Is Australia fucked, Yas Forums?

Is Australia fucked, Yas Forums?

>January 25th - 4 cases
>February 20th - 17 cases
>March 10th - 100 cases
>March 20th - 870 cases
>Today reported over 1000 cases

In such a short time case numbers have grown so quickly that soon it will be 2,000 then 5,000, and soon enough 50,000 and >100,000.

What do anons?

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Total shutdowns of Australia's major urbanized areas.

Australia is just an extension of China anyways so

Stay inside and wash your hands dumbass.

People are ignoring self-isolation directives. In that case it will spread faster. If cities do get shut down, most people will still be out and about anyway. There's no way Australians will listen to the government when they say stay at home especially the urbanites.

yep fucked. the others further along are your future if your gov hasn't locked down yet. pandemic paradox. acting in time seems like overreacting. acting once it's visible is already too late

Of course. But do you think every Australian is going to do that? Look at the autists still panic buying when they've been told not to, even with supermarkets trying to enforce rules on them. Aussies are ignorant selfish fuckwits and this virus is going to spread because every person here is a total cunt.

We've only locked down the airports but that's useless with more than 1,000 cases here. There's like 400 in Sydney alone and 200 in Melbourne and brissy each. ScoMo even made a video telling everyone to fucking listen and nobody is. Shit's getting real bad down here.

Declare martial law then.

I'm serious. If things are that bad, you need to use the military to enforce the directives and NOT wait for the riots and fiddlers playing music during it.

This. National Guard already rolling out over different parts of the U.S. some places were saying they were going to stay open regardless of what the giogt says so that’s why there being deployed. To make sure people don’t start looting and such. It’s not that this virus will kill everyone and life will be ruined. It’s that if 50% of the people catch this and even if only 5% die that’s going to be a ton of dead bodies and people will lose their shit like if it was the end of the world. That’s why this quarantine needs to happen now. If everyone gets it, sure almost everyone will recover, but the people wouldn’t be able to handle amount of deaths... not in the “greatest country ever”

Isnt 90% of australias population on the coasts?

Hope so

That's what they're doing in Italy now and Iran, and what they did in China.

Unfortunately Australians are somewhat autistic. We would need the military to intervene otherwise NOBODY will give a flying fuck what the government says. People here seem to have this odd belief that we're "All in this country together. We are aussies!" which is total fucking horse shit. Aussies don't give a shit about anyone else. So yeah, hopefully they do bring in the military to intervene otherwise we are royally fucked.

This is true

confirmed doesn't reflect the actual number of infected. multiply by 10 at least.

Is it a civic duty to cough on boomers if you suspect you're sick?

just look at what's happening in the US
we are following Italy
you will follow the US

be careful in these hard times, anons.

Coastal towns are more often than not populated by boomers and visited by Asian tourists and city folk. Coastal towns are not safer than urban areas. Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane are fairly condensed which is where a lot of large numbers are happening but the coastal towns like where I am will be hit once a few cases pop up.

Nobody mentioning that those masks don't work? Those are the wrong masks to use to filter out breathing in viruses. Those are for containing illness or stopping shit splashing in your face.

We’ve been fucked since the Maccas shitter took over

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Just do it Australia.

Coronavirus doesn't care "you are aussies". It just wants to do what it always does: hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage.

Correct. They're for if you are sick already. They keep illnesses IN.

God I want a HAZMAT suit.

who even cares this shit only kills old fat cunts anyway

This is how it's been for most countries. Just hope your government isn't as incompetent as mine (USGAY)

You can try. Are you gonna cry when they give you a haymaker to the face?

>Is Australia fucked, Yas Forums?

Yes.
It's time to get a gun a loot New Zealand and rape their uninfected women folk

this. in ancient greece it was considered a curse to wish upon someone, "may you live in interesting times." ...starting to make sense.

Slomo has been so reactive and 5 steps behind on this.

He says we can't possibly close the borders despite 90% of our cases bringing it in with them from Iran and Italy. 3 weeks later he closes the border.... retard.

Now it's the primary school pox factories. Oh, we can't possibly close them, the economy... THE ECONOMY!!!

Fuck the economy, that is already toasted. How about making a decision that saves lives. I'll bet primary schools are closed within a fortnight and he will have failed to get ahead of the curve yet again.

How did we ever vote him back in?

That's true. A lot of people take a while to develop symptoms and even those who do will hide it or pass it off as the common flu/cold/just 'sick'. I wonder how bad the real numbers are...

Incorrect information as well my buddy. Get off Facebook

as if some elderly retard boomer is going to do shit about it

ENGADINE MACCAS FOR THE WIN!

