and XX = female.

Anything else is either a genetic or birth disorder, or a delusion.

Yes, Top 5 orgasms of all time

I did, I wanted DMC4 campiness and got DmC instead

Even if you are bisexual, how can you do this shit? If you ever have kids a man can approach them and say "I fucked your dad in the ass, he moaned and cried like a bitch"

Finally a reason to mention Horsedick.mpeg

Huh?

>Gender is what you do and how you act.
I thought MUH GENDER STEREOTYPES were just a social contract? Or did you retards move the goalposts?

This. Even tho the gif doesn't do justice the combat scenes, at least most of em, are well done.

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Fuck you, I’ll believe what I want

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So for anyone who isnt a buttmad rage boy any Hope's for next season? Is there any time frame for its release? Favorite characters?

>Isaac is gonna be the protagonist of the CoD like arc, he's clearly favored by both the staff and now the audience
No and Yes.

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Glitch Techs Castlevania episode was better.

I wanted to have a quippy come back, but you gave me a good chuckle so fair is fair.

Well, this thread is ruined. Why couldn’t we just talk about Castlevania without ruining things by being transphobic?

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given that this season was basically setup and sidequests (with a touch of rape) they're really gunning for Season 4 being the big one

I just want my boy Hector to show at least a modicum of the steel balls he had in the games, but as the seasons pass I'm starting to feel it's just not going to happen
No release, as far as I know it hasn't been renewed by Netflix but it would be a shitshow if they made a season of pure setup if there isn't going to be a fourth

Why do you people care this much about a non-canon adaptation that has no affect either current or retroactive on the games?

Yeah I'm hoping hector uncucks himself, I wanna find interest in him, but he keeps acting like a moron and it bugs me.

ALUKWAB

Why can't you accept that you will never be what you wish for?

Because more people have already watched the netflix show than will ever play the games. It doesn’t matter what’s “officially canon” when every fucking normie will just call Alucard a faggot anyways

Why do retards think that this is the best video game adaptation?

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I didn't even know this was about castlevania. I thought it was going to be irl lulz...IM DISAPPOINTED!

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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS JANITORS PIECE OF SHIT RETARD JANNY YOU KILLED THE THREAD IT DOESNT DESERVE TO BE IN THIS SHITHOLE FUCK Yas Forums

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So here we are....

You all have called him that since the 90s because of how pretty he looks.

>Yas Forums
>not Yas Forums
And they do it for free

I really don't like that part but I still laughed my ass off