That's it

there are all sorts of options out there but yeah, fuck hoarders.

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>Don't bother mentioning 'muh guns' because shitting on your doorstep doesn't threaten your life and you WILL go to PRISON FOR LIFE.

Oh yes, please, enter my home. Not like my state has CASTLE DOCTRINE or anything.

what you should do is rub it on their door handles

$.02? Thats cheaper than the damn TP

My stores are not allowing refunds anymore on any these goods people are stock piling, HAHAHA DUMBasss's... I knew this was going to happen.

OP never mentioned anything about entering your home, faggot.

Chinese house in a suburb of Australia.
Opportunistic little fucks

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Go toilet papering.
It's fun AF right now.

Practice this phrase too.
"I'm a fucking psychopath looking for any opportunity to kill someone."
Source: Everyone I have ever met with a concealed carry.

Your a psychopath for carrying a weapon that can save your own life, alright mate when the looters take your stuff and Tyrone rapes your wife just let us know how his dick tastes.

Victim-offender relationship.
Your phrasing still sounds like you want to kill someone more than anything else.

Yeah, maybe you

What do you think puts you more at risk?
Owning guns and blabbing about them everywhere your dumb ass goes, advertising you have something valuable to steal.
Not owning a gun and not drawing needless attention to yourself.

While I agree with your sentiment on hoarders,

>Don't bother mentioning 'muh guns' because shitting on your doorstep doesn't threaten your life and you WILL go to PRISON FOR LIFE.

Yeah no. If I shoot someone who's squat down on my front porch and screaming "TOILET PAPER REEEEEEE" the cops will just drag your poopy butt corpse out and tell me to have a nice day.

Then their family will destroy your life in civil court.
XD

>he dindu nuffin

No, it's not a false equivalency.

So what will you do if someone tries to rob your house or do other crimes?

One hundred percent unmitigated bullshit. Larp elsewhere.

Welp shouldn't have been on his property trying to take a shit on it.

Self-defense usually doesn't pay off for the offender.
Even if you manage to not spend 5+ years in prison their family will spend the rest of their lives trying to destroy yours.

Use your words to resolve your issues, you're not a fucking monkey.

Judges don't think this shit is cute.

I'm not a schizo that thinks there's a shadow lurking around every corner.
Stop watching so much tv/movies, they don't reflect reality.

Judges are morons.

This gun talk reminds me of this story.

Siblings are blaming the clerk that shoot a robber who also had a gun and demanded cash.

Legit the "he dindu nuffin wrung"

pluralist.com/roosevelt-rappley-family/

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Go to any concealed carry meeting.
Go to any PRS match.
Go hang out with any gun people.

They talk about killing people more than any other group.

Killing someone is usurping the entire justice system.
Let him go with the cash, you'll get it back, he'll get arrested, justice can actually be served.

Self defense and premeditated murder are two different things. Take your shitty trolling and get out.

So when 3 men invade your home zip tie you down and rape your wife while looting your house how are your words going to stop them?

Godspeed /bro, I feel your pain, or should I say poo

You haven't done any of those things and you are basing your opinion on dale gribble.

India incarnate

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Justice is never fully served sadly but you are assuming he will just take the cash and run and not the possibility of him just murdering you then taking the cash.

I'm not saying a gun will 100% protect yourself but id rather the robber be on the ground with a few gun shots than myself.

Find me a case of this actually happening.

There is only one place dumb enough for this level of trolling

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Correction: Find me a case of this where the OFFENDER didn't know the VICTIM(S).

when shit hits the fan I just hope you are prepared.

My house doesn't look like a house.
It looks like an old warehouse.
No one (meaningful/dangerous) knows I live here.
No one is going to bust down the door.
There are no obvious signs of life.
The sign up front isn't a "doomsday goods," kind of business.

Yeah, walking up to my door uninvited and begging to defecate will earn you a 30 grain buckshot shell all over your dumbass. At your funeral, they’ll have to close your casket because of all the turd specks now permanently cooked on your ass, legs, and back that they won’t be able to remove ensuring you’ll smell like the turd you are.

Don’t ever attempt to fuck with my TP empire.

Remember that one guy that argued that gun people aren't psychopaths looking for any reason to fulfill their urges.
See this gruesome post.

yeah but they're polyester. Not sure I'd want that on my ass. Gay flags aren't good enough for my shit.

Here is one case of 5 men robbing a restaurant and raping two people and robbing it.

latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-01-15-me-7424-story.html

A woman working at a adult store was raped by four armed men who robbed the place and sexual assulted her.

click2houston.com/news/2018/08/23/robbers-rape-adult-store-worker-during-northeast-houston-holdup-police-say/

Oh this was back in 1991 but found it interesting. Two armed men tied up 5 children and raped the 14 year old, the 12 year old and the 17 year old along with robbing the place.

nytimes.com/1991/10/14/nyregion/robbers-rape-3-girls-in-inwood-home.html

If you didn't get off your ass to buy toilet paper before the shortage even happened, or buy a couple rolls like normal before people wen't completely stupid, then you're not going to get off your ass and do any of this shit either.
Yes, I understand panic buying is fucking retarded, but nice larp.

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it

If you want want your 30 grain buckshot shells over your face don't go to his house pretty simple.

i got like 200 rolls or some shit. 8-24 packs. im gonna shit like a king for a loooooong time. enjoy your shit butt, shitt butt

Based

don't want*

not the guy you replied to but a few years ago one of my neighbors had a van pull up to his house in the middle of the night with 4-5 armed druggies.
Wanna know what they had in the back?
Rope, zip-ties, knives, and a crowbar

He would've been fucked because he didn't carry a single gun in his house. Instead, he was up watching a movie and heard them trying to break in so he called police to blockade the neighborhood exits and then turned on all the lights outside to scare them off

bet they're still fucking themselves in jail rn

Its sad that's the reality we live in and I don't think this guy pays much attention to it.

i hope a pebble gets stuck in your urethra ALL OF YOU

Fuck China, the bat eating retards ruined the whole fucking year for everyone

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