If you had to give a "hyena of the year" award who would you pick and why is it Jasiri

if you had to give a "hyena of the year" award who would you pick and why is it Jasiri

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because of reasons

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because of reasons

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hey rita, what a lovely surprise, how have you been these past few days?
pretty sure this hyena has a penis

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Hi OP! had some work to be done. actually I started to repair a soviet oscilloscope. it's now working partially but still needs some troubleshooting.
for today I want to repot two plants.

how about you? what was I missing?

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>Hi OP! had some work to be done. actually I started to repair a soviet oscilloscope. it's now working partially but still needs some troubleshooting.
that's cool, must be really satisfying to get it working again
>how about you?
nothing much, just picked borderlands 3 and i plan gonna play it with my friends throughout the week, didn't work too much on my extension, hard drive is starting to die on me which is a massive bummer, i still got warranty on it for a year but due to the coronavirus i doubt i'll get a new one soon

as for what you've been missing, think you missed lora, she's a new regular here, gumballposter is back posting as more weird characters, highlight was yesterday, i'll give you a headsup if i spot him

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that with the hdd sucks, hope you get a new one soon.

I'm exited to meet the new guys

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*Summoned* -J

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That was an unusual thread yesterday, to say the least. I got back just in time to read the whole thing, then it 404'd right before I could respond. I don't think that person knows how big some dogs are, or their dicks, I'd also like to hear his opinion on where mules come from, because it wasn't designed for that either. He made a good point on if an animal happened to get hurt under my care, that's exactly why it should be legal. That law stops no one, and only makes them scared to death to get any help if they need to. I read the whole thing, only to see in the end that they were drunk? They must be an angry drunk, because that was some commitment. Didn't mean to hijack your thread without even being there, but I guess I know now who my real friends are. I'm not telling anyone to advocate for or against anything, but understanding basic logic, and being, even slightly, educated on the topic at hand is essential, and I'm not sure how much that dude knew. I'd say the medal goes to >It is an indefensible position, even in 2020.
An indefensible position that proceeded to be defended. That's why they say you should be careful if you argue with absolutes. Anyway I'm kinda glad I wasn't around, but I'm always up for a good debate.

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Hi J! great to see you again!

what are you up to?

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oh shit whaddup!
this dude had some good premises, but most of his argument was shit, i caught him more than a few times changing up his answers cause he was blatantly wrong, since he failed to be honest he lost his point in my case

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It was the typical ones, biological incompatibility, abuse, how does he know how I treat anyone or anything else? He's lucky I don't just assume all of his encounters are abusive without knowing him at all. He must be blinded by subjective morals, or it's just not his cup of tea so he thinks it's wrong for everyone. It gave me something to read, If he shows up again, I'll happily take the debate bait. So what're you up to, I assume sundays are just another day of the week where you are?

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i doubt this is the last time we'll see him, hopefully less drunk next time
>So what're you up to
trying to set up borderlands 3 with friends, hard drive keeps deleting my files so i have clear up enough space from the SSD so i can install it there
>I assume sundays are just another day of the week where you are?
yeah, friday and saturday for us

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>Hi J! great to see you again!
Hola my friends, so happy to see you both again! How are you today?
>what are you up to?
Cooking a bit secreto with some potatoes, but very few! I am careful with the carbohydrates, now even more considering the lockdown. Today is the 10th day, the army and the police fine anyone that doesn't abide to the curfew.
>repair a soviet oscilloscope
How interesting, you and my brother would be great friends! He too is very much into repairing old electronic stuff and electric engineering, even though he is a historian, jajajaja.
>hard drive is starting to die on me
Oh no, again? Is it the one you bought last december to replace the other one that also died on you last year?
Hola Z, how are you? I am sorry you got to read last night's conversation, it was rather unpleasant. -J

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So your Thursday is our Friday, that's what I expected but it sure is weird. I never have any space on any phone or computer I use, I save too much and use it all very quickly.

