Zoo Discussion Thread with Feral yiff instead of real pics because real pics get ya beaned
I really love animals and just want to talk about them, so hop in if this sounds like your type of thing
Zoo Discussion Thread with Feral yiff instead of real pics because real pics get ya beaned
Brody Bennett
Aiden Thompson
Do you have a good boi or good girl or have you ever been with one? If so, what breed, are they male or female, and are you male or female?
If you don't but would want to, what breed would you prefer and would you want male or female?
For me, I'm a dude and I have my boi Kaiser who's a King Shepherd, love him to bits
Brody Lee
Why do girls love horses?
Gabriel Bailey
For the same reason I love horses
Speaking of horses, the one good thing about the chinese virus going around is that no one wants to ride the horses at the ranch I work at and a lot of the workers don't want to come in, so there's literally just me and a few other people, and a lot of times it's just me there. I may not be able to be fucked by my boi Kaiser since everyone's home, but hot damn can I spend plenty of time with those beautiful horses
Chase Hall
Elijah Collins
>tfw your fetish is handholding, cuddling, and genuine love
Dylan Lopez
I have a funny story for you. My aunt was at my house today and I was drying my dog. She's kinda inappropriate and as I was drying his belly I guess she was making a joke that it looked like I was jacking the dog off. But she started shouting "user is having sex with the dog!" to the rest of the guests. It was a little unnerving having my darkest secret shouted out loud.
Although it's possible she put it together, I'd like to think it was a joke. My so always comments how "he never started humping like other male dogs." to her.
Is it that obvious if you have an unfixed male dog in the house that doesn't hump?
It seems like everyone is so obsessed with castrating males that aren't theirs she even commented "when are you getting him fixed"
Logan Kelly
This is why I like having a female, unless you flop your dick out in front of her, there’s no real way to tell that she wants it!
Also a dog at crotch height that noses your crotch don’t really raise any flags
Logan Price
What breed is your boi?
I honestly don't really know what others think. I know I think it all the time when I see people be super loving and affectionate to their intact male dogs, but that's just because I'm super loving and affectionate with my boi and he fucks the shit outta me.
Those types of jokes get told to me all the time with my boi Kaiser, and especially on the ranch. I get jokes all the time about how Nattie (mare) is super affectionate with me "for a reason" and Clyde (stallion) always wants to be around me because he's a fag, but what I've noticed is all the jokes seem to be making fun of the animal for want to be sexual with me, not me wanting to be sexual with the animal. Idk, I say just ignore it, don't linger on the joke too much or else people will actually think more about you being a zoo. Like imagine someone always joking about horse dicks or fucking their dog, you're eventually gonna think "hmmm, I wonder why this dude jokes about it a lot". It kinda turns into a "wow, fucking dogs is so wrong, right guys? haha I'm completely normal and would never think of doing that haha"
Asher Bennett
Isaiah Sanchez
Tfw I'll never get any of those things
Josiah Nelson
Shep.
I don't think a lot of people fuck their dogs. But this one older lady who seems to be alone at the dog park has an irish wolfhound that's young. It humped dogs like the first day I saw it. Then suddenly stopped after that. Of course, it's intact. I would never even joke about it to her.
Andrew Rodriguez
Well having a shepherd can be your excuse for not wanting to snip his balls, say that you want to breed him so you can have shepherd puppies, or just say you want him to be a masculine dog and not be a little bitch with no balls lol
Ian Rogers
Yeah I said that, I know my so doesn't believe me.
I don't know if they blabbed. I'm pretty sure my porn stash has been discovered at some point. My so doesn't care, but doesn't want any involvement at all.
Benjamin Ortiz
Brandon Phillips
Kik timdavis__ to trade
David Fisher
I worked under the table (was only worker at that time and he disappeared alot.) and the owner had a large female dog and one day I bent over to her and she gave me a rimming and then also licked my cock and such and licked up my cum. But when I tried doing something with her she growled so I like to think she dommed me. I felt a little regret and fear at the time (he was also the ar15 type of dude who would probably shoot you). I might get a dog or two whenever I get on my own. My opinion is if a dog gets in heat and wants you to fuck it or it mounts you, that shit sounds like consent to me. Also alot of other animals are known to want to fuck/rape humans. Dolphins for instance, was also told recently that apparently ostriches present for humans, but it's male presenting for male and female presenting for female.
