Haven’t seen one today so-

Haven’t seen one today so-
Secret thread! Share your secrets here :o)

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I am Spartacus

>Haven’t seen one today so...

It's at bump limit dipfucktard

I fucked my friend's ex. Huge tits, well worth it.

im OP's mom and he's an underage boy. can the site owner block him please?

I massacred 27 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '93.

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> fucked my drug dealers sister (feel a bit bad because he is a really close friend and a cool dude).
> had 1 testicle removed at birth due to a birth defect (kinda mentally fucked me up a bit).
> molested in a public porta potty during a free concert.

I recorded my younger cousin in the shower just over a year ago.
I still fap to the video even though it’s pretty shit quality

Whenever I happen to be on stimulants, I suddenly happen my gf's younger sister's pics the most sexy thing ever and I want to share and degrade her, but I cant find the courage to risk posting any of her pics, cause this one is the only one one could get from the internet and the rest is stuff I've managed to steal from her pc.

I'll trade for any other 13-16 y.o. girl's collection. No nudes required at all, just show me their legs or something, damn.

kik gospelx

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......its sick people like you that are ruining America!

ducked my plug's dick for weed

sniff my mom's panties when I was younger

scrubbed my brother's toothbrush in the toilet bc he was a prick

Yas Forums is unironically more of a family to me than anyone aside my grandparents.

And even then, I have come to Yas Forums in my darkest hours several times rather than them...

This chan has been here for me good times and bad.

In a way, even accepting...despite all the accusations of faggotry and suggestions to off myself.

Within your honest, unpredictable, and anti social natures... you have all given me a place to be myself, and enjoy myseld...without real judgment.

In a way, when society rejected me.. I found solace in the one place outcasts meet.

Call me a fag, but I truly love you guys.

When I was 16 I gave oral sex to a 10yo girl

>gave oral sex
misspelled molested

i made Corona in my basementlab when i tried to create a Formula for immortality

Words are hard

np user, you faggot

I pretend to be different chicks on wireclub. Each one has their own backstory. It’s like my escape from reality.

Go kill your self user

so like a trap but only on the interwebs?

when I was 18 I let a trap take my anal virginity
'she' only let me know that she was a trap after sucking my cock

Kinda I guess but I’m into women IRL

so when are you finally getting a girlfriend user?
what about that cute girl you went to school with she is still single?

Yes negroes, post your deepest darkest secrets.

gaylord

i had sex with your mom

post it

Hi Dad!

No

About a year ago I went living on my own. I told everybody it's because I wanted to be independent and shit.
In reality, my sister caught me cumming in her shoes and I begged her to not say anything to anyone, and she agreed only if I moved out as soon as possible.
So, here I am, fellas, on my own.

was it worth it?

ok fag.

no, seriously. there's more like you here.

At that time, it seemed worthy. I was already doing it for a while, and that time I popped my earphones in to listen to some music while i was jerking off. Didn't hear her coming in and bam, she caught me.
Things played out better than I expected, since I already had a good paying job and my parents helped me find an apartment.
All considered, it wasn't really worth it. But, hey, you can't change the past.

Already posted in the other one but here it goes again:
Two years ago I asked my little cousin to use her phone (mine was dead) and I found out she was sending some semi nude pics to a guy.
Since her family is a religious one and her mother would for sure beat her up if I told her about the pics I blackmail my cousin into giving me some blowjobs and handjobs.
Ask anything you want

I caught my brother fucking the family dog and we have never spoken about it. i dont even know what i would say/

have a 4 inch dick and cum quick, ive never made my wife orgasm so i bought her sex toys, this was about 4 months into the relationship.

we have since moved in together and got married. sex basically never happens anymore but she is open about using the toys everynight to cum.

noticed last year she moved out old wifi camera that sends videos to my computer into the bedroom. week later the folder on my pc has a video from every day whenever she masturbates then she turns it off.

for some reason we have never spoke about it but she stills does this, its like an unspoken rule that we both know about but dont speak about.

My wife isn't nearly as good or enthusiastic at giving head as her daughter is
fml
>sadface.jpg

Any perverted things you got her to do?

Her from behind, before the obvious "post pic" response

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Well your response kinda depends on the size of the dog, the breed? Was the dog your family pet?!
lol you gotts fill us in user.