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WHY IS THIS THREAD HERE EVERYDAY

What's up J, I'm glad I got to read it, it's always entertaining. If the world hasn't gotten me down yet, one argument certainly isn't.

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>Hola my friends, so happy to see you both again!
you too
>How are you today?
pretty much summed it up in previous comments, overall 6/10 day, wouldn't recommend
>Oh no, again? Is it the one you bought last december to replace the other one that also died on you last year?
yep, guess it was faulty, as they are supposed to last atleast 3 years, luckily i got warranty
>So your Thursday is our Friday, that's what I expected but it sure is weird
is it?, i thought in america saturday and sunday are the days
because i would be really sad if it wasn't, and you don't want that, now do you

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I meant like how everyone freaks out here for Friday since it leads into the weekend, all week we look forward to Friday, the last work day. That must be how Thursday is where you are, since it's the last work day of the week?

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ah i see, friday is a half day, so if you do work its only until late noon

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>How are you today?

I juste ate lunch and am really tired right now. I think I'll be taking a nap.

>careful with the carbohydrates

oh yeah, I bet it's easy to gain weight in your situation :/

>he is a historian

hehe, a feature, not an obstacle


hey guys, I'm taking a nap. see ya later friends

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Weird, but Saturday is all day off? Is sunday a full work day? We have M-F full work days, Saturday and Sunday full days off. Lots of places closed/restricted hours sunday, but not as much as it used to be. I guess I just always assumed it was the same way everywhere.

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>WHY IS THIS THREAD HERE EVERYDAY
BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME.
>If the world hasn't gotten me down yet, one argument certainly isn't.
I am glad of this, I feared it would hurt you. I stand with you.
What have you been up to?
>overall 6/10 day, wouldn't recommend
I am sorry to hear that, I wish your day improves.

I really hate to come to all of you with bad news and negativity, I really do, I am not like that. Truth is I'd lie if I said mine is any better, we are coming close to 1.500 dead and our Prime Minister was painfully honest:

english.elpais.com/politics/2020-03-22/spanish-pm-on-coronavirus-crisis-the-worst-is-yet-to-come.html

Though I will always prefer an uncomfortable truth to a comforting lie.

>guess it was faulty
You really have bad luck with electronic stuff, its a relief you still have the warranty, though! If they give you the option of a monetary refund buy a Toshiba, if possible. They fault less than others.
>i would be really sad if it wasn't
Ditto.
>I think I'll be taking a nap.
Good old siesta, uh? If you feel like you need it take it. Make sure you lie straight to prevent back problems!
>I bet it's easy to gain weight in your situation :/
Sí, it is quite an issue :(

-J

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>Weird, but Saturday is all day off?
up until late noon more or less, depends on some factors, but most businesses don't open for the few hours, this isn't to say there aren't businesses open on Saturday, but it depends on the region and if you open it on Saturday you lose the kashrut certification, which removes a big audience from your store
>I just always assumed it was the same way everywhere.
it depends on the religion of the country, really, this is because of religion, atleast here

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have a good nappy, foxie
>Though I will always prefer an uncomfortable truth to a comforting lie.
same, i'll read the article soon
>You really have bad luck with electronic stuff, its a relief you still have the warranty, though! If they give you the option of a monetary refund buy a Toshiba, if possible. They fault less than others.
i'll look into that, think it was just one of those rare cases, as i had seagate and wd drives before, i'll see if they even offer a refund, think they'll send out a new drive instead

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i missed you yesterday but at least i got you today! how yall doing

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hi my dear deerman
how are you bucko

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still not dead dog fucker ?

a bit tipsy but overall find and you my best hyena?

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can i fuck you?

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i smell fuckery

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not yet!

