I have COVID-19 AMA

Will you spread it around? Plz do.

Where are you from?

C- super
O- aids
V- from
I- my
D- wife's
1- boyfriend
9-

it's not as bad. since i have type 2 diabtes it might get worse.

california

You must have graduated from trump university.

Can i have your stuff?

>not having covid 20
fag

what stuff?

I had covid-19 one month ago. you are doing it wrong, remove mask because you need maximum possible air-flow to your lungs and use A LOT of vicks vaporub. also cover your neck not your head! take a shitload of vitamins and drink rum or whisky and you'll be as good as new in 3 days.

epic bait bro

>Orange Man Bad, even if the thread has nothing to do with him
pls, shut up you retard

... until the 2nd phase hits.

Are you my Mexican grandpa? Because you described how he handles all sickness

YEa! UNTIL THE SECOND PHASE HITS! OOHHHH YOU BETTER BE SCARED FOR THAT! YOU BETTER TAKE THAT SECOND PHASE SERIOUSLY! THIS IS A DEADLY DISEASE user! WE'RE SERIOUS THIS TIME! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE THIS TIME user! FOR REAL THIS TIME!!! AHHHHHHH!!

All stuff

The second phase isn't that serious. It just makes you gay and type in all caps.

... Or, it's just a warning that the virus is biphasic and you're a retard that can't figure out what the phrase "middle ground" means.

>Drink rum or whisky
Nigger wut

Alcohol suppresses your immune system, retard.

you answered yourself user
that's what it is...
shit's always been around

very uncommon

How long have you been showing symptoms? Any idea how you caught it?

I'll believe the CDC over some Yas Forums know-it-all, thanks.

1 month

Wh-where in California?

>"damn...is that how autistic our fear-mongering sounds?"
>"better call him gay and retarded so he doesn't sound like one of us"

That's exactly what people sound like when they talk about how "serious" this virus is. People want their fear justified and this is the only way to do it. They risk looking like a dumbass on the internet because they heard their friend talking about how dangerous the big bad flu was on facebook and they believed them instead of listening to doctors.

Now they do look like idiots, desperately clinging to straws and single-handedly tanking the economy all because they're afraid of the sniffles or their grandma might die.

norcal

he might be onto something
the pneumonia is a result of your immune system acting up not the virus itself
stop the immune system stop the pneumonia

Dude.
Relax.
All I said was it was bi-phasic.
You ARE retarded. And quite full of yourself, too.

I had super weird dry coughs for like 3 weeks back in december/january and I felt like shit but I thought it was just depression but maybe I had covid19. I'm in Hawaii and associate with asians

Seriously? At what point did you go to the hospital, and why?

have you had your anus swabbed yet?

Get well soon Yas Forumsro

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no not yet? why?

what are your tought if it gonna damage to the lung stay after you get rid of the virus.

went in on Wednesday.

fuck you what part of norcal you should just be shot and burned right now you fucking plague carrying worthless sack of shit.

I fear you may be in the late stages of phase 3. I'm sorry user, your gayness is incurable.

How long are you already gay?

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chill

i'm into anus swabbing stories. they get me hard.

die .

there is a name for that, cytokine storm,
completely inhibiting the immune system is a bad idea, but modulating the immune system to be a bit slower might help.

you wanna die sober? zoomer retard...

What prompted you to seek treatment?

they wouldn't let you wear a hat in the hospital especially if one of the symptoms of covid is a fever
nice try homo

did you feel taste/smell?

WHAT FUCKING PART OF NORCAL YOU ARE PUTTING ME IN DANGER EVERY SECOND YOU DO NOT ANSWER

Why is Sam on Yas Forums?

It's alright.
It's too late, anyway.
There's too many stupid people in this world for you to be able to live your life without being put at risk by their retarded behaviors. All you can do is protect yourself by staying away from others for now.

Please tell me it's not deep homeboy

My uncle has been sick since before Christmas. First they told him it was Pneumonia then bronchitis. Dude definitely has Corona

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California is in lockdown. You're putting yourself in danger if you refuse to follow the order

I am a shut in I never go outside but I live in an apartment around a shit ton of worthless people and I do not want it getting in the vents now fucking tell me what town in norcal? If you do not want to say is it a college town? How far away from Sac is it is that will tell me just about where. Do not tell me it is alright you fucking disease ridden animal

>before Christmas
>Pneumonia
>Bronchitis
>both are respiratory infections and CIVID-19 is known for attacking those areas
yikes, dude

>I have COVID-19 AMA
Did you do your duty and went around coughing on boomers?

no shit normal nigger I am a shut in I do not go outside but my nigger neighbors do and I do not want their germs getting in my air vents

Why aren't you performing your rightful duty by spreading the virus in every conceivable place and coughing into your hands and then touching everything you see?

