Are you, or have you ever been, a shoplifter?

Are you, or have you ever been, a shoplifter?
Ever been caught?
[spoiler]tips?[/spoiler]

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Never got caught, only shoplifted a handful of times though when I was like eight or so.

Work as a team

>Always have a decoy guy
>A guy who will attract the attention of the security
>Walk in and smile, be friendly.
>Know your target

Well, a couple more times when I was like 16 or around there also.

Dont be niggers

the trick is to steal something and also buy something. they never suspect that someone paying for something is also stealing something.

I don't do it now, I did it when I was young and back then it was just the thing to do for a young boy to be doing mischievous shit. I don't think it's like that now is it? Nowadays you're supposed to be like edgy and shit and only when you're being recorded? I think that's how it is now.

I used to steal bottles several times a week for months at different stores as a high schooler. Got caught twice by two different stores, one time a lady blocked my way out and said " you can't leave with that" I just pushed through her and ran to my house ( it was close). Second time caught I was by a buddies house and I stole a 30 rack of brew, when I shoved it in my bag i walked towards the door and some dude pushed a row of shopping carts in front of me. I hurdled it with the brew in my bag and ran towards the park nearby. When I got there some fat middle age fucker I think he was loss prevention stood in front of me and said " you gonna give that back" I ran towards the street and he was on a moped chasing me but il lost him and still had the beer.

>tips?
no
it doesn't worth it

Do it from a place you work at, and blame someone else. If your workplace does inspections, use the trash to do it.

Throw stuff away that you want, then take out the trash.

I used to work at Best Buy, and black employees were constantly getting fired and arrested for stealing lol

My ex gf in high school was a profilic shoplifter. She'd regulary hit places like Claire's accessories or department stores. When she finally got busted she told me she lifted her shirt up and showed her boobs to the store security guy but he told her knock that shit off.

Stole tons of candy and magazines when I was kid from a local corner store. Then I grew the fuck up.
Only niggers steal as teens/adults.
Man up and get a fucking life/job.

I've downloaded probably like $100k in free music and movies.

Only stock from a shitty retail job I used to have. Stole loads of expensive clothes every time management were rude cunts. Suffice to say I've got a lot of nice stuff.

Also used to buy things every now and again to avoid suspicion. Then again, I was the most clean cut guy in the shop and nobody would ever suspect me.

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N I G G E R

Damn was he gay or something?

His gf was probably a hideous whale

1. Be like really young
2. Keep your eyes on cameras and find safe spots
3. Make sure you're an average customer to avoid suspicion, trust me it works
4. Look for blind spots
5. If you're stealing from convenience make sure they also make food, order something and while they're cooking it get what you can get
5. Don't go over board and make sure its somewhere small

>2009, Best Buy in my area has terrible security and doesn't have magnetic strips on certain high value products
>Visits 1-2 times a week to take 3-4 Apple "iWork" CD's
>Resell on Amazon for $500 /ea, cheaper than MSRP
>Profit

lol... i was always the decoy guy

When I was a tweenager, stole some candy from the Ben Franklin store. Then I grew up.

>TFW being the decoy guy means your friends shove shit in your backpack while it's on you and you have to play it cool
>TFW you kind of like it since it's a girl touching up on you
Girls were indispensable when it came to shoplifting in HS

Dont be a nigger
Don't be a wigger
Don't be loud and acting like a moron
Don't dress like a scumbag nigger
Don't act paranoid
Don't keep looking at staff

How do you hide 20 packs of TP in your pants?

Use them at the store and then put them back

Former LP here. It’s easy to get away with it in most places if you know what your doing. Just getting out with the product doesn’t mean you haven’t been “caught”. LPs in most places will press charges after the fact, they just have to have a few elements on camera. Coming in without the product, selecting and passing all points of sale showing no intention to pay to name a few. The easiest way to get away with it, is to go to the bathroom with the product. Most companies have a policy that LPs can’t follow you in there. (Don’t mean they won’t try) Also can’t record in there too.

Any good stories of catching people?

Loser potato?

Lesbian Pocahontas?

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Limp Pisskit?