I’m not your buddy, guy

im not on facebook you smug faggot all the stats support that the vast majority of people who die are old or sick

Everything will shut down. It's inevitable. Stupid cunt closes off the airports when it's way too late. The fucking shit has spread in here so quickly already that closing the airports now is useless. What about the spread happening now?

Same shit with the fires last year. The prick takes forever to get into action yet he's making all the decisions. Piece of shit needs to be outed from parliament.

Tyvek paint suit may be your best compromise. Duct tape at the wrists and ankles. Should do a fair job of stopping any particles or droplets. Keep a spray bottle with bleach solution to scrub on the way in so you can take it off.

Probably not. People that are barely alive as-is rarely start fights.

BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT.

Australians refuse to obey Quarantine, instead run amok getting high off crumpled up toilet paper.

And it was just 50 percent off bro.

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younger people are dying now. it just takes longer.

You never know. Ive seen some old duded with some strength still left in em.

Careful. I hear boomers throw some sick finger pointing and if you're not on guard 24/7 around a boomer, expect to be called a bloody millennial. They're savage.

Stats from Italy so far:
Classification Cases Deaths Lethality (%)

All 35,731 (100.0) 3,047 (100.0) (8.5)
Sex Male 20,686 (57.9) 2,139 (70.2) (10.3)
Female 14,378 (42.1) 890 (29.8) (6.2)

Age Above 90 1,115 (3.1) 285 (9.4) (25.6)
80–89 5,352 (15.0) 1,243 (40.8) (23.2)
70–79 7,121 (19.9) 1,090 (35.8) (15,3)
60–69 6,337 (17.7) 312 (10.2) (4.9)
>50–59 6,834 (19.1) 83 (2.7) (1.2)
>40–49 4,396 (12.3) 25 (0.8) (0.6)
>30–39 2,525 (7.1) 9 (0.3) (0.4)
>20–29 1,374 (3.8) 0 (0.0) (0.0)
>10–19 270 (0.8) 0 (0.0) (0.0)
>0–9 205 (0.6) 0 (0.0) (0.0)

literally boomer remover. Zero deaths below 30, total of 9 deaths out of 36'000 below 40.

Were it not for the economy it would literally be beneficial for societies as a whole.

Be careful. Boomers dont play by the same rules as you. Todays rules dont apply to them in their minds.

take the 400 confirmed and multiply by ten....4000 people sick in a city of 5mil+ isn't a giant part of the population. This "pandemic" is being escalated and you're proof of it.

>Boomer remover

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Exponential growth tho.

5000 today is 10k tomorrow then 20k by Monday and 250k in a week

it grows exponentially.
4000 turns to 8000 in three days which turns to 16000 in 6 days and so on.

it shows your self centered ignorance to think removing a major part of the world population would be a good thing.

We will be exactly like Italy in a fortnight. Triage will be leaving people to die in hospital waiting rooms for lack of ventilators

>needs to be outed from parliament.
Can't you Brits bring back the Knights of the Roundtable? Arthur can restore the land and make the flowers bloom.

Bondi beach yesterday

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Scott Morrison has blood on his hands

What the fuck are you dribbling about?
All.you had to say was yes.
Over 90% of Aus populations live on the coast

you reek of Zuckerberg

The virus can’t live in the sea user

Clearly stuttering half the entire world's economy to kickoff a depression greater than any other in the history of the human species is better than allowing a bunch of feeble 80 year olds to live out their remaining 3 years.
If boomers are so eager to shut everything down in their panics let them self-isolate rather than fuck everything up for everybody else yet again.

>Australia is out in the middle of literal nowhere
>Gets Coronavirus anyway

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20% of hospital corona patients are 20-40. Hopefully you get it and die so you won't be bothered with growing old.

WHY DID BILL GATES RESIGN??
WHERE IS HE HIDING??
WHAT DOES HE KNOW?????

We got it cos our stupid fucking government kept letting chinks in

But they're boomers so who gives a fuck. Wrecked our economy, fucked up the housing prices, sit on investment properties, retire on cruise ships, keep making bank without sharing it, hire low cost young kids for cheap labour to further their business profits, and are a shit stain on the developing society.

Then once they hit useless age of 70+, they use that money and sit in retirement homes until they die and be useless to society or in some countries, cause their children and grandchildren to stay at home and look after their shabby old asses until they die.

Let the old fucks die already, this is our world now.

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i've been inside almost a week now and my hands are really dry from constant washing. it didn't help since the numbers are growing a

Yeah chinks and Iranians for some bizarre reason
Fuck Morrison is the worst fucking cunt of a PM I have ever seen in my 37 years

Literally this

>major part