Advice needed thread

Advice needed thread
>Been talking online to this girl I meet
>Few weeks go by and we seem to get along well
>Suspect catfish
>Won’t Skype
>She finally sent me pic today
>Pic related
>What you guys think?
>What I right back?

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well, she's deffo got a benis, but that's not so bad. she seems nice.

Benis?

That's either a really bad angle or a dude

>girl

that's a man. call her a tranny and stop talking to him.

Got baited, nigger get out of here with this tranny bullshit

>"Are you trans?"

Hard to tell, she used dumb filter too

What makes you all thing it’s a dude? What am I missing here?

Come on, man.

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I don’t see it? What exactly am I looking for

That's a man's chin. Get the fuck out of there boi

>Hard to tell

That's man face, man jaw, wide ass man shoulders, and HE is using the camera angle to hide his throat so we can't see his adam's apple. That is 1000% a dude.

I don’t see it myself guys, maybe I’m looking through rose tinted glasses

Well, enjoy the dick, bro. You'll get used to it.

the 5 o'clock shadow and non existent man lips

What’s the deal then. Would I have to return the favor if I wanted my dick sucked?

Lmao you're a retard is whats going on. Go suck his dick then faggot.
>asks for advice online
>gets advice
>rejects advice
Not a single person has said maybe that's a woman. It's a man. Hes insecure about his voice because... He sounds like a man. Get over it OP, you've been talking dirty with another set of nuts and a big ol dick now either confront the tranny or start learning how to suck some dick

That is 100% without a doubt a man.

She pretty cute. Maybe check the photo in google images and see if anything comes back to see if it’s original. If you think it’ll work out, then go for it my dude

is a male

no matches online

maybe
but hey dick aint that bad

That's a man baby

Since that's a dude, are you willing to suck dick? Maybe atleast give a handjob.

Only women make sucking dick seem like it's a hard or gross thing.

b r u h

Ok guys i believe you it more than likely a dude, but what now, she I mean he has always promised to give me the bj of my life when we meet up. If I do meet up with will I have to return the favor. How does this stuff work?

put him in a chastity cage and fuck his bum until he cums

This is what a REAL woman looks like.

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I ain’t sucking no dick

Ah so that’s a good sign. She is probably insecure about her looks. But she is cute

lol getting catfished by a dude. you could never get a real woman like this

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why don't you ask him

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OP you need glasses if you can't tell a REAL woman from a man.
This girl here is Sue and she's a goddess.

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>real woman

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Do it for the bj and the cuddle. Worth it. You won't get anything better, so might as well.

This nigga said 'Benis?'

Ded

The dude who keeps posting these trannies and calling them real women is just making me wonder how many fucking weirdos come on here.. god im high.

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Double negative. If you ain't sucking no dick, you are sucking some dick. Get back in touch with "her" and tell "her" your body is ready.

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Yeah I’ve come this far in life I don’t care if it’s got a dick as long as I get sucked off. Have been to glory hole before

Ok I ain’t sucking a dick

ooooo u suckin dicckkk

buddy this is realistically your only shot at any sort of relationship
might as well be gay

imagine being this mad that youll never be able to get with a real woman like this

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show me her pp

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sorry, shes a real girl

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Post her feminine penis then.

Show the pp!

OP you have to suckle his pp.
It's a lot of fun.

you guys are weird

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That ain't Suzy don't lie

this cant be a real girl

A real girl with a real penis.

that's what I'm talking about, a true woman right there

Gib the sauce nao

faggot

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Ya that’s a trap and not a fun bottom femmy trap, Like a deep voiced going to fuck you kind of trap

OP if you're gonna fuck a trap, at least fuck one that looks like this. Not some manly abomination like what youre talking too.

It gots a dick or my name isn’t chick mcdick spotter

That has to make for an awkward social/tinder profile.

That’s a man, baby