CV conspiracy thread. What's really going on here, Yas Forums?

CV conspiracy thread. What's really going on here, Yas Forums?

>It's affecting less than 0.004% of the world population
>It isn't even serious for those who it is affecting
>It's being covered worldwide by every media outlet

Why is being so blown out of proportion? Scare tactic? Political distraction?

It barely looks like something that should be in the news at all.

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A 4% death rate on anything isn't 'blown out of proportion'. Do the math on that if everyone had it.

You want people to die, we get it. Just wish you would bring something new to the table not just spam

>do the math

I ran the numbers and in your proposed scenario, 4% of people would die.

nice dubs, yes H1N1 was a hoax as well and fucking idiots forget while hoarding TP, this crap will be repeated in 5 or 10 years and you will remember me user

>It isn't even serious for those who it is affecting
permanent post lung damage, stop meme'ing you fucking faggot. Kys.

Na. Nonsense.

I hope your parents get it and it kills them

It’s not a “hoax” but it’s being used for political games, just as everything is. “Never let a crisis go to waste, there’s things you can do that can’t be done otherwise” as a certain man once said.

Lol you obviously have no legit insight to offer here. Why even post?

What political games specifically?

to cause mass panic so people will invest in the stock market since people will be panic buying things like toilet paper and hand sanitizer its all because money

It's all a hoax and is being perpetuated to test how obedient the world is to media. And we've proved extremely obedient. Entire countries are being locked down because of what is essentially Chinese (pun not intended) Whispers.

>to cause mass panic so people will invest in the stock market

Ha, least aware comment yet.

Trump said so and I agree. Fuck off with your fake flu.

The toilet paper industry is run by jews, we all knew it, right?

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Exactly my thoughts

Why always the media? This Lazy "media is to blame" thing is so dumb. The media are not a thing. Just thousands of independent businesses (mostly) with different agendas and politics Anyone who says "the media" outs themselves as a shallow mind.

Will be interesting to see what they do from here.

Nice vague explanation idiot.

China. Hong Kong stuff and South China Sea encounters have been ramping up and getting more and more dangerous in the last few years.

Found the retard.

It's being blown out of proportion as a tool to see how much control government can have over the general public. I'm shocked more people don't realize this. It's deadly to a percentage of the general public . . . . a people who could die from the common flu, as well. But literally everything is shut down? Come on, people. My Governor is telling us she's driving around with police and any gatherings over 10 people will be shut down . . . police state any one?

I wish we could stage an uproar over this but the sheep are just following orders

There are some who are truly independent. But many of the biggest ones have shown themselves to be linked in some way. Do they really have different, independent agendas?

Obviously it's not one media outlet. It's many all being paid by one group, the Jews. They want to test how obedient, and how stupid the goy cattle are. And things are looking promising for the Zionists.

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>The media are not a thing. Just thousands of independent businesses (mostly) with different agendas and politics

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it would barely be in the news if americans wernt stupid and handled it right

Wait until people realize this '15 days to stop the spread' is going to turn into another 15 then another 15 then another 15 . . . . you're going to see a lot of violence, mark my words.

either way,at the end of the day.regardless how bad it gets in america,trump will come out of this just fine because none of his supporters will ever blame him on anything

What would be the purpose of a police state? How could, say one person, be motivated for such an outcome?

god i love bat soup

america is already a police state,they dont need some overhyped flu to give them it.donald trump has did just fine at giving the country a police state

Not one person, but the financial power structure. Pherhaps a collection of banks, a global monetary fund, and the federal reserve. Maybe you’ll see cash go away and everything forced to be credit cards and digital tied to identity.

Because you're a retard that's determined to make a bad thing worse. Kill yourself for the betterment of humanity.

Is it true that Bill Gates has the patent on covid 19?

Honestly it's far from it. I'd love to see more traffic enforcement personally, but the reality of it is that nobody gets caught for much of anything here.

60 positive tests, 800 negative tests in my state, with zero deaths. OMG close everything!!!

>its far from it

no,it actually is one.this is how dumb americans are,its only gotten worse with your bootlicker president donald trump

Ha, ha, then they are having trouble with their messaging because Fox and CNN don't seem to be on the same page.