Brandon Perry
>But she started shouting "user is having sex with the dog!" to the rest of the guests.
she isn't inappropriate. she's retarded.
Easton Campbell
Julian Peterson
What’s an so?
See I dote on my dog too much, my step dad always says “stop having sex with the dog” Because I’m super affectionate with her all the time, but rather than shy away from the jokes I leaned into them and even going so far as to leave open jars of peanut butter around for a laugh.
(Best part is me and my girl don’t even need peanut butter)
How would one fuck a ostrich?
Aiden Hughes
>so
"Significant other"
Jeremiah Cruz
checked, lucky sevens even
and this topic is more relevant than ever now that all the humans are dying
Colton Richardson
You'd fuck it like anything else they're as big/bigger than humans they have a hole. Hole being the Cloaca which has both the genitals and anus.So you'd just fuck that and either make it into the pussy or anus, or get fucked by it.
Lucas Allen
I've never had the courage to become a zoo. Maybe I just haven't been redpilled on it.
Hunter Gonzalez
Aiden Phillips
Caleb Roberts
Horses are cool
Nicholas Thomas
Jose Fisher
My one and only experience was with a rottweiler, intact and all that.
It was spur of the moment, and I had no idea it was going to be so messy. The floor, my jeans, my ass, my sweater were fucking coated in watery dog jizz. I feel like he was already spent by the time he was actually fully inside my ass.
Thank fuck the floor was laminate.
Jose Taylor
Well do you feel any affection for animals? I'm not necessarily meaning sexually, I'm meaning do you love your dog as much, if not more, than some of your family members?
The "redpill" I have on zoo is that with zoo, you treat animals better than any normal person would treat their animals because you genuinely love them, and with zoo, sex is a really nice bonus that both you and the good boi or good girl gets pleasure from and you both are cool doing it whenever, so you and your animals are sexually satisfied. That means when you are looking for a gf or bf, you aren't looking for someone just because you want to fuck, you are looking for someone you actually emotionally connect with.
Owen Davis
Yeah it is really messy lol. My first time was pretty gross tbh, I loved everything I was feeling as it was all happening, he knotted me, but then when he popped out and I saw the mess, I was kinda grossed out. Mind you, I was a total virgin when it happened and he's a 120lb King Shepherd, so when he popped out there was a fuck ton of jizz, some shit, and some light blood. I did not get the warning to put a towel under me lol, it was all over his bed and I just ended up throwing it out and getting him a new one lol.
But how did you only do it one time with him? Was he a neighbor's or friend's dog? Also how big was he, Rotties are usually pretty big bois but some can be more lab sized
Elijah Howard
has anyone here ever had the knot pulled out and gotten an anal tear? I think I stretched too fast to a large size and it's healing but I was wondering what toys do you use to size up to the knot? I was thinking about getting increasing size silicone butt plugs up to my boys knot size.
Joseph Johnson
I really want to try some but sadly I am dirt poor can't work due to mental disability, and am currently reliant on others. Attempting to get on disability, if I do maybe I'll get a dog of my own.
Hunter Watson
Yea train with either a large tapered toy or switching to butt plugs of increasing sizes.
Dylan Edwards
>mental disability
>on Yas Forums
>into zoo
It all checks out
Samuel Miller
Yeah, pretty sure I had that happen my first time, it stung and all that but honestly wasn't as bad as people say. Took like 3 days to fully heal and after that I've never had any problems.
The only thing that was pretty bad after my first time is that I couldn't stop farting lol, like holy shit I couldn't hold anything in and getting up or walking around I was just a toot machine
Liam Harris
Autism is a bitch! And I've only been looking at Yas Forums for the first time these past few days.
John Clark
I wouldn’t recommend getting a dog while on welfare, it can’t quite cover the expenses of both a person and a dog in a satisfactory way.
But hey I also have retarded high standards for how I believe one should care for a dog.
(I refuse to feed her anything less than human grade fresh meat, I even feed her fresh local fish and Cray to keep her joints healthy!)
Adam Thomas
You trapped now boi, welcome to the ride
Logan Taylor
From what it sounds like it will be a pretty fair amount if I can find a cheep enough place I'd be golden.
Aaron Phillips
any plug sets you'd recommend? my boys knot seems to be about 2.6" in diameter.
Gabriel Jackson
What breed?
