ITT: SHARE SECRETS / LARPS / ETC

My wife and I are swingers and once a month we swap partners with this retired couple for a weekend.

Not nearly as bad as the rest of you fags, but In high school I relentlessly stalked some guy until he left the school. all the while being delusional enough to think he liked me.

Watched my wife get ridden by a BBC at my request. She didnt really enjoy it and it came out after that she was a huge racist and the big cock hurt her. She didnt like the fact i treated her like an objecy to be shared.

I loved every second.

My daughter's girlfriend needed cash last night. Asked me to lend her some. Told her I'd give her 50 quid for a fuck. She about fucking raped me she needed the money that bad. My cock still hurts from her bouncing on it. I'm 55, she's 26 and a real qt3.14. No pics so don't ask.

pics?

I made my exgf a webslut, pic related

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Read the end of the post Yas Forumsuddy.

not him, but that's the joke

is she doing a split?

my younger sister competitively eats and posts videos of herself doing mukkbangs, i "enjoy" watching her practice

pics?

I felt up my older sister a little bit while she slept one time. Lightly poked and prodded her tits, managed to feel her nipples (she had a shirt on, but no bra), after that I stroked her pussy through her panties while I fapped. The adrenaline rush from what I was doing and the fear of getting caught gave me possibly the most intense orgasm I've ever had in my life, I was lucky to have not splattered all over her (I think I did see a few drops land on her panties, but after I came I was too intent on getting out of there to do anything about that). I sometimes wish I did more than that, like roofied her and gone all the way or something. But it's probably for the best that I didn't, I wouldn't have stopped myself from cumming inside her if I did get that far. Either way, I got away with what I did, if my sister was ever aware of it in any capacity she never seemed to let it affect our relationship in the slightest, and we're still on good terms.

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

i just took a random guys cock in my ass raw tonight...

was meant to be just a blowjob and i told him prior to meeting that i want him to make me his bitch, and he did just that. was throating his 8" cock and he was fingering my ass, pulled my head up and flipped me around and tried to stick it up my ass, he had trouble and i thought of walking out of his car then it just slid right in... i let out a moan of "ohh fuckk" and he kept thrusting inside me while i stroked myself to completion. as soon as i came i realized what the fuck i was doing and started to try get him out of me, he tried pushing me down saying "give me one sec", but being an ex military 6'1 200lbs guy, i got him out.

he didn't orgasm so i think im safe from the aids, I'll go get tested once this coronavirus stuff calms down. I'm never doing any gay shit again, that was a good enough last encounter
>NO ONES CUM IN MY ASS

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i thought you were a girl, then the horror

I want my parents to die during this covid crisis. They're selfish leeches that fucked their family up. Abandoned emotionally, physically, and come back later regretting everything. I just want them to die so I can live my own fucking life without worrying about this goddamn gene making me care. They fucked me up so bad, and I can't fix myself until I'm away from this family.

A nigga need kush cuz a nigga bleed kush.

I love manipulating fat women with low self esteem into having sex with me.

I raped two young Muzzie girls when I was serving overseas.

I've worn a chastity device almost every day for over 8 years since my honeymoon.

You mean you seduce them?

Oh man, it's so fucking easy. They usualy love gobbling cock, too, because they know it's the only way to get a man to stay.

Oh. yes. Of cause! I seduce them.

Greentext?

How young?

i once had sex with this fat bird in the backalley behind a bar. It was the best.

its a great thing isnt it. ive had prostate orgasms (no touching my cock) cum buckets.

kinda same here , 2 older sisters (5-6) and everyyime we vacation i had to share bed with them and basically cuddle one of them , so i usually got a faceful of boobs at night or later on hump/rub myself into them into completion , they never said anything , sometimes they kinda shove me but i just hug them a little harder........sometimes they would look at my for a second with suspicious looks and then turn around and change clothes.

During my first real job aged 18-21 I would routinely give my boss head in his office, he pretty much made it part of the work day even use to pay me a bit extra for it

stories/ greentexts?

