How are w-we all doing in isolation, Anonymous?
My s-state recently quarantined us all, s-so I can't even go outside! Scary stuff! But I'm d-doing okay for now
How are w-we all doing in isolation, Anonymous?
Zachary Wright
Liam Barnes
Todays dish: Lemon garlic shrimps!
Easy to make!
Full of protein!
Delicious!
Gabriel Young
begone thot
Oliver Evans
S-sorry, not a thot
Wyatt Hall
kys trap
Luke Rodriguez
Can we make this instead?
Connor Miller
Sorry, n-not a trap.
Definitely not.
Cooper Nelson
A human being typed this
Jason Turner
Do you have a fire arm, Alice? I know a guy who's father knows a guy who said the government is going to send the infected to the camps for "further evaluation".
Isaac Hill
No and I h-have no belief that is true.
Mmmhm
Jayden Gonzalez
Ingredients list is very simple for this:
Shrimp!
Butter!
Lemon!
Garlic!
Salt and pepper (to taste)
S-should be easy with anyone with a pan and shrimp to do
John Anderson
Love your hair!! Great job keep it up
Zachary Walker
How about this tasty boy?
sounds legit, heard it from a guy who knew a guy whos dad knows a guy who just comes out with random delusions too
Connor Jenkins
>not a trap
gay
Julian Campbell
T-that does look really nice actually
James Powell
>frozen prepackaged
you make me fucking sick.
Leo Ramirez
gaymers rise up
Noah Carter
T-this is a thread for anons, you t-think most of them even know what a fish market is?
Adjust your expectations.
Easton Nelson
>femanon posting for attention
Thot detected
Adrian Gomez
>to taste
well of course it's to taste. why else would you put something in food? to hear?
Brayden Green
You're not supposed to know. You didn't hear it from me but you should be prepared to defend yourself.
Jayden Morris
just be making music and content on youtube while isolated because of the corona virus.
Andrew Garcia
Have you done any prepping?
Jeremiah Evans
The only people who adjust their expectations when it comes to culinary arts are fucking washout fucking LOSERS with no reason to be making food. You suck, and your food tastes like SHIT.
Isaac Wright
Love it!
Oliver Foster
delicious... ... ...
Chase Williams
S-sorry, not posting for attention
Brody Wright
Now let's finally see some delciious fucking food
Jace Nguyen
F-first step! We mince the garlic!
M-my new tripod l-lets me get real close zoom shots, s-so I hope you can see very clearly now!
Kevin Johnson
you're doing the same thing.
Ryan Gray
Is anybody else just drinking water to live, because they are afraid to go to the grocery store anymore?
Christian Bennett
>I'm a b-biological female, sorry
Noah Bennett
what does alice think of my dinner this evening :)
William Adams
i puked on my computer ~ now i’m sad.
Ethan Gonzalez
>Is not this altruism the very essence of cooking?
yes
Noah Price
DONT THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY WITH RECKLESS ABANDONMENT!
Nicholas Bell
Email me at [email protected] and t-tell me what you need
Julian Jenkins
but carbs on carbs is the essence of british cuisine!
Christopher Jones
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU CHOP GARLIC LIKE A FUCKING TROGLODYTE HAVE YOU EVER EVEN PICKED UP A KNIFE BEFORE NOW
Bentley Jackson
How are you going to cook us meals if you haven't /prepared/? The stores here are fairly empty.
Zachary Miller
Exactly w-why we reject it
Xavier Cox
gonna throw a burger in the ocean for that, cheeky wankah
Elijah Rivera
I have m-my ways
Julian Powell
AIDS
Jayden Perez
sure looks tasty tonight!
Chase Reed
Benjamin Russell
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING SAWING USING A CHOPPING KNIFE YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT, YOU BELONG IN THE FUCKING TRASH ALONG WITH YOUR FROZEN SHRIMP
Isaac Wilson
Colton Gonzalez
Lincoln Cruz
G-glad to hear it
Jaxson Reyes
Luis Miller
Tits or gtfo
Brayden Hughes
If I could make a suggestion for a future show, turning MREs into gourmet meals for the post-apocalyptic world
Nathaniel Walker
if you can't tell by now, Alice has no idea how to cook and generally gives bad advice
Samuel Torres
Elijah Hernandez
Let's s-see if I can cut the butter any better, p-please those who b-believe I'm using a knife wrong
Oliver Morris
Gavin Parker
I live 20 minute from Kiev Ukraine. Do I go to chernobyl to hide from corona? is very tempting.
Jordan Nelson
Ryder Gutierrez
T-tits p-please UwU
Or g-get the f-fuck out L-LARPer 0w0
Charles Reyes
Heya Alice
Blake Barnes
Jace Flores
Jesus, my arteries are flinching, please don't use that much butter.
Liam Garcia
Alice, are you married? If not, why not?
Xavier Sanchez
S-sorry, I'd like a citation on that please
Leo Wood
Bentley Fisher
Charles Powell
John James
YOU'RE HOLDING THE KNIFE LIKE A SCARED KITTEN YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET THE BUTTER GET TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE USING IT WHY DID YOU USE SO MUCH BUTTER THOSE LEMONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CUT JUST BEFORE YOU SQUEEZE THEM GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT
Noah King
Michael Perry
never understood why knives like this need tips. I mean, what's the p[spoiler]urpose?
Mason Moore
simp
Julian Carter