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>a bit tipsy but overall fine
what have you been drinking?
>and you my best hyena?
i wouldn't call myself the best hyena, but thanks
i'm alright, currently not doing much, just sorting out my pc and deleting old stuff

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>I am glad of this, I feared it would hurt you. I stand with you.
What have you been up to?
That's really nice to hear. I went out to a state park last night, and went hiking, didn't get back until hours after midnight. I'm not sure how it is where you are but there are large areas around here with no cell service, because they are either unpopulated, mountainous, or both. It is nice to get away from that every once in awhile, I didn't look at my phone even once for many hours. Today I'm going to another lake, it's nice to get out while we haven't been forced to stay in yet. Not sure about next week, I think the restrictions will be increasing.

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>what have you been drinking?
Beer and self made "obstler" (do you know what i mean?)
>i wouldn't call myself the best hyena
you're the only one i know so it ain't such a big praise but you know what mean, dont you

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>obstler
not really, care explaining?
>you're the only one i know so it ain't such a big praise but you know what mean, dont you
haha yeah i gotcha, j is a pretty cool yeener too

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that sounded mean sorry not what i wanted to say

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you take apples and pears put them in a miter piston with a shit ton of sugar and wait3-6 month

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wait i thought J was a Jackal, like J-ackal you know

didn't sound mean to me, you're good, don't worry
k
>miter piston
never heard of that
but i think i understand now, so its basically prison hooch?
nah J is spanish, i'm a jackal

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>It is nice to get away from that every once in awhile
Oh I agree, my village doesn't have reception either and it feels great to disconnect from time to time. >I think the restrictions will be increasing.
They will probably be, or they should be for your own safety. Take my advice amigo: go out as much as possible for walks, running, wathever. You will miss it if you go under lockdown as I do.
>you're the only one i know
Well, there is also me though maybe you don't remember me, hombre ciervo. How are you?
>j is a pretty cool yeener too
So sweet of you, here, have a virtual hug.
Those drawings are really nice! Who is the artist?
>i thought J was a Jackal
J is the first letter of my name and the nickname I am called by here.
>i'm a jackal
Well, not really; even if you were I would still like you ¡jajajajaja! -J

wait so jackal and hyena are the same in Spanish? That cant be right!
hahaha,no,no,no prison stuff, maybe my grandparents will send me a pictures, lemme try

oh oh oh im sorry J- im so sorry
lemme get that right, just a moment

>Well, not really
thought we we're talking about the "J"ackals
>even if you were I would still like you ¡jajajajaja! -J
that's good to know!
>hahaha,no,no,no prison stuff, maybe my grandparents will send me a pictures, lemme try
oh i see, alright, so you do bring in your own yeast to the mix

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>That cant be right!
You are right, it isn't.
>thought we we're talking about the "J"ackals
We are, hence the joke >even if you were (a JACKAL) I would still like you :-P
Do you have anough disk space for Borderlands? I have heard it is quite heavy.
Also I hope you weren't too bothered with me leaving last night, I was really tired. I don't know what happened after I left my last message. -J

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>We are, hence the joke (You)
ah, silly me
>Do you have anough disk space for Borderlands? I have heard it is quite heavy.
cleared up just enough for it, gonna have to handle with the other hard drive going nuts, i'll talk tomorrow with the customer service and look for a solution
>Also I hope you weren't too bothered with me leaving last night, I was really tired. I don't know what happened after I left my last message. -J
no its alright, it wasn't anything extravagant, i stopped responding to him not too long after, if you want the link to the archive i'll hook you up

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>Those drawings are really nice! Who is the artist?
eelis kyttanen, she is really expensive,i never ever get a personal one but i love love love her sorry only bl2

im sorry that im so alc confused

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i was more comfortable as a spectator i cant do human interaction good, sorry, i really like you but that takes a really huge toll sorry...