Predicted the corona in the 90's to the precision of 1-2 months.

hey , gotta start somewhere right ? wanna get a good job fast right ?
just do your job and keep your head down (no pun) and you will be out of the wood soon enough

i have been there and that is what my supervisor (f) said to me when she find out (i got lewinskied , lol) and she saw me cleaning it. she told me that while she washed her hands , she didnt even looked at me , a few months later (almost a year) i started to rise in the ranks.

Never said I hated it, it was kinda fun tbh when i got use to it unless he was pissed off and it became more of a face fuck, it was very weird the first few months of doing it, just glad my gf never found out

My sister and I were fwb for a while

i know , got utterly trash once or twice (god knows what happen that got him mad) almost puked and he got balls deep before cumming into my throat (he hold me in place), ruin my make up + morning + sore throat + nausea all day.........it never felt fun or sexy for me , just part of my job , he got his kicks out of it i guess

I didnt have a BF so i didnt care much about it ..............but i knew a few coworkers (m) that also did it , if girls have to be super careful , men have to be outright ninjas

did you ever got lewinskied? , i think he did it just to be an ass and force me to swallow it (which i did always eventually ,easier than sneaking into the restroom to clean it)

I mostly got trashed because of this one girl who worked there who was ways fucking up, no idea why she never got fired, so it was always a bit awkward to see in her break-room after a hard face fuck session, no I never got lewinskied.

stories? how old? how many times?

Got off to the thought of several girls over the years who I know have been raped and thought about all the inner workings and details. Felt bad for them honestly, but ehhh

We were in our 20s, started in college. It went on for a few years so a fair number. Greentext of the first time
>driving sister to the store
>both in college
>Talking about current state of relationships
>both of us recently single
>sister said she was kinda horny since she was going through dry spell
>immediately got embarrassed and said she didn't mean to say that
>tell her I'm going through one too
>suggest we help each other hook up
>wanted to hook up with a friend of hers
>sister says "or we can help each other"
>Ask her what she means
>she asks if I have condom
>In my wallet
>heart pouding
>She says maybe we could mess around
>fake resistance but say yes
>find abandoned parking lot
>get in back seat
>takes off her shorts
>undo my pants
>finger her a bit
>rubs my
>puts condom on
>pulls aside her panties
>kisses me
>slides me inside

Share more of this supposed webslut

I want to see my gf get absolutely destroyed on the bang bus or something like gdp. She loves watching both with me

nice. if ya kept at it -- guess you both liked it.

I got blown by a friend's mom a few times when we were teenagers.
At the time I assumed she was doing it with others and it would come out and then everyone would know, but no one ever did.
Time has passed and I still want to tell someone but it's for petty reasons - kind of to boast in a way, but also because that particular friend has always had amazing luck dating and while I'm not the biggest loser, I am certainly up there.
It would be retarded since she's still married so it would potentially fuck that up or cause drama for no reason, and even tho I'm envious of him at times he doesn't need to hear that from a place of petty vindictiveness either.

So it's basically just type it here where it doesn't matter and just keep on doing whatever, which for now is working from home and being a dork.

Yeah we did. Ended up fucking again the next day and agreeing to fuck if either of us needed to get off. Basically we always had a standing booty call

any incest dirty talk?

Yeah when we were in the heat of it we would a bit.

yeah ,i know stupid mindy , there is always a stupid mindy......she was giving it to someone else above the boss or something i guess , he also hated her but couldnt fired her , and she wasnt just stupidly bad at her job but stupidly bad at life , that bitch could even maker cofee , she was basically a glorified fleshlight (above average hot maybe) i sucked dick but i also did a good job and kept my coworkers happy/untroubled

did you ever "give" more ? , i was asked to but decline many times , i wasnt going to be the idiot that gets impregnated by the boss (wife and kid )

lol in this office case it was stupid Moria, it was a small company he was the only boss so no idea why she had a job so long, he kept me behind a few times over the years for more, all over the office, including on her desk

Last thread mind fucked me a bit

>Last thread mind fucked me a bit
why?

What about it? What did I miss

I spent most of my high school lunch hours, on my drama teachers dick, I was one of his "Bois"