Trips get to decide how I hurt myself, I'm drunk so anything goes fuck it

Slap your balls until you cum xd

But drano in you dick

Tie your balls off with fishing wire and leave it there for a day

(OP)

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leave 4 chan forever

cut off your dick head

Dick in blender

Roll

Slap your balls intensively.

Reroll

Pen down pee hole

Cut balls and dick of and eat them.

Reroll

RE ROLL

Eat it lefag

Use a sharp kitchen knife to enlarge your peehole enough that it bisects the head

Roll

ReRoll

This

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Cut dick off

Please

Pls

Do it

You lucky shit

Shove razor blade up in pp hole

Cmon

Yes

roll

Do it.

Cmon fucker

get rejected by every girl you know

Slam your dick in your car's door.

Pull a tooth out

Slap yourself lightly and then go to bed.

Jump off your roof

go to sleep and get some rest. its just a game

Broomstick up ass

this

Pour boiling water on your toes

stab a pin through the head

Knife in throat

Set your penis on fire

this

Put an clothes iron on your chest and see how long you can last

RAZOR BLADE IN PP HOLE

this

Roll

Roll

111 - light a book on fire and put it out by sitting on it with your bare ass

Jerk off using Rub A535 as lube

Boil water for 15 minutes and pour it on your genitals

Hammer a nail into dick

ROLL

Nigga

Smash head against wall until unconsious

Pull a tooth out with pliers

Pull a tooth out with pliers pls

Pull a tooth out with pliers pls.

Bisect your penis

op is gay

Penis in toaster

Turn on the oven to 170 degrees farenheit and sit in it

Turn on the oven to 170 degrees farenheit and sit in it.

Drink a beer and go to bed

take 25 benadryl