If you could send a letter back in time to 13 year old you, what would it say ?

Kill yourself right now. It’s all downhill from here.

Ignore everyone and tell them to fuck off. Everyone around you is a malevolent NPC faggot.
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Tell Paul Walker to not drive his Porsche that day

Underage b- Wait NOOOOO God fucking dammit

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fuck everything and anything

when you move back to your hometown fuck every slut you can do not hesitate you will just jerk off to how close you came to fucking them later on. and no condoms. just do it.

dont ever delete nudes you get from a girl...ever

kill yourself you 13 year old fuck

Don't get too deep in the church shit
Invest in Microsoft
Watch your drinking, it gets a little out of hand and gets your ass in juvie your senior year.
Ask out Laurie when you get to high school
Janette is a cheating whore, skip that and chase the big-titted brunette instead
Don't settle for that thing you think is "real true love". You won't find that until much later, but it really is EVERYTHING you've ever wanted.
Don't start smoking. When you get ripped and healthy in 2010, stay that way.
A busted water heater will cost you a fortune in a ruined floor one day, catch that shit before it happens

Lost weight and you'll be a ladykiller. Also, hookup with Kim cus she was a slut and woulda sucked your dick and see if Cody really woulda put you on the hit list that got him suspended in 7th grade.

>fuck as many 13 year olds as you can, if they're "weird" it actually means they'll do anything for attention
>also take pics you want to remember this when you're old
>t. you when you're old

>tldr
>- you at 13

>A busted water heater will cost you a fortune in a ruined floor one day, catch that shit before it happens

Shit. I take it that happened while you were away from home. If home, you could catch the shutoff in no time, but who knows how much damage it would do otherwise

Trump wins in '16...take that shit to vegas

>Paul Walker died 10 years ago

God damnit, where does the time go? I swear I remember hearing this a year ago and watching Fast and Furious like a month ago

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Dont worry about being alone, build character, defeat the bullies by ignoring them and keeping your self worth. I know in a couple of years you are going to go through the hardest times of your life, its gonna suck and you will feel alone almost all the time. Its ok, ive literally been there and we got through it. Just steady the course and try not to think too much about stepping out of it.

You are going to meet a really cute girl, a lingerie model, and she is going to be awesome in every way you cannot even imagine girls can be yet so dont mind the bully's calling you ugly or pushing you out of the group. She will give a purpose to your life, balance out your flaws and she will consider you her rock to lean on, life will stay difficult on money for a while, but everything else you will make easy and fun for your wife and she will reward you every step of the way with her unfaltering devotion. As you become 30 you will have the experience and savings to build your little home in the world, its not perfect but it has view on the vecchio bridge, the bridge where you proposed her.

Make sure you say you love her on the 21st of feb, 2020 we all ahve to say our goodbyes someday.

Don't spend 150 bitcoins on currency in a Japanese mmo. Sometimes I think about how much money that is today and I wanna kill myself.

name/sauce?

Hide your porn better
And don't use the same username for porn and non porn stuff

I can't take it anymore, imagine how the elderly feel. Fuck it just flies by and I still screw around doing nothing.

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Don't worry user one day you'll return to the elements from which you came. We never really die it's just a cycle of birth and rebirth through atoms. We're made of atomized dinosaurs and spacedust just be cool and enjoy the ride.

this
>hit the gym and don't ever stop. fuck sports still
>fuck spanish, go into CAD instead
>spend time with your dad and learn as much shit about tools and electric stuff as you can. you'll understand why he was the way he was when you get older
>hang out with your friends more
>fuck college, go be an electrician apprentice ASAP
>move in with k and a and live like a king, saving and investing every penny you can
>fuck lindsey before she turns into some fat white trash mom and fuck what's-her-name too.
>fuck everything that moves when you get out of hs. YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE, FAGGOT.
>if you have ignored all of this, at the very least DO NOT JOIN THE MILITARY. IT WILL LEAVE YOU SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND SUICIDAL UNTIL YOU HIT LATE 23 AND YOU WILL BE BEHIND BOTH MENTALLY AND SUCCESS-WISE COMPARED TO YOUR FRIENDS

>we're just bits of star stuff bro
Humans are still figuring shit out, we may go extinct before our greatest scientific minds even come close to understanding the nature of our universe/existence. All it takes is 1 discovery to change everything we "know". There is no comfort in being a living sentient creature, never being conceived would be preferable.

>SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND SUICIDAL UNTIL YOU HIT LATE 23
user idk if that was the military I think thats just being 23

Kiss that girl. I can guarantee that my entire life would be different right about now. Fuck.

You'll find true love when you're 23, treat her better & make every moment count because you'll lose her if you don't.