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Same. My partner dressed differently like a cardboard cutout thug while I dressed as a JC Penney catalog. He was brown hard Mexican while I looked light skinned soft Hispanic. We made a killing. Pic related helped. We both decided to work alone during a beef we had. Both got caught him for a bunch of CDs and DVDs and got probation. Me for a pack of batteries for my dead mp3 player just a slap on the wrist because it was theft less than $10. We where kids then. Now we do inside jobs for places we use to work for. Have not been caught since

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A few, not many. If things got “exciting” like they were combative or confrontational our policy was to let them go. Same for most places. Can’t even chase after them. Had one guy try and run and get hit by a car once. That was pretty fucking awesome!

Wrong pic. That's literally me btw

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ITT - Niggers

this

No, niggers rob at knife or gunpoint

*smacks lips*
Shiiieeet Ey suh bruh mip da do tum muh fuggen Bix nood

I go to restaurants (well used to before Corona lockdown) with my girlfriend away from where I live. We order meal, appetisers etc.

Then order chicken chef salad to go. Say we're gonna have a smoke and just leave.

Also we're clean cut and white so that helps.

Bump... Any other tips/stories?

Getting caught just isnt was worth it but ive stolen baseball jerseys from mlb games... countless bottles, cough syrup... its more fun to steal petty shit when ur drunk though.

I could go into more detail but the main thing i learned is if you’re suspicious of someone who looks out of place: they are loss prevention best to back out of what ur doing.

I stole System of a Down’s “Steal This Album” when it was first released, I regret nothing, just listening to my idols at the time

if they have cameras make sure you dont go back. if you steal that is

I used to date a girl who was waaaay out of my league physically. Cute AF without makeup, always smelled amazing, and amazing in bed.

I knew she had to have some sort of mental illness to be lowering herself to be with me, but I couldn't see any obvious red flags.

Then she got arrested one night and I found out she was a kleptomaniac. Her family was well off, but she still felt the impulse to steal anything not nailed down from stores, particularly makeup and jewellery - neither of which she wore. She'd just give them to people or hide them in her closet.

She tried to kill herself in jail and ended up going to a mental hospital for a couple of months. Broke up with me when she got out and ended up married to some asshole we went to high school with.

>mfw I paid for it

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What is it with white girls and this shit?
Everyone in this thread is saying stealing is for niggers, but I'd easily equate "shoplifter" with "white girl with issues" quicker than I'd equate it with "nigger"
At least with ghetto kids you can just assume it's because they don't have money.

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Did it a few times in the past, we changed the bar codes of products, we got the most expencive meat and drinks in our bbqs alot of times for relly really cheap, and many other stuffs. Now I changed some values and stoped hanging with druged and weak friends. Hope you became a man and got some moral and some values soon.

I worked at a gas station for 5 years and I caught countless people trying to steal. Best bet is to just wait until the place is busy and sneak in and out. I don't know how many people managed to steal without being caught, but I'm sure it's more than I managed to see.

Scumbags like you will get what's coming to them.

I don't know if she got off on the thrill or what, but yeah, it seems like a lot of young while girls love to steal petty shit just to get away with it.

almost, got chased too, he wasn't fast enough and I heard him audibly say "ugh fuck it" as we got to the edge of the parking lot. i let out a derisive "faggot!" and kept going. stupid but it was pretty fun.

>what did you steal?

beef jerky

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Nah it's fine. My girlfriend is a server so she came up with the plan that works like a charm everytime lol

I stole a few things while at a selt checkout once

THIS, plus the garbage trick

>Worked in retail about 16 years ago while starting college
>Caught people steal by packing one item into another item
>They pay for the lesser expensive item, walk out with both
>Caught on, started checking everything
>Boss screwed me out of OT for two months, kept saying he would pay
>Freight came in, went to the warehouse area to load up to move it to shelves
>Other guy left the clipboard out while taking a smoke break
>Quickly calculated how much the company owed me, held aside items I wanted that added up to that amount
>Checked them off
>Tossed them on the return "defect" pallet
>Waited a few days when there was a slow period
>"I'll go clean up the warehouse a bit"
>Took the trash out to the dumpster
>Tossed the items I wanted in the woods in a garbage bag
>Went back that night, nabbed the bag

When I was like 7-11 I would shoplift g. i. Joe toys and AA batteries for my game boy color because mom was a poorfag

Please tell me your dubs mean that the beer was still good. I bet that first one was awful foamy.

Stop saying "man up", faggot. It's called just be normal. Fucking zoomers.

And bart never wore that hoodie ever again.