How much coke is too much coke to take?

Hmm. Judging from what that shit does to your nose unless you get all up in thar with saline spray and vaseline every two hours, I'm not sure whatever it would do to your bunghole is worth it.

I try to limit to days-off, and just one in the morning. I can make a ball last almost two weeks. But when I overdo it, I overdo the shit out of it. It's a high-risk, high-reward. Depends how much you think you can maintain control.

Chuckled.

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No more Chris.
Go to bed

I wouldn't necessarily recommend to anyone that they abstain from everything, though. Wouldn't wish it on anybody but an enemy, in fact. You should at least have a goddamed drink every once in a while. Gotta stay sane somehow. Get wasted alone once a month, watch some hard military feels-movie or something, cry a bit, rage a bit, release those repressed emotions. It's good for the soul.

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How does it affect woman?
Is it different from us man?

I'm going to hang out with a girl that likes doing coke and I'm curious what I'm to expect

Dunno, but bump for curiosity.

Ooh, but I will warn you that you should always remember not to give away too much. You know you get into that generous, "I'm the party-guy" mood, but people will use you for coke, especially bitches. Make sure she doesn't do all your shit and not make with the pussy.

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Ive heard if you boof your boogers from a intense coke sesh the booger will break down into your ass membranes

Boof? As in blow up your tailpipe? Yeah, I can understand the biology of why it works, I think, I just don't think it would be worth it. Would do wacky stuff to your ass.

I kinda miss snorting a gram and downing whiskey and vodka all night and feeling nothing, there was something very satisfying about it

I know the feel, doing something similar right now. Just don't do it often enough that it kills you the next day.

One of my issues is that I get home and just want to relax, but out of habit I climb a few fat pillars and then I wonder for the next three hours why I can't seem to wind down.

How is this virus affecting the ease of getting coke?

I don't do coke, she knows it
And of course I'm not going to buy her any
I just want to know how it affecs them.

But thank you for the advice, user!

Fair enough. Maybe I'd just try and help her not do too much. It fucks with circulation so she'll be more likely to sweat, have cold hands/feet, her mouth will be dry and numb... etc. Have her just do a nice line to get the heart beating strong and then smoke a spliff or something to get all sensitive and physical.

pls respond

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One more bump because I too am curious about anyone's personal experiences therewith.

lot of fags in here.

1. you are doing pure coke unless you purify it yourself. Don't care if you're dude is Colombian and his name is pablo; shit is stepped on with nasty shit.
2. up your ass is fine if you dilute with water. As it will make you shit tho, make sure to re-do after. Your intestine is a mucous membrane, but remember that deviated septum is less bad than perforated colon
3. if you can't afford it, stop drugs instead of doing heroin or meth. Come on, guy.
4. only give the xanax to one night stands and only do coke if you can afford to give to a splittail.

enjoy the end of the world, fags.

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I once was with this chick we fucked all the time all fucked up on the stuff

She said it was to big for her butt so I said il numb it out
Put a half gram chunk in the crack of her butt

Used some mineral oil to wet it
Stuff my rock hard cock in her ass
Push the coke up there

Fucked for like 2 and half hours before I could nut

The next day she complained about her ass for ever
Complained for like 2 weeks
I fucken went to town just plowing away
So high man
So epic
Busted so hard

Agree with the first point. It ain't pure. I saw pretty close once, but you'll know it if you see it, and don't count on it.

Yeah I'm not so desperate to get lit that I'm 'boofing' that kak.

Not doing the drug is always an option if you realize you can't swing it and have a stable life.

That might be a good way to measure it. If you can't afford to give some away to a piece of tail if the need arises, you can't afford it.

>mfw this twisted story is still quite useful to a degenerate like me.

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I love fucking on it
The extra effort you have to put into getting the nut makes it so much more powerful

If u got a good girl
You edge your self off then sniff one and get a bit a soft
Rinse and repeat for like 4 hours
Then blow 2 or 3 huge ones deep into her
Oh fuck yea buddy
Gimmie dat nut

you have to do it yourself. it is absolutely not coming to you pure. No one upstream has any incentive to bring that to you. It is simple to do.
>tfw you feed the pure to a set of holes

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Thanks for the bump, bro!