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Besides the blowjobs and handjobs, I got her to swallow my cum (one or two times, when I hadn't cum for days, so it was a lot for her).
I cummed in her tits, and fingered her a bit.

Earlier today I saw a nude of someone I sorta knew through high school on Yas Forums. I haven't gone on Yas Forums in a while and it was top of the first page. I haven't thought about her in like two years but now I really want to fuck the shit out of her and she's been in my mind all day, fuck

how and why did it stop?

Ok

post pic

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Understandable

Don't blame you one bit user, now I really want to fuck the shit out of her too.

shes a Doberman Labrador cross breed we think shes about 3-4 years old shes a rescue.
i caught him one morning after i was supposed to leave for work very early but i got a text saying the shop was staying closed and so just stayed in, he had called my name but i was trying to rest so i just ignored him, i only got up because he was playing loud music so i went into his room to tell him to shut it off and thats how i caught him. seems like he had done it before to me

At the moment I did that when i had to "babysit" her. close to three months into it I had to move to another apartment and her mother stop asking me to come to their house.
Besides, I was getting a bit paranoid about her telling on me.
I somewhat regret stoping it. Cumming in her mouth was the hottest thing I ever did

Yeah she was fairly curvy in HS but goddamn she filled out, jesus.

Listening to audio of my wife cumming while everyone else thinks I'm playing music on my headphones is pretty hot

I haven't ejaculated in 47 days

reddit.com/r/jobuds/comments/dsezhx/wanna_share_the_girls_in_your_life_to_help_me_cum/ found possible source? tineye had no results :/

I'm a white guy who travels to Pakistan frequently. I have a number of women there who I blackmail into giving me things I want. Sometimes I make 'em do crazy shit right before I leave the country for a while

Pic related

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Oh interesting, maybe the reddit post was from her ex from a few years ago.

I'm curious about how her nude came to Yas Forums. I know her and her good friend follow meme trends and likely lurked here years ago. I live in a fairly small city so seeing someone's nudes on Yas Forums from where I live is pretty surprising, at least to me

When i was younger , i had very poor health ( kidney issues) so i was in and out of the hospital , so i knew most of the nurses in a first name basis , i was just into my teens yrs so i was basically an isolated horny boy , so more often than not i would perv on the nurses (they were mostly young ones 20s to 30s) cheking them out when they bend over or brushing their boobs with my hand

One day i was particulary fuck up and weak + no faps in 2 days (build up pressure) and then came this young (mid20s) brunette nurse call lucy (luciana) and she starts doing the check ups on me , then she starts laughing/giggling and says
"do you wish to use the toilet"
"no , im ok , thx"
"are you sure" while pointing to my raging diamond boner i almost had a heart attack righ there "i can come back later , so you take care of that" , im about to answer when a fit of coughing takes over , she helps me spit/vomit into a bucket and helps me calm down............then tells me "you know , i could help you" , i almost had a second heart attack but looked at her like a baby deer in headlights and she ask "do you want me to?" , i try to talked but couldnt so i just nodded , she proceeded to pull the curtain and open my gown , grip my dick and go to town , she never broke eye contact and asked me "is this ok?, does it hurt? , slower or faster?" , neddless to say i was done within a few minutes , she felt due to my face i guess and pointed it into a paper tissue , she whipped my dick and closed my gown and told me before going out "if you need help tell me but lets not make this a habit , you are a big boy , ok?"

i did asked her a couple more times (when i looked the most fuck up and pitiful) and she accepted , one of the few silver linnings of my sickness

I'm a god.

When you look at the dog, what do you think/feel? Pity, ridicule, sorrow?

i dont know she seems perfectly fine and happy and shes not weird around my brother or anything. its more what i think of my brother. how long has he been doing it, and why?

I have an illegitimate baby in Ukraine.
Or at least it's probably mine, though I've never been contacted about it. I went to an orphanage to deliver toys and had sex with one of the orphan girls, and a year later I saw pics of her on Facebook with a baby. No idea how old she was either, I don't speak Ukrainian and she didn't speak English.
That was almost a decade ago, and I didn't tell anyone in my family, or even my girlfriends/wife. I hope they're alright.

>and why?
Because he's a boy.

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