Take more pics and vids of your ha girl friend. You'll still be fapping to her later in life and wish you had more

You're already here why make it harder on yourself by being pessimistic? You're a god damn dolphin breaching the sea. It's short and sweet but you might get to do some flips and shit up here. You may as well enjoy it otherwise it's just suffering and that's not chill at all.

your parents will split up the moment you graduate, and your life will become an unbearable hell for exactly 12 years. you will finally gain some success and independence, and you will realize your family is literal scumbags as they try to use/ruin you. it is essential that you suffer through all of this, as the character and integrity it builds makes you, and your future business ventures, as reputable as they are successful. you will help a lot of people and live a comfortable life surrounded by loved ones.

>back in time
>age 13
But senpai, that is called going into the future

Fuck every slut in the entire world

Nah. My recruiter never told me how much Intel fucks you up or how it has the highest rate of depression than any other branch in the military. I wanted to kill myself every day and drank myself silly on the weekends until they finally let me go. Would not recommend again

Story? I always like a good life turnaround story

>If you kill yourself now, you can spare yourself an unimaginable amount of pain and sorrow
>Your life does improve, and you achieve all of your goals earlier in life than you thought you would
>But, life smacks you down relentlessly
>You watch your family suffer
>Your health fails
>Your friends betray you
>All because your morality made you "do the right thing."

Why be happy or content though?

Start programming in C NOW

"Don't change a single thing, you awesome, awesome motherfucker."

Because the alternative is a miserable existence?

ok

in more detail
>parents hated each other but stayed together for their kids
>breaking point, one assaulted the other
>forced to move to a region where you dont speak the language and cant get work
>try college, it sucks ass
>try the army, it sucks ass
>try working minimum wage manual labor for years barely scraping by but, somehow scrape by
>every time i got a little bit ahead a close friend or family member would fuck me over
>repeat until everyone you know is removed from your life
>work balls off, make business connections with good people
>become the guy everyone needs
>open a business
>contracts all over the place
>do excellent work and stand behind your service
>15 years after graduation, own a house, own a business, operate several side projects, have a few nice cars, have a wife, not a single negative thing can be said about you

carry yourself with integrity and honor, never lie, never back down, and always play fair

"It's not your fault. You don't have a mother that loves or wants you. You won't understand your estranged father for years. Stop looking for love and comfort. Life is cold and pain. You need to build you castle before you can put a princess in it. Not just any princess, but one who shares this idea, one who shares your values without convincing or persuasion. Build your castle, fill it with music and love, but be careful not to let just anyone in. You know right from wrong and you know what your values are. Stay true to them and don't compromise them for anyone. Your walls will be strong and the envy of those who abandoned, abused, and took advantage of you."

PS. fuck college. go to trade school. any trade.

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Yup. I still Facebook stalk her

There are ways to bring joy and love in your life user and if you're having a hard time finding them seek help. I know this is Yas Forums and its cool to be edgy and hate life and everyone in it but it's not weakness to want to be happy.

id tell myself to not let myself get out of shape and to do my gcse's

kill yourself now, it's not worth it

Do not sexually touch your cousin. Eventhough shes the one that started it. Make sure you always keep the refrigerator clean.

>Don't pull a knife on your dad. He's going to call the cops, you'll be convicted, and you'll lose your 2A rights for life

-don’t try alcohol. It’s going to be a lifelong struggle.
-don’t just watch your dad/step dad fix things/do projects, fucking learn
-keep up the reading, it will catapult you over your peers
-keep up the sports. Easy advantage over non-athletic betas
-learn guitar or Spanish/French. Musical literacy/comprehension or foreign language comprehension will serve you well
-vidya is ok, you’ll know the right time to give it up.
-lastly, there’s going to be Brazilian in high school you devote 100% of your energy on. Don’t. You pass up/turn down pussy after pussyfooted until the end of your senior year. Don’t be a fag.

Eat Amy's ass like a cupcake

Buy bitcoin, sell at 10k.

Picture exactly who you want to be, and act like that person everyday with SUPER confidence. It's insane how being crazy confident can make people love and respect you no matter if you're basic or weird. Dwight Schrute is fucking weird, but he's so confident in it that no one gives him a hard time lol and basic girls love him lol

Hey Me, It's Me, You. Just gotta say, good luck faggot. You'll need it.

The sentiment is appreciated but help goes only so far and is usually bs.
>I know this is Yas Forums and its cool to be edgy and hate life and everyone in it but it's not weakness to want to be happy.
Don't even know what the deal is with Yas Forums these days. It's just complete trash but habit bring me back.
>inb4 Yas Forums was never good hurr durr
Maybe so but it wasn't always this bad.

Hang out with Sam and Dylan, they got their lives figured out, and forget Max and other Sam, fucking dicks. Play more sports, drink and smoke more and fuck more bitches. As long as you have a good GPA and a good major with job experience, you're set for life

Trips of truth lol

Kill them. Kill them all when they sleep.