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I read in passing a while back that some people actually purified it themselves. Didn't give it much thought. Do you happen to have any personal experience with that?

no. but i have a friend that uses 99% isopropyl from the freezer twice followed by room temp anhydrous acetone. Think he dries it a couple times in between and couple days after somehow. He said he learned from erowid. IDK. He's a fucking retard but it's always legit whenever he gives it to me on random occasions.

Noted. Good to know, thanks dude.

Am I right in recalling hearing that pure lady is kind of yellowish with almost a pearly shine to it? How does it feel/taste?

I said IDK. take it or leave it.

Off white
Left to right oil slick sheen

You're good bro, you'd just implied that the friend had hooked you up so I wondered.

What do you mean 'left to right'?

Tastes like the jungle
Like how old ranked up leafs in a bag smell
Like you can taste the paruvian stomping there feet on it in the forest

It should bring in one direction
Along the top of each shale line
If it's all roundish its but still blingy it's high quality repress
Nit the real shale

Gotcha. That was refreshingly specific.

Going to fap tho brb
Gotta get that nut

While you're still here, any general tips on counteracting face-ache, preventing nose damage, storage, anything? Hit me with some experiential wisdom?

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Ya when they cut it but it's still good the fault lines get distorted and make it sheen in all directions

Yooooo anyone know a cure for coke dick tho? I get half a gram in and need to stop or I'll turn to rope

Are you fapping to what?
Share because I also want to fap.

Sorry, replied wrong. This was for you.

Honestly he's right, it takes a lot of concentration to beat coke dick
My advice is DO NOT pull out, your blood will stay in there as long as you're in here, or at least that's how it has worked for me.
Maybe a cock ring would help?

Face ache
Try to not fall asleep with to much stuck up your nose

If you can suck back all the drips it doesnt wonders
Or else it sits up there l
All night and melt your nose

Also try to wet a cotton swabs and sniff the water thru

Storage is tricky
I'd need to know what u want to know

Ngl, this lockdown has me selling loads of blow, customers hoard drugs too lmao

I try to post pic but its above file limit

Apparently some people pop a 1/4 of a viagra when the binge is planned. I've never done that.

I try to avoid fapping until it's mostly worn off, but if I realize I need to fuck something or my heart will explode I jump into a hot shower and get aggressively lewd with myself. Usually coke helps my imagination, so I tend to fantasize about power-fucking a hot co-worker or something.

Easiest cure is obviously not do so damn much in the first place, or just wait and get drunk/stoned.

Brb I wana pop one out
Dont let this threaď die lol

you're insuflating chemicals selected for their physical resemblance to another chemical primarily; secondarily for their lower price; and finally for whatever analogous side effects which can be attributed to the desired chemical.

There is no reason to not adulterate when all of these conditions are met and not doing so presents a negative impact on the bottom line upstream

Brb I wana pop one out
Dont let this threaď die lol
Yas Forums really fucking me trying to post lol

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I always snort what I can, blow out the rest, and then snort saline to moisturize and vaseline to keep it wet.

Storage, I'm looking for tips on easy access, best things to snort off/ out of... I hear a snuff-box is great.

I'm lurking. And yeah, captcha is being a twunt right now for some reason. I dunno, I'm not a tech-priest.

Makes sense.

Sup mothafuckas. Who else like blazing a few fat bowls in the bong and doing a line every 20 30 min

If u can find these babies
They for great for quick sniff
U bust it put it back in and sniff out the top of vile

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When I do it, I usually do it with a few bowls. But I sometimes feel like they're canceling eachother out. I need to try and remember to get stoned if I want to relax, and lit if I want to be hyper-focused and productive. I suspect it's best to just pick one. Of course, a nice stiff shot is good whichever option you go for.

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I like to smoke a big fat 2 paper kush joint
Sniff a beefy one
Ride the bus down to my favorite Asian girlfriend
Visit her for a hour
Get a pair of nuts out
Shower with her and bounce out
Smoke a nice a cigarette
Then get sushi for dinner and
Pass the fuck out