Welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D!
Today I have an easy home-quaranteened meal just for you!
I hope that everyone is staying safe in these trying times, but to get our minds off the horrors for a while, let's c-cook a delicious home cooked meal, alright?
And if you need food or other supplies, please email me at [email protected] and I'll help you out. We're all in this together, Anonymous
cringe
G-glad to have you aboard, user
Am I a bad person for on some level wondering if someone is faking something terrible is happening to them for personal gain?
I d-don't know what you mean. Can you explain more?
Today's dish is a very s-simple, yet tasty, chicken dish that you can make at home, with what you have in your pantry already! Isn't that nice?
It's called Spice Rubbed Chicken and I h-hope that it will rub you the right way!
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Did you dye your hair and grow it out or did you always hide it before? It looks good ^-^
It's d-down to my rear end now~
A friend recently was in financial difficulties and publicly posted a Facebook status asking for contributions. That campaign was mostly unsuccessful. They are now claiming to have been in an accident, but to an extent the timing seems oddly coincidental.
I haven't brought this skepticism up to anyone or anywhere, but does even considering that someone would lie about this make me a worse person?
I d-don't think that considering it alone m-makes you a bad person. Thoughts are just thoughts; actions matter more.
if this isnt spicy im gonna judge you
Judge away.
So, for the ingredients:
1 tbsp brown sugar
1 tsp of garlic powder
1 tsp paprika
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp of salt (kosher)
4 chimken breasts
1 lemon (thinly sliced)
Olive oil (to rub on the chimken!)
owo you should show it off more!
Well op lies about being a woman all the time, so yes.
the drunken oni has judged and found you wanting - just add some cayenne and she will be appeased
Citation needed
I'll t-try
I don't give a shit about any of this, but that apartment looks amazing.
Thank you
Time to add the garlic powder to the dish~
Usually I spring for fresh garlic, but w-who has access to that now-a-days! Also, b-burnt garlic tastes awful. No one wants that. No one.
No, not even you, Steve.
Stop lying.
>it will rub you the right way
I'm sure there are plenty here who would like to rub you the right way, too.
I d-doubt it
Is it p-parika time? It's Paprika time!
This gives the c-chicken a smokey flavor that balances out the sweet of the brown sugar. It's important to not use t-too much because then your dish will taste way too smokey.
Kind of like barbeque, b-but.... bad.
It's time to add the salt! N-now, I know the dish calls for "Kosher" and I would prefer to have that on h-hand, but alas, I'm stuck with this salt and so we s-shall, as Tim Gunn says "Make it work!"
CC here! I've got all that except a lemon... will lemon juice work?
S-sure will
Hey, Alice. I love you.
Wuv
Hey Alice can I join your chat?
honk
it depends on the kind of paprika! some gets spicy with too much, some gets smoky.
personally, I've got a bit too heavy of a hand with it, but I don't mind the flavor.
band members only sorry
Maybe you pony bros should just go vote for bernie sanders or some shit
M-me either
I can play drums irl
Oh, it's a raid. M-more the merrier, really
Alright, here comes the real k-kicker.
Add pepper to the d-sish. Not too much! Too much pepper will ruin any dish and you should be careful as to how much you put on.
I w-would prefer fresh ground black pepper, but I'm happy to settle for some pure g-ground stuff.
ho-kago tea time
Pretty sure it's a green screen
WHAT CAN I MAKE WITH STALE BREAD
SALAD CREAM
SRIACHA SAUCE
AND CIGARETTE BUTTS?
Right?
I am phone posting so i cant spell
N-nice to see you N
whaddup niggas
user, can you please put check marks after each step, I'm having trouble following along...
M-maybe in the future
Alice2 is making food poison
fucking bitch
I summon Kermit
What's the matter Kermit? Your mother Alice won't let you out of the chat to play?
bwahhh.....
Don't matter this shis cute af
a good tip here, anons! put the seasonings in a small ziploc container, like you store leftovers in, close it up, and then shake it! it's a really easy way to mix it all up.
N-nice to see you Theseius
*hug* thank you~
Will I ever be a true SCUD, Alice2?
Have you ever massaged a b-breast before Anonymous?
Get your mind out of the gutter. Clearly I meant CHICKEN b-breasts.
God. You people.
M-massage the oil into the chicken like it's the first boob you've ever grabbed and you really wanna make sure you get in there so the rub is nice and even.