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>if you want the link to the archive i'll hook you up
Don't worry, I don't want to bother you.
Also I noticed you aren't into >hug, sorry if I made you uncomfortable with it. Because of my personality and my culture I am completely accustomed to send and give hugs and to explicitly show affection.
>eelis kyttanen
Gracias amigo ciervo.
>sorry only bl2
Have you ever considered being more profficient in spanish? I recommend you this:

duolingo.com/course/es/en/Aprender-español

I understand, one very good friend of mine was just like you, introverted. -J

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that's alright, i got what you meant
> was more comfortable as a spectator i cant do human interaction good, sorry, i really like you but that takes a really huge toll sorry...
you're doing good man, don't pay attention into how you're writing it, just go with the flow
>Don't worry, I don't want to bother you.
its only a second, its all good
archived.moe/b/thread/823283829/
by the way, remember the portal 2 sentry?, that was gumbro, he came up with another hilarious story on how the guys up until now weren't the original dude who i've been talking to
>Also I noticed you aren't into >hug, sorry if I made you uncomfortable with it. Because of my personality and my culture I am completely accustomed to send and give hugs and to explicitly show affection.
oh no i'm not embarrassed by it, it missed it when i first replied, i like vhugs
>I understand, one very good friend of mine was just like you, introverted. -J
was the same with me, it changes the mroe you talk

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not gonna lie, this are some really nice feet

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>its only a second, its all good
You didn't have to, but I appreciate it.
>that was gumbro, he came up with another hilarious story on how the guys up until now weren't the original dude who i've been talking to
If only you could see my face right now, can't facepalm hard enough. He did tricked us to believe he wasent him, though.
>vhugs
That's awesome, for us it is really weird to not show affection for people we like, it is very curious sociologically. One would assume for example that two men hugging is "LOL GAY" when here it isn't. For crying out loud even between friends we kiss each other on the cheeks, this weirds out a lot more "cold" or individualistic cultures, like the germans or the british.
So, if you ever feel like it, send me all the hugs you desire, feels good!
>i really like you
I like you too, deerman, you seem nice.
>it changes the mroe you talk
Sí, that's how my relationship was with this friend of mine. Unfortunately he was way, way too introverted, to the point that socializing even with me was a huge "energy drain" for him. He had to "recharge his social batteries" so to speak for long periods of time and... it was just too much. I didn't end it, he did. Not because of me, but because of his inability to deal with people. It still hurts to this day.
Sorry, you don't need to hear all this, I am just venting a bit. I am just glad you are more amiable and approachable. -J

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>That's awesome, for us it is really weird to not show affection for people we like, it is very curious sociologically. One would assume for example that two men hugging is "LOL GAY" when here it isn't
gay has a certain definition, showing affection is never gay regardless of gender, being attracted to the same sex is gay, that's all there is to it
>even between friends we kiss each other on the cheeks
somewhat prominent here too, usually not between friends but relatives
>So, if you ever feel like it, send me all the hugs you desire, feels good!
noted, i'll keep that in mind>Sí, that's how my relationship was with this friend of mine. Unfortunately he was way, way too introverted, to the point that socializing even with me was a huge "energy drain" for him. He had to "recharge his social batteries" so to speak for long periods of time and... it was just too much. I didn't end it, he did. Not because of me, but because of his inability to deal with people. It still hurts to this day.
that's tough, yeah there are levels to introvertness, sorry it didn't work out
> I am just glad you are more amiable and approachable
thanks, i appreciate the compliment

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>sorry it didn't work out
Gracias, it really is painful to lose a good friends. Thing is, I reject closing myself in after that bad experience, besides I don't think I could. Socializing, making good friends and improving already stablished friendships is my jam. -J

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>gay has a certain definition, showing affection is never gay regardless of gender, being attracted to the same sex is gay, that's all there is to it
Lol I have to explain that to people all the time, action doesn't necessarily represent preference, you'll get called gay for just breathing over here, you gotta be careful with what you say and do if you don't want people to start calling you gay. It's really weird, it's like gay until proven otherwise. I don't know why people care so much about it to begin with.

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Thanks jazeera guy, you always remind me it could be worse

that's good, that's how it should be
>Lol I have to explain that to people all the time, action doesn't necessarily represent preference, you'll get called gay for just breathing over here, you gotta be careful with what you say and do if you don't want people to start calling you gay. It's really weird, it's like gay until proven otherwise. I don't know why people care so much about it to begin with.
exactly
i'm glad i made a difference

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