Because that's what you should be doing. There are too many stupid people in the world as it is, you need to be part of the solution and spread that shit near and far!

Wrong guy. I'm not OP: I was just telling you that it didn't really matter. We're at a point where only sane, rational people are going to survive this. The toilet paper folks are probably going to get yeeted.

lol
There's nothing you can really do about that.
If you live a healthy lifestyle, complete with proper nutrition, you'll have a better chance at surviving it. I know what you're going through, but it's the best we can do about retarded (in my case, fellow) nignogs with no sense.

Proof ?

I just want to know what fucking town he is in because I am in nor cal and I do not want some fucking disease ridden faggot to withhold critical information.

It was way out of the ordinary but this wasn’t a thing yet. It’s making hella sense now and freaking me out. Dudes been sick for like 4 months. Just getting over it now.

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Would you rather become a nignog, or keep the COVID-19 ?

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When did you decide to become a tranny?

And what would you do if you know he was in your city? Would you move out?

We can fucking kill these fucking animals and burn their bodies why the fuck are people not taking this serious he is not even a human anymore he is a walking time bomb if we shoot every last fucking sick piece of shit in the back of the head and light them up then this shit would not have spread as much as it did. The reason why it has spread so much is because retards think oh there is nothing we can do faggots think oh no we can not just violate a literal biological weapons "rights" if it was me that was sick I would expect the same treatment. We need to do what has to be done fuck these animals they need to be put down before it is too late.

As if he even has a choice lmfao!

Obviously he'd have to keep it.

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Bullshit. Take pictures of the whole room, and your cock to prove it.

Just kek.

I doubt it. He'll probably just screech for about 2 minutes, then jerk off until he falls asleep as usual.

whatever it fucking takes

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Yeah, I figured you were one of "those" types looking for reasons to go on a mass killing spree for no justifiable reason.

Do you know that those masks make the wearer look stupid?

You ruined your larp's credibility. You're a bit out of touch if you think people would actually believe anyone thinks like this.

Keep the covid and die, obviously.

It's a Buzzfeed/other "trendy" news source's reporter.

does the virus make you a fat piece of shit or are you always such a greasepig?

A global pandemic is a pretty fucking justifiable reason
I do not think like most people that is very fucking clear the amount of people who would allow a weapon to infect their loved ones who just want to sit by and let it happen prove that. Are you really going to tell me if they did not just shoot the sick faggots in china then this shit would not be as bad?

i am saddened by how we as humans have acted.

it lacks all sense

Ok, first off, you're overreacting a ton. It's not the Black Plague you fucking moron, it's a shitty virus with flu-like symptoms that kills off the very young and very old whose immune systems are garbage to begin with, and the "yOuNg PeOpLe" who aren't children and die from it almost always have underlying health conditions on top of the WuFlu.

Second, you're exactly the kind of hyped-up dipshit overreacting to bullshit fearmongering, that has only made this meager virus seem 1000 times worse than it actually is, and it's dipshits like you that have caused this mass panic in the first place.

Third, if I had corona virus and I knew where you lived, I'd take a bus trip up north just to cough in your fucking vents, because you deserve to die anyways. You'd probably just get shitty flu symptoms for a few weeks and bawling your eyes out like a crybaby and wailing about how your life is over, and then our advanced science and medicine would save your ass anyways, so you can continue being a worthless sack of shit for decades to come.

ever heard of cytokine storm ?

Ching chang kleng kong kin dong a pong cheng ching ho kwang.

No, you keep it and survive. People have recovered from the WuFlu and are still carriers, just immune to it. But you go ahead and choose to be a nigger. I guess there wouldn't be much of an IQ difference to what you are now, after all.

btw can flu make you sterile ?,
because covid-19 can,
ITS NOT THE FLU.

>A global pandemic is a pretty fucking justifiable reason
That's not the same as "complete fallout; armageddon-in-the-making."
We're not at the point where we have to start violating the Constitution (for the most part).

Notice how he didn't bother addressing this question?

Young children are sterile in 90% of cases anyway.