Come on Kermit you pussy
pussy pussy pussy pussy
Imagine if Kuuz saw you right now
Hiding in Alice's chat
Come out and teach me a lesson
Oh wait you can't. You don't have balls anymore
wait a second, this isn't /waifu/.
C-correct
But my waifu is right there.
What's a kermit or a kuuz, why would either of them care user, this shit is pretty gay.
Nope, I just prefer not to entangle myself in autism drama. Especially in threads meant to be cooking tutorials.
On that note I will be closing this tab!
Have yourself a good day.
I mean...
Ah...
Fuck, you got a point. Good job, user.
Who you calling a pussy?
i only go out like once a week anyways, so this isn't something new to me lol
>Ignored as usual
Ah, just like old times.
Ah? M-message me on steam sometime, I'll buy you a game
brutal
Shut up
Add me on Discord Au-USFN 50#7185
I actually need to tell you something in private
It's r-rubbin' time!
Rub that spice mixture all over the chicken. Both sides.
You w-want a nice even coating~
Oh cool a spiderman thread
Alice! Hope your your doing well and safe, im cooking red beans in my crock pot for the week, and trying to keep things normal. Stay safe !
u
u let Alice2 control you
fag
You t-too
:O really?!
*snuggles*
gook
That's a lot of spice are you a Mexican now?
You can go out? Im sill on lockdown
Your mother
Damn dude long time no see
S-sure
yes, but also you with your dad
Nice t-to see you Soto
No u
Alice. When's the feet reveal cooming?
discord dot gg slash cgPrEB
I am erin
we are /animus/
welcome.
im in no lockdown, im free to do what i want, i just never do much else but stay inside.. u_u
yay!
what's the difference?
I stream w-with my legs and dog on stream all the time.
Please do not advertise in m-my thread.
im rubber + ur glue, so whatever u say bounces off of me and stick to u
also ur gma gay shit in ur mouth
hello post!
Where the fuck have you been that you've not seen Alice's feet?
They're all over the place.
The size of the grains
You discord is not showing up
Me
N_IS_REAL#5798
It's time to put your chicken to sleep...on that bed of lemons we just talked about. Make sure the chicken is supported and not touching the bottom of the pan. You want the lemons to infuse the chicken with their flavor, making the dish just a little lighter.
Dude, you really need to sharpen your knife
You're not really slicing but kinda a weird mix of sawing and like crushing it
Second those slices are not less than a quarter of an inch so they arent really too thin
Third, I like your nails
How ya been?
I've b-been fine
Hi, it's the bipolaranon from 4 years ago again. I've been dealing with a particularly bad depressive episode lately and by the time I get home every day I don't have the energy to do anything but lie in bed. The only positive I can think of right now is I haven't cut in over 3 weeks.
are you blood chan or alice
henlo human
Well, t-that's at least something of a positive
What is this college? No one uses that in the real world
nooo i only want kermit
OR BOTH
Everyone is Blood-chan at the core.
B-bake your chicken at 375 for 25 minutes or until the juices run clear and it's at least 165F.
That's w-when chicken is safe to eat and not a single degree less!
Fuck off, Alice2. You are an impostor. Rifk war
An hour ago? So I'm assuming Alice is gone. I'm not gonna lurk, I'm just gonna post.
So, I got laid off. Which isn't a big deal. I've been fired before. But... I don't know if I can find a job. There isn't work to be had. I filed for unemployment for the first time in my life. I feel so ashamed for not being able to support myself. I'm just glad I'm not attached to anyone. It'd be nice to have emotional support but if I have to become homeless again i'd rather do it alone.
I don't know, man. Every place I go to that's still open has cut back on their hours. I have backup plans in case the government doesn't want to take care of me but I just feel like less of a man. I'm a poor college student who can't go to campus, can't go to work, can't go live with my parents (unless I want to kill them), and I just hate feeling helpless.
I'm r-right here
Alice is never gone. Just a neet.
There are times when i feed that g_d dose want be to go out. Broken leg AND lockdown.
Alice is literally here offering people free money and you call her a neet? aight
freindly bump ^_^
Alice remember,
Don't eat bats
Ah, so the lemons aren't just there for the juice. How much juice would I substitute, and is it the end of the world if the chicken is on the pan anyway without that support? ~CC
lmao implying alice was never not "gone"
I s-see....I'm s-sorry to hear that. How is your leg healing?
I'm on it.
I w-would just eye ball it, honestly.
I want blood-chan or Colbs to come to my house and stab me in the throat
ask jill to do it he's just as unstable