Sheesh. the epistemic blindness needed to believe this shit.

nobody cares about your flyover state kid

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Let's give this the Easy Conspiracy Test:

Test #1. Does this affect the Rich?
Answer: Yes. Such as Tom Hanks being guarantined in a hotel, and case of multi-billionaire Bernard Arnault, who owns a luxury conglomerate which includes everything from Dior to Guerlain to Louis Vuitton, who has turned his perfume manufacuring plants to make hand sanitizer which he donates FOR FREE to various world governments, costing him hundreds of millions in lost revenue.

Since the rich tend to get richer, and have access to the best medicine in the world, the Coronavirus causing both tangible medical concerns among them and loosing them significant amounts of money, means this is likely not a hoax.

Test #2. Does this affect world governments?
Answer: Yes. Chinese government is facing a lot of internal and external critique for poor handling of the early stages of the pandemic. Trump's own administration is publically disagreeing with the President, who himself has changed his tune in the last week over the severity of the crisis. Republican and Democrat senators both, with access to insider data, have been selling their stock in every industry except health hand over fist to cash out in a competition to race the stock market to the bottom.

kill yourself OP you waste of oxygen

you are a dumb motherfucker aren't you

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Not only a small breath of rational thought, but...

0000 quads, holy mother.

This.

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what about the jews user,does it effect the jews

>trumps own administration is publically disagreeing with the president

yet,lets see who they vote for in november.my guess is,the republicans again.who will continue to have trump as their candidate

that picture isnt even a conspiracy,its the truth honestly

quads of truth

No one said any of those would kill us all. So stupid meme.

I dont get why people are so against doing the basic social distancing practice to slow the spread. That's all a lot of this is about, yet people want to act like it's a hoax. What's fake about it? They're just trying to contain it to get ahead of it so it doesnt get out of control.

You didn't troll me, because you're dead serious you aspergers manchild

Ya, I know this, everyone knows this. But i'm talking about the world, not just you navel gazing Americans.

Besides. Again, you have to have to have some so brain cell killing epistemic blindness to imagine that CNN and FOX have the same agenda.

says the zoomer who wasnt even alive during half of them

also,ebola actually did kill people.americans dont realize it,but there is more places in the world then just your country

the rich are causing mass fear to increase the overall A.T. fields (we think of as racism, nationalism, sports team vs team, left vs right) that separate us (from world peace) and they do not have the means for instrumentality (control or ascension) yet and the connection of global subconscious (everyone realizing the current systems are bullshit) was emerging too quickly to be controlled. the virus is the fear tactic so that another A.L.I.C.E bot can create better sub narratives to keep us distracted until they master he science needed to become gods.
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also google the internet is full of bots, both theory and actual numbers.
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“...Every single one of us goes through life depending on and bound by our individual knowledge and awareness. And we call it reality. However, both knowledge and awareness are equivocal. One's reality might be another's illusion. We all live inside our own fantasies, don't you think?”
― Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto, Vol. 42: The Secret of the Mangekyo
Ive been lookin into alot into what is reality: any of you nerds understand the implications of Wallace Thornhill and others 'Electric universe/omniverse' discoveries?

as bio'ELECTRO'chemical machinations you should-

Holy fuck, found the giga retard on the board today.

i think americans are stupid and wouldnt need all this bullshit if they quarantined people right

"social distancing"is just made up to try to defend themselves from getting shit on when they realize that nobody is staying home with coronavirus because nobody is forcing them to

So either Fox or CNN are saying it's totally fine then? that's news to me!

Anyone who says “zoomer” or “boomer” doesn’t have an argument

best posts yet

cry more kid,the point is still there.not my fault your some dumb edgy teenager who is bored because his school shut down

This is so odd, are you undermining your own meme?

You relationship to truth is made clear by the multiple unfounded and completely incorrect assumptions you have made about me. They confirm you just to poor conclusions without thinking.

military industrial complex?

What the hell are you on about? Its common practice to stay away from sick people to keep from getting sick. This takes one step more and tells people to just stay away from everyone for a little while to stop it dead in its tracks. This isnt anything shocking or over the top, its the most basic form of preventing the spread of infectious diseases.

Explain how Trump has turned us into a police state.

The problem is not the mortality of the virus on the whole population, which is around 4 to 6%. The problem is it is highly contagious.

