Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

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I cant tell if you're serious or just trolling...it cringey either way

I want to slice your neck with a string

how should you approach woman you dont know without sounding creepy? or should i try to construct some elaborate scenario?

why are girls so fucking gay

Can you send me some feet pics pl0x

Am not burger, Im from Argentina. Down here is total no-work lockdown. We were talking about baby names yesterday
I said Jack from Titanic but I also kept thinking Hit the Road Jack lmao
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Well its also niggers naming their kids, Treasure, Shaniqua, D’brickishaw, etc.
Down here you can tell a low class nigger because they are 100% named Brian, Jessica, Yasmin or Johnathan.

I have a relative named Evelyn and shes a crazy hoe so im biased against it but I guess its cute too. But id consider Anna or Elsa -yea, really. Sue me- or Brielle for the Owl City song

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Togtfo

i 2nd this, why are there not more tomboys. i want a girl that can spar with me and slam some food playing mk11. but most of yall be acting like a bunch of fags.

BASED

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>31th
just googled it. Huh so its 31st. Never knew. Not native speaker in my defense. Thanks user

how does it feel to know you exist only to be fucked?

i was just poking fun lol. have a good one.

That seems impossible. Might give me a hell of a burn I guess lol

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Nah

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Because they like dick?

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Yes they can lock you up

But I'm not jobless like you. If you were a guy you'd be homeless .some simp needed a fuck thats why you have a place to live

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Whats your opinion on virgins

I didn't say exist to fuck
I said you exist to be fucked
pay attention you stupid bitch

Does anything turn a woman on sexually?

that was a surprisingly good answer (im)
yea thats how i felt it kinda is that yall are just doing your own thing and dont want to be bothered thats why i've never approached a girl out of the blue like that.
thanks my dude, you be easy

I have heard form many men that women do not live in reality and instead live in a lie that they have concocted and often wholeheartedly believe in in order to not have to take responsibilities for their actions or to justify their actions to themselves. I wouldn't be surprised if this were true. I have been paying more attention to the behaviour of women and i have found that a good percentage of them seem to avoid responsibility like the plague. I don't think this is necessarily a female thing because there are weak men who do this as well. I think it has to do with power and women (and weak men) don't want power because with power comes responsibility.

Thoughts?

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absolute legend, im also interested

What’s the first thing you out in your pussy? What’s the strangest thing you be out in your pussy?

I did and your implying that women cant do the fucking.

Very one-sided.

If I'm on top of you guess what? I'm the one fucking you my dude.

You're a retarded feminist.

im a 20 year old NEET living with a 31 year old sugar mama. is it wrong to enjoy being spoiled?

fucking lucky dawg, how did you score that?

met her through my ex before we broke up. we were friends for awhile then she asked me what i was up to. we dated and after a month, i moved in.

Literally how?
She's actively always been against feminism lol

You either dont know her or ran out of insults.

Probably a Chad with S+ tier genetics literally life on easy mode

damn maybe i would meet girls if i had friends, i am unironically learning a lot in this thread

bump

Yea I mean we can go to supermarkets and shit, just not to work and so
lmao ive been sneezing all day maybe I got the chink flu
pic of your dog, whats his name

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Hope you got a gun. All them liberals are now lining up to get what they wanted banned so they can protect their horded toilet paper! Glad I was prepped for this for years now.

I just get my dog food from chewy.com now

Did you find any weakness in your preps. Also, I told my uncle this is training for when we have to get in the Bernie Bread lines if he wins lmao

Best thing I got is a months worth of Mountain House food for me and the wife. It stays stable for 30 years. I have enough guns and ammo to last me a lifetime, but I am an avid shooter at the range just for fun. No more wasting ammo now, it doubled in price in the last week!

Wife has been working from home and will be for the next month. Thank god I have an office where I'm the only one here or I would already be fed up with her by now.

Turn out the lights. I think everyone left to go buy toilet paper.

you hooooo, any femanons out there?

Age and story of your first orgasm?

Mine too. We both have symptoms, so I'm stuck here... Already threw one monitor to the floor because it malfunctioned. And we are still at the beginning of this shit...

Don't think any femanons are here. But I'll tell ya mine! I was about 11 or 12 watching Brady Bunch beating that meat like it owed me money and dreaming of Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Yea my wife needs two monitors to work. Hauls it all out to the kitchen table at 7am along with a scanner and laser printer. Thats when I hit the road. I used to bring the dog with me to the office but I leave her there now since she is home!

Do most girls have similar tastes? I've been a virgin until recently. Before losing my virginity I've always thought that I was some ugly freak and that women were disgusted of me. I eventually lost my virginity with a girl that finds me attractive and we're now FWB's. She keeps telling me that I'm very handsome and that she can't resist me, but I wonder if it's just her or can other women think the same way about me. Also, on the other hand, I may not be that attractive since she also told me that she didn't even know that I existed before we hooked up for the first time, and we've been classmates for quite a while.
Do I have similar chances with other women? How should I approach them? (I've never approached women before)

Nah that girls probably a 2 or a 3 and she desperate. Probably the only reason you got her. You were both desperate, just stick with her.

Actually, she's quite hot and has many orbiters which I consider better looking and more charming than me, which makes me wonder why did she pick me. Also, ever since I started going out with her, my peers started noticing me and treating me with respect. Although a lot of times they make sarcastic jokes about me being able to pick up girls without speaking (because I'm socially awkward and don't speak much, and also because that's what happened at the party in which I lost my virginity).

Also I can't stick with her. It's true that I'm desperate for companionship, that's why I wanted to take things further. She doesn't seem to want any of that, though. I guess it's a good thing.
I don't really want a gf when I think about it rationally, but I completely forget about that ideal when I hang out with her. That's another reason I need to approach other women.

Sorry I was out trying to find some baby wipes. No luck
Sneezing isnt part of the symptoms though so I think you're fine user!

And I have 3!

From left to right:

Loki, Samus, cujo
Son, mom and dad! Lol

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