Zoo Discussion Thread with Feral yiff instead of real pics because real pics get ya beaned
I really love animals and just want to talk about them, so hop in if this sounds like your type of thing
Zoo Discussion Thread with Feral yiff instead of real pics because real pics get ya beaned
I really love animals and just want to talk about them, so hop in if this sounds like your type of thing
Do you have a good boi or good girl or have you ever been with one? If so, what breed, are they male or female, and are you male or female?
If you don't but would want to, what breed would you prefer and would you want male or female?
For me, I'm a dude and I have my boi Kaiser who's a King Shepherd, love him to bits
Why do girls love horses?
For the same reason I love horses
Speaking of horses, the one good thing about the chinese virus going around is that no one wants to ride the horses at the ranch I work at and a lot of the workers don't want to come in, so there's literally just me and a few other people, and a lot of times it's just me there. I may not be able to be fucked by my boi Kaiser since everyone's home, but hot damn can I spend plenty of time with those beautiful horses
>tfw your fetish is handholding, cuddling, and genuine love
I have a funny story for you. My aunt was at my house today and I was drying my dog. She's kinda inappropriate and as I was drying his belly I guess she was making a joke that it looked like I was jacking the dog off. But she started shouting "user is having sex with the dog!" to the rest of the guests. It was a little unnerving having my darkest secret shouted out loud.
Although it's possible she put it together, I'd like to think it was a joke. My so always comments how "he never started humping like other male dogs." to her.
Is it that obvious if you have an unfixed male dog in the house that doesn't hump?
It seems like everyone is so obsessed with castrating males that aren't theirs she even commented "when are you getting him fixed"
This is why I like having a female, unless you flop your dick out in front of her, there’s no real way to tell that she wants it!
Also a dog at crotch height that noses your crotch don’t really raise any flags
What breed is your boi?
I honestly don't really know what others think. I know I think it all the time when I see people be super loving and affectionate to their intact male dogs, but that's just because I'm super loving and affectionate with my boi and he fucks the shit outta me.
Those types of jokes get told to me all the time with my boi Kaiser, and especially on the ranch. I get jokes all the time about how Nattie (mare) is super affectionate with me "for a reason" and Clyde (stallion) always wants to be around me because he's a fag, but what I've noticed is all the jokes seem to be making fun of the animal for want to be sexual with me, not me wanting to be sexual with the animal. Idk, I say just ignore it, don't linger on the joke too much or else people will actually think more about you being a zoo. Like imagine someone always joking about horse dicks or fucking their dog, you're eventually gonna think "hmmm, I wonder why this dude jokes about it a lot". It kinda turns into a "wow, fucking dogs is so wrong, right guys? haha I'm completely normal and would never think of doing that haha"