Also, I don't use toys or anything, literally the only thing that's been in my ass has been his rocket and his tongue. I don't like using toys
Grayson Baker
Well I guess it all depends on where you live, in my country it’s be impossible to pay rent, buy food and have a dog on the fuck all money welfare would give you.
Registering and getting a dog it’s shots up to date is expensive enough when not considering food and grooming.
I’m not trying to discourage you but be aware that dogs are expensive if you want to care for them properly.
Nathaniel Jenkins
first off, nice trips
second, I wanted to so badly be a bitch for a giant dog when I was 11/12.
just the thought of letting my little asshole be ruined by its knot was my favorite fantasy at night
now its not something I think of
Cameron James
Yea I'm aware they're expensive people usually think I'm unaware of alot of things irl, it's kinda weird and I'm 20.
Jason Richardson
You never got to act on it?
What do you think made you want to be knotted?
Lincoln Thomas
I let me shep mix choke me again today so that was fun, how are ya'll doing otherwise?
John White
Jacob Morris
shep, i posted above a few times. he pulls out and i'm worried about ass lol
Luis Miller
Is he pulling out because he's panicked or wants to run around or does he pull out because he's done pumping in you?
I'd say don't worry about it, for me it's not that bad and after my first time I never had any problems, but then again, everyone's different.
James Evans
Ayden Price
If you're so worried then dont pull the knot out.
Even if i can get the knot out easily i usually just let it be since its kinda nice just being connected to your partner.
Julian Smith
Pretty good, like I said earlier, I don't really get to do much with Kaiser because everyone's home all the time now, but the flip side to that is I get to spend tons of time at the ranch especially since my main job closed for the virus, and it's been fucking amazing.
Are you the user that lives on a ranch with a ton of animals?
Nicholas Hill
Wyatt Carter
Yeah its me.
Man corona got you in a way too huh?
David Butler
isn't this illegal?
Grayson Jones
Not where im from bub.
Henry Rogers
short answer: very gray area
Carter Perry
I keep him inside but usually after 15 minutes or so I can no longer hold 100lbs on my back and i move slightly. at that point he slides off and wants to pull out.
I asked before about resting on something and i think kaiser guy said don't rest on anything, keep your back as straight as possible. you even made me a picture. i was actually looking into getting a flat futon like this to lay on
Alexander Allen
Yeah, like I want nothing but to get fucked right now but I know I can't, but I did spend pretty much all day on the ranch and like 75% of it I was the only person there so that was fucking amazing. First time I've done stuff with them during the day in forever lol.
How bout you? Have you done anything else with the shire boi?
Chase Hughes
I guess that could work.
Looks real fucking comfy might get something similar.
Mason Reed
Yeah, like I said before, if you do prop yourself up on something, make sure your hip isn't right up against it, leave enough space for him to comfortably wrap his arms around your stomach
Being held and feeling his weight is the best part lol
Ryder Long
this is the other option.
with the legs removed on both it should be 8-9 inches tall. which is the exact rest height i need to be at
Carter Diaz
What's the best dog to ease into the sex?
Jacob Rodriguez
Not a lot of lewd stuff honestly i mostly been working him hard pulling shit around since he was so restless after being inactive for so long.
But i do try to squeeze some jerking and sucking in here and there when there is time.
I was kinda inspired by Knotty and his zealous love for eating ass that i actually got my giant all nice and squeaky clean last time i had fun with him so that i could just go to town on his asshole be it with my dick or my mouth.
Still dont think its worth the effort and time it takes to clean him haha.
Jace Wood
>which is the exact rest height i need to be at
Sounds pretty ideal whats stopping you from getting one?
Josiah Reed
The dog who loves you the most
(any breed over 60lbs, preferably over 90lbs, and the best are the loyal guard dog breeds)
Ryan Taylor
>First time I've done stuff with them during the day in forever lol.
Sounds like you had a blast huh?
Jace Lopez
I've probably let him have me about 15 times now. The first few times he was so excited. He just forced his way with me and grappled and fucked as hard as he could. I have long scars down my back and sides where he latched in. He would pump like crazy and claw even harder. Then he'd pant and slobber all over my back.
He's let up a lot knowing what to expect. Now I don't even have to wear a shirt. He just rests his paws in the middle of my back and lays there. After about 5 thrusts his knot forms then he lays on me. I just can't hold him for a full tie, his ties take forever I put a stopwatch on and could no longer hold both of us up at around the 15 minute mark.
Oliver James
whats the sauce