90% of those 4-6% are elderly and immunosuppressed people, also the same targets that get in critical condition and require hospital care and end up in ICU.

Since it spreads like wildfire it ends up overloading hospitals faster than people can get healed.

If you think it is just a scare tactic, here in Spain all you have to do is go visit any hospital in Madrid, and you will see how "blown out of proportion" it really is. Since airports are all closed and you cannot, you can do that now in your country, or maybe in a couple weeks.

Shit is really bad here, isolation is an attempt to decrease hospital overload to a point it can actually take people in again with time.

I wish your family will die from Coronavirus

The government spies on you. At any time, you can be thrown in jail indefinitely without trial. Anyone can call in a tip and get you SWATed. "Police state" doesn't mean traffic enforcement.

you clearly arent american are you? americans dont have common sense.if they would of quarantined people right to begin with,coronavirus wouldnt of even been an issue,but they had to fuck it up

>here in spain

nobody cares about your shithole country foreigner

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it was already a police state before trump

>overloading hospitals faster than people can get healed

ah yes,the reality of socialist healthcare

And? Fuck them. Society doesn't need more 85 year olds with breathing problems.

>>shutting down businesses by state force is a basic firm of preventing the spread of disease

what if eating a chinese womens ass is the secret to getting immunity from coronavirus

just bend that little chinky slut over,spread her cheeks and start lickin

so.... death isn't a serious outcome?

You ARE a fucking nitwit.

>telling people to go home and stay their is now what america calls a quarantine

this is the most hilarious part about coronavirus in america.they wonder why its out of control right now,well.maybe thats why,if a "shithole country"can figure out coronavirus better then america.what does that call america as a country?

lol this

That just shows how much IQ you have

Spain has both private and public health care, considered the 4th best in the world by the way, learn your shit.

How about fuck YOU instead? When I say elderly I mean people over 65 are already at risk. But hey casualties with younger people are also a thing.

>A 4% death rate
1,2% in the US as of today.

look at it this way,the more trump voters that die.the less people we have to vote for this incompetant moron in november

Putting words in someone else's mouth in a desperate attempt to revive your garbage view point is little more than disingenuous. Go pick up a book.

says the spanish nigger

have fun with your coronavirus you 3rd world retard

You forgot "Trump will kill us all"

>permanent post lung damage
you pull that out of your ass? Numbers and percentages you jerk.

please state your source,and no.trump's tweets or your conservative blogs arent a crediable source of information

maybe if americans were informed to begin with,you might actually have a point

Pointless, don't worry, you will soon be a nigger with me, you just don't know it yet lol

trump is a complete moron,he's handled coronavirus the worst.and there's news storys that back it up,but im sure your some red hat redneck who doesnt pay attention to the news

The thing that confuses the shit out of me is that the entire world will come together to shut down the global economy for a CHANCE at lowering death rate by a couple percentage points...

But try to get the world to make even a slight decrease in fossil fuel use to prevent the death and displacement of 1 billion or more people living in coastal areas and nobody gives a fucking shit.

It is bizarre to me and indicates at least one of these two things is fake.

Yeah yeah orange man bad
I remember people mocking him when he banned europeans from traveling to the USA
Now people mock him because he didn't do it sooner

>entire world

says the american,who pays no attention to the world outside of his country

It's a very real thing being used as a distraction. Someone who used to cut my hair died of it just recently.

This is being used as an opportunity to oversaturate the media with superficial updates to keep us distracted from everything else our governments are doing.

A compliance test.
Gov: hay you need to give me all your shit.
the people: no
Gov: there is an emergancy
the people: oh! ok here ya go.

i mock him for more then just his handling of coronavirus,whine more snowflake

Republicans are using the chaos and extending it uselessly to instate martial law

Libertarians/small government people will be used as tools. They will refuse, get into fights and get labelled left wing extremists

They are trying to stop end-to-end encryption to snoop on people. They will use that to crackdown on civil rights activists, their endgame.

You won't get healthcare or any social security. Corporate overlords will rule on your consumer lifes. The USA will be too far into a fascist state to be able to change that without a fight.

That's exactly what you said

>republicans

no,you mean trump and his supporters.they arent real republicans,they are just confused left wing supporters

Cuz global warming oh sorry cooling oh sorry climate change is FAKE you dumb fuck